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Culture › Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:41pm On Jan 04, 2024
AderonkeOlaniyi:
In Ado-Ekiti, our bride price is not up to 20k
let's get married
Culture › Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:41pm On Jan 04, 2024
MMempire:
If Ene get sister, me sef dey interested in marrying.
I get one idoma gal but she like pussysucking. Make I give u?
Culture › Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:37pm On Jan 04, 2024
Johnycastro18:
wow 50k bride price shocked


Be like say nah to contact Ene my ex idoma babe, I see no reason why we cant make this marriage happen this time around, with this latest news grin
ene sabi fúck?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 12:30pm On Jan 04, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Lmao these guys are good abeg

If to say na epl team dem for no let us hear word for media
they couldn't beat Bilbao, real, betis
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Carot: 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2024
Papi85:
Oga Olise is better abeg, very similar to Mahrez. Saka is too direct and boring to watch


Carry Saka go Palace if dem no convert am to LB mk I knw wetin cause am🤣🤣🤣🤣

You will see the best of Olise if he joins a big team. That boy is good.
Saka is just left footed Jack Grealish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
get out. You know nothing about football. Coconut head. Na water full am. No sense. Jodera, come and slap this guy
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Carot: 4:40pm On Jan 03, 2024
mostob:
The 2024 AFCON will be broadcasted live on GtvSports page on Facebook. I'm still trying to find out if they're on YouTube.

Contrary to what I posted earlier, Max TV said they won't be broadcasting.
no NTA
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Carot: 4:27pm On Jan 03, 2024
Bukolaolamipo:
Lol.... marriage not yet o
we can start from somewhere. I'm not in a hurry. Are you on WhatsApp?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Carot: 12:11am On Jan 03, 2024
ExudeLoveToAll:
It happens a lot, my girl thought she was grooming me when she told me her ex placed her on a salary I just smiled grin Na local man you want job grin

The stup.idity exhibited by men is hilarious and troubling at the same time.
were you fucking her
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Carot: 12:07am On Jan 03, 2024
Bukolaolamipo:
Let me tell you how you guys started,na money you take catch am.. I'm a woman but you be fool ,do you know that when we women love a man so madly we can steal from parents, brothers, sisters, friends,the police,the army , cultists, kidnappers , just to make sure we give our guy something.let me give you dumbo head a secret.when you meet a girl just be real even fake being broke once she accepts na she go fund una relationship and she no go complain.Simps everywhere.one cannot even see a real man to date these days
I want to marry you. You are super intelligent. Are you currently single
Celebrities › Re: Shallipopi Brings Mom On Stage During His Homecoming In Benin by Carot: 9:09pm On Jan 02, 2024
Myhusband:
instead make I listen to this guy song? I'll rather listen to Simon Ekpa ranting


Para dey body, like wtf!




I go leave Omah lay, joeboy, Ayra star, Fire boy, buju and be listening to shallipop
I rather listen to poppi than omah lay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:05am On Jan 02, 2024
Griffon:
I don’t consider him to be a defender. He’s best suited to the DM position.
Trent is a rightback midfielder. what do you know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:00am On Jan 02, 2024
Jodera:
Lol...
We never win for last 3 matches na why grin
keep deceiving yourself and andrew44, your fellow loser
Events › Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Carot: 12:24am On Jan 02, 2024
skywalker240:
The Father must have eaten from the excessive loots of his kinsmen when they married out their daughters, now it's his turn to remit his loots


Na ibo i marry, I know wetin my eyes see that day, sotey i tell my Papa say I no marry again, i fold walking stick, pull my cap and neck beads, use phone call my wife for where dem go hide am say i no do again


Naso people tell me say my wife begin cry grin

Ibo own too strong
na virgin you marry?
Events › Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Carot: 12:21am On Jan 02, 2024
Ishilove:
I've read this same story in different variations over the years. Abeg give us fresh, genuine gist not all these fake recycled shít
how much is your bride price make I pay sharpsharp?
Celebrities › Re: Actor Kunle Remi Ties The Knot by Carot: 12:15am On Jan 02, 2024
renderme:
Sharon Ooja was having hope.
He still no marry her.

Because he said in an interview dt he liked her, she dey always camp for his comment section.
I think say na timi egbuson dey fúck Sharon ooja
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:56pm On Jan 01, 2024
oliverano:
May be but he's better than Jackson. It's not a close call sef!
but Jackson know how to caress the ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:54pm On Jan 01, 2024
WhoDeyHause:
Happy new year to blues family and the rest dead club fans. Hopefully we'll continue getting rare good weeks like last week to make us alright this year. God bless us.
Capdan21, amigoss, anfieldfan you guys should continue the good work we dey your back for that epl title before city fans both original and adopted turn this place to playground this year again. 30 years punishment is already enough.
Can you believe arsenal is now in 4th position. Jodera come and explain
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Where To Get Affordable Accommodation Around Island In Lagos. by Carot: 3:30pm On Jan 01, 2024
Esthered:
I think the OP's budget is low.
My sister's house hunting. A mini flat that isn't furnished is 700k at Aguda and Ijesha axis. She works at Marina too.
The one we saw that we liked was 900k.
They're collecting 2 years rent plus commission and caution totalling 1.950 for 700k houses.
We were negotiating for 1.5 years rent but she suspended the house hunting for now.
OP should look for someone to squat with till he can cough out a tangible amount for rent.
He can still go down to Abulegba......with that budget.
but abulegba is far
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Where To Get Affordable Accommodation Around Island In Lagos. by Carot: 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2024
Emma1Oj:
The 2nd meaning of Lagos is traffic. So you can't avoid that. Lagos Island would have been the best for single room but your budget won't carry it, so iyanoworo, Yaba or surulere would go, depends on environment oo. but you have to be extremely careful with agent or whoever make Dem no run you street.
but iyanaoworo is on mainland
Education › Re: Nigerian Reporter Bags Cotonou University Degree in 6 Weeks by Carot: 3:24pm On Jan 01, 2024
Ishilove:
Wow.

I know someone who went to ISFOP University in Cotonou to study Sociology. He resumed in 100 level in March, and by October of the same year, he had bagged his BSc 😂😂😂😂.

He even served in the Batch B of NYSC the following year 🤣

He told me the students from the Northern region of Nigeria could only spell their names and nothing much. When they are writing their tests or exams, they write their names only and quietly wait for the time to elapse. When any of them gets tired of waiting or becomes bored, he would go submit his empty answer sheet. That is usually their cue because the rest of them will follow suit en masse. Herd mentality on display. At the end of the semester, the Northern students usually score the highest. 😆😆😆
happy new year my love
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by Carot: 11:53am On Dec 26, 2023
adecz:
Basmatti rice is available in any
relatively big super market.

They are usually packed in packets of
1 to 10kg.

Right now, 1kg goes for about 3k.
is it indian
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by Carot: 11:52am On Dec 26, 2023
Ishilove, stingy gal, come and show us your own food
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2023
blessedchild234:
8/10 for me, before you see a movie don't come to this thread ⚠️
99% of them here are idiots. Anything their daft leaders (ishilove, kaycee7, sozinn, abduleez1, oyaskii) says, they do. They dont think
Career › Re: What Are Your Experience Working With Indian Managers by Carot: 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2023
Dialpad:
Want your business to grow in Nigeria, hire Indian manager.

I am talking from employer stand point not from emotional employee view.

You will get paid.... but they would demand results
do these Indians have sex? every time work work
Celebrities › Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by Carot: 10:53am On Dec 04, 2023
Waffarianman:
Sure. if na you, you no go dagger enough before everywhere cast. Her Puna don cast sha... Na old Congo de dey grin grin shocked
but pussy no dey expire.
Celebrities › Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by Carot: 10:49am On Dec 04, 2023
jaxxy:
isreal was firing blanks cudnt get her preg now she's doing Shakira. grin
he didn't lean well from his oga
na me go fúck this gal
Travel › Re: "My Wife Walked Out Of This Accident Without A Single Scratch" by Carot: 10:38am On Dec 04, 2023
DieuDonee:
Thank God for His mercies over your life. May he continually protect and provide for you.

Reminds me of few weeks ago when I suddenly experienced weakness while using the toilet. I got so week that I could not walk again. Thank God for God and colleagues who helped me with sugar and salt water before taking me to the hospital. All Glory and Honour belongs to Him
you haven't been fucking
Christianity Etc › Re: Things You Should Not Do When You Visit A New Church You Don't Know About by Carot: 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2023
BXNX:
Thanks in advance!
hi, i'm from job section. What do you think about working on saturdays? I got this job offer and it includes working on saturday, 9 to 6pm. Salary is 80k
Romance › Re: Beautiful Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband At The Ikoyi Registry Lagos (Pics/Video) by Carot: 12:39am On Nov 29, 2023
ukaface:
Try not to be a dimwit in your next life
let me get you pregnant b4 its too late. Now that your breast is getting sagging to breastfeed a child

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