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[quote author=Tobiloba2407 post=96612011]Even before looking up to confirm if it's a male if female that made this comment, I already knew it was a female.
You really need to change the way your brain works[/quote

Don't mind d idiot, at d mention of sex, these females will start acting like it was one organ that was involved.

Death is scary mehn.
Even d righteous fear death

[quote author=Madibah post=96326194]see bwess !!!

but who is that guy touching her yansh na
I dey feel jealous on another person property [/quote

What's special about Nyash? U men sef. E be like say menstrual blood never stain u before

Sultannayef:
He can never return to the White House

How Nigerians think they have an opinion on us elections Marvel's me

Na still d same people release em from prison

NoPlaceLike:
This is no time for armed robbers to take undue advantage of the poor masses.

U think armed robbers are normal like u?

ademidedavid:
I first saw BOBRISKY......God purify my heart ooooo

Aswear, I saw d same thing o, had to read d title again to b sure

Zealoy:
I don't think is from God o cuz I got a message from a man of God that I should dump the fair girl am dating and to all indications he was referring to her, honestly she's every man's dream beautiful and very sexy but honestly I don't love her to the extent of settling down with her, I only wish the best for her that's y I want to let her go so that she can find someone better than me

Give me her number biko

Ozo would av been perfect for Erica, kiddwaya for Nengi. I hate to c Ozo n Erica waste dia love on those two morons

Zzor:
ignore him and pretend he doesn't exist,dont fall for such simple trick to get you jealous,hes a player.Never show a guy you like him no matter how deep you have fallen,he will never respect you if you do that,he may accept you if you make any move but will never value you,you will become his sex thing,they value ladies they suffered to have,thats how they are weird,dont follow any advise coming from a guy here,they just want you to fall cheap for their fellow.I repeat,never ever make or show him signs that you have fallen in love with him,if he comes fine, but if he doesn't,my dear bury that feelings quickly and get busy.

Speak for yourself. I repeat, speak for yourself

if Mancity like they should sign MESSI AND MARADONNA , Arsenal will still beat dem with HOLDING AND CHAMBERS

NegroAcheiver:
The scammer called arsenal just got scammed by a bigger scammer called lille.Una never see anything shebi una just sign Willian for 3 yrs.

Chill, Willian na free transfer. No dey masturbate

Marley is d biggest tout in dis country

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She z a useless fraud girl. On ur own birthday now she will only send u "happy birthday text". Run away from scumbags bro

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

When it comes to sex, just forget it. Women r d highest pretenders in dis world

Millenniumlady:
Match kill you there

Hahahaha

michlins:
Do not marry any girl less than 25yrs. That's all I know. At that age, they are yet to understand what and how their body works.

There are girls who are less than 25 and good but what's their number and what are the chances that you will meet one of them. After series of heartbreaks, that's when they will develop some level of compliance and make choices between a good guy and a Bleep boy

You say?? Biko dis has nothing to do with with this. My brother my own is 26 and did something worse than this. A hoe is a hoe

Cloud699999:
Good morning Nairalander,

It all started Last week When a neighbor next to my apartment died without nobody noticing for 2 days until she started smelling. We didn't actually suspect that it was from her room until someone came looking for her because she wasn't answering her phone, which was still ringing inside and the door was locked from the inside that was how we knew she was dead, already swollen because the last time we saw was Sunday night and we didn't know untill Tuesday that she was dead.

All this happened last week. Later that Tueday family and friends with police came to evacuate her corpse. No foul play or any struggle seems she died in her sleep. She was young and a very playful lady and lively. She is 36 years old single mother and she lives.

So the haunting started 2 days later. The First one happened around 2am, My girlfriend said she saw someone looking like standing by the door outside just staring straight at her, there was no light and the window was open, so when she pointed torch light she saw nothing but when she switch the torch light, she saw the shadow of the same person. That really scared shit out of me because she later told me in the morning.

The second was last night. Someone was banging seriously on the toilet window because it's an iron window. The banging continue for almost 3hours. It was double banging as if someone was knocking hard. I doubt it was someone when I try I check I couldn't find anyone there, few minute later the banging continue till around 4.30am when mosque call out for prayer. And I could here some here some sound like someone walking in the next room where she died, no one was home. Her sister refuse to sleep in the room so it was locked.

Please help, how can I get rid of this unwanted disturbances. I don't know what to do. This last night scare me to the bone. The funniest thing. No one heard this banging except me. The other neighbors have different theory.

Anyone experience this kind of thing before? How did you handle it?

U clearly know that the easiest n wisest thing to do is relocate urself far away from that house and street and you're asking us sympathy questions.

drsugar:
2 big headed people are not using face masks and not maintaining social distance in that picture..

2nd picture

nose mask. face mask is for armed robbers

Ekakamba:

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I laugh in Swahili.

Girl wan chop your money? You wey you no fit buy phone wey get punctuation marks.

its not funny, go n sit down

dis guy and wilson oruma were d ones vying to replace okocha den before mikel emerged around 2008/2009 and u r telling me his 36. hmmmn! this guy should not be less that 40yrs now

Mouth odour will kill more people in the north than Corona virus

oluwatosink:
This thing don pass becarefull.. I pray our own case should not be like italy and USA. Where people are dying daily.
Even Ghana with less population have conducted more test than nigeria.

To give this man punch for mouth they hungry me

U sure say u no follow out dis dullard for there? When una dey shout sai baba up n dan

This is the nonsense they wasted my Time teaching me in school. U want to continue from here and. I no dey Sha

That's a pandemic, this OP needs to be quarantined immediately

Life is a choice Sha.
Women have broken my heart in relationship's I took time to build. And when they go, I take my time to heal n get over them, put em behind me n move on. I've never for once thought about treating someone bad because of what another did to me, never.

Despite d fact dat I love and get disappointed, I still love again. Dis not because am foolish, it just that love lives in me and I can't c myself doing what d OP is planning, never.

Today I have d best woman u can think of, beautiful, intelligent, good heart and independent to mention but a few n we r settling down soon.

I c disappointments as stages n not something that should define me

madridguy:
To me i see it as lack of discipline and crazy fantasy. How would a grown up man or woman keep their nudes of their phone, for what if i may ask. What if your phone falls into a wrong hand?

I will give this to ladies, almost every ladies has their nude on their phone.

U r.right, they masturbate even to their own nudes

Iook well, d president has Mouth odour

Nwokem, go n do HIV test. Go n do HIV test o, I know y o

[quote author=amaniro post=88107513]The man is retired!But mostly just tired![/quoote]

Forget dat retirement ish, dude is a dullard, he knows nothing. He simply scammed u all