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Family / Re: Is It Proper For A Woman To Take A Child(ren) Along With Her To Another Marriage by cerpvad(m): 4:35pm On Jun 18, 2020
Any man willing to marry a single mother must be ready to take her child(Ren) in, except where the child(ren) are not willing to join the mother in her new marriage.
coputa:
The child(ren) in question does not have it smooth especially from the man,as he does not see the child(ren) as his own,and this is sometimes resisted by the woman which often lead to break ups.

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Family / Re: A Woman That Always Demand Sex From The Husband Is Killing Him Slowly by cerpvad(m): 4:29pm On Jun 18, 2020
Stop misleading people with your conspiracy theories. Sex cannot be too much for both genders so far they eat good food and exercise well
coputa:
Semen is the power and strenght of a man,it need to be conserve sometimes, this is why you see some women getting plumpy while their hubby get skinny,that's the secret.

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Politics / Re: Akemokue Lukman Funny Resignation Letter From An APC Ward Chairman In Edo by cerpvad(m): 7:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
Politics / Re: Major-General Hakeem Otiki Dismissed For Stealing By Army Court Martial by cerpvad(m): 4:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
Demoting him to Brigadier General is too lenient. His rank ought to be reduced to Major or Lt. Colonel. Corruption everywhere sad
Kwanza:

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/breaking-missing-money-army-court-martial-dismisses-general-for-stealing/
Religion / Re: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 9:45am On Jun 08, 2020
Your deviation is noticeable when you introduced sexual pervertions to the discourse. The op was not addressing issues of sexual perverts. Rather he was talking about normal sexual behaviour. Normal sexual behaviour should not be tied down by religion inhibitions.
shadeyinka:

I didn't deviate one bit. Your post was:


What is sex devoid of religious inhibitions?

And I gave you a few example of sex without any religious inhibitions and with reasons to justify such acts

1. Sleeping with another person's wife with her consent
2. Having sex with a dog, donkey or pig (as I am not hurting anyone)
3. Having sex with a corpse as long as the corpse wasn't killed by me and the corpse is beautiful.
4. Having sex with a fellow man or fellow woman with their consent

The list can go on and on: I perceive this is what you mean?


Religion / Re: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 7:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
You have deviated from the subject. The items on the list you came up with is out of the regular sex which the op was addressing. However number one is not new. We have pastors wives sleeping with church members
shadeyinka:

I understand you
Like:
1. Sleeping with another person's wife with her consent
2. Having sex with a dog, donkey or pig (as I am not hurting anyone)
3. Having sex with a corpse as long as the corpse wasn't killed by me and the corpse is beautiful.
4. Having sex with a fellow man or fellow woman with their consent

The list can go on and on: I perceive this is what you mean?
Religion / Re: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 5:45pm On Jun 07, 2020
The right teaching about sex is the one devoid of religion inhibitions
shadeyinka:

Please what is the right teaching about sex?
Religion / Re: What Every Christian Youth Should Know About Sex by cerpvad(m): 9:55am On Jun 07, 2020
Smh, I pity those who will read and swallow all these lies false teaching about sex angry
mrkings84:
SEX EDUCATION

Let's consider 2 verses of the scripture.
1: 1cor.6;18
2: 2Tim.2;22

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

Introduction:
We live in a world where sex is celebrated in many ways; On bill boards, advertorials, vulgar language, dressing, etc. The perpetrators are mostly young people.

Sex was created by God for the main purpose of procreation and mutual pleasure and satisfaction.

The sex hormones in males is called TESTOSTERONE. While that in females are called OESTROGEN AND PROGESTERONE.

WHAT IS SEX EDUCATION?

Sex Education can be defined as the introduction of sexual topics within an educational context.

Sex Education is very large.
Some topics that can be taught in this are;

* PSYCHOSEXUAL DEVELOPMENT
* SEX ORGANS, SEX CRIMES
* SEXOLOGY
* SEXUAL ORIENTATION
* SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
* PARAPHILIA
* PAEDOPHILE, ETC

Listen up everyone,
That your body will not itch for sex because you're born again, is a fat lie.

Boys have an erection especially early in the morning for no reason sometimes.
Don't be ashamed, it means you're active and virile..

Girls have ovulation within which period their body will be doing them Paulina Paulina.
Don't worry yourself girl, you're normal.

However, between the various itches and sweet body we get, lies your DESTINY....
If you misfire at this time, there are very dangerous and regrettable mistakes you'll make..

So, ZIP UP and do it with all your soul...

Note this,
Sex is not running.
You'll soon be tired of seeing a naked penis or vagina.
Sometimes in marriage, it will stair at you and you'll have no desire especially when you get caught up with the issues of life...

Note again,
God will not wear you an Angelic bra, so that guys won't behold your boobs.
Big lie.
God won't wear you an Angelic garment so that girls won't crush on you.
Big lie.

The more they crush on you, the more you're being prepared for the slaughter...
Someone is preying on your DESTINY

Note;
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CHRISTIAN HORMONES OR BORN AGAIN HORMONES..

Note also, that Pastors think about sex just as you the floor member. Otherwise, our Pastors wives wouldn't get pregnant.

There are certain facts you need to know about sex;
1) sex is permitted by God ONLY within the confines of the marriage institution.

If you're doing otherwise, you're a SEX THIEF..

2) Every act of sex goes with a consequence.
Sex is always tied with some kind of responsibility.

3) sex and Love are two different thing.
Sex is a desire or appetite, while Love is a decision and commitment.

4) sex does not make people to love each other.
Otherwise the world would have been a very lovely place.

5) If you marry because you have problems with sexual control, you'll still commit adultery.

Sex is much more than putting an erect penis in to a willing vagina. Premarital sex is the major cause of the incessant and frequent cases of divorce we now have in society.

A vagina that is always ready to receive an erect penis will soon become as wide as river Niger and as deep a borehole.

Also,
An unguarded and uncontrolled erect penis is one of the key reasons why society is full of bastards, idiots and criminals.

Men actually go by what they see.
That's why JOB prayed in JOB 31;1, It says:
"I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?"

While Women go by what they hear..
That's why ordinary simple I love you, you are beautiful etc, a girl is already falling in love.

Anyone you have sex with automatically transfers to you every spirit he or she has.
That's why Joseph had an understanding and fled when his master's wife wanted to cut short his destiny.

Conclusion:
Sex is sweet.
After Jesus Christ, it is the next sweetest thing on Earth.
However, in between the sweetness, we have a five minutes pleasure that has destroyed Nations...
Let's be careful..

Now, all fornicators are sex thieves like I said earlier.
Why?
1) There is guilt after sex.
2) There is fear of pregnancy.
3) If they're in church they have daily confessions and secret fears. Etc

Just so much to talk about sex education but I have to end it here for now before it becomes boring to read....

Stay blessed, stay safe!

Credit: My mentor, pastor, teacher, coach PST DADDIE JOEL PhD.

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by cerpvad(m): 6:46pm On Jun 03, 2020
I will really appreciate if it if you can send me the following tracks on WhatsApp :
Mother
So long
Religion na politics
Holy spirit
My WhatsApp number is
0907 734 4855
Thanks bruh
ikennamadu1:

I can send you some of his tracks... But through whatsapp...
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by cerpvad(m): 5:18pm On Jun 02, 2020
Me my favorite track remains 'Mother'
Never cry never cry, show your smile, show your smile

Abeg anyone to help with links to download this track. I don search Google tire, I no see am download
robosky02:
Nigeria's Raggaei legend Majek Fashek late: post his song you liked most.

After battling a long time illness, Nigerian music legend and reggae king Majekodunmi Fasheke, popularly called Majek Fashek, is dead.

Majek Fashek was born on March 7, 1963 in Benin City to an Edo mother and a Yoruba father but identifies with his Benin root.

Fashek was married to Rita Fashek who inspired the song Without You; the couple had four children but has since divorced.

Some of his musical works include Prisoner of Conscience that featured multiple award-winning tracks Send Down The Rain (1988), Little Patience, Spirit of Love, I & I Experience, So long too long, Rainmaker, Weep Not Children and Rasta Ganstar.

Here are few things to know about Majek the Rainmaker:

1. Majek Fashek various translations of his name Fasheke (Ifa-Kii-she-eke) include “high priest who does not lie”, “powers of miracles” and “(system or medium of) divination does not lie”.

2. After Majek’s parents separated, Fashek remained in Benin City with his mother and joined the choir in his local Aladura Church and learned to play the trumpet and guitar whilst composing songs for the choir.

3. In the early eighties Fashek, who at the time went by the stage name Rajesh Kanal, joined the group Jastix with McRoy Gregg, and was lead singer for Black Rice. They were best known as the in-house band on the show Music Panorama on NTA Benin City.

4. In 1988, shortly after Jastix disbanded Fashek, he began a solo career by releasing the album Prisoner of Conscience and became Nigeria’s top reggae artist after the song Send Down The Rain became the most popular song of the year.

5. In 1989, he won six PMAN awards, which included Song of the Year, Album of the Year, and Reggae Artist of the Year.

6. After leaving Tabansi Records, he was signed to CBS Nigeria in the early 1990s and released So Long Too Long. In 1990 he was signed to Interscope Records and released the critically acclaimed album Spirit Of Love, produced by “Little Steven” Van Zandt.

7. Fashek played a supporting role in the 2000 Nollywood movie Mark of the Beast and starred in a commercial for non-alcoholic beverage Diamant.

8. In 2016, he performed in a comedy show (with more than ten thousand audiences in attendance) in Lagos, Nigeria, with a roundly power-filled and soul-lifting performance.

9. In December 2016 Fashek contributed the song “We Are Not Afraid” to a video featuring 200 celebrities to raise funds for the International Rescue Committee (IRC) and Human Rights Watch (HRW).

10. During the xenophobic attacks on Nigerians, he was unhappy about the Nigeria-South Africa crisis. He recalled that he did a song Free Mandela and it helped back then.

Source: Wikipedia


Some of his best hit's


Send Down the Rain’ and


‘So Long Too Long’.


‘Late Night with David Letterman’.

Prisoner of Conscience that featured multiple award-winning tracks Send Down The Rain (1988),

Little Patience, Spirit of Love, I & I Experience,

So long too long,

Rainmaker,


Weep Not Children and


Rasta Ganstar.
Celebrities / Re: Music Star Majek Fashek Is Dead by cerpvad(m): 10:10am On Jun 02, 2020
RIP Majek Fashek. My favorite track is 'Mother'
Crime / Re: Pastor Adeboye Reacts To Rape Of Uwa Omozuwa, UNIBEN Student In Edo RCCG by cerpvad(m): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2020
If na for inside another church this rape incident happened, I doubt if Pastor Adeboye go come out to react.
EBMedia:
What Pastor Adeboye Said About The Rape And Murder Of UNIBEN Student, Uwa Omozuwa (Photos)

IgbereTV reports that Pastor Enoch Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God RCCG, has reacted to the rape and murder of Uwa Omozuwa in one of the branches of his church.

Taking to his Instagram handle, he wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CA3XVD1lqoF/?igshid=b4n340llmnto

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Are Expecting A Baby by cerpvad(m): 10:07pm On May 30, 2020
Ancestor's baby loading....
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:11am On May 27, 2020
This guy is an alarmist. He's fond of raising false alarms on salary payments. Follow him at your own risk.
Smokey5:
MWA expected to start dropping from next week ....stay safe
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by cerpvad(m): 6:35pm On May 21, 2020
Can you please educate us better on what you meant by inadequate pelvis?
eni4real:
You are generalizing about labour undecided

What if your friend's wife has inadequate pelvis?? shocked

Many Sexual exposures can't change a pelvis that is inadequate undecided
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by cerpvad(m): 1:50pm On May 21, 2020
Are saying that I am generalizing about female vaginas or something?
eni4real:
Na lie..
You are generalizing! grin
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by cerpvad(m): 1:48pm On May 21, 2020
SU is the appellation for sisters or brothers who take Christian religion to the extreme
angelfallz:


Whats the meaning of SU?
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by cerpvad(m): 1:46pm On May 21, 2020
Some ladies who take religion to the extreme don't engage in lubricant things or anything that will improve sexual life. Like the sister I talked about, she can't even bath or dress up in the presence of her husband. She will be using rappers to cover up while dressing up.
Eulalia:


shocked. Huh? .. Hmm...
It is well.

Like some have suggested here, I think lubricant is the way out. Thats why it good to ask questions. She prolly didn't ask before doing it.
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by cerpvad(m): 6:54pm On May 20, 2020
Female vagina is 'a use it or lose it' device. If you abstain from sex for a long time, your vagina will be drying up gradually and the walls will close up eventually. The experience on of my friends had with an SU sister he married has taught me a great lesson. The sister had not had sex for more than twenty years. After wedding, it took my friend about three weeks to have penetrative sex with her. She got pregnant and was delivered by Cs. Up till now my friend is complaining badly because the sister is very poor in bed.
Eulalia:
Please pardon me for posting this here. I would have posted it in health section but the last one I posted there didn't get much satifisfactory response. I wanna believe we have some specialist here who can be of help.

Just to be double sure, I've heard it over and again that if a girl is celibate for a long time say 5 to 6 years before getting pregnant that she'll have some birth complications because the cervix has contrasted so much due to lack of sexual activities. How true is this?

Does celibacy tighen the cervix?

I also read somewhere that a lady fainted due to severe pains from sex on her wedding cos she was celibate for a long time after. And a doctor said its because she was sexually active before going celibate, that if she was a virgin it wouldn't have tightened so much.

Now, How true is this too? Like after being sexually active briefly then you go into celibacy for a very long time? And if its true, how or what can one do to prevent such scenario ( fainting) and the pains. Any dilating drugs or remedy.

Please a kind hearted doc should give suggestions or help clear the above.
Thanks.

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:55am On May 16, 2020
OK na. Fingers kept crossed
ashafson:

The heavy deductions started jan 2020 but as for 2019 no heavy deductions hence we still have some reasonable arrears. Some that were under IPPIS b4 we (fed poly) got in were given infact one of the fed poly (auchi) collected arrears, so we r still expecting.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 10:14pm On May 15, 2020
BTW, which arrears are you people expecting sef? Our minimum wage increase has been swallowed by heavy statutory deductions. This implies that whatever we are entitled to in the name of arrears has also been swallowed by the killer deductions. Where have you ever heard it that arrears of deductions are paid? Sorry to disappoint you, the arrears we are expecting are actually in the pocket of FG in form of statutory deductions angry
Naomi4Noah:
until there is stability in the salary payments, there is no way they can compute the arrears with the various complaints and discrepancies observed since February
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:47pm On May 12, 2020
How much is the increase, please?
chrisifeanyi:
Federal Polytechnic alert confirmed. Small increment more than last month
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:26pm On May 12, 2020
Ẹ be like say your village people dey pursue you. Get your ass off this thread before I send thunder on errand.
Newbreed2018:
We heard of somany Federal workers gloating that they will always receive salary even if the lock down subsists till December. Well a worker is entitled to his wage. If u work, u chop. If u don't work u done eat. April salary is not feasible. Government is broke. — IPPIS Director.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 6:44pm On May 11, 2020
Really. Give us details. Was the information revealed by one of the journalists posing questions to the PTF members? What was the PTF officials response to the information?
Beress:
I just heard from the PTF press briefing now that health workers in Abuja has not been paid April salary. If those that are working has not been paid, then those of us in Tertiary institutions can as well forget our April salary.

There was a country
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:46pm On May 11, 2020
grin grin I just rose from a meeting with IPPIS Director now. He said ' Salary loading 98%
grin grin grin set awon 'I was reliably informed grin grin grin
Beress:
I was confidentially informed that salaries will be paid this week
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:46pm On May 11, 2020
grin grin
Echkel:
Haaaa Make una stop d jokes na, na serious issue we dey so o e no funny again ooooo
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:46am On May 11, 2020
All ye ' I just spoke with IPPIS Director and he said....' and all ye ' I heard from a reliable source that....' Oya show face ohh, this is another week, una food is ready again. We need your usual predictions for salary payments to keep our spirits up grin
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 7:44pm On May 09, 2020
I read the said NAAT release on the Telegram group and I discovered that the person who took the minutes of the said meeting of NAAT with the Director of IPPIS, confused the two terms new minimum wage and consequential adjustment of new minimum wage to mean different things while in actual reality they mean the same.

The two terms mean the same thing but it is differently applied to staff on different grade levels. The new minimum wage of 30k was adjusted in relative percentages for staff above grade level 6. Therefore for this category of staff, it is referred to as consequential adjustment. But for staff below grade level 6, no adjustment was required as they are directly paid the 30k new minimum wage increase.

The consequential adjustment of the new minimum wage has been implemented for all staff above grade level 6 but the heavy tax regime and other deductions introduced by IPPIS have swallowed the increase of the consequential adjustment

adewale4jesus:
Please house, what is minimum wage and what is consequential adjustment. I read from NAAT release that they met IPPIS director and he said minimum wage has been implemented on our salary remaining consequential adjustment.

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