₦airaland Forum

AngelAhnie:
Trust me, its my friend. in fact my both threads are for friends that needed advice

adonbulivit !

Na you.


You for tell me na...

AngelAhnie:
Na only that part you like

Good morning

yes ooo. Especially, when nsukka and 9th miles are involved. #EnuguOnMyMind

AngelAhnie:
A friend of mine complained to me that her bf can't satisfy her in bed. As an angel I'm not too experienced so I don't know what to tell her. She love the guy so much and wouldn't want a breakup

So ladies if your man is not satisfying you in bed, what would you do?


Happy Sunday!

this your story get as e be.
So, ur bobo no de satisfy for bed.

This donkey has failed in his responsibility; you could tell from the way he responds to the issue of strike in his state.



Na dat small ekiti de give am wahala so, but he's always quick to insult the president of Nigeria.

Tallesty1:
That's nothing.

I once gave a bae a ride from Lokoja to Nsukka. She was going to Anambra. We discussed and gisted as if we have known each other for years.

When we got to OPI junction where I was supposed to drop her, I placed my hand on her laps to know if she would resist but she giggled and whispered to me "you can go further" so I started the car and drove her to 9th mile.

Op, you and guardian are living in 'delusion'.
Even the main opposition party in Nigeria, the pdp, can't even hide they've attained orgas'm at the sight of the success being recorded in the NE.
Which ipod man write this article?

opiaoku:
my friend was banned for just supporting NDA on the grounds of supporting violence

Since when did nairaland decides who and who deserves the support of the masses? Seun my friend was banned unjustly with no rule covered
now this guy is allowed to roam about after insulting a whole 2 regions which violates rule 3

Seun you have to create a special button that will report directly to you any injustice by the mods with pictorial evidence because there are so many injustice going on here due to a bias partisan mod controlling politics section.
apc as opposition rode and romanced bokoharam on the detriment of Gej on nairaland now they are being irritated thereby using their mods to intimidate us
Seun are you in support of this injustice here? if not please create a special report button that will report directly to you including pictorial attachments.


cc
Lalasticlala obinoscopy Seun

why u de quote me?

patrickmuf:
For all my fellow Niger Deltans, I hope y'all can now see what we're losing owing to our continuous romance with militants (I am certain the militant won't thrive without support from host communities)...I am almost certain that if the region of Niger Delta was peaceful and conducive for business transaction, a project such as this would have been situated in Cross River or Akwa Ibom which would have made the government serious about the seaport construction that the region really needs...
We're losing but the illiterates in our midst won't get my drift, our loss is Lagos gain...Even if I want to invest today, I know it won't be anywhere close to the ND, it's little wonder Asari Dokubo had to run to faraway Benin Republic to build a university (I'd have prefer he built it in Nigeria TBH)

I don't know the kind of brain your people in the ND have. The set of warlords or militant leaders that made fortunes from the last militancy, became chiefs in their communities, moved out of the creeks and left the people in poverty. Here we are again, they're supporting another set of militants to become billionaire.

Too many empty heads in the SS and SE.
Do whatever you like to your land, our only pain is that you are destroying our collective properties. We are going to SW.
*In brymo's voice* we are going back to love.

nanauju:
There's nothing like ipod zombie. Zombie is zombie. Have sense please

you are one.

Point one out or remain shut forever.
The worst blasphemy in your opinion is when we say jesus is not God, but a mere 'mortal' ; though, more supernatural than you and I..
Tell me one blasphemy he committed against jesus , or you are a liar.
NB: EL-rufai by virtue of being a muslim love jesus more than you do

I know what Nigerians can do in a situation like this.

No!

Fedayeen02:
funny guy. Hw udey. Continue hhiding yourself. How iz ur gf. I've not been seeing her

i dey o. How ur side?
She dey. She's angelahnie, deactivated angelberry.

Gbam!

Na today?
Since the era of slave trade na him we don de run go graze greener pasture.

A stvpid decision, I must say.

Damit! I stand against this.

Wow!

These guys and their record 'labels'.

Gegz:
I just pray for this country bro

the youths are the problems.

Jarus:
They wanted someone that will elevate himself above God as they did to Isa.

don't mind them.

DeltaOil:
[s]Muhammed Ali was really a spotting icon, and fought for black people!

It's a pity he died as a moslem.
As we all know that Mohammed himself said he does not know what will happen to
both he himself "mohammed" & his followers, hence they won't make heaven.

Sura 46:9
"I am not something original among the messengers, NOR DO I KNOW WHAT WILL BE DONE WITH ME OR WITH YOU(MUSLIMS)."

If he had died as a Christian he would have the promise of salvation that moahmmed did not have nor his following muslims


Mark 16:16 (KJV)
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


Jesus went to heaven in the view of people, unlike mohammed that is dead and buried

Act 1
9 And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.

10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;

11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven[/s]

Trash! i'd rather die without religion than die a christian.

Gegz:
And if he didn't make a comment, they would say it has to do it his religion and he is not saying anything. Like it was stated, two wrongs don't make it right ma'am.

don't pay attention to those guys;they're full of hate.

Fedayeen02:
see ya life. Oga smellymouth

you are not serious.
Smellymouth ko, stinkynose ni.

Fedayeen02:
[s] Trash he has been an akpa amu prosecuting fulani herdsmen killing agatu youths[/s]

just shut up!
Angelahnie, fedayeen is here.

Pdp is behind that nefarious group.

asadike:
Unusual sound ke? Pls did he partake in d civil war? Get well soon sir. You need to live and clear up your mess Mr president

he's a battle or war tested general; he fought in the biafran war too.

ATMC:
babes u mean okotorigba...his exclamations are funny to me but i don't fancy him because he's not polished

madam perfect and polished, we don't know u, but we know him.

slimyem:
The man whose acting is so unreal... Tries too hard to be funny... I know...*Okotorigwa* from one of his movies i saw years ago...

you have a very poor sense of humour.

Ganya! Ovoko! Otumungege higledy-pigledy such a funny man