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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Wikipedia Page Has Been Edited. Adekunle Added by cerpvad(m): 10:26am On Oct 09, 2023
You are 100% correct
Raskimonojendor:
It's just wikipedia. Anyone can edit it if it's not locked. Even this could be the handiwork of an IPOB Obidient.
Celebrities / Re: My Father Was Assassinated In Our Presence — Teni by cerpvad(m): 1:02pm On Sep 18, 2023
A two-year old cannot remember how his/her dad was assassinated in his/her presence. It is impossible to retain vivid memories of realities at that tender age. Teni should have said she was told the story of how her dad was assassinated in their presence.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: I Ordered Obas To Stand Because They Were Disrespectful by cerpvad(m): 12:25pm On Sep 18, 2023
Since the Obas were there to attend a state function, they were supposed to follow established protocols. Obasanjo did nothing wrong by correcting them.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by cerpvad(m): 9:19am On Aug 07, 2023
Link to livestream please
Religion / Re: Video Of Happie Boys Apologizing To OPM Pastor While Rejecting His Latest Offer. by cerpvad(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2023
Make dem them stay back in Cyprus ohhh. Naija don cast grin grin grin
On a serious note, they can be doing comedy/dancing skits at Cyprus and create more content for social media.
This will grow their Happie Boys brand and make them big money to maintain the BIG BOY life style they want. grin grin grin
Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by cerpvad(m): 5:51pm On Jun 09, 2023
Go to a standard pharmacy and ask for Augmentin and Flagyl. Take it for 4 to 5 days. You should see a change
Food / Re: Chef Damilola Adeparusi begins 120 hours cook-a-thon to break Guinness records by cerpvad(m): 5:21pm On Jun 09, 2023
Hilda Baci go soon visit Oye Ekiti to support the girl grin
Autos / Re: How To Make Your Vehicle Run More Efficiently (Post Subsidy Removal Tips) by cerpvad(m): 10:30am On Jun 02, 2023
Clean your Idle Air Control Valve regularly. It makes engine run optimally and saves fuel.
Family / Re: Best Way To Get A Divorce Done And Cheap by cerpvad(m): 1:36pm On May 03, 2023
Please speak to me here so that we can all learn from you. Thanks grin grin grin grin
oliverwrites:
I see you are still active on nairaland, I will like to get your contact and speak to you about divorce.

It is quiet urgent.
Politics / Re: Pictures And More Information On The New Lagos/Oando Electric Buses by cerpvad(m): 10:13am On May 01, 2023
This is fascinating. However, Lets wait till when their batteries will die on top third mainland bridge and passengers are left stranded.

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Romance / Re: What Are Signs That You Have Been Friendzone? by cerpvad(m): 11:06am On Apr 25, 2023
When you say good morning to her on Whatsapp and she read and does not reply for many days grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by cerpvad(m): 9:47am On Mar 14, 2023
grin grin
Dapagun:
6. 10,000 vehicles. You want to bring more cars to Lagos. Is lagos traffic not enough for your people? You want 10,000 more vehicles so that everyone should kuku buy a bed and be sleeping in traffic
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by cerpvad(m): 9:44am On Mar 14, 2023
grin grin
Dapagun:
2. The only way companies can increase their wage bill is if they earn more. If they don't earn more how will they be able to afford more for their workers? You said this will happen on the second day. Does this man have a magic wand somewhere?
Crime / Re: Chimpanzees Killed, Meat Used To Make Pepper Soup In Bayelsa Community (Pix) by cerpvad(m): 8:34am On Jan 26, 2023
Una dey eat your ancestors, Chai!
Career / Bolt Drivers In Akure Embark On 7-day Warning Strike by cerpvad(m): 12:19pm On Jan 04, 2023
AKURE BOLT DRIVERS EMBARK ON 7-DAY WARNING STRIKE

Bolt drivers in Akure, the Ondo State capital has embarked on a 7-day warning strike to press home their demand for fair and just treatment from @Boltapp_ng, @boltapp. The strike action which enters its 3rd day today has left many bolt riders in the city stranded and frustrated.

The strike notice which was contained in a letter signed by all Akure Bolt drivers and addressed to @Boltapp_ng
@boltapp, partly reads:

"Sequel to our penultimate letter to you about a fortnight ago, stating our displeasure about the unpleasant working condition that we have been subjected to by your inhumane business trajectory, we have assumed that your failure of compliance to our request is a way of saying that our pleas have fallen to deaf ears and this action has left us with no option than going into a 7-day strike to collapse every activity of Bolt in Akure, starting from today until you rescind the status quo! "

The drivers are calling for a review of e-cab fares to reflect the current economic realities and high fuel cost in the country as well as other unjust treatments meted out to them by Bolt App.

Dozens of Bolt riders in Akure are currently appealing to the e-hailing company to quickly reach amicable resolutions with the drivers for normalcy to be restored. Various comments have been posted by the concerned riders on the Bolt Facebook page intimating the e-hailing company of the strike action. In its reaction to these posts, Bolt assured the riders that the situation was being attended to by the relevant teams.

Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke Sworn-in As 6th Elected Osun Governor by cerpvad(m): 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2022
Ijo bere...dance don start grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Happy 30th Birthday To Davido by cerpvad(m): 10:00am On Nov 21, 2022
Fire Fire burn them.... Shukura ki loko si o...shuku sheka aya shoemaker ohh.. grin grin grin grin

My best Davido track ever.

Happy to this Legend. Stay Strong OBO
Phones / Re: Twitter To Start Charging Verified Users $20 Monthly by cerpvad(m): 9:30am On Oct 31, 2022
grin grin grin
bluefilm:


Why don't you start your own Nairaland and do it na?

Everybody knows how to advice others on how to run their businesses but cannot start or run their own business.

Nonsense. angry

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Phones / Re: Twitter To Start Charging Verified Users $20 Monthly by cerpvad(m): 9:29am On Oct 31, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin
AlafinofEnugu:
Zombiedient should start contributing for obi to keep him online since he no dey give shishi grin

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Romance / Re: Two Immigration Officers Wow In Pre-Wedding Photos by cerpvad(m): 9:10am On Oct 04, 2022
Dem go hear am when their ogas at the top post them apart to different commands after their wedding grin grin
Romance / Re: I Stopped Replying A Girl I Used To Like Because Of This Text by cerpvad(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2022
If you can't pay a lady's bill, you aren't man enough to be in her life. Take it or leave it
Perfectman91:
Guys we are the trophy! Avoid "I never chop girls"...if feeding is your problem then there's no good you can offer.

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Celebrities / Re: Buju Receives His Bentley Car Gift as Winner of Headies Next Rated Awards by cerpvad(m): 10:07am On Sep 11, 2022
"Outside" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Talking 'bout me, man, big up your chest, I swear
If you no get money e dey kill idea
Man, I faced my fears
There's nothing I can't do from here

Omo in the first stage I made mistakes I swear
For knowledge I sacrificed my fears
And I stand right here
I say I'm better and you can't compare, yeah

'Cause when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
And me I dey work, I dey grind
Oh, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
When I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
Yeah, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind

Ohhh say
Me I still dey look for my cheddar
I know say nobody holy brother
But if me and you get issues
I forgive you and I no reason you
I still got love for you

I know say nobody holy brother
But me I still dey look for my cheddar
But if me and you get issues
I forgive you and I no reason you
And it's simply the truth

I tell you truth, I no lie to you (Jeje)
And dem fit like, dem fit dance it o (Jeje)
When I go wild I be animal
For my cheddar
You know me, I don't play yunno

If dem no like, dem no like it o (Jeje)
I no fit force it upon you o (Jeje)
'Cause you know say na gbedu yunno
You fit dance it oooo
If e dey sweet you o

'Cause when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
And me I dey work, I dey grind
Oh, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
When I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
Yeah, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
Phones / Re: Facebook (Lite Version) Is Down by cerpvad(m): 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2022
Same here ohh. I had to delete it and revert to the main Facebook app
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Daniella And Dotun Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photo, Video) by cerpvad(m): 11:36am On Aug 31, 2022
Fake intimacy grin grin
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by cerpvad(m): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2022
He can only take the drug according to doctor's prescription because Augmentin is a drug with several side effects.
Yes there are equally powerful herbs that can flush out the rubbish within three days
Omoslim26:


He should be placed on that drug for 3months abi undecided
He can as well go traditional to flush out the nonsense in his system.
Education / Re: ASUU members, How Do You Cope Without Salary? by cerpvad(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2022
Some of us have gone into Uber and taxi driving grin grin
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by cerpvad(m): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2022
That Augmentin you took is a very powerful drug. I advise you to take it again and see the result. But stop panicking. Our body immune system has a way of striking out ailments in the long run.

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