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Forum Games / Re: How Many Pencils Can You See? by CATCHYBLOGGER: 6:00am On Aug 28, 2013 |
AFTER A HARD LOOK AT THOSE PENCILS, I CAME UP WITH 18 TIMES 4 PENCILS = 72 PENCILS. I'M NOT SURE IF A MIRROR IS INVOLVED.
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Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Introduce Yourselves! by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:40am On Aug 28, 2013 |
catchyblogger |
Forum Games / Re: Know Your Magic Number. by CATCHYBLOGGER: 2:34am On Aug 28, 2013 |
Nigeria was amalgamated in 1914, i.e she is 99 years old. 259 times 39 times 99 = 999999 Double 999---double 666 turned upside down! Conspiracy theorists, how would this year end for Nigeria? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye's New Look by CATCHYBLOGGER: 2:12am On Aug 28, 2013 |
What a pretty fairy! Ma beau!! |
Forum Games / Re: How Many Pencils Can You See? by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:56pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
16 multiplied by 3 similar shaped cycles plus 18 central pencils = 66 |
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Incredible Car Collection by CATCHYBLOGGER: 6:50pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
CR7, IF WISHES WERE HORSES..... IF WISHES WERE HORSES..... |
Celebrities / Re: Mo Cheddah Talks About Her Nude Photo Scandal by CATCHYBLOGGER: 6:34pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
lalaboi: You're very observant. |
Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:02pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
TayoT: My dear friend, that statement was intentionally written to provoke laughter. The writer, I must admit, has a good sense of humour. |
Sports / Re: Okagbare Wins 200m Bronze At IAAF World Championships by CATCHYBLOGGER: 4:42pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Congrats to the Blessed one. |
Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 10:38am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Myself2: Maaaan! I love your rhymes!!.....(err/hair,human<>forgive,divine/design) Enjoy your weekend too with gunners! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: APGA Disqualifies Soludo by CATCHYBLOGGER: 8:33am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Soludo may appeal against the disqualification. |
Romance / Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by CATCHYBLOGGER: 3:48pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Inosenduatall: Everyone in this thread has spoken well. Ogugua you are a woman of virtue. But how many women are willing to support a man on his way to the top? @THE BOLDED. A HARD AND PAINFUL LESSON I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET. EXPERIENCE IS A DAMN UGLY TEACHER! |
Politics / Re: Amaechi Gives Terms For Quitting As Govs’ Forum Chairman by CATCHYBLOGGER: 3:38pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Otu_nnegi_there: Is Jonathan a member of the 5 that impeached the speaker? OTU NNEGI THERE, I HEREBY RE-WELCOME YOU TO NAIRALAND. YOUR NEW USERNAME IS OBVIOUSLY STRIKING. |
Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Myself2: @ CATCHYBLOGGER HONESTLY SPEAKING, SIR, I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR. THE RHYMING OF THIS STATEMENT Go to hell,Mr Hell RufaiCOUPLED WITH YOUR SIGNATURE STATEMENT I don't speak from my essence;I speak from my overflowGOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL HAVING YOU AS A FRIEND....
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Politics / Re: Oluyinka Adeparusi Wins German Development Media Award by CATCHYBLOGGER: 1:56pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Shekson: Whether yu like it or not, he is a born and bred Yoruba boi. He is from the Yoruba nation!!! Nigeria is his country, Yorubaland is his nation!!! Proud of him. Though he is Yoruba and I'm not Yoruba, I still consider it pertinent to accord him due respect for adding a feather to the Nigerian cap. KUDOS, BROTHER MI! |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Conferred With The Highest Honour In Mali by CATCHYBLOGGER: 1:37pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Mr Aboki: While APC are hating on him in Nigeria, [size=16pt]President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Abdullahi Temitope Coulibaily Jonathan[/size] has just been made the Egberipapa 1 of Mali.. THE HAND OF MR ABOKI; THE VOICE OF OKIJA-JUJU. ANYWAY, ALL HAVE SINNED AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF NAIRALAND! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 12:33pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Myself2: For emphasis;I'm idi.ot make una vex reply IDI T |
Politics / Re: President Obama Invites Jonathan For Talks by CATCHYBLOGGER: 3:12am On Aug 16, 2013 |
Obama visited Africa twice, and twice he ignored Nigeria. President Jonathan just came back from China with some deals ('borrow borrow') and the visit is giving the leader of the USA cabal concern.... President Jonathan should be wary of Obama, who openly claims to be after Al-qaeda terrorists while secretly supplying them (Al-qaeda) arms to topple Assad's government in Syria, just because Russia is involved. Obama supplies arms to Al-qaeda, Al-qaeda in a video conference plans to attack several USA consulates, Obama panics and shuts down several USA embassies in the Middle East.... WHO IS DECEIVING WHO? 1 Like
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Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 1:06am On Aug 16, 2013 |
Myself2: Go to hell,Mr Hell Rufai You spoke from your Hell overflow. |
Politics / Re: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by CATCHYBLOGGER: 4:27pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BISHOP MALAM EL-RUFAI.
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Politics / Re: Fani-kayode’s Intellectual Fraud Against Ndigbo by CATCHYBLOGGER: 7:43pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
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Education / Re: Latest On ASUU Strike by CATCHYBLOGGER: 3:39am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Fagge, who spoke to journalists after leaving the sub-committee meeting headed by Bauchi State Governor Gabriel Suswan’s NEEDS Assessment committee, stated that ..... Gabriel Suswan is Benue state governor, not Bauchi. ASUU/FED GOVERNMENT, stop dashing the hopes of students and parents! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Letter From Charly Boy To Pope Francis by CATCHYBLOGGER: 8:00pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
CHARLY BOY ALMOST BECAME A PRIEST! NA JOKE I DEY JOKE OOO!
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Celebrities / Re: Wande Coal Quits Mavin Records? by CATCHYBLOGGER: 6:14pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
wbankz: Bad blood?? But why cant somepeople just think b4 dey talk naaa..black diamond as bin 4long check out d kick video in d intro u wud see BLACK DIAMOND ENTERTAINMENT/MAVIN RECORD... Plus every one knws hiz going to start iz on label...don jazzy self said ''u dont expect a child to liv in iz father's house forever nw'' if wizzy,,davido,,n the likes can float a label y nt wande coal even.... may D has a record label....its high time we grow up in this country and stop bin myopic with our reasoning n comments perhaps comments should be subjected to screening before bin posted by the moderator coz for me nairaland is turning somfin else. Thank you for been very observant. You just quoted one of Donjazzy's tweet that shows Wande coal's 'PORTING' has nothing to do with bad blood. |
Romance / Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by CATCHYBLOGGER: 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
write2obi: Take the. girl. =x We have 3 variables(x=school girl, y=mother of school girl, z=the police) and one constant (m=school teacher who lay constantly still and breathless under the bed) 1. If it takes variable y 10minutes to to find constant m who is ym metres from m, and if we assume z is mz metres from m...... ** IN A HUSH TONE "JOHN ABEG WETIN BE THE FORMULAR FOR CALCULATING NAIRALAND dy/dx...** |
Romance / Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:36pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
meetmuyiwa: [size=14pt]All these years we have been looking for the value of X, and someone was about to FIND X under the bed only to be busted by the busybody mother. now we have to keep looking for X[/size] LOOOOOOL! LOOKS LIKE X HAS JUST ESCAPED OUR GRIP AND IS ACCELERATING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO AN INFINITESSIMAL POINT IN SPACE! |
Romance / Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:28pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Tinkybabe: Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration Rugged and Brutal gays in jail will teach his ar.se hole second order differential equation. |
Celebrities / Re: Wande Coal Quits Mavin Records? by CATCHYBLOGGER: 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
DEAR WANDE COAL, SINCE YOU HAVE DECIDED TO 'PORT', I WISH GOODLUCK!
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Politics / Re: Fashola Gives 22-yr-old Vulcaniser N100,000 by CATCHYBLOGGER: 11:09pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
SALUTE TO A NA.KED MAN! |
Sports / Re: Nigerian Blessing Okagbare Breaks African Women's 100m Record by CATCHYBLOGGER: 9:38am On Jul 28, 2013 |
Congrats to the Queen of African tracks! 1 Like
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