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igbeke: .... and dat is if dere's any election come 2015.
dont quote me o.

Am quoting you because u r my name sake

igbeke: .... and dat is if dere's any election come 2015.
dont quote me o.

Am quoting you because u r my name sake

khaleb: u? Or u mean reasons why you can't get contest

Sorry. I mean why he should contest

khaleb: If any of you is wondering....yes jonathan will contest for the 2015 presidential election.......yes he will win, remember this, and pray for the chief of army

Can you give me reasons why I should contest in 2015??

Sir it will be nice if you told the interviewer if you were the true author of the so called deeper life articule articules you sent out

Do you have an email address? So I can contact you?

Can you please post better pics? This images are not clear enough

Don't go borrowing at all..infact a serious christian is never a debtor, because the power of God is still thesame yesterday and forever more.

I told God that he should bless me, imagine I ownly have 2000 naira in my account, and I just told God to glorify HIS name in my financies and I started this prayer this week that this month must not pass me by, today is nov,28 and the lord answered the prayer. Som1 just called me some few minutes agao that they need me to work for them. So brother pray hard and just tell God what you want him todo for you,If God didn't answer the prayer ,I have a strong believe that he is not intrested in the business and God will subsequently open another door.

SEUN please help me out I want to start a new thread on the "art of trumpet playing"
Thanks

kentata509: thanks i really appreciate ur contribution

You welcome

Hmmm...someone here said that joomla is a bit secured, well I can't say a big yes to that, if you don't update your version of joomla to the latest release you are on your own and even with that....any thing can still happen

I don't want you to sell your properties, God doesn't make use of phyical things to bless His people rather spiritual things. From what I can see here, your are trying to answer your own prayers instead of waiting on the lord. Be calm ,stay , and pray,perhaps God is not even interested in the business. Hence he doesn't want you to loose all you have struggled to build.
Stay Blessed Brother

My candid advice to you bloggers is to have a main website on a differnet domain then you can use your ,wordpress,PHpBB or any of the ready made sites to drive traffic to your main website but don't rely soley on your free blogs

umar745: Assembly Language is a bare engine, you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Basic is a simple car useful for short drives to the local shops. Once popular with learner drivers, it has recently been stripped down to a shell and rebuilt by a major manufacturer, The new version has been refurbished for longer journeys, leaving only cosmetic similarities to the original model.

C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

C++ is a souped-up version of the C racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.
At first it doesn't seem to be a car at all, but now and then you spot a few people driving it around. After a point you decide to learn more about it and you realize it's actually a car that can make more cars. You tell your friends, but they all laugh and say these cars look way too weird. You still keep one in your garage, hoping one day they will take over the streets.

Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a Perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.



PHP is the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, it's bizarre and hard to handle but everybody still wants to drive it.


Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.


Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl and Python cars were involved in a two-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many drivers think is better than the sum of the parts. Other drivers, however, grumble that a lot of the controls of the Ruby car have been duplicated or tri-plicated, with some of the duplicate controls doing slightly different things in odd circumstances, making the car harder to drive than it ought to be. A redesign is rumored to be in the works.

Visual Basic is a car that drives you.

So what car or cars do you own?

WhAt a wonder write-up soo nice. Anyway as for me I drive the PHP CAR am just too full of it and wish to drive another but its difficult to open the car door

umar745: Assembly Language is a bare engine, you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Basic is a simple car useful for short drives to the local shops. Once popular with learner drivers, it has recently been stripped down to a shell and rebuilt by a major manufacturer, The new version has been refurbished for longer journeys, leaving only cosmetic similarities to the original model.

C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

C++ is a souped-up version of the C racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.
At first it doesn't seem to be a car at all, but now and then you spot a few people driving it around. After a point you decide to learn more about it and you realize it's actually a car that can make more cars. You tell your friends, but they all laugh and say these cars look way too weird. You still keep one in your garage, hoping one day they will take over the streets.

Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a Perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.



PHP is the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, it's bizarre and hard to handle but everybody still wants to drive it.


Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.


Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl and Python cars were involved in a two-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many drivers think is better than the sum of the parts. Other drivers, however, grumble that a lot of the controls of the Ruby car have been duplicated or tri-plicated, with some of the duplicate controls doing slightly different things in odd circumstances, making the car harder to drive than it ought to be. A redesign is rumored to be in the works.

Visual Basic is a car that drives you.

So what car or cars do you own?

WhAt a wonder write-up soo nice. Anyway as for me I drive the PHP CAR am just too full of it and wish to drive another but its difficult to open the car door

adewasco2k: hahahahaha, why remove it from your signature? it was there before this your particular post, so you are not proud of your blog?

sorry for the insults then if it means anything to you.

cheers

Didn't remove anything from my signature, besides I don't have a personal blog, just thinking of designing one .and if you call those insults a joke,then that's too expensive

adewasco2k: You are an id.iot with no brain at all, i can design your stupid blog with my eyes closed, who did that crab for you? oooh you hired an expert! my advice, next time you stumble on a thread like this just hide and watch from afar, you got nothing to contribute go to the cultural section.

fagg0t

Design my Blog?? Did I tell u I own one?? And by the way while all this insult?

adewasco2k: please go back to your shell, nonsense post, gat no brain at all, so because i am a Nigerian i can not design my blog myself? im just so pissed right now, seriously you deserve to baseball bat in the face

Now you see, you are one of those Nigerian( very slow to learning)

Its high time you guys realized that you are Nigerians, so its gona be difficult for them to trust you when a slight alteration occurs. Even non Nigerians are not left out how much More a FULL BLOODED NIGERIA. Why can't you guys hire a developer to give you a nice blog hosted on an independetnt domain then you do your work by driving traffic to it. Its a pity you guys are just too lazy and always looking for short cuts. Don't be suprised if lindakeji gets ditched tomorow. Even if you own an independt website and you continue to mess with your META TAGS google may list you on the spam website categories cause the crawler that visits your site offten will definitely get confused

XLR8: Global warming led to DWARFISM millions of years ago & it could happen again, scientist claims. Early horses shrunk by 19% during warm period 53 million years ago, the same horse lineage showed a body size decrease of about 30% during a warmer period 55 million years ago. We all know GW causes hotter summers, melting ice caps & intense rainfall etc. And now scientists claim we can add ANIMAL DWARFISM to that list. This image shows an artist rendering of the early horse Hyracotherium(right) alongside a modern day horse. Scientists have known for years that animals such as horses & deers became much smaller during a period of warming, called the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum (PETM), now the same fate awaits mammals....

So if you already have the trait of shortness before now plus the GW, I wonder how short you'll become...magnifying glass go sell wella....tank God am tall

Na lie joh

Why always BLESSING,BLESSING!!! We are at the end time joh, I prefer something else

Why always BLESSING,BLESSING!!! We are at the end time joh, I prefer something else

rexana: I have 2007 range rover sport when driving the car it will shut down and come up again i don't know what the problem is can any body help me.

It could be the fan. Mayb its seizing

Cleopatranwa: Ebonyi 'stress' University! Proudly EBSU! No weakling in EBSU, no dunce no dulling! EBSU makes u a survivor n strong both academically, swagademically,intellectually, badestually, and otherwise! If u can survive in EBSU, u can survive anywhere in d world! I rep Cass, Ishieke, Presco, n Perm site!

Smh

lastpage: Emmmm...... it is spelled 'HAPPY'! Since you speak in the "past tense" by using the word "has" to preceed 'cause', it is "caused" that you should write!
....and the phrase is "irreparable loss/damage"!


God, are these the type of "Graduates" that EBSU is churning out?
.....ones who cant even construct a single sentence, without grammatical summersaults!
Make them resume quickly abeg, use the time to teach your students how to write proper English ... or Vernacular sef!
No pun intended.

Lastpage!

Ahahahaahah...lwkmd!! Infact those guys are real clowns, some one told a time like that-that I should be patient and not rush to ndigbo universities all because I am yet to be admitted into the uni, he said their schools are glorified primary schools except UNN

drmichael17: Jonathan will win in 2015 inasmuch we have dumb electorates who dont care about the next generation,inasmuch we have groups like JUST that depend on the scraps falling from Jonathan's table,inasmuch some Nigerians will vote out of sentiments and repeat the mistake they made in 2011,inasmuch you believe in Mediocrity and a govt that has institutionalize corruption you can vote for Jonathan and wait for ur grandchildren to ask you why you voted for a Man that is ready to make Nigeria go bankrupt!

God bless you for that

Na wa for this ndigbo schools sha...no offence intended pls

Please felas who is this SEUN you guys keep begging? Is He the Moderator here ?? But why should you guys be begging when he can easily open another account within minutes, is he that lazy to do that?? I want to start a new thread, please how do I do it.(Am a newbie here)

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Wetin the guy talk to deserve banning, this fuckin MODs forming god with their pentium 1 computer. [/quote]ha you want them to barn or ban you??

Pls how do you guys post here, I can't find where to post

Missonas: Please share on your walls to help us find the killer of Adaobi. We need your help. Thanks http://fox59.com/2013/11/20/man-wanted-for-murder-in-death-of-colu

This is nigeria now..do you expect klug to run here??

53cur3m0d3: Thanks y'all, I already forwarded Dwittycoder and cbrass's contact details to my Client.... forwarding the 3rd developer (MJ) to him asap........ Expect his call anytime soon

Wow soo fast!! Just hope dem no go kill us with work o

53cur3m0d3: Thanks y'all, I already forwarded Dwittycoder and cbrass's contact details to my Client.... forwarding the 3rd developer (MJ) to him asap........ Expect his call anytime soon

Wow soo fast!! Just hope dem no go kill us with work o

Emmandus: Hi all,
I really love how every one has shared one or two things for our consumption.I want to note here that the first thing in starting an online business isnt money but adequate knowledge and quality information.The experts have all mentioned from article writing (which I am about trying out aswell),and others.However,I believe information marketing is a money spinner.Also,there is no harm in having an online multiple streams of income.That was why I tried QSP and BOOM! that was the Bomb,caused I made my #2000 one time start up and I have still continued to make more just on QSP(Quick Smart Programme) alone!
keep achieving greatness!
Emmanuel Ayeni.
Engineer,Writer,Speaker and Entrepreneur

Pleas e how can I join u?