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Travel / Re: Aviation Fuel: Domestic Airlines Set To Cut Airfares by cerpvad(m): 12:48pm On Apr 22
Relief is around the corner grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by cerpvad(m): 12:30pm On Apr 22
He saw a gap at Kirikiri and felt led to fill it. He will still do more before his release grin
Religion / Re: Law Graduate, Anyim Veronica Gets A Plot Of Land From A Company In Port Harcourt by cerpvad(m): 2:20pm On Apr 18
Power of Social Media
Business / Re: BDCs Now Buying Dollar At ₦‎980 — ABCON President by cerpvad(m): 10:21am On Apr 18
It will take a gradual process for prices of goods and services to come down
SpecialAdviser:
Why are the prices of goods still high?
The big question of ordinary Nigerians.

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Education / Re: FUTA Student Attempts To Break Guinness Record For Longest Mathematics Tutorial by cerpvad(m): 1:22pm On Mar 15
This is not trending because boobs and nyash are not involved
Food / Re: Take A Look At The Food I Bought For N1,600 Today by cerpvad(m): 2:52pm On Mar 13
You are lucky to get the container for 200. At my end here, na 300 grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Touching Story Of Soty Horsfall Who Sang "Malaria" by cerpvad(m): 9:47am On Mar 12
This lady trended long before we knew Tiwa Savage
Romance / Re: Facebook And Instagram Is Down Globally by cerpvad(m): 4:46pm On Mar 05
Not working. I was logged out automatically and I have been tying to log in severally but couldnt
Romance / Re: How To Talk To Her And Ask For A Date? by cerpvad(m): 9:34am On Mar 03
First step, Do you know how to smile very well? I mean a funny smile like that of an slowpoke but with confidence . Whenever you go to buy at her shop, just give her such a smile and walk away. Do this like five times and make sure she notices your similes each time you go there. She will surely smile back at you each time and with that you are already warming her hearts and preparing a good ground for rapports.

The next step, Start talking and passing jokes ate her.

The last step, ask if you could both go grab some lunch together someday.

You will come back and thank me here grin grin grin grin grin grin
NYSC / Re: Corps Member Gifted ₦1M For Dance Passion (Pics, Video) by cerpvad(m): 2:07am On Feb 26
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Imagine if it were an Hilda Bacci
Duelee:
Would have been many more millions if it was a female..
Politics / Re: Ohaneze Warns Igbo Not To Be Part Of The Hardship Protest In The Country by cerpvad(m): 5:11pm On Feb 21
May God strengthen you and your Igbo brothers and sisters. grin grin grin grin
BlissGod:
we do but the difference is our mindset. Business made more profit January and February than December. We planned and prayed to God to give us strength and grace to push back against the evil you Nigerians have supported as president. After Buhari failure, you still get mind vote a clueless fool called Tinubu.
Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by cerpvad(m): 6:25pm On Feb 20
This is not funny again. Abeg wake me up when it hits N5,000 per Dollar grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ohaneze Warns Igbo Not To Be Part Of The Hardship Protest In The Country by cerpvad(m): 6:20pm On Feb 20
South East is tribalizing every Nigerians economic hardship as if we don't buy in the same market
Politics / Re: Court Orders FG To Fix Price Of Goods, Petroleum Within 7 Days by cerpvad(m): 12:32pm On Feb 08
Audio Court Order grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by cerpvad(m): 2:55pm On Jan 24
Tell to start taking folic acid tablets. It will augment her fertility

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Sports / Re: Lagos State Sets Up AFCON Viewing Centres Across The State by cerpvad(m): 8:43am On Jan 24
Sport viewing centres amidst people and areas stricken by abject poverty grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Shikini Money: Smart Tvs✔️ & Soundbars ✔️ by cerpvad(m): 9:08am On Dec 15, 2023
650k? That's the price of brand new
ALABACONNECT:
Good afternoon. I have 65" LG @ 650k
Family / Re: Shikini Money: Smart Tvs✔️ & Soundbars ✔️ by cerpvad(m): 7:14am On Dec 13, 2023
I need LG 65 Inches Smart TV. Direct Tokunbo. Please Do you have ?

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TV/Movies / Re: Smart TV Advice by cerpvad(m): 4:33pm On Dec 12, 2023
Go for bigger screen. You can use USB port to play downloaded contents on it
IndexMode:
I want to consider options of buying a smart TV or an ordinary TV with a larger screen size.

For example, buying a 50 inch smart TV or buying a 74 inch ordinary TV.
The price would be similar.

I wonder what one is really missing from all the features usually listed out as part of a smart TV. I will like to review user experience, if it's really worth the price or a bigger screen size is the best bet.

Can you rather use AMAZON FIRE tv STICK or such extensions to enjoy some benefits of a smart TV?
Food / Re: What Is This Type Of Snake I Killed In My Office This Morning? by cerpvad(m): 4:54pm On Dec 08, 2023
You think you can scare me? Dey play grin grin grin
1TrippleCee:


I knew you will say this too. In few months from.now, your eyes will clear. Dont worry
Food / Re: What Is This Type Of Snake I Killed In My Office This Morning? by cerpvad(m): 1:13pm On Dec 08, 2023
If na enemies send am, why e no bite me when I stepped on it?
1TrippleCee:



Thats exactly what my spirit said too. That he will laugh it off as joke instead of to finish it off
Food / Re: What Is This Type Of Snake I Killed In My Office This Morning? by cerpvad(m): 1:10pm On Dec 08, 2023
My Security guard has already roasted it. The guy said he go use am drink gaari in the afternoon grin grin grin
1TrippleCee:
Your enemies sent it. Make sure that you burn it completely if not, na you lose
Food / Re: What Is This Type Of Snake I Killed In My Office This Morning? by cerpvad(m): 11:53am On Dec 08, 2023
I don't think it was the type that bites, otherwise , it would not have been the same story
Food / What Is This Type Of Snake I Killed In My Office This Morning? by cerpvad(m): 11:42am On Dec 08, 2023
This morning, as I attempted to open the door to my office, this snake was already lying at the door step. I did not see it until I stepped on it and felt its warmness against my leg. As I made to checked what was it, the snake leapt forward in a bid to escape. As there was no stick in sight to kill it, I removed my sandal and used it as my weapon.

Travel / Re: "My Wife Walked Out Of This Accident Without A Single Scratch" by cerpvad(m): 11:01am On Dec 04, 2023
Without a single scratch? So they have superhuman skin that those broken car window glasses cannot penetrate? Dey play
Politics / Re: 2024 Budget: Student Loan Commences January — President Tinubu by cerpvad(m): 4:57pm On Nov 29, 2023
Audio Promise grin grin grin

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Family / Re: How Can I Deal With A Quarrelsome Wife by cerpvad(m): 8:21am On Nov 08, 2023
Whenever she picks quarrel , threaten to send her away. She will humble herself at once
nairalanduser23:
I am tired of my wife's quarrelsome behaviour which I think she reserves for me. I can be having a honest conversation with her and out of nowhere it will lead to a quarrel with her. It surprises me.

Strange enough, I have observed her communication with neighbours, work colleagues and she knows how to compose herself but when it is me even a funny comment can upset her. Even when I tell her I didn't mean her negative interpretation of a comment, she will still insist on her negative interpretation.

She sometimes talks to me in a way that seems unfriendly to the point that I desire her talking to me the way she talks to outsiders. I have talked to her about it but it is not helping matters. She acts like she is not ware of her tone but there is a stark difference between how she talks to me and other people.

I earn far more than her and take care of the house bills so money is not an issue. I feel like I am the only one proactive about peace in the marriage while she is care-free.

How can I deal with this?
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Restates Call On FG To Immortalize Late Col Adekunle Fajuyi by cerpvad(m): 8:15am On Nov 07, 2023
When Fajuyi became the Military Governor of the Western Region, he sent message home that work should be stopped on the house he was building at Textile Road, Ado Ekiti. How many of our so called leaders can do that today?
Politics / Re: Hamza Al-Mustapha To Be Named Next NSCDC Boss - Guardian by cerpvad(m): 9:28am On Oct 17, 2023
No be this man killed Kudirat Abiola? Wola Soyinka and NADECO Crews no go gree.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Wikipedia Page Has Been Edited. Adekunle Added by cerpvad(m): 10:26am On Oct 09, 2023
You are 100% correct
Raskimonojendor:
It's just wikipedia. Anyone can edit it if it's not locked. Even this could be the handiwork of an IPOB Obidient.
Celebrities / Re: My Father Was Assassinated In Our Presence — Teni by cerpvad(m): 1:02pm On Sep 18, 2023
A two-year old cannot remember how his/her dad was assassinated in his/her presence. It is impossible to retain vivid memories of realities at that tender age. Teni should have said she was told the story of how her dad was assassinated in their presence.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: I Ordered Obas To Stand Because They Were Disrespectful by cerpvad(m): 12:25pm On Sep 18, 2023
Since the Obas were there to attend a state function, they were supposed to follow established protocols. Obasanjo did nothing wrong by correcting them.

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