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toougly:
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Whats the meaning of this you just did

This is serious oo... the part that got me laughing was where the child ran away from his fathers corpse when it came back to life

angelchinny:
I would hv left him a long time ago but I jst think twice cos of two reasons
1) Cos of my children, hw I will take them along wit me
2)Cos am not working yet, I can't provide 4 myself n my children

You should have seen the signs before you married him but you ignored it. Just as some one said earlier don't have sex with him again except he uses a condom, that will send a strong message . Don't leave your house and I repeat don't ever do that again. Go look for a nice job to do,make good money and be happy mean while go on your nees and pray that God deliver your husband

angels09:
Lwkmd bwaanbwabuunuoiaideasgkob

Ahaahaa yes nw, if you have seen them arguing before ehn, they are always shouting and trying to force you to believe that their iphone beats other phones ,now tell me when you spend alot of calories shouting how that person go fat if I dey lie go look at steve jobs pictures

angels09:
IPhone users don't shy away educate us about the gadget please

You will be here till eternity cos they themselves don't know what to say, have you also noticed that most Iphone users are always lean?

oreos:
You are right. They are neither humans nor fish nor spirits. My bad!

No problem bro

247notire:
Truth is unintelligent, tribalistic and poor thinking children have overrun nairaland due to the cheapness and proliferation of smart phones. It's just a pity. Especially in the politics section. I just don't bother to comment most times cos most of the comments are just too stupid. It's a real pity.

Yes bro, too many childish comments here. What I just do is read the post and leave the comments, I often go to punch to read mature comments sometimes

spikesC:
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oreos:
They are also jinns by virtue of their supposed features.

Please stop misinforming taobalinga there is no such things as jinns with mermaids, they are not spirits they exist with bones and flesh. Have seen a mermaid anatomy before sef. Spirits do not have bones please

247notire:
My brother, I'm just too enlightened to judge them since it was probably in no way their own direct fault. But of course I'm always at full alert whenever I am around them. Been a while I've been with either of them anyways. Tanx for the lookout hehehe.

Ahah ok oo.. but what are those people doing with us here sef.. I don't think we are alone in this universe I strongly believe we have visitors in our mist. Alot of people on nairaland are not informed at all, if you watch discovery channel alot you go see things ehn

Onliie:
You were comparing Santa Claus story with mermaid legend. Santa Claus is not real, it was just a story told to children in Europe. Mermaids is in all cultures all over the world. My question is, how come all cultures have stories about mermaids, unless there is an element of truth in it? Are you saying all these cultures just made up these stories, not even one of them is right. Note, these are diverse cultures with nothing connecting them to each other.
China has texts about mermaids long before people migrated to china from the western world. even the isolated Native Americans have stories about mermaids before Columbus migrated to America. HOW? They must have seen something to justify these stories. Same kind of description of these creature. Think deep, my brother.

You have a point and they are real, have even seen one but they make a funny terrifying sound, they don't speak our language so it could be that what Mr Victor saw couldn't have been a marmaid

kevoh:
There we go! The length you will go to defend ''ridiculous myths'' when boxed to a corner. From confidently saying many cultures believe in a story to stylishly saying only western cultures! In Patience Jonathan's voice : ''Continu'' .

Meanwhile, isn't it quite obvious Uwaifo just wanted to link a story, a sweet one that readily appeals to the mass of gullible superstitious Nigerians, to his hitsong. Many artists do it and have been doing it since time immemorial, it's not a crime anyway. How many times have we heard of artists with Davido's wealthy background claiming ''street'' or those that claim to have been singing from a year old(One year olds can barely talk human language sef) or a Correction officer like Rick Ross claiming druglord/gangster! It's just a human psychology trick to keep your fans!

Ahahaa.. you seem to be right bro, but marmaids do exist only that they don't speak human language so I don't understand the one Mr victor saw oo

247notire:
But mermaids do exist. To all those doubting, please note that beneath the seas and oceans, there is another world in which beings exist. People also come from that Kingdom and live as humans among us, I have two frnds who are from that Kingdom, who have told me tins and actually proven them by doing things I neva thought possible, like telling about my innermost heart desires! Also powers are often gotten by consulting water spirits as has been told by some individuals like Oliver de coque and Eddy Nawgu (okala mmadu okala mmuo). If u cannot believe these words of mine, pls do a little research and u'll be amazed. And if u still don't blv, well u still wudnt even if u saw with ur own eyes, u'll just term it vivid hallucination hehehe.

Bro, and you are still friends with those aliens?

Bibidear:
hmmm,how do they look lyk,is it lyk the one in pirates of the carribean

First of all they don't speak our language so I don't understand the kind of marmaid mr Victor saw o, then two they are very shy and scared of humans so they try to avoid us, though some times they mistakenly get caught in fishermen net during fishing. They make a sound that is farrrrrrrrrr different from other fishes of the sea there fingers are not really like ours but it's webbed that's all there fingers are connected. They often move with whales so where you see lots of whales you might see a marmaid. Female marmaids have boobs while the males don't

onyengbu:
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Yes bro

Bibidear:
Not believing joor,its all myth

Its real, have even watched them on Discovery Channel

Please what do you think is wrong here, when I copy a long post from somewhere and paste it into my textarea then submit, it will cut the post into half sometime not even up to half of the post I submitted will be inserted into the db. Have checked and rechecked my codes but don't seem to know what is wrong I aslo noticed it doesn't behave like that on a particular laptop I use, but when i tried other browsers and laptops but it's still behaving like that

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Blizzyblinkzy:
Have u heard 4rm her 2 confirm that she did an abortion ?

What kind of question is this? Didn't you read the post?

Anyss:
But he is too handsome. So scared

Whats scaring you

IYANGBALI:
i love my girl friend but her toto is a borehole

Haba iyangbali I hope you know you are joking with 14yrs in prison

SAMBARRY:
even bottles of ice cold drinks didn't suppress it. It was a terrible night that day

Well not all yorubas love pepper. I for one hate it, I was glad when my elder sister got married cos then na fire if you want to eat her food. We often quarell because of it. I some times pity her husband when he eats. Na so the guy go dry sweat and sneeze

morbeta:
Am more comfortable with full breed german shepard presently

Yea I love them too but it's their incessant barks I don't like. I prefer a Boerboel very calm and cool headed

morbeta:


One cool sunday morng after my family left for church, i shot it dead with my pump action.

Hahaha you bad gan oo, I can't visit your house if I know you have a Pit, infact if an my babe she is on her own o.

morbeta:
No not rabbies, Pitbulls naturally do experience memory failure at times. Mine is Pitbull crossed with Japanese Tossa and its the extreme and has same dentitation with crocodile. Though i was warned earlier.

Although have heard about the memory loss issue with pit bulls but I never believed it, I thought it was just to discredit the pit bull dog, so how did you later free your self that day

omoharry:
I recently turn down one substandard dress that was delivered to me from Kaymu..this dress was totally different from what was advertise online and sold for 7000...when i saw the dress i was surprised to see a low standard china made dress that is suppose to be sold b/w 1500-1800 and not 7000..I was rily furious for wasting my time and the 600 for the delivery company... please you guys should always check your product properly before making payment. ....I learnt my lesson from Jumia and i said no online shop will cheat me again.

Very soon Nigerians will soon leave them

SAMBARRY:
pepper soup on a normal day is pepperish then a yoruba folk making peppersoup will be gangster pepprrish


I can't eat the pepper soup of any yoruba person. The day I tried. Ayayaya.my mouth was on fire talk more of it entering the eyes. Even my gums peeled

Ahahahah

handie:
Nonsense, lame and stupid concept. This in a way will reduce employee productivity. What of someone who doesn't know how to use a hoverboard? Looking forward to the day one of the attendants will fall and the food he's carrying(I pray it's yoruba pepper soup). Pours on a customer's eyes. Hope the CEO will take d blame

Is there any other difference in pepper soup made in yourba land and others?

morbeta:
Mine is a very simple story, my pitbull held me hostage for a day cos of temporary loss of memory. It was a very trumatic experience.

It could have been rabbies that caused it

An the mad man also had a selfie?

MznAirA:
ok o!

Yes, I just discovered something was moving inside my leg, that was what prompted me to find out. Anyway have learnt my lesson

anthoniaz:
Same thing happened to me with PAYPORTE last year.I ordered for a shoe and was sent the same pair of shoe that has peeled in different angles. I didn't bother to complain as I have learnt my lesson.People are not just honest these days.

Payporte, I even thought they will be more honest since they are new

fromnigeria:
oohhh. You wore it already. Sorry. Stop shopping some items online then.

Am even cancelling my order from Jumia sef