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RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by cerpvad(m): 7:19pm On Jun 22, 2022
Go ahead and break up with her. Na Olosho girls dey fit people like you
FamilyRe: My Wife-To-Be Provides Everything In The House, No Juju Involved by cerpvad(m): 7:13pm On Jun 22, 2022
Don't worry. Her family are waiting for you after marriage. You go collect wotowoto grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Police Order Portable To Report Himself Over Jungle Justice (Video) by cerpvad(m): 9:21am On Jun 21, 2022
This portable guy will self-destruct unless a drastic step is taken to save him from himself. After downloading his latest track titled 'e ku igara' , and listening for some moments, I had to press the delete button because it was made up rubbish grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Guber: PDP Candidate, Kolawole Congratulates Oyebanji by cerpvad(m): 5:44pm On Jun 19, 2022
Segun Oni should send out his congratulatory letter too. Or is he planning to head to Tribunal?
Christianity EtcRe: UK Govt Shuts Down Tobi Adegboyega’s SPAC Nation Over £1.9 Million Fraud by cerpvad(m): 10:57am On Jun 18, 2022
Really? No be this guy that Daddy Freeze and his wife travelled to chill out with in UK few months ago? The last time Daddy Freeze visited Hushpuppy in Dubai, few months later Hishpuppy was arrested. Now this is happening to Pastor Tobi.
PoliticsRe: Erelu Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 59th Birthday Today by cerpvad(m): 11:07am On Jun 12, 2022
She supported Fayemi in the UK for his PhD studies. She is a woman with unique qualities. Happy birthday, your excellency.
CareerRe: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by cerpvad(m): 5:57pm On Jun 10, 2022
Endorsement don expire na. She is back to street where dem pick her up
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by cerpvad(m): 3:19pm On May 14, 2022
Na dem killed, na dem dey protest. Northern extremists are sick.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reunites With His Ex-Wife, Michelle Jackson In Lagos by cerpvad(m): 6:58am On May 14, 2022
E no easy to manage ex. My ex dey still always dm me telling me that the guy she dumped me for get small banana and dey idle for the other room. Wetin make I come do about that?
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Ex-husband, Falegan Publicly Apologizes To Her (video) by cerpvad(m): 8:15am On May 11, 2022
Wetin the apology wan achieve? Can it bring the two of you back together?
FamilyRe: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by cerpvad(m): 8:00am On May 11, 2022
@OP,Why you wan kill yourself? Na your egg? There are sperm banks you can also go to sell your sperm and use the money to buy whatever suits you just like she did.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Fayemi Joins Presidential Race, Unfolds Agenda After Consultations by cerpvad(m): 6:46pm On May 03, 2022
He is eligible. Omo wa ni, e je o se (Na our pikin, make we allow am do am) grin
Car TalkRe: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by cerpvad(m): 2:13pm On May 02, 2022
I used Honda EOD for about six years before I bought a 2009 Toyota corolla. It was then I realized that I had suffered myself for six years driving Honda. Toyota is far a reliable car than Honda. With my 2009 corolla now I no longer have to bother about CV joints or ball joints pulling off while driving. Also I don't have to bother about refilling of power steering pump with power steering oil because my 2009 corolla is with electric power steering system, controlled by the ABS sensors.
CelebritiesRe: Buy Presidential Form For Me: Yul Edochie Tells Nigerians After Marriage Scandal by cerpvad(m): 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2022
Someone should tell this guy that presidency and marriage scandal no be mate grin
TV/MoviesRe: Ọmọ! That Year. This Used To Be Our Own Netflix by cerpvad(m): 9:53am On Apr 29, 2022
This business is still running in some part of the country. Also while I am driving, I still often see some guys on the road selling musical audio/video CDs of renowned artists
RomanceRe: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by cerpvad(m): 3:14pm On Apr 24, 2022
That she gave you Gono does not mean she contacted it from having sex with someone else. Ladies genital organs are so receptive to bacteria from several other sources including using the toilet or unhygienic environments. Even faithful wives do give their husbands STIs.
Bottom line is that you can treat yourself and treat her too. You can go to a nearby pharmacy and ask for Augmentin. The drug is over 4k. You both have to take it according to prescription and within five to seven days you should be OK together
EducationRe: FUTA 400L Student Designs And Built Automatic Change Over (PHOTOS) by cerpvad(m): 4:50am On Apr 24, 2022
GREAT FUTARIAN
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by cerpvad(m): 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2022
The girl in red cannot be 13yo. There's something missing.
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by cerpvad(m): 9:58pm On Apr 18, 2022
Pack her loads and throw them out. I swear she will go on her two knees crying and begging
echomanji:
I have a wife and a 3Yr old baby. My wife is my issue tho.

1) she has low sex drive of which i've learnt to live wit without cheating on her.

2) she is overjealous to the extent of calling any of my friends that demands too much of my attention to backoff, most especially the female friends.

3) gets angry so easily and when she does, she doesnt even talk to me for days, nt even greeting. Even when she is at fault. I'll be the one begging. She only asks me for money to cook and that is all.

I'm tired of this to be honest and i'm considering calling it quits. I love her with all my heart bt this marriage is torment 4 me. I'm getting fed up wit the whole thing. I've tried severally to talk sense into her all to no avail.

Need advice pls.....
RomanceRe: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by cerpvad(m): 9:34pm On Apr 18, 2022
grin
ExcelDBM:
One cow for you
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze & Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu Clash Over Easter Teaching by cerpvad(m): 5:58pm On Apr 17, 2022
Another contradiction is that Moses is believed to have written the books of Genesis to
Numbers. One these books recorded how Moses died on Mount Nebo. The question is how possible for him to write about his own death?
Tokziby:
There are many mistakes and errors in the bible, that's why Catholic has 72 books and protestant 66 books.
If there are no mistakes then they should have agreed on same number of books. The Bible is written and compiled by men. Some stories are fables like Jacob wrestling and winning God, while boating that he has seen God and his life was spared Genesis 32:24, which was against exodus 33:20. or senseless like the songs of Solomon 8:8 that can't be aired on the altar cos of the xrated content.
Ordinary stories about judas is not coherent; such as
What did Judas do with the blood money he received for betraying Jesus?

He bought a field (Acts 1: 18)
He threw all of it into the temple and went away. The priests could not put the blood money into the temple treasury, so they used it to buy a field to bury strangers (Matthew 27:5)


How did Judas died?
Is it by hanging himself according to Mathew 27:5 or fell and burst open according to acts 1:18.

Did Judas kiss Jesus?

Yes according to Matthew 26:48-50
No. Judas could not get close enough to Jesus to kiss (John 18:3-12)

Did Jesus bear his own cross?

Yes (John 19:17)
No (Matthew 27:31-32)
And many more of such contradictions
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze & Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu Clash Over Easter Teaching by cerpvad(m): 5:51pm On Apr 17, 2022
So this Reverend father didn't know that Daddy Freeze maa ngbe iyalaya anybody sepe grin grin
RomanceRe: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by cerpvad(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2022
I remember the day she threw verbal biles at me, I went inside and started throwing her belongings outside the door. She became paranoid and since then she had never raised her voice at me. grin
FamilyRe: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by cerpvad(m): 5:26pm On Apr 17, 2022
Never marry a lady who you can't control
TravelRe: Pictures Of The Completed Ijebu Ode-Epe-Sagamu-Benin Expressway Interchange. by cerpvad(m): 1:27pm On Mar 16, 2022
Good job. But we are waiting for the raining season to put the integrity of this road structure to test. Dont forget na Naija we dey grin grin grin
naptu2:
See previous thread here: Pictures Of Projects Commissioned By President Buhari In Ogun State.

Prince Dr. Dapo Abiodun - MFR @dabiodunMFR



https://mobile.twitter.com/dabiodunMFR/status/1503996457589870597
SportsRe: FG Approves Houses For 1994 Super Eagles Winning Side by cerpvad(m): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2022
You don talk well my brother
gistmega:
Pensioners are dying. Teachers are unpaid. The poor have no food and no means of survival. Their concentration is on a group of successful men who were given the widest open doors in life. This is disproportionate. Why should one be granted a house for representing a country? Every single Nigerian is representing the country in many ways. Where is the house for Fela? He also represented Nigeria. Where is the house for Wole Soyinka? Chimamanda, Wizkid? Let us stop this nonsense. someone has stolen cash to built craps for dead men.
Our athletes are hollow-minded.

Viju Wang Nianyong , a Chinese came to Nigeria to produce Viju milk. All Nigerians went gaga for it and turned the man into a $millionaire. If Amunike or Olise had established a tile manufacturing industry in Nigeria, they would have quadrupled their investments today and would frown upon accepting a mediocre kiosk from the government.
If Rashidi Yekini had invested in Car manufacturing, he would have been the Innoson of today and still be alive.

The Patel family came from India to Nigeria to make Royal salt in 1994. They didn't have a pint of the money that Augustine Egavoen had as a baller. But today, they can hire Egavoen.
Nigerians are not seeing opportunities. As soon as one makes a little change, he drinks, phucks and live extravagant lifestyle when he truly has nothing. Nigerians are bailing out while the foreigners are going to Nigeria to become $billionaires. Nigerians see complaints while others see opportunities.

The government is bad but foreigners are cashing out. Shine your eyes. Someone is getting rich making salt only. I know a Nigerian guy supplying charcoal in a particular country and he made it big. So many opportunities

fura de Noonoo has been a staple in the north for centuries. Up till now you can only get it by the roadside. Is there no one with a brain to package it and cash out?

Zobo is still a low-class drink till date.

In Canada, palm oil is sold in catchy bottle and taken like syrup. In Nigeria the oil kegs are eyesores.

In Cyprus, honey is packages in lovely containers but in Nigeria the original honey is sold in dirty gallons.

Dudu Osun packaging is still like Stella pomade.

Abacha is still sold in dirty wraps. What happened to branding?

Bole is still sold the same way my grandfather used to buy it, by the roadside. Beside a drain.

People are cashing out. Nigerians sit in wealth and expect you to go break your back for them to steal it or beg for it.

What stops a welder from teaming up with a mechanic to produce generators? And, Indians are producing for us to buy.
SMH
EducationRe: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by cerpvad(m): 11:10am On Feb 22, 2022
Some of the teacher's comments are equally hilarious just like the some of the drawings. 'I said draw the human hand and not Devil' s hand' To the teacher, you don see devil hand before. I fear you grin grin
Worldlegend:
My friend is a serving corp member, she asked her pupil to draw human hand..

Checkout their performance below

The first one is her own
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FamilyRe: How Organic Stem Cell Helps People Looking For Babies To Conceive. by cerpvad(m): 11:02am On Feb 06, 2022
FamilyRe: How Organic Stem Cell Helps People Looking For Babies To Conceive. by cerpvad(m): 8:00pm On Feb 01, 2022
Where are your stem cells extracted from
SportsRe: What's Your Take; Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau by cerpvad(m): 10:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
Sodiq should only be used for substituting at injury time.
Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2022
Wahala be like bicycle. Na you dash me enemies so?
seglabsy:
BRO U GET ENEMIES IF U DO NOT KNOW,KNOW NOW OK?
Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 11:32am On Jan 16, 2022
I no get enemies. Na you wey get enemies supposed answer that question
seglabsy:
DO U KNOW THEM?

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