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Chimax15: My ex and I divorced 4months ago... She is still angry with me.. Trying to get back at me she uploaded my unclad pics on facebook and Instagram .... Note: I was wearing only a Boxer with Toothpick in my mouth. .. .. Not knowing that I have alots of complete Naked pictures of her.. I really want to pay her back by uploading her naked pics everywhere on the net and also to some newspaper websites... Nlders should i do it or should I forget about it?

The best thing to do here is to send her a private email attaching some of her unclad pics in it warning her to go and delete all your unclad pics from where ever she posted dem and that u'll post hers if she refused to do so. The watch as she would come begging

Joel.:
good question

You can't fund your account bro. Here is what happens. Anytime u make any payment online with your paypal account, The Credit card which you linked to your account would be debited directly and your bank will send you an alert immediately. you can only see figures in your account when you use it to recieve payment or someone sends you money. But for now, You can not recieve money to Nigerian paypal account. Hope u get it

SpaceGooat: what give you warrant for all this insalt??

No be only insalt, Even In pepper and maggi. Lol !

080ict.com:
This is not time to blame anyone because the mistakes have been made, all that is important is a solution to it as you read. Other people will equally learn from her mistake.

A friend of mine called me to trace a guy that got her friend pregnant. The problem is so difficult for me to fix my self in a serious case like this, i think this case did not concern me but i felt concerned to it because of how she explained it.

She said that her friend hookup to a guy on social network and they where friend to a stage it becomes some intimate without knowing that the guy gave her a wrong information about himself. She visit the guy in question to his house (Which was later found out that he didn't live there)and they made love which she later discovered that she is pregnant for the guy.

To cut the story short..... the guy told her to remove the babe with the money that he will send to her account if she will agree to collect the money. Now the guy is no where to be found but later she (the pregnant girl) noticed that the guy is in my town and she told her friend to ask me to help her and trace the guy since am in position to help her.

She refuse to let her parent know about the issue because she can't give a full detail of the 2go guy that got her pregnant and secondly she didn't want to inform the police becos she will be forced to inform the parent when police start their investigation.

Please what will i do? I don't want the girl to remove the innocent babe and secondly I think it is insecure for me to involve myself in the issue (i may be hurt if the guy find out that i am the person that set him up).

Ok! Your friend has done a lab test and found out that she is pregnant. Now tell her to go and do HIV test. Pls tell her now

080ict.com:
This is not time to blame anyone because the mistakes have been made, all that is important is a solution to it as you read. Other people will equally learn from her mistake.

A friend of mine called me to trace a guy that got her friend pregnant. The problem is so difficult for me to fix my self in a serious case like this, i think this case did not concern me but i felt concerned to it because of how she explained it.

She said that her friend hookup to a guy on social network and they where friend to a stage it becomes some intimate without knowing that the guy gave her a wrong information about himself. She visit the guy in question to his house (Which was later found out that he didn't live there)and they made love which she later discovered that she is pregnant for the guy.

To cut the story short..... the guy told her to remove the babe with the money that he will send to her account if she will agree to collect the money. Now the guy is no where to be found but later she (the pregnant girl) noticed that the guy is in my town and she told her friend to ask me to help her and trace the guy since am in position to help her.

She refuse to let her parent know about the issue because she can't give a full detail of the 2go guy that got her pregnant and secondly she didn't want to inform the police becos she will be forced to inform the parent when police start their investigation.

Please what will i do? I don't want the girl to remove the innocent babe and secondly I think it is insecure for me to involve myself in the issue (i may be hurt if the guy find out that i am the person that set him up).

Ok! Your friend has done a lab test and found out that she is pregnant. Now tell her to go and do HIV test. Pls tell her now

folymania: Hi,
I'm new @ this section and I need to hear ur opinion on sth.

Just wedded last month and its been fun.
The honey-moon has refused to end
But while my hubby and I came back from S/Africa (4m the honey-moon),
His mum took me aside and said she would like to have a baby-boy.

She was all blabbing about how it is better to have a boy as first born. Claiming that it would be difficult to handle a girl in this corrupt county of ours.

While I lightly pressed my point on the fact that a first born girl will still have time for her parents and siblings far longer than a boy.

U won't believe I've been having it tough with my in-law ever since and even my hubby has joined her

I really don't care. I just trust God 4 whatever he gives me. And I'll play my role.

But what do u guys think ?

The only way to solve dis issue is to give dem a transgendered.

aventura: You've said the last good night to one of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do

Hehe! I won't take dat o, U'll have to unperiod urself o. Which kind nonsense be dat.

greatgod2012: A man believed to be in his 70s, who claimed to.be a wizard, was on Wednesday found on the banks of the Okrudu River at Kaimebre, a settlement near the Kasoa New Market in the Central Region Ghana.
The man, who gave his name as Charles Atta, looked frail, pale and bore protruding breasts like that of a teenage girl.
His body was smeared with mud from the bank of the river where he was found by two brothers, Liberty Obeng and Innocent Obeng, who claimed they found the strange man crying for help.
The two brothers told Daily Guide reporters that the self-acclaimed wizard confessed to them that he was in the company of colleagues, including a medical doctor and were flying to Cape Coast for a meeting when he was forced down.
According to him, they were flying over a church where an all-night vigil was being held when he crash- landed at Servant Kings International School.
"When we as ked him where he was coming from, Atta told us that he was from Akuapem Akropong but was flying to Cape Coast to attend a meeting for witches and wizards," he said.
Charles also confessed that the two puffy protrusions on his chest were breasts taken from his 16-year- old granddaughter and that he normally borrowed them for his night activities.
The two brothers said they were initially confused and bewildered by the weird sight of the man, and not knowing what to do him took him to Pink FM, a local radio station at Kasoa for help.
When the strange announcement was made on radio, hundreds of people besieged the premises of the radio station to see the suspected wizard.
Upon hearing the news, the Kasoa District Police dispatched a number of police personnel to the station to save the victim from being lynched.
Superintendent Samuel Tabril Punobyin told the paper that the police did not investigate spiritual matters and that the suspected wiz-ard could therefore not be charged.
He said the police would look for the family erf the man and hand him over to them. Charles Atta is still in the custody .of the Kasoa Police.



http://m.naij.com/news/53157.html?short

Please don't lynch him, Thats uncle urch!

op your papa there for making me waste my mb

hbabe: What has opening your legs got to do with the guy being stingy? If you happen to fall in a love with a stingy guy then learn to manage him or quit the relationship if it bothers you so much. I don't think a girl should demand compensation for 'opening her legs' except she sells her body for a living

My brother i wonder o! Gals keep acting like they are doing guys a favour by having sex with them whereas they are the ones that will be screaming on top of their voice and moaning like cows when the action is going on. Make Thunder fire any gal wey go come tell me say na favour she dey do me with sex

lanightdavido: Diz is total rubbish....oduamadi,ideye nd makinwa no dy dia

Sorry! We are talking about human beings not some mad men

citizenY: He who has ears let him here. We should smash Aso Rock, National Assembly , Nnpc, federal secretariat etc and stone them with the rubble.

LET THIS MAN BE THE FIRST TO BE PELTED. WE START FROM RIVERS STATE.

Nobody should dare touch my rotimi amaechi. Dnt even think of it else.......

sweetfreshboy: seriously i feel am fucking too ugly . why do i keep getting turned down by u ladies... when i act they say am tryin to b too nice... whereas dats d natural me...gettin turned down by 4 ladies in 3monhs is so disheartening...i must also add am not too rich...but with my little change i dress neatly and smartly....ladies please advice wat do u girls really wanna hear from a guy.

Why are you disgracing we boys, why do u go about begging gals for friendship? Seriously! You need to stop dis your begging. If you package ur sef well, gals will run after you. Pls stop disgracing boys pls

Go_n_Die: The write up sucks, your story lies, couldn't even understand you. Mods do your job

Op thunder fire u 4 makong me waste my MB

Mansursani: Hello Nairalanders,
Please my enquiry is short and simple, so a straight answer/s would be appreciated.
can a woman absolutely prevent herself from getting pregnant if she so desired?

Its very simple my dear, Just remobe ur womb. Chikena

oseiwe: I prefer south african, my people too.

Na lie! U take style dey find south africam babe wey go marry you so u go get south african visa. U wan go push drugs

Do guys really have this fantasy of being in a room with more than one girl and they all rubbing you body.
to me its just a sick fantasy

Abeg! I can't be in a room with more than one gal jari. U know they can't all be free d same time abi u want make dem carry dia menstrual blood stain my bedsheets? me love my white bedsheet o

Energito: Goodmorning everybody,my name is obinna am from delta state.pls fnds dont insult me becux of my poor English rather give me an advice has a brother or a friend.=Here goes my story,i have a girlfnd who i started dating since last xmas all 2ru we have not seen eachother since then due to our distance but since after the xmas which we saw eachother face2face we always call eachother on phone more than 4times everyday but since this month i begin to notice changes in her.what i mean is this,i called this girl two weeks ago when i called she told me that she's going to call me back later,i said to myself ok if you say so.after waited for mins for her to call me back she didnt call,i said ok since she didnt call let me call her but when i called her back i notice that she's makin a call,i waited for like 1hour before she ends the call beside is not time for night call.well later she called me back when she called she told me that shes sorry that a fnd called her,that i shud not be angry.i asked her if its a guy that called her she said yes that shes sorry i told her no problem since i trust her.four days ago this samething happened again she also said that she's sorry that a fnd called her i said no problem that all is well that i trust her so we started talking normal again but the same thing happend yesterday night which got me confused,i called her around 8.45pm last night when i was calling her she didn't pick my call but i keep calling her she didn't pick up,i said to myself is like she don sleep but my mind was telling me that she has not nt slept off.so i say let me try again so i started calling her again but she didn't pick up but when i wanted to call her the last one she busy the call,i called her again she busy the call like 3times before she pick up and told me that she will call me back,that her sister who she's staying with is back i cut the call.so i waited for her call again she didnt call so i said to myself use another to call her so i use my guy phone to call her but her number was writing number busy for almost 30mins that i was calling her before i slept off,when i woke up this early morning i check my phone to know if i cud see her missed calls but i see non,i also called her number it was switch off.am confuse about all this things if i tell her that she's cheatin on me or even say anything like that to her she will take it as if i dnt trust her nd she will be very angry with me.friends i need your advices on what to do.all i said is not a joke but truth.pls advice me

Op i don't bliv ur story, Give me her number so i can try it my self to confirm u're nt lieing to us

When the Okoye's lost their mum, The same set of people came on here and said they used her for money rituals, Now one of her children has gotten marries, the same set of people have come again eith another news.

Haba! If una no like success and happiness, me i like am. The okoye's happens to be one happy and successful family. Make una free dem for me o. Jelous people. All of una dey wish to be in lola's shoez. Make una go marry una own. Jealous people!!

Meringe: Terrorism has come to stay in Nigeria whether u like it or not.

If you kill all the insurgents, have you killed those Imam or whatsoever brainwashing them?


They will still brainwash more to carry arms against the State which the can't defeat.


Always pray not to be caught up in their fire exchange with State forces.


NB: even some State forces are also being brainwash by the saame islamic teachers and the will sabotage the efforts.

I think u r right, Aboki na aboki weda em wear Babaringa, suit or army uniform, Aboki na aboki

Ms_Steph: there are songs that you can listen to for hours and never get tired of them... and there are d ones that even after a decade you are still inlove with. mine is knock you down by keri hilson,neyo and kanye west nd roll up by wiz khalifa....

Op! I will neva get tired of anything from psquare. They are d best home and abroad!

philfearon: Make una answer first,i dey come!

I like 2 love and be loved. Show me love and affection anytime anyday and u'll get me tripping

alfredo4u: Source:
http://www.informationng.com/2013/11/arsenal-fan-loses-house-to-manu-vs-arsenal-match-bet.html

I staked my car on that game that arsenal would win and dey did. What Game was dat guy watching? Last seasons match?

kado: www.informationng.com/2013/11/lady-29-attempts-suicide-in-ilorin-over-unemployment.html

I will try to fake my own suicide hanging too next time Gov T.A Orji passes my environs like he normally does. But hehe! I know dat wicked man will tell his security men to ignore me dat am reharsing a movie. Una know wetin dat one mean na

LesbianBoy: Lmao at davido calling people that can 'father' him 'Lil bros'

Btw, i am second to comment o *Dancing skelewu*

Its not his fault, afterall they all claimed to be under 17, Davido is almost 21

DonColz1: They are OUTSTANDING!!!
Add urs...

Over aged

Ibyno: The world, is real funny, I dey pray hard morning and night to gain bank work and u are here complaining to leave, my brother a bird in hand worth thousand outside there . Use ur brain .

And who told you that these people that are complaining did not once pray for these bank Jobs, Anyways, don't worry, U will land that bank job of ur dreamz and den when u get in, u'll understand

wasak: now some people will take him serious.
many don't know he's on night duty @ d mortuary... he creates this kind of thread to help him stay awake? how many dead body u Don wash Andy?

Hehe! U almost choked me wif laughter. Hahahahahahaahahhaha

tbaba1234: Manu Garba and his team have done a great job in bringing together what i feel is one of the most talented U 17 team since Japan 93. Kanu, Oruma, Ojigwe and babayaro were graduates of that team and went on to have good careers. There were some other talents that disappeared, Anosike is one that comes to mind.

Good career decisions are often key in this regard. Onazi was a graduate of the 2009 set and is already a starter for both club and country. Omeruo has not quite broken through the ranks at chelsea but has shown remarkable growth since 2009. Ramon Azeez is beginning to start games for struggling Almeria, hopefully he can develop quickly as well. Stanley Okoro ended up in Bulgaria where he will most likely fade away.

My future stars from this set are as follows:

Musa Yahaya: Kanu is the most successful product of this system and i feel this boy is certainly a star in the making. A move to Holland, Belgium or Portugal will be ideal, i feel. First team action in any of those leagues will accelerate his development and set him for the big stage. Think Barca, Madrid, Man U, he is that good.

Isaac Success: Already signed for Udinese. Big strong striker.. Udinese will probably loan him out for a few seasons. If he stays fit and develops. We will be hearing his name for some time.

Kelechi Iheanacho: One word : composure. His finishes have been world class. He needs to make the step up when he faces stronger defenders that will give him little space. Daily mail reports that Arsenal are in for him. Good move.

Musa Muhammed: The captain. His movement up and down the pitch makes me feel his best position might be as a box to box midfielder. Impressive but will need to make the step up to be successful. Career move must be managed carefully.

These are the top four in my opinion... Who do you feel are the biggest prospects?

OP did u say prospects! Hehe! Those over aged boys should be talking about retirement and u r here saying prospects. Abeg free those cheats joor

gbanikiti: I thought cholera is a water borne disease? I suspect the contaminated "abacha" is food poisoning and not cholera. I stand to be corrected though.

Young man! The abacha was soaked with water na to make it soft b4 it was turned into african salad and the consumer probably drink water from the womans water jug after comsuming d abacha. Hope av corrected u?

I find it very sexy wen i c a lady with her sunglasses on driving toyota spider.