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 Jokes Etc › Re: My Fiancee's Senior Brother Sent Me This Text. . . by Catchfire1: 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
lets assume he's not a 'he', then it would only mean that she's a lesbian and is in a relationship with the "Senior Brother's  " sisternow am confused sef   1 Like |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by Catchfire1: 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
miketonic: JEALOUSY WILL KILL YOU MY BROTHER...STOP HATING... I HOPE YOU HAVE LIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE OR USING GENERATOR?...WHILE AM OVER HERE ENJOYING FREE CONSTANT LIGHT AND CLEAN WATER.BUT IS IT YOUR OWN Mike Come back home  |
| Romance › Re: The Best Gift To Give Your Lover On Her Birthday ??? by Catchfire1: 4:09pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
onila: ipadAnd what will he get for her the next year, Brand New Aeroplane? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos From Wizkid's Performance At The BBC 1xtra Show by Catchfire1: 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Na my eye? e be like say this guy colour de change everytime wey i see am But still dey feel you (Anytime) [size=5pt]Must be the lighting[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: Who Is Smart Enough To Crack this Out? by Catchfire1: 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
EKO'NI'BAJE  |
| Forum Games › Re: Who Is Smart Enough To Crack this Out? by Catchfire1: 7:33pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
joeydozzy: EEE |
| Literature › Re: I'm Pregnant For My Sister's Husband by Catchfire1: 5:05pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
lekiiyah: I have created such a mess and I refuse for an innocent child to be brought into it. Please advice me. What should i do?YOU REFUSE?? Dont let me swear for you o! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Common Interview Questions And How To Answer Them by Catchfire1: 4:32pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
OkwaIfugo: this is mind blowing. good post @OP.I 'Shaking My Head' for your mind |
| Family › Re: Why Do Parents Pressure Their Daughters To Marry? by Catchfire1: 3:15pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
because they want to tie gele and do owambe  2 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: How To Make Your Car Age Quickly by Catchfire1: 3:10pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Driving your car up-side-down? 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Which Of These Did You Do As A Child? by Catchfire1: 3:05pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
This is a local list, didn;t do any of these @OP, update the thread with yanki activities 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: When Did You Start Your First Love Affair? by Catchfire1: 3:00pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Mine was in Primary 2, she used to raise her skirt for me to see her panty. Well, i used to show her mine too, it was love at first glance. O' Juliet |
| Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dikeh Set To Perform New Single At BON Awards by Catchfire1: 2:40pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
People! Please let her do her thing, besides we are going to make it bearable this time around cos' she wont be using Auto-tune. let it be known that your criticism and national outcry did not go unnoticed. We will also be sharing ear muffs at the entrance (per-cautionary motives), last but not the least, it will be the last act of the night, just incase. Please Lets Support Her! Catch_Fire Zonal Inspector NEMA 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Goldie & Prezzo Caught In Love Tweets: “goldie Isn't Picking His Calls”- Denrele by Catchfire1: 2:24pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Biko, what is Prezzo? Is Goldie a kind of fish? |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Don’t Use Drugs, Only Marijuana And Drinks -majek Fashek by Catchfire1: 11:00am On Nov 09, 2012 |
MrPrsdent: How do you want to be remembered?  bliv me, you've done that already |
| Nairaland General › Re: Jilted UI Student Drinks Bleach by Catchfire1: 10:54am On Nov 09, 2012 |
dabrake: That's one very big advantage of we arsenal fans. We don't suffer the weight of heartbreak(s). We see them every week so we now have our antidote.GBAM!!! Can't break a broken heart |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Girls Invent Urine-powered Generator by Catchfire1: 9:14pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
topsyking:: belhomme: see d face of an average brain... poor uAverage? 4 real ? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by Catchfire1: 9:05pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
vislabraye: I was asked this question : " a good samaritan helped a man that was hurt. What is his efficiency ratio?"the inverse ratio of the hurting man? 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Statement You Made To Your Partner That You Regretted? by Catchfire1: 8:58pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Darling, does it hurt when you pee too? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by Catchfire1: 8:50pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Mine was at a bar, a hotel bar to be precise. A form, which i think was the hardest thing i ever filled in my life (just thinking) was sent to me. Missed the deadline for submission by an hour and half, but was lucky to be called for the interview in PH the next day. Still remember what my employer was eating "Oha Soup with Plenty plenty Goat Meat"...yeah i remember cos i was frea-king hungry, considering the fact i was on the road all day. Anyways he asked me a couple of questions, you guys should have seen me forming english with an accent. This is my 3rd year with the firm and i dont travel by road anymore 6 Likes |
| Politics › Re: CPC's Statement On The Killing Of Uniport Students by Catchfire1: 9:52am On Oct 12, 2012 |
kabba7: . Mother fuckers how many of U̶̲̥̅̊ bastards saw either Buhari or Bakari killing coppers . Many of U̶̲̥̅̊ are as dumb as Jonathan if not a SADIST or a MILITANT which most of U̶̲̥̅̊ are can't U̶̲̥̅̊ fools hear your brothers urging those killers on including to bringing petrol to do the job. One fact is clear here the absence of legitimate government .U r a big red Fool! am sure u've never been to the north |
| Politics › Re: CPC's Statement On The Killing Of Uniport Students by Catchfire1: 9:57am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Okija_juju: [size=16pt]FU[C]K CPC, Buhari, BAKARE and all those cowfuckers who support that party... [/size][color=#550088]Yeah, F[u]ck them all 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: CPC's Statement On The Killing Of Uniport Students by Catchfire1: 9:56am On Oct 10, 2012 |
So to cut the long story short, this is "Boko Haram Condemning the Aluu 4 Killing" 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Senate Condemns UNIPORT Killings by Catchfire1: 9:47am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Omo eh... Soon the front page trend will read "Boko Haram Condemns Aluu Killings" |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Fans Fight On Twitter Over The Release Of Her New Song by Catchfire1: 10:14am On Oct 03, 2012 |
We Love You Mehn am outta some cassava grains |
| Business › Re: Private Jets Owned By Wealthy Nigerians And Their Costs by Catchfire1: 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
@OP - How did you get this list? Pls post a reliable source... @de_rest_of_u_(yes_u!) - Must you complain about everything? 2 Likes |
| Events › Re: Nollywood Stars At The Red Ball Event by Catchfire1: 8:52am On Sep 26, 2012 |
So wetin una want make i do? |
| Family › Re: Touching Lies Mothers Tell Their Children by Catchfire1: 8:14pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
[size=14pt]Kai, Ur Mother can Lie eh![/size] 2 Likes |
| Islam › Re: Q by Catchfire1: 10:28am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Alamen: Islam stand for PEACE. Islam preaches PEACE. Islam is PEACEFUL. No matter what people say, thiS is a FACT[size=14pt]I Will Not Join O!!![/size]
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| Romance › Re: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by Catchfire1: 7:19pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Toes and nails in general |
