₦airaland Forum

uuzba:
Until you go there and feel the cold. That when you will know that snow/ice is not your friend.

The first day I saw snow in UK, I match am with shoe. The thing just passed through my leather shoe, entered my socks and froze my feet. I run enter house go put leg on top fire before I die.

Oga waiting happen na u one kill me with laff

GamalNasser:
But Nigerians beg too much ..I have stopped answering greetings of workers in my estate because everytime they greet you and you answer the next time they see you is to give you a bill for that greeting . Some weeks ago when I was heading out for a Jog one of the guys at the estate gate greeted me and I gave him 2k cos I was in a good mood only for him to block me on my way back and start telling me he needed money for house rent and I just got confused ..Nigerians beg too much

seriously

what did you tell him

AkolagTech:
White man from where? Hope it's not all these Lebanese, Italian or Chinese oo?

u go school at all

Italian are white people if u don't know

Ineedtoheal:
No one says it must lead to marriage oga. why keep what you don't need? If You really don't see yourself in few years time with someone, why waste their time? did you really read all I wrote? coz if you did, you wouldn't have make this comment.
I have begged him on several occasions to end things with me if he knows we don't have a future together but he refused. Mind you, it's not just a Nigerian thing. you guys are so quick in calling Nigerian girls out.

yes it about Nigeria girls cuz u can never see a white lady reason something like this and note not all relationships that will lead to marriage

Nigerian girls too like marriage go to church u see a the girls there what are they looking for is husband God give me husband

but u can never see a white lady praying such prayers

must everybody marry rubbish marry marry na be the only tin Nigerians girls know

BLEMOSEDU:
There is this question that has always been on my mind about relationships between the sexes, why do Nigerian girls think once a man is in relationship with them it must lead to marriage?
And once the relationship starts they will start counting years etc.
Must it always lead to marriage?
Can't they just enjoy the moment?
With the way divorce has skyrocketed in recent times, one wonders why these relationships are always all about marriage for most ladies.
I'm just asking ni o
Before people crucify me.

bro Godbless u

u are the only one the have good reason here

see the problem with Nigerian girls is marry me marry me infact there matter tried me

u cant see a white lady reason the way Nigerian girls reason

not all relationships that will lead to marriage Nigerians girls u need to know

ikennamadu1:
The next time you will drop such comment.... You will be banned forever... Last warning

Oga the tin Vex u lol this people funny die

solmus:
America is a free society, we have muslim , Christians and atheist, we have freemasons and other occultic group all practicing freely so US is a secular state.. hope you enjoy the free education I gave you

You have all this in America that those not mean America is not a Christian country

See let's me tell you we have religion rights in America and we Christian we don't force or beheads people to join us or we kill people for God we don't

We believe u can practice ur religion freely not like you guys that kill people and force people to join you guys

solmus:
US is a secular country dude get educated, Vatican City is a Christian country, Saudi is a muslim country , Argentina is a Christian country same as
,Costa Rica, Denmark, England. they all have state church or state mosques in the case of England they have Anglican.. which state church does America has

Oga don't ever say that again in ur life

America is a Christian country

have you ever see any president or governor in America being a Muslim no because America is a Christian country

If u are looking for secular country go to Saudi Arabia

solmus:
US is a secular country dude get educated, Vatican City is a Christian country, Saudi is a muslim country , Argentina is a Christian country same as
,Costa Rica, Denmark, England. they all have state church or state mosques in the case of England they have Anglican.. which state church does America has

Oga keep quiet

Educated my ass#

You people want to claim America abi or na try

Funny people

solmus:
secular country

See this Muslim people they want to make America a secular country

Why don't u make Saudi Arabia and other Muslim country a secular country

If case u may know America is a Christian country just like order Christian country in Europe so get that there is no Sharia law in America so get that too

Meeyankee:
Get this clear United state is not a Christian country .

Then it what na hahaha funny people

AntiChristian:
Isn't this funny too?

Instrumental music in the worship of the church is:
Not taught by Christ (Mat. 28:18; Col. 3:17; 2 John 9).
Not taught by the Holy Spirit (John 16:13; 14:26; Rom. 8:14).
Not taught by the Apostles (Mat. 28:19-20; Acts 2:42; Gal. 1:6-9; 1 Tim. 6:3-4).
Not in the whole counsel of God (Acts 20:27).
Not helpful (Acts 20:20).
Not a good work (2 Tim. 3:16-17).
Not of faith (Rom. 10:17; 2 Cor. 5:7; Heb. 11:7).
Not of truth (John 4:24; 17:17).
Not of righteousness (Rom. 1:16-17; 1 John 5:17).
Not as the oracles of God (2 Tim. 1:13; 1 Pet. 4:11).
Not bound in heaven (Mat. 16:19).
Not pertaining to life and godliness (2 Pet. 1:3).

https://www.northwestcofc.org/why-does-the-church-of-christ-not-use-mechanical-instruments-of-music-in-worship.html

Oga what is the meaning of this lol

This people funny die

Agboriotejoye:
Really? But we have singers in Saudi. Some of them even sing rap.

What about the alasalatu among the Yorubas?
Does that mean they are not true Muslims?

Nice question

I hope he answers u

ISLAMBAD:
Musical instrument is haram ?

Chai!!!



Muslim thread is a comedy zone..
I dey enjoy una ridiculous threads every Friday

Bro I just tried 4 this people

gypsey:
I am from east london UK. my parents are IGBO.

bro can we talk on what app

I. will love to get my ass$ to the UK

gypsey:
I must admit last week i was in the train with other people and when 2 chinese girls Came into our carriage and sat down everyone looked at each other and In One minute all of us got up at once and dashed to the next carriage, we even got stuck on the carriage door trying to flee from the 2 chinese girls. It was bizzare and embarassing but boy! no one wants to die.

some women forgot to take their handbags with them while fleeing, they refused to go back and take their handbags, mobile phones were flying across the carriage and dropping on the carriage floors one woman shoes fell off but she still fled barefooted and left her shoes in the carriage people refused to go back to the carriage and next to the chinese girls to pick up their fallen expensive smartphones. in fear of Corona virus.

dem this shit@ is funny lol

seriously they all left there phone

yvelchstores:
I can't remember that. But I remember how it felt coming back after 3years, I was overwhelmed when I came out of mma in lagos, the number of blacks, everyone was black and that was what I had not seen in a long time. I felt at home. What I wasn't ready for was the cars, every car had a dent or damage. In the abroad it's hard to come by a car with a scratch.

what country are you in

lefulefu:
na d carribean i dey .but here is not dat far from new york.i fit enter ferry here come see u

bro can we talk on what app

gypsey:
I am from east london UK. my parents are IGBO.

OK can we be friends i wanna us to talk on what app

gypsey:
First time i travelled to Nigeria, as landed at MMA lagos the heat hit my face, in just few minutes i was sweating like a christmas Turkey. The whole airport smelt horrible, the toilet was filty with a brown 6 inches shiit starring angrily at me as if to be asking what da fu ck are you doing in Nigeria? no water to wash hands after using the toilet or flush. everyone was asking to be "dashed" something i even thought for one minute that the shiit in that toilet was about to demand for "dash" too the way it was starring at me. The noise was excruciating people screaming while hawking their various wares, defecating and urinating everywhere, The hotel was filty, No electricity, i was told that the generator isn't on, what?!! I yelled, generator?!! but however, above all i Enjoyed my 3 weeks stay in Nigeria. Nigerian women, food, weed and palm wine i enjoyed. i ve been to Nigeria more than a dozen times since then, in Nigeria if you are moneyd you are a King or queen.

where are you from bro

Mariangeles:
Lie lie!

na true the guy no dey 9ja seen last year

supercase1:
Are u sure that u've travelled out of naija before

.this oh d guy no dry 9ja again oh

my guy your mumu never do ;Dmy guy your mumu never do

Techdra:
Port Harcourt and Rivers in general aren't Igbo. It's just like saying, Delta State, Edo, Akwa-Ibom, Cross River or Bayelsa is Igbo.

Compare Onitsha or Aba to Lagos in that sense.

we have Delta igbo the govern of delta state is an igbo man and am from the igbo speaking part of delta state pls say what u know

iCauseTrouble:
Hoping to see my ex marriage on the list

why bro what did she do to you

Mayhem999:
It is 4001 as we speak..
My neighbor filed his own application yesterday.
That his wife is too beautiful and won't stop attracting men like flies.

are u serious

Firstorderwizard:
It's like I'll quit nairaland temporarily. The things I read online keeps reducing my desire to marry.
It's just remaining 18.5% now

bro let's me know when it finally hit 0.00%

my advice don't marry a Nigeria lady because they are all worst

emaskocoded:
If you stay in Lagos, Gbagada axis and its environs this is for you..

hello bro I want to work how can I do about it

creolehunt:
A family friend once served time in a Moroccan prison. While there, the Nigerian ambassador to Morocco visited the prison given that there was a sizable number of Nigerians there.

When Mr Ambassador visited, the Nigerian inmates were called to have a chat with him. During the chat he asked three out of the bunch their names (coincidentally they were from same ethnicity) and when they replied, Mr Ambassador shrugged and said "why are your people always embarrassing Nigeria"?

Can you imagine that level of unprofessionalism?

what did they do in Morocco why are they in jail

Frankdoz8:
Many Caribbean islands have good number of Igbo race. I once meet a Dominican woman of Igbo ancestry.

where did you meet her