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RomanceRe: She Still Loves Her Ex. What Do I Do? by cerpvad(m): 9:48am On Sep 13, 2020
Free the girl so that you won't later tell stories that touch
Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other.

I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me).

She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo by cerpvad(m): 9:46am On Sep 13, 2020
This guy has apologized yet una still dey abuse him. So tay, una go say you be Christians
FamilyRe: Men Are To Pay All Bills - Reno Nuggets by cerpvad(m): 7:20pm On Sep 12, 2020
He is damn right. The man is the head of the union and Whatever the woman earn should only be an addition.
Music/RadioRe: Dauda Kahutu 'Rarara' Seeks Donations For Harp Song Next Album by cerpvad(m): 4:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
Na mumu like him go donate. Masugudu sugudu idiot
CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson's 62nd Posthumous Birthday. What Are Your Top 5 MJ Songs? by cerpvad(m): 7:51pm On Aug 29, 2020
Dirty Diana
Man in the Mirror
Human nature
Heal the world
Thriller
Liberian girl
Billy Jean
saaphiere:
The king of pop 'Micheal Jackson' was born on this day 29th August in 1958. He would have been 62 years today. What are your top 5 Micheal Jackson songs?

Mine:
1. Heal the world.
2. Black or White.
3. Billie Jean.
4. Wanna be starting something.
5. Smooth criminal.

What's your top 5 MJ songs?
RomanceRe: No Guy Can Leave A Girl With This Nyash PHOTOS by cerpvad(m): 2:26pm On Aug 22, 2020
If your character bad, your big ass no fit make me stay grin
Sweetgirlmimi:
Your boyfriend will not run away if your ass is big
FashionRe: Do You Have A Low Bumbum Or Saggy Butt And A Big Stomach? Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 10:44am On Aug 18, 2020
Thanks. This is the spec for what I need. I think you should see it comes with hips and butt pads. Let me know if you have it in stick. Large size.
Adeola97:
Yes I do 4000

CelebritiesRe: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 79th Birthday by cerpvad(m): 7:23pm On Aug 17, 2020
At 79, Maradona should tell us who killed Dele Giwa?
FashionRe: Girls With Flat And Small Bum Should Please Wear Butt Pad by cerpvad(m): 4:41pm On Aug 16, 2020
Good. But only wear it with the consent of your husband or bf.
FashionRe: Do You Have A Low Bumbum Or Saggy Butt And A Big Stomach? Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 6:05pm On Aug 15, 2020
Do you sell bum bum. And how much is it?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by cerpvad(m): 8:11am On Aug 12, 2020
Op does not own the the work. He only did copy and paste so there is no way he can reduce the English
Lazycyndy:
Op the English is too high for them abeg reduce it so that the children can learn. grin
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by cerpvad(m): 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2020
The thing weak me bruh
EmperorShizzy:
That's the point bro, if a civilian like him could smuggled in a camera despite their omni mighty braggadocio, then it's really pathetic, and to think they are supposed to be our number one intelligence agency.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by cerpvad(m): 8:22am On Aug 04, 2020
This speaks volumes about the incompetence of the DSS. How could they have someone in custody for a long period of time without detecting he had a camera with him?
StagethemTVee:
Former presidential aspirant Omoyele Sowore has released a video showing where he was detained by DSS a year ago. He was arrested by the Buhari goverment for planning and leading a revolution now protest against the government.



EducationRe: WAEC Timetable Is Anti-muslim - MURIC Cries Out by cerpvad(m): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2020
Are there no Muslim people on the board of WAEC to properly guide them?
Ijaya123:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2020/08/muric-rejects-waecs-anti-muslim.html?m=1
FamilyRe: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by cerpvad(m): 10:25am On Jun 19, 2020
Have sex regularly, eat good food and watch your weight rise.
UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight? angry

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.
FamilyRe: A Woman That Always Demand Sex From The Husband Is Killing Him Slowly by cerpvad(m): 7:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
Your theory is false. I know men who have sex every 24 hours and they are in good shape. If sex kills men slowly, there will not be any men remaining on earth today as all of them would have died out
coputa:
Men that are always on top of their wife are frail look,lacks strenght,it drains a man slowly no matter the food you eat,if you swallow a cow everyday.moderation is the key.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper For A Woman To Take A Child(ren) Along With Her To Another Marriage by cerpvad(m): 4:35pm On Jun 18, 2020
Any man willing to marry a single mother must be ready to take her child(Ren) in, except where the child(ren) are not willing to join the mother in her new marriage.
coputa:
The child(ren) in question does not have it smooth especially from the man,as he does not see the child(ren) as his own,and this is sometimes resisted by the woman which often lead to break ups.
FamilyRe: A Woman That Always Demand Sex From The Husband Is Killing Him Slowly by cerpvad(m): 4:29pm On Jun 18, 2020
Stop misleading people with your conspiracy theories. Sex cannot be too much for both genders so far they eat good food and exercise well
coputa:
Semen is the power and strenght of a man,it need to be conserve sometimes, this is why you see some women getting plumpy while their hubby get skinny,that's the secret.
PoliticsRe: Akemokue Lukman Funny Resignation Letter From An APC Ward Chairman In Edo by cerpvad(m): 7:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
PoliticsRe: Major-General Hakeem Otiki Dismissed For Stealing By Army Court Martial by cerpvad(m): 4:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
Demoting him to Brigadier General is too lenient. His rank ought to be reduced to Major or Lt. Colonel. Corruption everywhere sad
Kwanza:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/breaking-missing-money-army-court-martial-dismisses-general-for-stealing/
Christianity EtcRe: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 9:45am On Jun 08, 2020
Your deviation is noticeable when you introduced sexual pervertions to the discourse. The op was not addressing issues of sexual perverts. Rather he was talking about normal sexual behaviour. Normal sexual behaviour should not be tied down by religion inhibitions.
shadeyinka:
I didn't deviate one bit. Your post was:


What is sex devoid of religious inhibitions?

And I gave you a few example of sex without any religious inhibitions and with reasons to justify such acts

1. Sleeping with another person's wife with her consent
2. Having sex with a dog, donkey or pig (as I am not hurting anyone)
3. Having sex with a corpse as long as the corpse wasn't killed by me and the corpse is beautiful.
4. Having sex with a fellow man or fellow woman with their consent

The list can go on and on: I perceive this is what you mean?


Christianity EtcRe: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 7:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
You have deviated from the subject. The items on the list you came up with is out of the regular sex which the op was addressing. However number one is not new. We have pastors wives sleeping with church members
shadeyinka:
I understand you
Like:
1. Sleeping with another person's wife with her consent
2. Having sex with a dog, donkey or pig (as I am not hurting anyone)
3. Having sex with a corpse as long as the corpse wasn't killed by me and the corpse is beautiful.
4. Having sex with a fellow man or fellow woman with their consent

The list can go on and on: I perceive this is what you mean?
Christianity EtcRe: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 5:45pm On Jun 07, 2020
The right teaching about sex is the one devoid of religion inhibitions
shadeyinka:
Please what is the right teaching about sex?
Christianity EtcRe: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 9:55am On Jun 07, 2020
Smh, I pity those who will read and swallow all these lies false teaching about sex angry
mrkings84:
SEX EDUCATION

Let's consider 2 verses of the scripture.
1: 1cor.6;18
2: 2Tim.2;22

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

Introduction:
We live in a world where sex is celebrated in many ways; On bill boards, advertorials, vulgar language, dressing, etc. The perpetrators are mostly young people.

Sex was created by God for the main purpose of procreation and mutual pleasure and satisfaction.

The sex hormones in males is called TESTOSTERONE. While that in females are called OESTROGEN AND PROGESTERONE.

WHAT IS SEX EDUCATION?

Sex Education can be defined as the introduction of sexual topics within an educational context.

Sex Education is very large.
Some topics that can be taught in this are;

* PSYCHOSEXUAL DEVELOPMENT
* SEX ORGANS, SEX CRIMES
* SEXOLOGY
* SEXUAL ORIENTATION
* SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
* PARAPHILIA
* PAEDOPHILE, ETC

Listen up everyone,
That your body will not itch for sex because you're born again, is a fat lie.

Boys have an erection especially early in the morning for no reason sometimes.
Don't be ashamed, it means you're active and virile..

Girls have ovulation within which period their body will be doing them Paulina Paulina.
Don't worry yourself girl, you're normal.

However, between the various itches and sweet body we get, lies your DESTINY....
If you misfire at this time, there are very dangerous and regrettable mistakes you'll make..

So, ZIP UP and do it with all your soul...

Note this,
Sex is not running.
You'll soon be tired of seeing a naked penis or vagina.
Sometimes in marriage, it will stair at you and you'll have no desire especially when you get caught up with the issues of life...

Note again,
God will not wear you an Angelic bra, so that guys won't behold your boobs.
Big lie.
God won't wear you an Angelic garment so that girls won't crush on you.
Big lie.

The more they crush on you, the more you're being prepared for the slaughter...
Someone is preying on your DESTINY

Note;
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CHRISTIAN HORMONES OR BORN AGAIN HORMONES..

Note also, that Pastors think about sex just as you the floor member. Otherwise, our Pastors wives wouldn't get pregnant.

There are certain facts you need to know about sex;
1) sex is permitted by God ONLY within the confines of the marriage institution.

If you're doing otherwise, you're a SEX THIEF..

2) Every act of sex goes with a consequence.
Sex is always tied with some kind of responsibility.

3) sex and Love are two different thing.
Sex is a desire or appetite, while Love is a decision and commitment.

4) sex does not make people to love each other.
Otherwise the world would have been a very lovely place.

5) If you marry because you have problems with sexual control, you'll still commit adultery.

Sex is much more than putting an erect penis in to a willing vagina. Premarital sex is the major cause of the incessant and frequent cases of divorce we now have in society.

A vagina that is always ready to receive an erect penis will soon become as wide as river Niger and as deep a borehole.

Also,
An unguarded and uncontrolled erect penis is one of the key reasons why society is full of bastards, idiots and criminals.

Men actually go by what they see.
That's why JOB prayed in JOB 31;1, It says:
"I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?"

While Women go by what they hear..
That's why ordinary simple I love you, you are beautiful etc, a girl is already falling in love.

Anyone you have sex with automatically transfers to you every spirit he or she has.
That's why Joseph had an understanding and fled when his master's wife wanted to cut short his destiny.

Conclusion:
Sex is sweet.
After Jesus Christ, it is the next sweetest thing on Earth.
However, in between the sweetness, we have a five minutes pleasure that has destroyed Nations...
Let's be careful..

Now, all fornicators are sex thieves like I said earlier.
Why?
1) There is guilt after sex.
2) There is fear of pregnancy.
3) If they're in church they have daily confessions and secret fears. Etc

Just so much to talk about sex education but I have to end it here for now before it becomes boring to read....

Stay blessed, stay safe!

Credit: My mentor, pastor, teacher, coach PST DADDIE JOEL PhD.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by cerpvad(m): 6:46pm On Jun 03, 2020
I will really appreciate if it if you can send me the following tracks on WhatsApp :
Mother
So long
Religion na politics
Holy spirit
My WhatsApp number is
0907 734 4855
Thanks bruh
ikennamadu1:
I can send you some of his tracks... But through whatsapp...
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by cerpvad(m): 5:18pm On Jun 02, 2020
Me my favorite track remains 'Mother'
Never cry never cry, show your smile, show your smile

Abeg anyone to help with links to download this track. I don search Google tire, I no see am download
robosky02:
Nigeria's Raggaei legend Majek Fashek late: post his song you liked most.

After battling a long time illness, Nigerian music legend and reggae king Majekodunmi Fasheke, popularly called Majek Fashek, is dead.

Majek Fashek was born on March 7, 1963 in Benin City to an Edo mother and a Yoruba father but identifies with his Benin root.

Fashek was married to Rita Fashek who inspired the song Without You; the couple had four children but has since divorced.

Some of his musical works include Prisoner of Conscience that featured multiple award-winning tracks Send Down The Rain (1988), Little Patience, Spirit of Love, I & I Experience, So long too long, Rainmaker, Weep Not Children and Rasta Ganstar.

Here are few things to know about Majek the Rainmaker:

1. Majek Fashek various translations of his name Fasheke (Ifa-Kii-she-eke) include “high priest who does not lie”, “powers of miracles” and “(system or medium of) divination does not lie”.

2. After Majek’s parents separated, Fashek remained in Benin City with his mother and joined the choir in his local Aladura Church and learned to play the trumpet and guitar whilst composing songs for the choir.

3. In the early eighties Fashek, who at the time went by the stage name Rajesh Kanal, joined the group Jastix with McRoy Gregg, and was lead singer for Black Rice. They were best known as the in-house band on the show Music Panorama on NTA Benin City.

4. In 1988, shortly after Jastix disbanded Fashek, he began a solo career by releasing the album Prisoner of Conscience and became Nigeria’s top reggae artist after the song Send Down The Rain became the most popular song of the year.

5. In 1989, he won six PMAN awards, which included Song of the Year, Album of the Year, and Reggae Artist of the Year.

6. After leaving Tabansi Records, he was signed to CBS Nigeria in the early 1990s and released So Long Too Long. In 1990 he was signed to Interscope Records and released the critically acclaimed album Spirit Of Love, produced by “Little Steven” Van Zandt.

7. Fashek played a supporting role in the 2000 Nollywood movie Mark of the Beast and starred in a commercial for non-alcoholic beverage Diamant.

8. In 2016, he performed in a comedy show (with more than ten thousand audiences in attendance) in Lagos, Nigeria, with a roundly power-filled and soul-lifting performance.

9. In December 2016 Fashek contributed the song “We Are Not Afraid” to a video featuring 200 celebrities to raise funds for the International Rescue Committee (IRC) and Human Rights Watch (HRW).

10. During the xenophobic attacks on Nigerians, he was unhappy about the Nigeria-South Africa crisis. He recalled that he did a song Free Mandela and it helped back then.

Source: Wikipedia


Some of his best hit's


Send Down the Rain’ and


‘So Long Too Long’.


‘Late Night with David Letterman’.

Prisoner of Conscience that featured multiple award-winning tracks Send Down The Rain (1988),

Little Patience, Spirit of Love, I & I Experience,

So long too long,

Rainmaker,


Weep Not Children and


Rasta Ganstar.
CelebritiesRe: Music Star Majek Fashek Is Dead by cerpvad(m): 10:10am On Jun 02, 2020
RIP Majek Fashek. My favorite track is 'Mother'
CrimeRe: Pastor Adeboye Reacts To Rape Of Uwa Omozuwa, UNIBEN Student In Edo RCCG by cerpvad(m): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2020
If na for inside another church this rape incident happened, I doubt if Pastor Adeboye go come out to react.
EBMedia:
What Pastor Adeboye Said About The Rape And Murder Of UNIBEN Student, Uwa Omozuwa (Photos)

IgbereTV reports that Pastor Enoch Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God RCCG, has reacted to the rape and murder of Uwa Omozuwa in one of the branches of his church.

Taking to his Instagram handle, he wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CA3XVD1lqoF/?igshid=b4n340llmnto

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