₦airaland Forum

Funkybabee:
You can create a thread for it And write your discipline..there might be some placement

Alright thanks

bloodmoneyspita:
cbrass you or your friend will never make it in Osun state, leave Osun state. That is the first step of making it in life.

Is that a curse ni

osazsky:
even if u make d toilet look like heaven, afonja go still prefer to shit for cellophane or paper trow am inside bush, its called shot put , they derive joy in doing it.to them its like a sport,pls nobody should quote me, cos I served in kwara but stayed in ekiti all through my service days, afonja must b afonja

What is your problem with Yorubas sef, does it look like its only Yorubas thag will use the toilet? Didn't u see where they wrote Toilet in Hausa and Ibo?

Feranchek:
That one na old school jor

Itesiwaju ilu Eko lo jowa loju!!

. you didn't get it right. Its Itesiwaju eko lo jewa logun

Justiceleague1:
Head harvesting
skull mining

Please take this your tribal nonsense away from here

emilfischer:
apart from cutting grass and sowing seeds I don't think they is job there

do you live in Osun ni

I will like to know if I can get a good job in Osun for someone, kindly help if you have any.

She is a fresh graduate of uniosun

Thanks

So how does this talk about Yusuf getting better

MChaze25:
You never know them sef..

one will be shouting at her fellow gossip neighbour jovially in broad daylight.

"mama favour you don leave shop rush back to collect styles from your husband abi!"

i just couldn't believe my ears!!

Lol, it seems you dey stay for my neighborhood ni

1Sharon:
Wow..they really discuss this?

Yes oo very annoying set of homo sapiens

mizchoc:
gossip is the spice of life

Spice koh, seasoning ni

The annoying part is when they discuss about sexxual styles they engage with their husbands and the foolish way they will all laugh like hyenas eh

AfroSisi:
Lol... don't derail the topic

Its just a simple question now? Can I send a DM?

AfroSisi:
Is he trying to tell us that the west side is the best side?

Something like that ma... BTW where are you in that pics on your dp

Akeem1759:
Oga this is one of the biggest problem we are facing in this Country, we are discussing about life issues generally and ur bringing this hometown Ish, what has that got to do with this discussion for Abraham's sake.. Mind you, I'm from Ilesha too but that doesn't stop me from saying the Truth..

Until I see proof

Akeem1759:
I wonder how nobody don mention Oshogbo IFE and Ilesha here ooo, all this thing na normal thing and even the girls now adays do Jazz to know whatzup... Truth be told, I left Gee cos I no fit do Wetin boys dey do for IFE dwn.. OP if I tell this your story na Just tip of the iceberg nko.. IFA Sise nko and Osole wey make sense.. LOL..

I was in osogbo last week and everything look dry, didn't see any rich dude driving about and by the way please don't put my home town of Ilesa in the list oo

adadike281:
Buhari should lead d way coz he was the one that succeeded in dividing the nation via religion and ethnic lines

That's a big lie,

Starboywrites:
Yes, definitely. You can reach me on +2347034802789 through Whatsapp.

Alright

Can you handle a forum? You know forum is more demanding than a blog

emperorizzy:
LOL. This is quite simple, as a techie, you can't say no to the possibilities of technology. Things that were impossible in the 60's are now a child's play. Don't underestimate technology.

As long as the intelligence is artificial then I rest my case

whaithee:
Which was why we took time to document what we wanted, with screenshots. The communication was clear enough, even for a budding developer. I was once a web developer. In fact at some point I had to wonder if they actually read the documentation because we had to keep repeating what was clearly stated there.

If I reconsider, I'll contact you.

Thanks

Am sorry you got involved with a complete quack, from the look of things he may not even know jack and commission the project to a very cheaper developer who are often quacks too. Its rare to see clients that will give you detailed documentations and for you to have gone to the extent of giving him a full documentation and he still couldn't deliver shows he is not a developer. You don't just have to give up like that, most "structured" companies will charge you so high and may still outsource your job to folks like us here on Nairaland, all I will advice next time is observe during discussions if the person is truly a programmer or just a business man then have a timeline for both you and the guy or company, and makesure it is followed religiously

emperorizzy:
The answer to your question is No! Artificial intelligence is coming strong, once a machine can reproduce itself(which is the craziest feat), I'm pretty sure applications would write other applications and everything will become automated, tending to the end of the human race.

Are you a tech guy at all... , cos I doubt it with this you just wrote

AntiWailer:
No be programmers go write the application that will write the program ?



When it comes to Bespoke applications tailored to specific needs, a programmer would be definitely needed to make that happen.

The effort required to get things done might be less but doubting if a programmer is needed is laughable.

They would be needed like anything.

Don't mind them, one guy like that said something similar at work, though he is not a programmer sha. I was just looking at him

nikkypearl:
What is love machine

And where is the love machine

Its not a machine per se but that red penis-like structure on the bed

bounty007:
guy forget..

no be nairaland?

no worry before this week go run out..e go happen live!
na our play ground... we know as e dey go.

You don confess already say you be part of them

bounty007:
see as afons the beef op.

if na yoruba treat that man or owned the hospital..

ahswear we no go hear world for nairaland..atleast for the next one week.

now e don turn..'promoting tribalism '

ndi ofe eh kwa... very cunningly sophisticated

nice one..

we've been doing this.. since 1960.. #fact*

Na wa for u o... Except there is no truth in you, you know Yorubas have no time for such shenanigans

This OP is very funny, so what makes u think he was the one that actually treated him and what if the man wasn't even on duty

What is social protection program, that's ambiguous. Why can't they just be honest that the money will be relooted