₦airaland Forum

ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks' notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

kenny987:
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In a properly operated regional system of government, secession doesn't just happen, there are conditions which must be met even before getting to the stage of a referendum. I do not think there should be a reason or need to fear disintegration because no tribe or region or ethnic group must belong to Nigeria to survive or for Nigeria to survive.[/s]

modelmike7:
My Presido, may all your enemies and those who sish you death, die before you! Keep on rocking!!

Uduak2019:
[s]I have said this a dozen times...there is no commercial quantity of oil in Lagos or Ondo. All these claims is to make ND think that them SW have oil too so that One Nigeria will continue. If SW really has oil, I promise you...they will championing for separation because they are very greedy people...they don't like to share. Now, to test if SW has oil as they claim, let federal government stop all oil exploration, drilling and production in SS and SE and let SW oil feed the nation for only one month...just one month. Nigerians will be shocked to find out that the oil will not be up to a barrel.[/s]

Karm16:
Ibadan!

Validated:
[s]Amaehi just FOOOOOOOOOOLED himself again BIIIIIGGGG Time! The minister of transport says N13B can buy half of Lagos, invariably Lagos as a whole is worth N26B. How naive can a Nigerian Minister be? It shows the quality of "technocrats" in Buhari's cabinet. [/s]

alcmene:
Before you take this mallam serious, note these:

This same demented cleric predicted that Jonathan will win the 2015 election.

This same freestyle cleric predicted the death of El-rufai but perhaps forgot the date of the said death.



So whenever this humming bird of a prophet prophecize, know that the reverse will be the case

He said, “The Igbo cannot even rule themselves, they should go and sit down.

ShineuEye:
I knew it, this thread only serves the purpose of people against Niger Delta. The ones screaming that the army be brought to the Delta to eviserate the peoples of the Niger.

May the God of Thunder strike all those who says they're from the Niger Delta while they're not.
The Niger Delta will rise, there's no stopping us.

fctguy:
I smell sabotage from the ruling party in an effort to turn Nigeria into a one-party state
on the other hand, treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
PDP's face is now being wiped with the part of the towel that was used to wipe the bum-bum yesterday

modath:
Boko Haram sponsor? Really? Et tu Brutus?

Political "gardening equipment" just ain't loyal!!

#TheInternetNeverForgets!!





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HungerBAD:
Nice.

Don't know why the little dude reminds me of the Emir of Kano.

mamabomboy:
A land army with no amphibian training is sent to combat different guerilla ghostmode sects. The answer is simple, the NA will be decimated and butchered like cattle. I just wish the clowns on NL supporting the army's suicidal mission would be drafted by the army. That would be poetic justice.