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daretodiffer:
Nope


While I was younger I used to ask myself a question before embarking on a mission

What is the worse that could happen?


That was me. I knew this girl that had scotch peper rubbed on her private part anytime she misbehaved. It never stopped her from being devious

Really?

Was it green (salad) Pepper, Cameroun pepper or Tetashe?

Please confirm!

My niggga

Did you guys as him to do a 'Live' solo audition without playback and those boys running around him distracting people?

His audio tracks are dope though so i guess you know best.

daretodiffer:
You are messed up!

Wait until you start crying and pleading for him at different police stations in different area codes.

k

She forgot one key ingredient 'Pepper'

It will definitely not kill the child, plus he will grow to thank her for it eventually.

A mother's Love

Demburrows:
Nice one from the CAF, but they should duely cooperate with Nigeria arm forces to fashion out a concrete strategy in tackling this insurgency instead of acting solely

That wont be necessary

sokera:
because they travel far from home to hustle in another man's land as slaves , what do you except from a slave? i keep saying it igbo should learn to go back home and restructure their region instead they are everywhere online shouting GEJ till 2090 asif GEJ is their messiah .... wake up u slaves

You really must be very bitter cos dese slaves go everywhere hustle n very well do better dan most indigenes from that area you inclusive.. they are not slaves. they are providing d service your lazy ass wont....

sexyseun:
I want many things for VAL but i might just settle for less which i listed
1. A paid trip to calabar, we leave on friday and get back on sunday evening.
2. A blackberry passport phone
3. A rolex wristwatch for women
4. A nice set of Victoria secret underwear
Lastly, A one on one romantic encounter in any serene place

I can do 2 and 3 if you let me.

1 and 4 are normal for me (even when I have the best intentions )

Akanchawa...

agbameta: Unfortunately for you people, that little boy in total control of the herd behind him reads leadership, management and control, something I don't think you lazy and incompetent internet lots can do.

You are just a Cow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah[size=4pt]hahahahahahahahahahahahah[/size]

This is officially my funniest thread for the week

olaezebala: Cokecastic

Mirandastic

chelseabmw: TOYOTA CAMRY

You sound like you own a Camry? what do you like most about it?

Thanks guys I really appreciate.

Hi,

I have a budget of N2.4m for a car. Currently I drive 2001 Honda Accord (baby boy), full option and would like to change it next month or latest January.

Still torn between a Toyota Camry 2009 or and Infinity fx35 or fx45.

Based on my budget and in terms of quality, which should i go for (i really like the fx)

Should i order from the US or Cotonou?

Thanks

With sunglasses on inside house, I hope he signed on the right spot.

Make him no go sign for where Mike Adenuga suppose sign.

plendil: But I wonder why an office would be built without toilets.

I didn't say that o, I just said its far, more like the extreme end of the building.

Howmanage: Any fire helicopters? Hope no trapped people

See your mouth like Helicopter

If you dont see fire truck, ISSUE!!!!

You See brand new fire trucks, 'Helicopter'!

If you see helicopter now, i wonder what else you would ask for, Carbonated water

Lexusgs430: Get a urine bottle to hand, and pass urine has soon as you feel the urge. Storing urine(waste) in your bladder, has severe health consequences on the long run.
If you cannot get a urine bottle, start wearing adult pads. And change them as frequently as you use them. Once your pad bill rises, you will soon realise letting it flow freely is cheaper and better !!!!

Adult pads?

Vivly:
You better get moving each time you get an urge to pee else, one day.....

Easier said than done, you need to see the distance, God will punish the architect that designed that office

Even my oga does not pee

Thanks guys. The thing is that the bathroom is really far from the main office.

Hello good people of NL, please just want to find out if there is any medical condition that can be as a result of someone not using the bathroom when he is suppose to (89% of the time). I hold my pee alot to the extent that i think it flows back into somewhere (no idea yet) and then i forget to pee. I know its a bad habit, but are there real implications to this?

Arosa and Forza y?

3rd to

God, u still try sha, medal na medal

Finally, First to Comment!

This is indeed going to be a good month, God i thank you for making this possible

Happy new month peeps,

D'banj y naaaaaa?

NoContract: [size=18pt]That woman should have done the needful! [/size]

Goat^^^

Wetin Concern me Concern Iyanya biday

Mrs.Chima:
Your fada.

I hear someone's biological clock ticking and tocking

It will soon turn to alarm

Mrs.Chima:
Damn I was in a mood to fight!

Bravo!

Ngwanu, bia yia ogu

AkaOkpo

Thank you.











[size=5pt]na for backyard u de play ur own abi[/size]

Thank you?