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Area_boy: Can u guys shut up for once and let the man do the damn job you elected him for?


Damn!!! you all cry and ask govt to listen to the voice of the masses. when govt does, then he has no mind of his own.?

make up your damn minds what you want for fish sake

Area_boy NONI!!!!!

Now that's a YARSH i can kill for! Hope she keeps the figure after childbirth.

Can make out with any part of her body.

Classic...always funny

wait for it...
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Still waiting for the joke

Have never been to a salon...growing my hair since birth

Da infamous: ojukwu had everything in life,he lived it,enjoy it,even when he was in oxford university he had his rolls Royce and his birthday he buy Rolex watches to all his friends,the money is too much,the shares sir Louis bought from big multi billion foreign companies is more than his landed properties even when sir louis died different chief executives,directors,Ambassadors from different countries even companies like john Holts,PZ group of companies which Sir louis is the biggest share holder till date they use their private helicopter to transport sir Louis to his final resting place in nnewi...

Biafra war cost him so much he used his fathers wealth mostly his shares from the first bank which Sir Louis is the biggest share holder..how many igbo man can use his wealth to fight and protect his people?

I think the children should know that the wealth belong to all of them...

Dude easy....am really confused
when exactly did all these happen?

My wish would be to WIN MTN's Brand New Aeroplane

gulfer: “It was during the process that the nuzzle of one of the guns an officer was carrying struck him on his head and he started bleeding. The instant he saw blood, he jumped up and said now he would teach the officers some lesson. He opened his pigeon hole and brought out vehicle papers and his identity card and handed them over to the officers and they towed the vehicle to their point.
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Story Story...
Once upon a time...

We have [size=18pt]WIZKID[/size]!!!!!! and [size=18pt]WIZBOY[/size]!!!!!!!!

Seems some of these northern lunatics need money to upgrade from the normal explosives to some nuclear shyte

Boyloaf:
baba God- why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh! Na d question we dey ask am!

As for me(ecobank oga), i go carry broom, sweep my upper room (oceanic bank staff) . . .    

olawalebab:
I hope that cake is subsidy free?

Please can we make visa arrangements for 2 boko haram members?

PS: when u guys get there, don't bomb Mr & Mrs. Fresh Air o, focus on the follow-follow
      that keep perching around.

      Your next assignment will be given when they remove subsidy (then we wont mind Fresh Ambipoured  Polluted Air)

 

I'm a Spartan! Got 8-packs 4 on each side and currently work on 2 new ones.  

how do u spell 'Chiseled'?  Look it up ladies and then picture me.    

So its safe to say that when stopped by robbers on the high-way, run into the nearest bush and keep running (not in a straight line). Cos then u stand a chance of not getting crushed  and having your guts smashed out of you.

Maybe these armed bandits should always put up a sign that reads "Robbery in Progress, Please Slow Down".
Hope this is the last time we hear this kind of news.
May their souls rest in peace     and may the Robbers never know peace even if they eventually repent. Amen  

PS: Please No Night Travels people, its not worth it.

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WHAT THE HELL DOES "HUMIDIFY" MEAN?

HUMIDIFY: Coined from the Greek word Humifus which means to em, to humidify something or someone.

Sentence use:

The arrest of the youth leaders, who had since been released, did not humifus humidify the people, as they launched another attack on the company, destroying property, including its vehicles.

Source: Google

Thanks Eldee Baba!
U na Badt Guy

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff][size=25pt]FUN[/size][/color]

OK, I'm in (hope u r too). Make we kneel down beg Eldee o

Eldee biko nu, send me Code for ass-whooping purposes

Oyemaechi FC (its japanese)

obiemekaj@yahoo.com

Wat do I stand to gain ? Need to know those that know the Game

@ Hotie Tima: Can i stalk u instead? , is ur 'No' really a No? so i don't get it twisted

Boko Haramist O!!!!!!!!!! Next Target acquired. U knw evri naa. Gosh I hate dem politicians.
PS: Prospective suicide bombers can send in their CVs haram_assembly@boko.com.

SHEAU:
olodo d award is for GLOBAL CB GOVERNORS!

"Sanusi Presented With Cb[b]n[/b] Governor Of Year Award"
whats the n for? hmm ,

I mean, who dem be sef? They think because they invented the game, that they can
bid for the event whenever they feel like and expect to win.

The FIFA executive committee picked Russia instead — leaving millions of supporters devastated.
England received just TWO votes from the 22 delegates — despite a rallying last-minute presentation this morning by bidding team heavyweights ex-England captain David Beckham, PM David Cameron and Prince William.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3257057/Fury-as-England-lose-World-Cup.html#ixzz16ye8d6FV

I'm loving this (, I think )

Ah .  .  .  ! my HiTV Shares o . . .

Sista:
[size=20pt] Conquer, Divide then Rule
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Divide the subject and turn them into subjects. Make one feel that he is better than the other, make the light skin one the better one because we want to advocate that, the closer to white it gets, the better life will be. So, make the dark skin one the worse one. How you do this is, leave them (the light skin and the dark skin alone) but leave the light skin one in charge. The dark skin one will hate the the light skin one because he thinks the light skin one thinks he is superior because now, the light skin one has forgotten where ,

I stopped somewhere around there. I've always wanted to take a nap

NOTE: I did not ask "W T F"!

kokoye:
Does not matter . . big lie or small lie, as long as it would save someone's life.

Would you lie to save a life?

any day, anytime!

I think the question should have been "do u think the Pope would lie to save a Life"?

CHEI!!!!

I Just bought mine the other day, ve worn it just once (So which POLICE is going to refund me?)

chakula:
Seconded!!!!!!![color=Black][/color]

Thirdended!!!!

I think he is the worstestest player ever to have graced the tournament.

Hope he collected his award for the miss of the tournament.