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Christianity Etc › Re: Islam Religion Of Peace Has Killed 12 In France by Caveatemptor(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2015
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 10:11pm On Jan 08, 2015
coogar:
amya - sane
tpia - insane

amya - young
tpia - too old.

amya - fit
tpia - flabby & wrinkled
How did you conclude this?
Both of them have some screws loose jare.
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2015
coogar:
you are wasting time.....
call these people and see what they want. if others don't believe your tales, i do. ignore the doubting thomases.........all i want is the feedback.

stop slacking!
What is the difference between Amya and tpia threads?
Family › Re: There Is Dignity In Labour, Dont Be Deceived By People (ie nairalanders) by Caveatemptor(m): 1:11pm On Jan 08, 2015
Trolls all over this forum.
Yesterday she was tpia tabernacles,today she is tpia12huh
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 12:59pm On Jan 08, 2015
Amya:
Why would I want to do that. please go through my all my comments in this forum and see if I'm the unserious type of person. I'm not one to make up stories for the fun of it. Thank you.

P.S. If you truly believe my stories are too incredulous to believe, that's the more reason to think my life has been really interesting.
1. Because you are a troll and a drama queen with a fertile imagination.
2.You are a very unserious personality.
3.Your REAL life is not interesting. In fact on one your threads you claimed to be miserable. I am quite sure you lead a very sad life and escape to cyberspace to be frre.
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 12:03pm On Jan 08, 2015
Amya:
Nah, not seeking any form of attention. I've had a really interesting life that's all. and there's a whole lot more stories I don't bother to pen down.
That's another of your stories above. You should be ashamed of yourself. Misleading people who offer solutions because they think you genuinely have issues,when you are actually a troll and a drama queen who formulates fake storied to escape your real life which I am sure is quite miserable.
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:59am On Jan 08, 2015
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His greatestFantasies are of me killing him. by Amya( f): 1:27pm On Sep 27,
2012
Much earlier in the year, my bestie met a german man on dating site. The typical tall, blonde hair and blue eyes Aryan. Very striking man. He works in a company that makes space shuttles and he's well paid and just 34 years old. Over the past few months she'd paid him a visit in germany. They are quite a great match, and love each other so much. They are planning to get married.
Recently she confided in me that her boyfriend always fantasizes of her killing him and making a clean escape, and it was like his biggest turn on because he wasn't particularly the kinky kindof man.
At first, she dismissed it as a light joke and even joined him to create numerous mystery-novel worthy ways of killing him in the most gruesome way and making a clean break without getting caught.
Lately however, she says she's getting really worried that he might actually believe she was really going to murder him and the thought of that alone has intensified the feelings he has for her. Which is really weird. Like he is really pushingto do so.
Few days ago, he told her he was an Indigo child with a strong psychic ability to see the future ( which was confirmed by his family) and he's seen that she'll kill him. But he's accepted it as part of his destiny and she should too.
I told her he was psycho and he might be a serial killer, and that she should run for her dear life. What do you think?
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Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:45am On Jan 08, 2015
bennyrazz:
with the story caveatemptor posted above & with the original story of the op, I want to believe that amya is possessed with the spirit of seduction.
My friend it gets worse. Just check her topics. She moves from section to section opening variations of virtially the same sick stories.
As they say,an idle mind is....
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:37am On Jan 08, 2015
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Isn't This Just Cruel? by Amya(f):
12:44pm On May04, 2011
I started seeing this course-mate of mine 3 months ago. We aren't boyfriend and girlfriend in the real sense of the word, but we were quite close. We are both in our final year and we didn't really know each other much all these years but I've always noticed and admired him over the years. Somehow, through a twist of fate we became close and i started developing real feelings for him.This year, our intimacy went to a whole new level and we started having sex and regularly too. I knew we couldn't be in the stereotypical relationship, but we were lovers. Even though i wanted much more than that, but i was content with the way things were and i didn't want it to change. There wasn't any form of commitment from both parties. . .which was still okay. . . I shouldmention that I'm 3 years older than him even though i don't know if he knows it. This is actually my inhibition in getting too serious with him. . .i know it can never work, that there can never be a happily ever after end to that one, but i fell in love.
Yesterday, while we were in school, we were together as we always and there wasn't any hint that anything was amiss. . much later in the day, i called him to ask him if he wanted to spend the night at my place, but he didn't take the call. i sent him a text, he didn't reply. I assumed nothing.
Today, i was reading through status updates on face book, and i saw the one he posted last night ""months of meaningless sex , worthless relationships, finally I'm in love n I'm happy" i can't describe how hurti felt.
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Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:28am On Jan 08, 2015
^^

Amya,
This is you in 2012.
Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:27am On Jan 08, 2015
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My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by Amya( f):
2:25pm On Jul 26, 2012
First off, let me start by saying this is a 100% true. If any one knows me on Nl, they'd know I don't make up stories.
My Dad's youngest sister is 39. she just got married last year to an AA guy she met on an onlinedating site. They got married here in Nigeria, so she has to be in Nigeria for 2 years before gets her green card to join him.
The guy has been to Nigeria a couple of times, but I haven't met him. He sent me a friend request on facebook, and earlier in the year, he asked my Aunty to give him my bb pin. We started chatting innocently. I call him uncle, and he calls me 'my sexy niece' he always try to chat me up every other day. After a while the communication stopped. We didn't chat for 2 months, but I could care less.
Yesterday, he went on full toasting mode. Telling me his marriage between by Aunty and him is over, and how he's always been in love with me and want's to marry me. I was trying to see reasons with him (more out of respect than anything else) why the liaison would never work, because his wife in question is my Aunt! Plus I have a bf I love.
He went on to say "Bleep tradition! Bleep family!!! I want you to be here in new york city with before the end of the year. We'll get married here and bla bla bla" It was shocking and traumatising.
I'll never be foolish enough to fall for that crap. But I may just teach him a few lessons never to mess with a naija girl (by chopping him mugu)
I really don't know whether or not to tell my Aunt about this and make it a family issue.
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Family › Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Caveatemptor(m): 11:22am On Jan 08, 2015
@ amya,
My sincere advise to you. This is a new year,find something useful to do with your life and stop telling fibs and stop being a drama queen. What are you trying to prove?That you can write a good fiction novella?
Family › Re: Family Issues: Beware Of People by Caveatemptor(m): 12:14pm On Jan 07, 2015
tpia tabernacleshuh
I guess it's a full moon then.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2015
RuuDie:
Even Titus Bramble would make that pass...
Like seriously?
Titus Bramble....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 6:51pm On Jan 04, 2015
Danhumprey:
Bro,is it only Coogar you see berating Rooney's play today? Everybody are berating his performance,so why focus on Coogar?undecided


Rooney made an assist for Dimaria's goal and Coogar highlighted that. Stop making it look like he hate Rooney without any reason.
My friend,let's be honest,coogar never sees anything good in Wayne Rooney.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 6:27pm On Jan 04, 2015
coogar:
first touch nko?
if rooney receives a pass in oshodi, his first touch would take the ball to ibadan.



di maria nets another counter attack!
C'mon coogar,cut Rooney some slack. That was an exquisite pass to set Di Maria on the way for his goal. In all it was another tepid performance by the whole team,at least we are not losing.
We got the job done on a glory hungry Yeovil Towns home ground. We are in the next round even if unconvincingly.
Family › Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by Caveatemptor(m): 4:52pm On Jan 04, 2015
@coogar,
Wtf? I have never in my life heard of the lingerie football league,(being a neanderthal) so I go to YouTube and what do I see?
Women dolling themselves up,and dressing down in bra's and bum shorts and pretending to play American football while managing to shake what their mama gave them.
Is this equality?
More like women making an exhibition of themselves like all these girls twerking in musical video's. And you expect men to respect you.
The mind boogles.
Family › Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by Caveatemptor(m): 3:42pm On Jan 04, 2015
Good development,although gigolos have existed for ages.
Should help some of the fake feminists to feel equal to men,after all if a man can hire a hooker,a woman can hire a gigolo.

The problem with lots of these fake feminists is that they are so driven by their careers that they have no time to date,hence the frustration and anger issues.
At least now some one has provided a service where they can rent-a-dick for a couple of hours. Should help a few of them get over their inadequacies and self esteem issues.
Family › Re: Once Again, Tpia Is Godfearing, Caveat Emptor, I Am Not Here Looking To Cheat by Caveatemptor(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015
I can't understand why this person is allowed to break all the rules. She has more than 100 variations of the same moniker and gets away with it.
people have been banned for years and yet they have not even done half of what this character has done.
Something smells fishy about this tpia person. She is allowed to get away with blue murder.
Education › Re: Top 10 Worst Degrees With Lowest Potential For Employment In Nigeria Today by Caveatemptor(m): 6:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
@OP,
Talk about what you know and stop misleading people.
This thread is not backed by any statistics or facts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 4:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
Nani ain't coming back to United. He will probably be sold in the summer to build up the war chest for next seasons assault.
Same for lots of other fringe players .
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Ese Walter Ark Proudly Flaunts Her Huge Baby Bump by Caveatemptor(m): 3:46pm On Jan 02, 2015
Congrats,but remember karma is a b1tch.
Any runs girl wey bang person husband,when she be sisi,other up coming run girls MUST to bang her husband too when she don become madam.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2015
Spurs 5 Chelsea 3.

This was total annihilation. That kid Harry Kane has a bright future in this game if he continues this way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 7:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
Spurs 3 Chelsea 1.

Our 0-0 draw with Spurs does not look such a bad result in hind sight. but we need to start winning away games. Our strikers need to do what they are paid for and stick balls in the damn net.
Look at the goal by the young Spurs attacker Harry Kane. That kid has got potential to be a top striker. His movement alwayd puts defenders into confusion. He has made John Terry and Cahill look very ordinary today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 4:56pm On Jan 01, 2015
mcfarlin:
Neville is high on shekpe.

Crouch is difficult to defend.


We are lucky to leave that accursed stadium with a point...that place is like a haunted house...most of our players were dazed.

We played a lot of games on the trot and our overall performance as dropped.

Good thing is we aint losing.
TRUE TALK.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 4:25pm On Jan 01, 2015
coogar:
smalling
mata
carrick
young
falcao


all these ones can hold their heads high - the others were horribly poor minus de gea who had little to do.
Every one is entitled to their opinion.
We were extremely lucky to leave the Britianica with a point and Smallings should have been sent off.
Let me watch City against Sunderland. Be rigjt back at half time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 4:04pm On Jan 01, 2015
coogar:
stoke are used to their own horrible weather - this is why they always hit it long. stoke can't really play on the ground - their approach is to be physical & put ball in the air. jones & evans are the players you expect to take over from rio & vidic but they have been utterly worthless to us.

smalling was our MOTM today - he did reasonably well against crouch. we all saw his crouch murdered arsenal few weeks ago. playing stoke is difficult but everyone already knows what to expect - why was evans letting the ball bounce if he has any common sense?
In my opinion every Manchester United player was poor today. No exceptions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 4:00pm On Jan 01, 2015
PietroRico:
The last time we came here to play under these conditions, we turned charlie adams to a hybreed of arturo vidal and andres iniesta, while losing woefully.

Not many of our rivals will come here to take 3 points.
So it may not be a bad result on the long run.
Very true.
We were extremely lucky to leave that place with a point. It is a very difficult place to go to.
In all honesty Smallinhs should have received his marching orders for deliberately handling the ball and the ref should have awarded a penalty against us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 3:53pm On Jan 01, 2015
coogar:
how many weeks do they need to get back? rafael & shaw played better than jones/evans in this game & the fullbacks just came back from a long injury lay-off.

falcao bailed us out again today - all his 3 league goals have gotten us 5 points. he got the winner against everton, equalisers against villa & stoke. he was our best forward player today.
Coogar,
I disagree. Everybody was piss poor today,including the coaching crew.
I saw Falcao pull out of tackles lots of times and as usual his first touch was poor. Save for the goal in a crowded box,I don't think he did much,henve the substitution.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 3:46pm On Jan 01, 2015
coogar:
every time we come to this ground, the weather is horrible. the wind has screwed to our passing game especially in the first half.

we can't get our passing going - long ball isn't working too as the wind is holding off the ball. we might need a change in tactics to get maximum points in this game.
Stoke also played in this atrocious weather. Thats why the its such a difficult place to go to. Even Messi would find it hard playing in that kind of horrible weather. We ate lucky to come away from that place with point. Smallings could have conceeded a penalty and he should have been sent off too for deliberate hamd ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Caveatemptor(m): 3:41pm On Jan 01, 2015
coogar:
jones & evans are the problem in our defence. they are too useless to be wearing our badge. jones got lost tracking shawcross for the first goal and evans has shown he can never be a top defender in his career.
Jones and Evans are coming back from injuries. We should give them time to recover by rehabilitating them in the team the same way we are rehabilitating Radamel Galcao.
Family › Re: I Dont Envy Married People At All by Caveatemptor(m): 10:33am On Dec 31, 2014
@OP,
Witty and brutally frank write up.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Marriage is not by force or compulsory.

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