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AFTER A HARD LOOK AT THOSE PENCILS, I CAME UP WITH 18 TIMES 4 PENCILS = 72 PENCILS.

I'M NOT SURE IF A MIRROR IS INVOLVED.

catchyblogger

Nigeria was amalgamated in 1914, i.e she is 99 years old.

259 times 39 times 99 = 999999


Double 999---double 666 turned upside down! Conspiracy theorists, how would this year end for Nigeria?

What a pretty fairy! Ma beau!!

16 multiplied by 3 similar shaped cycles plus 18 central pencils = 66

CR7, IF WISHES WERE HORSES.....
IF WISHES WERE HORSES.....

lalaboi: "It is just like you waking up and somebody is telling you that you did what you know that you did"

You're very observant.

TayoT: Wtf? Heir and Divine bro, no b by force to yarn proverb o.

My dear friend, that statement was intentionally written to provoke laughter.
The writer, I must admit, has a good sense of humour.

Congrats to the Blessed one.

Myself2:
Okay
What's more,someone said "to hair is human and to forgive is design"

Enjoy your weekend

Maaaan! I love your rhymes!!.....(err/hair,human<>forgive,divine/design)

Enjoy your weekend too with gunners!

Inosenduatall: Everyone in this thread has spoken well. Ogugua you are a woman of virtue. But how many women are willing to support a man on his way to the top?

My simple suggestion to guys out there:

[size=15pt]Rein in your d'iick and start thinking of how you can better your life and the lives of those around you. Those chicks you be chasing with the money your folks or relations gave you will leave you when a real man comes alone. A man of substance and value. Don't kid yourself.[/size] There is no romance without finance and no one wants to suffer.

@THE BOLDED. A HARD AND PAINFUL LESSON I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET. EXPERIENCE IS A DAMN UGLY TEACHER!

[quote author=Otu_nnegi_there]Is Jonathan a member of the 5 that impeached the speaker?[/quote]OTU NNEGI THERE, I HEREBY RE-WELCOME YOU TO NAIRALAND.

YOUR NEW USERNAME IS OBVIOUSLY STRIKING.

Myself2: @ CATCHYBLOGGER

Thanks for answering your roll call of the idiots,no matter how disingenious you try to be with it.
Your presence is acknowledged sir

HONESTLY SPEAKING, SIR, I LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.

THE RHYMING OF THIS STATEMENT

Go to hell,Mr Hell Rufai

COUPLED WITH YOUR SIGNATURE STATEMENT

I don't speak from my essence;I speak from my overflow

GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR.

IT WILL BE WONDERFUL HAVING YOU AS A FRIEND....

Shekson: Whether yu like it or not, he is a born and bred Yoruba boi. He is from the Yoruba nation!!! Nigeria is his country, Yorubaland is his nation!!!
Congratulations to my brother 4rm anoda mother!!!!

Proud of him. Though he is Yoruba and I'm not Yoruba, I still consider it pertinent to accord him due respect for adding a feather to the Nigerian cap.

KUDOS, BROTHER MI!

Mr Aboki: While APC are hating on him in Nigeria, [size=16pt]President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Abdullahi Temitope Coulibaily Jonathan[/size] has just been made the Egberipapa 1 of Mali..

_{Congratulations Your Excellency Sir..}

THE HAND OF MR ABOKI; THE VOICE OF OKIJA-JUJU.

ANYWAY, ALL HAVE SINNED AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF NAIRALAND!

Myself2: Abeg fly cos you really don't wanna be starting something with me

For emphasis;I'm idi.ot make una vex reply

IDI T

Obama visited Africa twice, and twice he ignored Nigeria. President Jonathan just came back from China with some deals ('borrow borrow') and the visit is giving the leader of the USA cabal concern....

President Jonathan should be wary of Obama, who openly claims to be after Al-qaeda terrorists while secretly supplying them (Al-qaeda) arms to topple Assad's government in Syria, just because Russia is involved.

Obama supplies arms to Al-qaeda, Al-qaeda in a video conference plans to attack several USA consulates, Obama panics and shuts down several USA embassies in the Middle East....

WHO IS DECEIVING WHO?

Myself2: Go to hell,Mr Hell Rufai

You spoke from your Hell overflow.

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BISHOP MALAM EL-RUFAI.

Fagge, who spoke to journalists after leaving the sub-committee meeting headed by Bauchi State Governor Gabriel Suswan’s NEEDS Assessment committee, stated that .....

Gabriel Suswan is Benue state governor, not Bauchi.

ASUU/FED GOVERNMENT, stop dashing the hopes of students and parents!

wbankz: Bad blood?? But why cant somepeople just think b4 dey talk naaa..black diamond as bin 4long check out d kick video in d intro u wud see BLACK DIAMOND ENTERTAINMENT/MAVIN RECORD... Plus every one knws hiz going to start iz on label...don jazzy self said ''u dont expect a child to liv in iz father's house forever nw'' if wizzy,,davido,,n the likes can float a label y nt wande coal even.... may D has a record label....its high time we grow up in this country and stop bin myopic with our reasoning n comments perhaps comments should be subjected to screening before bin posted by the moderator coz for me nairaland is turning somfin else.

Thank you for been very observant. You just quoted one of Donjazzy's tweet that shows Wande coal's 'PORTING' has nothing to do with bad blood.

write2obi: Take the. girl. =x
". ". Mother=y
". ". Police. =z
". ". Teacher=xy
1. If it takes mother 10mins to find teacher, how many mins will it take police to arrive(20marks)
2. If xy=35 and x=16, what is y(20marks)
3. What formula did the mother use in finding xy(20marks)
4.What was the reaction of the x, using almighty formula(20marks)
5. What was xy doing under the bed(20marks)

Show all working. 1:20 mins
Goodluck.

We have 3 variables(x=school girl, y=mother of school girl, z=the police) and one constant (m=school teacher who lay constantly still and breathless under the bed)
1. If it takes variable y 10minutes to to find constant m who is ym metres from m, and if we assume z is mz metres from m......

** IN A HUSH TONE "JOHN ABEG WETIN BE THE FORMULAR FOR CALCULATING NAIRALAND dy/dx...**

meetmuyiwa: [size=14pt]All these years we have been looking for the value of X, and someone was about to FIND X under the bed only to be busted by the busybody mother. now we have to keep looking for X[/size]

LOOOOOOL!

LOOKS LIKE X HAS JUST ESCAPED OUR GRIP AND IS ACCELERATING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO AN INFINITESSIMAL POINT IN SPACE!

Tinkybabe: Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration
Girl:I don't understand
Teacher:ok eg integrate 2x= X²
Practical example, you and I naked =2X..integration is like fusion so we coming together and pressing our bodies against eachother would make it X²


The teacher was only giving a practical example to aid fast assimilation.

Don't worry teacher,enjoy your 2yrs imprisonment, you can teach some of the inmates integration .silly man!

Rugged and Brutal gays in jail will teach his ar.se hole second order differential equation.

DEAR WANDE COAL, SINCE YOU HAVE DECIDED TO 'PORT', I WISH GOODLUCK!

SALUTE TO A NA.KED MAN!