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@ poster, I just want to tell u in the most doggy way possible "UR FADA"!
which kind thread be dis?

WATS THE RECHARGE CURRENCY GOING TO BE IN? , RUPPIES

Okoro2015:
How did the Almajiris manage to read the incription "Jonathan for president 2011" Hmm, Maybe Boko is not Haram any longer.

Not all Almajeris are A-ducated, this group could have been B-ducated by the Bokos like i think u rightly said.

Any movie with Nkiru Sylvanus crying at the grave side of her parent.

kai , my sisters can cry no be small.

sjeezy8:
poster - those pics have different babes in them.

The first one is that natalie chick-
the second one is a different gal

I think u are blind. Just look at her chin.

God I thank You O!
Very happy i'm not related to yaro.
Ps. was that suppose to be rap?

wale0700:
I prefer all heiniken adverts cuz it always crack me upbut the world cup advert with all the animals is toooooooo FAKE.

Yeah, i think ma best is the Heineken advert with the guys screaming and crying in a walk-in heineken refrigerator.

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys please stop. I think KAITA is an NLander. Imagine reading a thread ( a horrible one like this one) dedicated to you, if he KAITAs himself
just know that the blame will be on each and everyone of u especially the Poster.

sting_224:
Humour is a very, individual thing. What you may find hilarious may be deathly boring for others. I find your post really boring, do you need a job?

Madukaele:
yes i have disvirgined, i was disvirgined by God, like he said in john 3.16, for God so love dey world, . . , we all know d message. i have had d best encounter with my father in heaven (covenant wise) dis is d best feeling ever

This is how start a joke

You (madukaele): knock, knock

Me: who is there?

You (madukaele): I'm so

Me: "I'm so" who?

You (madukaele): I'm so boring!

Everyone: haha haha ,

I feel the dude bought a newer version of of his boss's car ( just a tot).

190:
what car did u buy in the 1st place~

Now that's the big Q!

Meldrick:
omena jale jale.
- I laughed when I heard this one

I care. You guys refuse to learn and claim you know all. The guy who was corrected has no problem with it and has learnt something just like some others who might not have known that.

thought u said u've learnt the plural thing  (it was just me that refused to learn)

chasing another man's wife he tells her

"my wife is tasting ogiri ogiri (emm, ogiri), but u, u are tasting yabas yabas (onion)"

ola olabiy:
SLANG HAS NO PLURAL FORM, MY BROTHER. IT IS AN UNCOUNTABLE NOUN.
THANKS.

who careses

"imagine the  konconbility"

Audi Q5 all the way!!!

Love that car.

Thats a cars that describes a person.

ibkdikson:
is it a crime to re-impregnate another man's wife if she lost the pregnancy by her husband?

very sexy, ,,.;l;',

where is the joke

This is how u start a joke

You: knock, knock
Me: who is there?
You: I
Me: 'I' who?
You: I Suck!!!

Why would someone want to pirate someone else's blood and sweat? I hate dem Alaba boyz , and the POLICE toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*singing*******
2baba ur eye go sharpen because e be like say e don de happen

no shaking nothing the happen

nobody wan buy but they want a copy

yes o, yes o ,

Olaolufred:
If Goodluck send them forth,

They will surely have good luck.

lol

Yes its true. I think that after GOODLUCK sends them forth, miraculous things will happen.

The Greek team bus will have three flat tyres on its way to the game against Nigeria which means a walk-over and 3 points for us, thereby taking us to 3rd Place in the group.

The South Korean team will em , I think we'll get a fair win here.

As for Argentina, I doubt if Jonathan can do anything about this one.

All the same, Goodluck 9ja!

uzoegbu:
@poster

Lion and Rat which one is the strongest?

How can u call Don Jazzy a Rat

Its not fair, u guys are indirectly yabbing our very own Don Jazzy! I feel pained.

BIGER BOY:
First city monument bank is unbelievably carlous. they employ contract staffs pay them 25k and ask them to go sell their products with unreasonable targets such as 5million. yet they dont give u their car for marketing, neither do they pay fone bills 4 calls u made, they expect the 25k to be your salary, transportation and fone call bills

25k for 5million  that pathetic, exploitation. its only in Nigeria that employers can use the rampant unemployment to exploit graduates like this.

Please, are those contract staff entitled to loans and grants?
If yes, i don't really see what the problem is.
Else ,
25k!!!?!!!

Nymph node:
Thats why I love Bank PHB! Someday banks will run themselves, at Bank PHB we are already thinking about it

Nymph!
are u ok?
was that why they fired more than half of their staff

Cleared!

The name is "Akaraka Adamma" (i think )

Good one!

He should be deported to France