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Siberia01:


Centre for management development

Nigerians are truly dumb

Nothing hurt me more than seeing "Center for Management Development"

We are really really dumb as a people.


Tinubu, carry go. Whatever happens, we go dey alright

Sharing fence between Enugu hotel Presidential between 2004 to 2005 was the best thing that happened to me back then during my first year in ESUT.

As someone who resides in the North, I have Jalabia and hausa cap. So on Saturdays, I will dress my best and go to the open space within Presidential hotel hotel where reception do normal take place with some pre science students. Those Benin/Warri boys are very hungry and super smart.

We will dress our best, turn on serious faces and sit on dressed table during item 7. We will eat 3 different meals and drink 4 bottles Harp while others will be going for Heineken as Star. Some of us will still go ahead to present empty manila envelope with just to get sourvenirs.


It was really fun because we didn't give a flying f**k. We are always ready to scatter everywhere if were ever made.

Who will suffer more for this?

Uk

The night Nigeria won 96 Olympics. We celebrated and danced across Nigeria till day break. The only night I got to sleep out as a boy because nobody slept in the house. Cable Point Asaba was lit. We trekked from Garage to Ogbogono market and came back. That was the highest fun of my life.


Another one is how Governorship candidates for early 90s election campaigned with helicopters. At Asaba, the showdown was between Ibru and Opia. These two heavyweights threw money and flyers from their helicopters and made us pursue them to Government field and one other school respectively.


Another thing that people born after 2003 missed was the nudist nature of movies back then. Hardly will there be any movie where you won't see breast. From Commado to total recall and so many others. Movies back then shows how corrupt the 80s were.

It's not just that it is very expensive, it is wickedness and lack of intelligence in planning and objectives. The want to keep punishing Abuja because they did not get the 25%. People have moved on and the government should carrying on doing their best

Why don't they use the percentage of the cost of the land to do it. At times I wonder who did this to us.

The past FCT minister almost did not issue CofO. He gave so little and people wondered why. Wike is trying to show off himself. He is acting along with President Tinubu and their friendship is sharp.


Telling everyone to pay 5m for CofO is preposterous from all shades. Imagine someone who have Bwari Area Council plot in Barangoni Bwari paying 5m for CofO.

So you see why it looks like they don't want people to have power to do business. Having CofO for your properties in any remote area of Abuja gives you the edge to meet banks and do business.



Fear the three Gs
God.Government.Gun

Let me not say what is in my mind

Yes o. He is a lenient democrats only to the Northerners because he is afraid of them.

If it was coming from an Igbo man, by now, the "grab it and run with it" metaphor would have become a reality. But we know how scared he becomes when it concerns the North.

North own Nigeria and there is nothing we can do about it. Tinubu is sitting very carefully because Shettima is close by. Small mistake or rubbish from him, they will push him aside and take over.

That is why the Northerners can say or do anything they like.

netpro:
President Tinubu is a very lenient democrat.

If it is me, by now this chicken feed, would have been looked up in an underground cell or in the lowest deck of a cargo ship.

Wike boasting that he bought all the forms was shooting himself on the leg. Does it mean that they cannot afford to buy their own forms or it's just an avenue for Wike to hold them hostage.

Wike sef...

Dan Daudus

KingOfAmebo:
Watch how the below agbadorians hide in their shells because this is coming from their fulani master but if it were Peter Obi or Obidients that said it, you will see them rush to the thread like zombiefied e-rats spilling gibberish.

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This is the list we have all been waiting for. A JOB WELL DONE SIR

Try grand prix or professional race with your automatic and see where you will be on the table.

Automatic is sweet but manual is the thing. There is a reason why manual cars have not faded out from History. Yes, it is stressful and full of suffering but, can you get something good without suffering? Hell No!

Nothing good comes easy. Driving automatic make people dumb and lazy. If you can't choose your gear, what can you choose? Automatic cars are for women who don't have anything in common with areas.

Congratulations, Dr Ombugadu!

I pray supreme court follow suit.

You are feeding tribalism.

So now it is about North and Yoruba?

I thought they said Obi cannot win a LG?

If the election was free and fair and results transmitted as promised, Peter Obi will win clearly. People across Nigeria love him so much because he is the only candidate that explained what he wants to do.

He is the only one that gave Hope to the people.

You know this deep down but you have so many reasons not to agree to the obvious fact.

Zico5:
Thank God labour party has agents In all polling units across the country. Maybe those ones are bought as well cos none of them could come forward to showcase the way Obi won the election. If u believe that Hausa/Fulani can vote southern Christian or yoruba will neglect Tinubu then u are on the long ride. Obi should go and mend his way in the North if he wish to rule comes 2027. It's not too late.

From the day God saw that we as humans can go across the fence of the eternal game, he divided us in so many ways. It wasn't just the language that stopped the almighty tower of Babel.

We must always be on the opposing side of the divide. It's like the two polarities in everything like big and small, black and white, big and small, good and evil, tall and short, on and off and so on.

Peter Obi and the people that understand the hope he brings will always continue to hope for a better country.

It doesn't coat much to pays lawyers for these cases. No be by muscle. It is all about presentation and representation. Peter has money. He is just prudent.


The 12 northern state you talked about and the states in sw is the problem. He is saying he got more 25%s states and capital more than BAT and Atiku. Even rats, goats and chickens know that Peter Obi won the election. Yes the sc might throw the case away, too, but are you saying he should not show the world what happened? He needs to document it in this manner before it disappears with history like so many others


Everyone across the globe know this. In Nigeria many know this but few must be on the other side of the divide. You guys said he won't win a Local Government.. Look at the polling unit transmission that failed. Even WhatsApp would have done it better than bvas.

So let just watch and see how it plays out.

Zico5:
Efforts in futility as usual. I don't know the rationale behind all these brouhaha that peter Obi is doing. Maybe the man is truly lacked in intelligence capacity. It's crystal clear that he lost woefully in 12 northern muslim states. With that, kogi and Kwara are not inclusive which make it 14 states. He also lost in 5 south west states and everyone knows if u lose all these states, it's not possible to win the general election. Maybe he thought the south east and south south states with fragments of few states from North and Lagos could give him the mandate. May we not labour know vain. His advisers are just wasting his time. Nothing can come out of this facade again.

And the man keeps pushing on!

lexylaw09:
BusinessdaySep 2, 2023 11:59 AM

The United States Department of Transportation’s Motor Vehicle Administration will include Yoruba and eight other languages in the Maryland Driver’s manual and the knowledge test for learner’s permits in September, WBOC has reported.




The current languages include English (Plain Language), Spanish, French, Nepali, Korean, Traditional Chinese, and Vietnamese.

The new languages to be added are Yoruba (West Africa), Tagalog, Amharic (Afro-Asiatic language), Arabic, Russian, Urdu, Hindi, Farsi, Portuguese, and American Sign Language.

According to the MVA, they determine language availability using data from the US Census.


Hearing-impaired individuals will be able to take their permit exam using an automated testing system with every question answered on their behalf. The web-based programme offers persons who are deaf the option to receive the information in the language of their choice, providing them with a reliable alternative to having to read the questions.

Yoruba Amaka!!!

chopnaira:
Lol.

He is a bit right. Terrorists and Jihadists have taken over half of Mali since the French moved out.

West Africa countries of Mali, Burkina, Guinea e.t.c are fast becoming ISIL headquarters in the world. No wonder Jihadists celebrated the coup in Niger Republic too

Many like you don't know they are the ones sponsoring and bankrolling most of these jihadist HQs you are talking about. It is normal. We have been loaded.

If a good guy like Macron crazy enough to marry his old teacher will still say this about Africa, imagine what other strong red pill leaders will say about Africa.


Malema and Prof Lumumba have burst our minds. We are waking up and soon, we will reorganize. Only if we come together and get it right.

Somebody told me that if I fail to support his Uncle Tinubu, that he will NEVER support anyone who succeeds him incase the PEPT does not favour him. May God help us

DoctorAyukebot:
I admire men like Prigozhin who outsmart the limitations placed by society. Western media seldom talks about him in a sentence without mentioning his juvenile past of fraud and robbery, that landed him a 12 years sentence in the 80's.

It is not his juvenile years of crime I admire, but how he was able to reposition himself into society as a food seller in kiosks on the streets of Moscow, to owner of luxurious chain of restaurants that hosted Putin and foreign dignitaries. Consequently he morphed himself from a petty crime boss to a lucrative businessman that fed the Kremlin and Russia's baracks, accruing billions of dollars in contracts from the Russian state. All this through Putin's patronage.

There is no denying with little to no military formation he extended his prowess in business to the Wagner Private Military Company that put Russia on the map of modern warfare tactics albeit brutality. However the day he saw of himself as the butterfly who had grown into a vulture, big enough to spill the blood of Russian pilots cos of grievances he could have directly hot lined Putin, was the end of the road for him. Lesson learned, Everyone has got a limit

Despite publicly declaring his mutiny was against military chiefs and not Putin, he outrightly placed the latter in a position of weakness that was masturbated by Western media for weeks. Whether Putin directly or indirectly has a hand in his demise yesterday, he has repositioned his image as a no nonsense dictator capable of taking his pound of flesh whenever and however.

Whether you are Pro or Anti Putin, the lesson here is Never Bite the Finger that Fed You

Dr Ayukebot O Rowland
Pharmacognosist
Flavell MEDICINA

Never bite the finger that fed you has destroyed this world more any other thing. People just doing wrong or not speaking up against evil simply because they made you or were good to you or assisted you when you were almost going off.

Why can't we just create people and give them their own free will as God Almighty did than create and still be expectant as if our lives depends on it

May God help us understand more.

LOVEALAIGBO:
No, i'm not refering to the one that falsified her results. This was another Mmesonma (Okonkwo) that was interviewed yesterday afternoon on AriseTV. I'll see if i can find a clip or link that refers to the prize.

Edit: this is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI6ocx33DBA

Na wa ooo. I did not see this one

LOVEALAIGBO:
Oh….so this is different from the one i just watched on tv? A bright young lady named Mmesonma Okonkwo was being interviewed with her mentor on AriseTV news hour. I think she won a British Council competition for something….didn’t quite get what it was, but she sounded so bright and eloquent!

Yes ooo. This is different from Balablue. The other girl is pure ole. We are waiting for her waec result.. With her rapper daddy. Igbos have almost everything like any other tribe in Nigeria in all aspects. They have their own share of crooks and the KOKs of our time but also have more of good people. Even though people are surviving in Nigeria, many tribes, especially the Igbos and many of their neighbors always fantasize how life would have been if their people were allowed to go back then.

Anybody not thinking of growth in the right direction using the right methods does not understand the need for development.


Nigeria. Onward to a better future.

Aare Afe Babalola is a wonderful man

Yes oooo. My man.

Your face show, Viking07. Very active comrade and a wonderful engager in all fronts.

Viking07:
Yup. We’re currently on shutdown here in Abuja. 😁✌️

Acekidc4:
Who send their Papa??Who know Them?? If Dem like make Dem Strike, na Hunger go kill all of them.

Wicked human being. Make move to buy them over like you guys are doing.

By now I would have been seeing long texts from some people but they now give out short responses to important issues.

God dey. As you are keeping quite with this robbery of the people's mandate, you will be judged by the Almighty God himself.

As you continue to say "actually Obi tried but he does have the spread and that he is propagating IPOB agenda and that he should not throw the country into crisis where people will be killed and that he should cool down and wait for his turn", may you be judged quickly.

Many of the intelligent people here on nairaland have gone underground. So shameful that many of you will still not say the truth. You keep quite and resign to fate and prayer. What about works of our hands?

So many of them are shallow, crass and empty on the critical matters and issues


Chai

The effect of stupidity and illiteracy.

Hoping on someone like Tinubu is just the most stupid and idiotic thing anyone can do.

Once Tinubu goes into Aso Rock on 29th of May, people will leave them to enjoy their Tinubu government with their baseless hope.

Ndi mgbu.

vengertime:
How can you put your hope on a sick dying man. He is half dead

Let me wait for the reply.

Anybody who escapes Nigeria at this moment is a hero.

With a drug lord and kingpin as the President of Nigeria, he will encourage people to deal more in drug trafficking and crimes.

Pinkybae:
Tinubu is well known drug Kingpin across globe. Deal with it.

My family? I hope you know they're all US citizens?

And cannot affected by the demented mystery octogenarian no one knows his history in Nigeria.

Wahalur

Best show back then. His wife Grace was a wonderful woman, even in real life

One of the special things about that time was how celebrities travel to capitals of Nigeria to interact with the people and leave memories with them face to face.

Jagua with his crew came to garage in Cable Point Asaba to thrill us in early 90s. They also went to other locations and even schools in the city

I remember how I use to feel his melancholic songs. Mehn those songs got me tearing up as a child back then.

Then there is this Yourbua Christian movie Director that does some wicked ishalwulu movies.


Days of Erasure, Bon Jovi and UB40.

The best time of my life I must say

Ara agbala Jnr

We are still waiting to hear from the people who said LP have no structure or stand a chance. LP was grand, guys.

Reno and many others are in a state of disbelief. They know what really played out and saw how Obi surprisingly won. They have always been politically correct and must remain correct without minding the possibility of a political revolution.

Have pity on those whose chances are getting thinner.