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BigSarah:
Umahi 2023 Insha Allah



Someone is doing the right thing and you're fighting him, you people keep acting like you don't know how Nigeria works..
Ouk you condemn am
Rochas you condemn am
Umahi you condemn am
Onu you condemn am
Nnamani you condemn am

Who na remain?

there's no one that's good among their own people. They're the first to always put their own people down. Very sadistic set of humans. They hate themselves and we all know this.

SpecialAdviser:
All these Igbo business men investing their wealth outside Igbo land should start being reasonable for goodness sake.

Don't allow your sweat for unnecessary target shooting.

So much neglect on home investement

you don't site business based on tribalism, reasonable people do it based on profits and market. He would make more in Abuja in one month than he can make in 5 eastern states in 5 months.

Juliusmomoh:


You crake me up gee

Your uncle rugged sha...

micxwell:
Na the bolded part weak me pass

The thing tire me sef...

Wetin mortuary attendant no go see for Juliusmomoh uncle's hand?

Ruggman:
Don't always think that what you don't know doesn't exist, things are happening this world is full of mysteries which only God can explain.

A similar thing happened in my home town in recent years, the man even grew bears in the mortuary his disturbance was so much that they had to cutoff his head.

Everyone must turn to God through Jesus Christ before it is too late

Nawa oo. Na by force to keep the dead in the morgue? To the extent of decapitating and mutilating his corpse? Na real wa

Stemkay:
Make I no comment o, it's dangerous to comment here, make he no come start beating person as well.

Sufferingboy:
There is something wrong somewhere.I can remember the day we went to mortuary to take father's corpse to bury him,on getting to the road that lead to our ancestral home,the car stop and refuse to start again.Why?

My father refuse to enter his hometown because his mother was still alive,and he was angry that he died before his time(his brother killed him).

We try repair ambulance,yet my father no grree make the ambulance start,we have to use rope and tied the ambulance to another car to drag it to his house.

Spiritual things dey this life.When my dad was on his sick bed he warned us not to put him in mortuary if he dies,but after he died,we have to put in mortuary against his wish,so that we can plan for his burial proper.

Two days to his death he came to me in my sleep to tell me about his death.Though he was not saying it direct in my dream,instead he was discussing with me and he made use of many parables and situation.

It was after his death two days later,I remembered my dream.

May his soul rest in peace.

Op your uncle join any fraternal order before his death?

you guys disrespected your dad by not honoring his only last wish by putting his corpse in mortuary. Too bad...

This state is always in the news for wrong reasons because of their choice of leaders. From sharing kerosene to sharing akpu and their people won't complain, but blame others. Ikpeazu sef

Dialpad:
People do not trust the government, that's a sad fact. With a country of over 100 million, less than 200k have downloaded the app, that tells you, the government has a lot of work to do.

oga, you have a wrong figure. Over 400,000 downloads so far. I think slightly over a million transactions. Nigeria is winning.

GboyegaD:
Is the party so broke or they just choose to be non challant and act like the government?

why are you talking like you don't know PDP?

They can never change. A leopard does not change its spots. They received billions to build their office in Abuja, they looted that funds. Same way they brought us to where we are. Thieves!

Alliance is good, but don't use threatening language like "Nigeria will fall" and all those nonsense.

Such a devastating experience. Nothing can make them forget that tragic event.

Davash222:
Brother Timothy advised us in the Bible to be taking small Wine cos of our stomach.

My Rev Father takes Stout during Church bazaars.

Christianity ehn...

Wine means alcohol literally... You guys are funny.

Iyaebe:
Well, some people don't see any big deal in it but I as a person will stubbornly refuse such thing, I'll wait till you are ready and if my parents has to assist you then it shouldn't be beyond ordinary normal assistance expected from the bride's family. I will never allow my man to behave in a way that will make anyone ever look down on him,never.If he's still not boyant and we both want the marriage in a hurry then we will do a very low key wedding and he takes full charge and won't have to go above his capability.

"lowkey" is the keyword here. I want it very lowkey.

Christistruth00:
Unfortunately Gaddafi’s Son may likely Win

Because the Libyans have been through so much suffering

that they miss the days of Gadaffi’s stable and secure rule when everything they needed was flowing in abundance

Gadaffi used to give all newly weds their own house in addition to giving the entire Country $1500 every August just for the whole Country to go on holiday

Gadaffi’s Mistake after 42 years in office was not handing over to the next generation sooner

Even if Ghadaffi comes back himself, he can't fix the mess the people have made of that country by listening to a Whiteman to take up arms against Ghadaffi. Now, they want democracy, they should ask us how we're faring in democracy.

They failed to appreciate what God gave them and went to war cos they wanted casino and brothel like we have, I don't think they can ever enjoy stability again. General Haftar and his boys are waiting in the lobby.

Libya can't find peace anytime soon until they ask God for forgiveness.

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

Poverty na bastard sha. Which kain thinking be this? 2021 I'm still seeing this? Too bad

Hypocrites won't tag his religion on this because it's a good gesture. If it's otherwise, his religion and region would have been mentioned.

This guy carry such amounts buy textbooks for this kain time. Na better student him be...

Asgard73:
Igbo women deserve it all.... painment for scratch face sapiens with loud mouth.

Wetin be "painment"?

Competence5050:
That's good, but I pray make God no allow the only remaining leg to break...

WibusJaga:


Snakes are over rated abeg. Since I join NL, I never see any thread wey snake bite or kill person. Na so so kill kill kill snake I de see.

you'll have to go close to one in your area to find out.

TundeWX:
puff adder
One bite and its "Adieu papa"

this one na weak snake. It was probably sleeping in the afternoon before it was killed.

yanabasee2:
Are they competing with the almajiri?


Child molestation and abuse is becoming a thing and the government and world leaders aren't paying much attention to it.... because some countries attach religion to it...

That's what fools would come up with. A 14 year old girl gets married in the north, it's backwardness. Islam is the problem...bla bla

Now a Christian nation like southafrica is showing us how you operate, this is all you can say...bringing almajiri into it.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]E be like say you wear suit and you dey swing your car key when you go buy this meat.

I'm sure your wife would have told you that you were cheated [/color]

"swinging car key " ... Nigerian upcoming big man thing... Lol

Omicron007:
Fellows,

A quick one
One of my friends celebrated her birthday recently.
I was lost in thoughts over what to buy for her.
So I surfed the internet and I saw a lot of suggestions.

I ended up getting a flower for her. I ordered the flower on an online flower shop and it was delivered to me.

On her birthday, I took the flower and went to her place. I presented it to her during the little birthday bash she organised.

To my utmost surprise, she and her friends looked at me with contempt. She was not happy I got the flower. It was glaring on her face.

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I have seen a lot of movies where flowers are presented to girls and they are very happy.

Why is it that some Nigerian girls don't value the gift of flowers?

I spent NGN 7,500 to get the flower!

you wasted your money, bro. If you look at it very well, flowers mean nothing. She can't eat it, she can't wear it. You should have gotten her a perfume with that money or pay for asun to be delivered. Flowers don't work again.

You don too watch movies, and you wan feel like oyibo man by giving flowers. That's un-african.

Amotolongbo:
Peter is more mature among the three brothers, Peter, Paul and Jude.

Well, he married a more matured wife, what else do you expect from him!

Paul used to be the mature one. He changed at some point.

bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

why do I feel the urge to call you a mumu man? *in asari's voice*

Your eyes go soon clear. Marry her for what your small head is telling you right now and you'll learn later.

He should have come to man united then. 8f he did, he could have achieved more.

He didn't ask to be the VP last time. God chose him. I'm sure he won't ask to be president. If it's his time, God will give him. I pray for the best for Nigeria.

specialmati:
i keep asking what is the different between him and buhari

Buhari is the president and he's the vice president.

Prosmobi:
Goodevening NairaLanders. Please, which law enforcement agency can i report my uncles to... They have been trespassing on my father's land even when the case is in court.

keep your eyes wide open too and be spiritually fortified. It's a battle you can win if you're determined,