₦airaland Forum

Pettyprincess:
Ohh my goodness!!! I can't count how many topics guys open today to talk all about women!!!
The truth is no matter how y'all portray you dnt like us,y'all still can't live without us!!!
Nw back to your question,tell your friend to move on it obvious the girl doesn't love him!!! Life is too sweet to commit suicide because of one ungrateful girl!!!

Olami83:
Believe it or not... The list is ready

Vanbravo:
Less than 60k I think

EngrBriggs:
FCSC only deal with recruitment into Federal Ministries and BPP. If you are seeking employment into Ministry, then you are on track.....

Federal Character Commission is the agency of government responsible for granting approvals, waivers and ensuring that fairness and other federal character principles are reflected in the recruitment of government parastatals.

Nevertheless, a Commissioner at FCSC is influential enough to help you pull the necessary strings to ensure you get a place in any of the parastatals.

danny56:
Is that one stretch marks? Come to Nigeria and meet the real custodian of stretch marks.

Fountainofyouth:
Is she obese? Probably has an overly saggy boobs, black cellulite, stretch marks and excess flappy skin, try and assure her that you are fine with however her skin looks like, that is if you really are sha.

kestolove95:
Dia is dix guy, anytime I see him, I get wet

Bennysam:
Yes even more than men

Jacqueline22:
Naija girls dix and that!! Ain’t you guys tired �

Hintona:
see all of them broke assed niggas struggling for #1000 recharge card

Fountainofyouth:
Why are you stalking me?

Fountainofyouth:
Reading.....

Omega30:
they learnt it from their same colour female counterparts

Fountainofyouth:
Hahaha funny.

LillyVal:
This year I met a guy who I felt was the "last bus stop" for this my singlehood! I started seeing the Mrs sign and my unborn children. I had a perfect picture family! I saw my traditional and white wedding celebrations. I even saw the colour of my asoebi and the igba nkwu cake !

No do no do, ol boy told me something happened in their office and he was suspended! He started telling me how it was a scam and he fell into it.

Suddenly ol boy wants to relocate to Lagos! Yeah there are things I wanted to put in place for ol boy, I had plans and had called people who were to handle it. Only for ol boy to call me telling a story about his ex calling him to ask him for the balance of his children fees (he said he is divorced and I believed him ), he wanted me to loan him the money. I kuku didn't have that time (if I had dem for chop me mugu ) sef.

Small time ol boy said he didn't have transport to come down to Lagos. He asked me to loan him and he will pay back when he comes. Now this is someone who has no job and isn't sure of where he was to stay when he comes, so I wondered how he will pay back. Seriously I didn't have at that time cos I was planning one of my events.

Ol boy then told me something that broke the camel's back, "borrow from somebody now, I will pay back"! How can you ask a woman who is getting to know you to "borrow" from someone for you? Even if I wanted to do it you shouldn't be the one to tell me!

That was all the signs I needed to know that ol boy has come to steal, kill and destroy me He came to my house few times and thought "this one na big babe, make I suck am like orange"! He never knew buhari have finished sucking the water in the orange and there is nothing more to suck! Me wey dey find who I go suck sef!

Na there all my marriage dream take die! My unborn children pictures with all the marriage ceremony pictures dissolved into tin air!

How can you lose your job within a space of one month of knowing me? Your ex wife decided to ask for your children's fees at the same time and you planned relocating after seeing the extra vacate room in my house!

Onye oshi! This is how you people go about giving other good guys bad name for nothing! Na so I for use enter one chance in the name of Onye n'acho di! Thank God say I get small sense I for join the group of ndi "hide my ID" ...

blinking001:
I'll advice you chase your dreams bro. Relationships are just too overrated. You get to spend your time and energy on a woman you might not end up with. So what's the point getting in exactly? I believe there is time for everything so don't let love derial your path.

FCBboy:
It's too early.

Blackivy27:

loyalty, respect, trust, communication, and then love. Thats the secret.

gidob:
Jobless man no go find work...na to dey waka woman house dey touch nipple....tommorow we say Nigeria no dey develop...

Chrisus:
Bucket load of trash.

NwaAmaikpe:



It this era of loose girls everywhere, who still needs a girlfriend?

Don't get me wrong, our God is perfect.
But I still feel that the only mistake he made in creation was not putting a meter to the female kpekus.

Fountainofyouth:
Keep it coming, you are becoming a man, I'm sure your balls is almost touching your knee, pls don't stop till it touch your toes, Carter is growing up, pls don't stop, been expecting this for long, keep it coming, pls don't disappoint me.....