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Great a thing u ve kids, focus on them, let ur kids be ur happiness! Determine to be happy with urself, channel ur energy towards ur kids! U r darn lucky u r a mother, if u didn't ve kids, u wld ve known d true meaning of sadness which will translate to bitterness n resentness towards ur hub. Let d God of peace give u peace n wisdom in ur home

Let me ask u, when he's angry, what does he like to do? Sit in front of d TV all day? Or sit on his laptop n browse/chat with online friends? Or grabs his car keys n drive out n come back very late? Do u ve kids? My dear, one thing I can tell u is dt ur hubby doesn't love u, he tolerates u! U can't just flip on someone u claim u love, where is patience? Love? Understanding? Perseverance? Back ur marriage up with serious prayers! Again, is it long u guys got married? If not, u ve to patiently n prayerfully follow him, instead of begging him, ignore him, u give him too much attention with d begging n he's taking advantage of that! Pls n pls do not tell to ur friends what u r seeing, they may discourage u meanwhile some of them r enduring worse in their marriages! Know dt ur destiny n ur husband's is beginning to mix together n water n oil don't mix well without heat! A word is enough for d wise!

Now am convinced I should write an open letter to my wife on why I love her so much! Lobatan!

coogar: bloody hell......
are you sure? some of us are well endowed - before you know it, her water would break. on a serious note, i don't see how a pregnant woman would excite me sëxually. i salute you men o. una dey tryyyyyyy!

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Pregnant women r more sexually appetizing, during pregnancy, her breasts r getting bigger n most women feel sexier with bigger boobs, besides, down der is constantly moist n juicy, thanks to d hormones wreaking havoc in her system. Besides bedding a pregnant woman dt is in d mood is d sweetest mess u cld ever dream of having!

There’s absolutely no question that cesarean surgery (c-
section) can save both mothers’ and babies’ lives when
performed appropriately. The purpose of this article is
not to question the use of c-section in those
circumstances.
Instead, my goal is to challenge the idea – now prevalent
in the Western world – that elective c-section is a safe
way of delivering our babies, and perhaps even safer
than vaginal birth. This is simply not true.
The risks and complications can be broken into two
categories: problems experienced by the mother, and
problems experienced by the baby. The most significant
risk for mothers is an increased risk of death, and the
most significant risk for babies includes a variety of
changes – such as the composition of the gut microbiota
– that have lifelong effects.
Cesarean risks for mothers
Cesarean involves major abdominal surgery and
increases the risk of maternal death by about four times
in emergency situations and about three times during
elective surgery on a healthy mother and baby.( 1 ,2 ) The
major causes of death in these cases are infection, blood
clots and anesthetic accidents.( 3 )
Post-cesarean infections are also common. One study
showed that 20 to 40 percent of women have post-
cesarean complications, including infections of the
uterus, wound, or urinary tract.( 4 ) Cesarean mothers are
twice as likely to have severe complications and five
times more likely to require antibiotics after birth,
compared to women giving birth vaginally.( 5 ) Another
study found a three times higher risk for serious
complications such as major infection, hysterectomy or
cardiac arrest.( 6 )
There are also psychosocial risks above and beyond the
physical risks. For example, when compared with
women who give birth vaginally, women who receive
cesarean:
are less satisfied with their birth experience;
more likely to be re-hospitalized;
less confident with their babies;
less likely to breastfeed; and,
more fatigued, even up to four years later.
(7 ,8 ,9 ,10 )
Although cesareans are often portrayed as being less
likely to produce pelvic floor dysfunction than vaginal
birth, large population studies have demonstrated that
this is not the case over the long term.( 11 )
Finally, mothers will continue to experience the effects
of cesareans throughout her childbearing years. Studies
show reduced fertility following a cesarean and greater
levels of fear about giving birth five years later.(1 2 ,13 ) A
previous cesarean may double the risk of a breech baby
in subsequent pregnancies and increase the risk of
uterine rupture.( 14 )
Cesarean risks for babies
The complications associated with cesarean for even
low-risk, healthy babies are numerous. They include 1 :
Increased risk of respiratory compromise, low
blood sugar and poor temperature regulation.
Slower neurological adaptation after birth.
Differences in levels of hormones regulating
calcium metabolism, renin-angiotensin,
progesterone, creatine kinase, dopamine, nitric
oxide synthesis, thyroid hormones and liver
enzymes.
Depressed immune function, including poor
function of neutrophils, natural killer cells and
lymphocytes (all cells that fight infection).
Increased risk of oxidative stress.
But perhaps one of the most significant and lasting risks
for babies delivered via cesarean is the alteration of the
of gut flora. Studies have consistently shown that
cesarean babies have altered fecal microbiota compared
with vaginally born babies, which can persist for at least
six months and quite possibly for life.( 16 )
As I’ve explained elsewhere , the gut flora plays a crucial
role in health. From that article:
Among other things, the gut flora promotes
normal gastrointestinal function, provides
protection from infection, regulates metabolism
and comprises more than 75% of our immune
system. Dysregulated gut flora has been linked
to diseases ranging from autism and
depression to autoimmune conditions like
Hashimoto’s, inflammatory bowel disease and
type 1 diabetes.
This probably explains why babies born via cesarean
may have increased susceptibility to gut infections,
asthma and allergies later in life.( 17 , 18 ,19 )
The marked changes in gut flora in cesarean babies are
not greatly affected by the method of feeding (i.e.
breastfeeding vs. formula) afterwards.( 20 ) This means
that breastfeeding after cesarean section can’t
compensate for the alterations in gut flora experienced
with that type of delivery.
If you did have a cesarean for any reason, I recommend
using a high-quality infant probiotic to help populate
your baby’s gut with beneficial flora. The brand I use in
my practice is called Therbiotic Infant, from Klaire labs.
(Important note: although they recommend starting
with 1/4 tsp., that is far too high of a dose. I suggest
lightly dusting the nipple with the powder once or twice
a day before feedings. If you notice diarrhea, especially
with green flecks or tint, decrease the dose.)
U can Google dis article fully, just search for d long term effect of epidurals.

All Marvin sapp's songs r my favorite! Yolanda Adams n Donnie!

I miss one tree hill though its concluded, n d series dt had Marissa cooper, Seth Cohen, Ryan as characters (sound track was "California here we come, right back where we started from, California ....... California .......here we come) dt one too was concluded, alias,I wish it never finished! But dirty sexy money, game of thrones, the fixer, Kyle xy, L word, brothers n sisters, terra nova, still hurts dt they've been cancelled,I hope game of thrones isn't cost I want 2 c d end of dt little girl dt her whole family were slaughtered n her other sister in a bondage marriage @ d lanister's!

Wow, God be praised! Dis woman successfully delivered a baby hippopotamus!

Lagusta: Let me also share this simple test with you......

Get a clean white handkerchief, ask a smoker to blow in a puff, but not inhaling deeply, tell him to blow the smoke out on the hankie, you'll see brown and red spots on the handkerchief, these are the tars and resins that cause cancer.......

Now get another handkerchief, tell the smoker to puff in again, this time inhaling deeply, ask him to blow onto the handkerchief, you won't see any spots on it, where have the spots gone to now.........

Your heart n lungs?

Big Star: Do some people succeed in getting married after meeting online?

Yes am an example! Met my lovely wife on d most unimaginable site (badoo) n we have two kids now n d third on d way! I tell u, I married d best woman in d world!

Is dat his wife or sister? They look alike

buchito1: REPENT!!! REPENT!! REPENT!! The world is coming
to an end, the signs are everywhere!! War,
economic downfall etc. Now the new sign!!PHCN
has given us light since last night!! REPENT!!!!!!!

U got me Lmfaonrotf with PHCN giving light since last night as end time sign! Haaaa I may not recover soon from dis laff! My head hurts! Kudos nairalanders! No dull moment with u guys!

Another prove that China products are fake n don't last long! what will we not hear in dis world?

Yenex: Mbok i'm an Akwa ibomite and things are not done anywhere in Akwa ibom or Cross river.my uncle ws buried last week and none of this things written here was done...'op kpeme idem nfo o'

Nso ke aboro unam ikod op? Ete mmi akekpaha nsikinam owo ikidi'yette enye idem Mma Eben mmong ado Eno Eka mmi awong? Mbok to mkpo m ibaha k'idung nnyin mbok! Akwa Ibom State ayaiya

Sorry I lost my capabilities to communicate in English when I saw this lie!

http:///X9VzG could dis be real? Then we r in trouble!

The following signs shows that d guy is so not available that he's married or in a very serious relationship n he's just having"fun" with u!

God bless u Godson2009! For thoroughly enlightening this muslim brother, u r blessed! Shalom

me_for_you: RIP endurance. can someone give us the name of the lady that caused this death, the girl is supposed to be charged with accessory after the fact. it's in periods like this that i like the old testament. an eye for an eye. slice the throat of the man, his sister and mother in jail then get the girl in the center of the whole controversy and pound her with pestle and mortar.

@bolded

These men wont have dycks anmore! They look like......aliens?

Am sorry, don't they like dress them up n make them up as well? Did u say depaf pageant INTERNATIONAL? Wow, she's not looking good @ all! There's nothing on her dt looks like a beauty queen! Organizers should stop mocking dis girl pls

I hated saturdays,esp when am on hols n am back home from d dormitory! From washing plates,esp garri plates of 7 siblings plus 2parents plus 6cousins living with us;sweeping d compound, washing d louvres,cleaning d firewood cooking space inside d kitchen,cleaning d kitchen,washing of clothes..... I hated saturdays n chores! But thank God i did them,it made me a better man 2de!

AdetayoS: Wit diz process i go cook spagathi,my stof no get on nd off

[quote author=kevoh]The correct word is moi-moi, just like spaghetti,pizza for the italians, taco for the mexicans, I can proudly say moi-moi for Nigerians.

Why do you have to find an english word when English should adopt ours when it comes to food? Same goes for akara (not bean cake), eba, amala e.t.c[/quote

Spaghetti for italians is not pizza, its pasta which also includes macaroni,indomie n anything of dt kind of family n its NOT d same as taco for d mexicans! Bless u

victorD3: I would love to 4uck that woman so she will understand that not all big joysticks are sweet.

Ur own na mtn pole?

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI DEVIL SEXY PIKIN WILL ROT IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE TO DENY OBAMA WIFE TROUSERS AND PENIS. SUCK IN HETEROSEXUAL BEAST AND BEAUTIFUL SEUN!

I think dis is a virus!

Ours is a panasonic blender! No matter how low d voltage is,it still blends n crush all pepper/tomato seeds!

@Op, if u require peace of mind with ur money,pls go to 1st bank! They may be old fashioned and archaic but they r indeed reliable. My mother has been in 1st bank since i knew how to say my 1st words n when i started having an acct,all d banks i used have long been folded up with my monies n 1st bank is still der kampe! A lit of these other new generation banks were either bought by other banks or they had to merge with other banks but 1st bank? Their odeshi strong o! GTB is super with internet banking but anytime anyday, for me its 1st bank! They r truly d 1st! I recommend them.

What's CNN pls?

Sisi_Kill: Whoa! Dude, only number? What about the email address??

You know what. . .one can't be too careful these days, so how allow me to suggest the following

Change number, change email, change twitter, change facebook, change linkdin, change BB Pin, Change whatsapp, change Hoookt, Move out of the country, change name (not hers but yours. . .since people can still find her if they know she is married to you), Change her face. . .like I said earlier, one can't be too careful, so changing her face eliminates her being recognized by ex suitors.

Oh, oh, while we are at it. . .Change her voice too. You know them stalkers with their "Oh baby, I will recognize your voice anywhere". . .Sick bast[i]a[/i]rds

Crapity Crap!! I just thought of something. . .what about the new people she meets once you get rid of all traces of her past? Some of them could be potential suitors/stalkers oh!! That's it. . .y'all should just pack your bags and move to a cave in the remotest city at the ends of the earth.

Ah! Now you can relax and have a Happy Married Life with your wife!!!!!!

Cant stop LMFAOAROTF!!!

soledayo: All these because someone sneezed. May God have mercy. If the person then defecate beside u. wetin go happen.

Dyt: Is it dis same lady?

Yes, my wife adapted to me n my smallie ,

Afam4eva: Na any time wey i see food i dey eat. At times i eat once a day. At times i eat 5 times a day. There's nothing like breakfast. It's more like break slow. I don't know what to call the food you eat at 12 noon. Brunch right? God punish dinner. It's more like mid-night food. I fit wake up anything go chop. Eating has no time frame for me.