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Persin wey get papa for heaven no dey enta hell fire. As e de hot!

dayokanu: Let someone try this with Jonathan and see your family indicted for treason

500 meter close 2 gej..u'r dead! Did he visit any place like pizza spot or market durin his campaign? Na stadium and royal father's palace we see am

That woman literally squizzed d man's balls? She's a practical 'BALL-BREAKER'! D man own don busy b dat...

Hmmm..wen d Op said 'bloody sunday', i thot it is d kind of 'bloody sunday' we've had in d north cos e no de funny at all. May their souls rest in peace!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]why do you hate me so much and even when I try to pull a joke at you it turns to war[/quote]Hot-tottie, sorry! U must find ppl who do not take wat others accept frm u.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Cos it was not meant for you[/quote]Oga mynd, take am easy as u'r becomin a bugaboo 2 NL gals especialy, pearl hapi. Wateva it is btw u 2,jst settle it..dere shld b a ceasefire pls. No vex,sir MYND!

My 1st pre-requsite is, i must see dat a gal is wel arched, Moderate nd may b a litle bit tall...but na mostly short gals de fall my way. Which kind wahala b dis? Fat gals sumtimes luk like pig wey raise hin front legs up, so, i say NO!*make una no vex*

[quote author=pearl~hapi]awwww this is romantic!fit falls under moderate I guess•so wu are we leaving all the fat people for nau[/quote]We leave d fat ones 4 clifford orji, may b he can handle dem better...*jst answerin*

Sexkillz, u'r part of NL's elites(mods) and u can use ur status 2 cal ur co-mods 2 order. Dz ur post myt jst cause in house rift btw u, d elites. Afterall, u sent garri into spontaneous oblivion frm nairaland. I heard u suport gals more, how about dat?

Take dis 2 d joke section

Dejideta: What is lmao

Lagos Mobil And Oando.

I think..i'm d S.I.(standard internationalé) unit of confidence but i'm shy kind of; sometime i find it hard 2 look into gals' eyez. Confo nd gudlook might not meet it, but moni is d BAIT.

I GARRI-RATE in agony! Goldie,afta takin dat plantain i hop u'l not remain single again. Cos dz news is promptin me into askin dat BAN-INDUCING question, i mean 'G'. I rep GARRI CABAL!

I was disvirgined in my DREAM. It was a galore of sex nd trades of romance, an xprience i can neva 4get. Thou, it was cut short by my dad's nock on d door..i hated it. No b my fault, na devil wok. I stil need d reality version of dat dream..like ,bad!

Sexkillz, as d C-in-C of baning defaultin members,So u must lead by example. i pronounce dat u ban ursef for using a foul language 'STFU'. Signed: GARRI CABAL.

@peroskyeze. Did u read wat u posted? Chek it again and see; did u mean 2 write ur msg in english,cos ur msg dosnt apear fully anglicised? Chek ur msg again wen u recover frm ur drunkeness, nd u'l see ur anglicised Blunder!

We can megascopically see kaikai runing in him considering d level of entropy he undergos internally. We need not b told, we know him. Ogbia man and highing thing!

[quote author=Ejiné]Anambra State.[/quote]Yeah, cos he declared dem an oil producing state in d name of kogi state's oil blocs.

Romanus shld go and see counsellor on HIV and qeaue 4 anti-retroviral drugs,shap-shap!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Seun Viewing this thread
#I day laugh oooo[/quote]Huh? Ok, d guy dat mention GARRI is in 4 it. Watch dem ban u,bro.

This wil definately help in some sense. Guys, keep it up!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]caseless moi love whr aff u been[/quote]my hot-tottie(peal~pretty), i'v immeasurably missed u! Whr hav u been? I'm Lookin foward 2 see u, ur highness!

Ah-aaan! Op, dem dey evn for nairaland. Wat of Idowuogbo and bigvirgina etc? They do have dis attributes u highligted above. above.

Op, whenever u see such a gal, email me. I promise u bounty reward. God is for everbody nd evrbody is alowed 2 hook d virgins he created. Y ar u assignin dem 2 jst virgin men?If i marry virgin, com comot her frm my house,snce u tink am say we no dserv dem

How on earth do u xpkt me 2 pay 70k for pussy of a gal i knw notin of? D Pussy na AUTOMATIC? As cheap as d comodity is(like d ill-breed gals hav made us 2 bliv), u stil xpkt me 2 pay big. 70k go giv me 15 gals for 15 nyts 4 skul i.e wtout subsidy. I weep

Op, nice one! America wil giv u democracy nd xpkt u 2 practice it xactly like dem 4getin d difrnce in cultur,envirnmnt etc, we'r havin wit dem. Demo'cy shld b practiced in tune 2 how it woks 4 us nd not how d US deem it fit.Wat woks dere myt not work here

Wat is sexkillz? Is dat a drug used 2 abate sexual urge ? Is dat d newly adopted 'THEME' by HIV/AIDS' NGOs? Dos it hav sex and kill at dsame time (Wat a sweet and sour portrayed by dis name).

@wiegraf..Hmmm..how d 'username' go do, especialy wen d undr 18 is in shamble? D username is needed practicaly, or d boy remain CASED. hop i'v not incommoded u wit my 'username' sha?