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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 6:43am On May 09, 2020
Baba, no ASUU member posted screenshot of his salary sms alert on the group. I am afraid you are one of the harbingers of fake news on the Telegram group
roman1755:
there will always be fake news in any platform but the LATEST I referred to here is the confirmation of receipt of February and March salaries by ASUU members. I am not promoting any platform whatsoever as I have absolutely no benefit(s) to derive from doing so. I mentioned earlier that someone from FU otuoke posted a screenshot of his alerts which I tried to post here but wasn't able to.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 11:13pm On May 08, 2020
Lolz, you forgot to add that people are developing high BP on the Telegram group due to incessant posting of fake news regarding April Salary loading in percentages since last week without dropping. grin
roman1755:
I wonder what someone will gain by lying that ASUU members have been paid by ippis. The problem is that most people have left this platform to join telegram and that is where all the latest is happening. It is a pity some don't want to believe. It is their cup of coffee sha
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:11pm On May 08, 2020
Aren't you aware that IPPIS is just a tiny ill equipped Directorate under the OAGF? Do you expect such a single Directorate that lacks adequate man power, effective tools and computers to efficiently handle salaries processing and payment for thousands of workers under Federal Government?

Now that thousands of workers in federal tertiary institutions have been lumped into a short staffed and modern equipment lacking IPPIS Directorate, do you expect salary payments to be made as fast as 5G network?

We may have to continue to bear with salary delays until efficient and more competent hands as well as quality instruments are added to the employ of IPPIS.

Another alternative is to decentralized IPPIS to each federal tertiary institutions or on the basis of geo-political zones of the institutions, train bursary personnel on IPPIS and equip them with necessary tools .
Fkj202004:


They are not short staffed. If they are short staffed, how come MDAs have been paid? They are just been wicked.

Non payment is not even worst. What is worst is no communication from them to tell us the reason for delay. They will just say anytime they see their salaries let them take.

Nobody should even tell me Nigeria is broke. Nigeria is not broke. For only one month that people didn't go to work they want to say Nigeria is broke.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 11:41am On May 08, 2020
Has nobody had discussion with IPPIS again yet?
I expect people to be shouting alert by now. Anyway let's be patient.

IPPIS is short staffed, hence it's inability to process and pay federal workers salaries without delay
Family / Re: My Wife Is No Longer Attractive Because She’s Gotten Fat by cerpvad(m): 3:42pm On May 07, 2020
Controlling women's weight after child birth sometimes could be challenging. Since she is still breastfeeding there is less she could do to control her eating habit because she must eat well for your baby to have good nourishment.

When her baby stops breastfeeding, encourage her to lose weight by dieting , exercising and others. Also, discourage her from wearing loose or big size garments. Rather let her go for smart and fitted clothes that define her body shapes. For example, buy her shape under-wears, corsets, waist clinchers, short fitted gowns, high waist trousers, etc . All these enhance body definitions for women.

Above all, snap yourself out of addiction to body weight and shapes in women. it is a journey that has no end as you would continue to see different types of women with sexier and hotter body shapes than your wife and this would consistently keep your nerves on the edge.
Sepsis:
Hey guys. I could use a little perspective on something that’s been bothering me. Got married for a little over a year now and I have a kid. The baby is not up to a year yet. The crux of the matter is my wife started stress eating after she delivered. Her weight was normal after delivery so it wasn’t as a result of the pregnancy. After delivery, she started eating a lot of junk. She wasn’t staying with me then - she was with her folks. Her eating wasn’t supervised.

Now she came back all fat and bigger than normal. When we dated, she knows my stance on being overweight. I have a special dislike for fat or thick girls. They always look lazy and clumsy and I’ve never been attracted to a fat lady.

Now she’s overweight. She looks way older than I am and I don’t know how to force myself to be attracted to her. When I see pictures of men and their wives looking fit, it makes me wish that was me.

We haven’t taken any picture together in up to six months. She hasn’t taken any either. I can’t post her on my social media because I’m not proud of the situation.

She has a good character and takes care of the baby well. I work full time, run errands and cook for the house. Her main job is taking care of the baby. I have tried to help out domestically to lessen her burden. In fact, since we started living together she hasn’t gone to the market for one day.

I don’t know how to approach this situation. Already I’m sexually frustrated and I’m too young to be feeling this way.

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 7:23am On May 07, 2020
This looks like an email correspondence to all bursars from IPPIS. Let's hope this is genuine
Fabregas1109:
Copied from another platform : Dear esteemed Bursars.
While thanking you for your patience and perseverance on the delay being experience d in the payment of April 2020 Salary, I am directed to inform you that we are at the verge of completion as the payment process has commenced. Kindly help to explain to your Staff as you always do.
Thanks
Franklin
For: D(IPPIS)

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:54pm On May 05, 2020
Who told him May? IPPIS Director himself or the the union executive guess work?
Samakus:


He said that he was told May but now doubts due to this COVID-19 ish
Events / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Marries 22-Year-Old Lady In Abia State (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 8:45am On May 03, 2020
Where are Child Rights activists? They should not be silent about this.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:29pm On May 01, 2020
Lolz, see medicine after death grin
Beress:
Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU) has withdrawn its initial support for the implementation of the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS).
With this development, it joined the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), which had all along rejected the implementation of the government payroll platform, for its members across the Nigerian universities.
The non-academic workers’ union, which had initially supported the initiative, said its trust in the system was betrayed by the Federal Government “as reflected in the various irregularities noticed in the payment of February salaries of its members.”
In a statement by the union’s spokesperson, Abdulsobur Salaam, SSANU noted that all peculiarities it identified before the implementation, and which the office of the Accountant-General of the Federation as well as other implementing partners agreed to incorporate, were disregarded in the implementation.
The statement reads in part; “Kindly recall that we keyed into the IPPIS with an understanding that all the peculiarities in the university system, particularly pertaining to our members would be adequately addressed, especially the issues of allowances, appointments, increments, third party deductions among others. Various concerns were raised and our fears were allayed through various correspondences, meetings and practical sessions where the application was displayed and all issues brought forward were addressed. It was only after exhausting all the queries and getting satisfactory answers that our union, SSANU and its joint action committee counterpart, Non Academic Staff Union (NASU) decided to key into the platform in the overall interest of the system and our members.
“It is therefore shocking to us that our first real taste of the IPPIS application is totally different from what was presented. All the concerns raised by our unions were not implemented and disregarded. Apart from the breach of trust, which has now manifested, our members across the universities are groaning from various anomalies witnessed in their salaries thereby forcing them into great hardships, which they never bargained for when they keyed into the IPPIS.
“As a leadership, this is totally unacceptable! The recent development has once again shown, despite our attempts to test otherwise, that government can never be trusted and as such, based on what we have been subjected to with the February salary, we do not blame our lecturer counterparts, ASUU, for resisting the IPPIS from the beginning.”
The union subsequently urged the government to stop using the new platform to pay its members, and demanded a reversal to the old platform of the Government Integrated Financial Management Information System (GIFMIS).
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:49am On Apr 28, 2020
Do you think there will still be NMW arrears for federal tertiary institutions when the whole NMW has been swallowed by heavily increased statutory deductions viz: Tax, NHS, Contributory pension, and Union dues?
roman1755:
pray that your salary be constant in this period of economic uncertainties, nmw arrears will be paid when they are ready to pay
Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by cerpvad(m): 7:58am On Apr 28, 2020
It's a pity that you don't find your husband sexually attractive otherwise you won't come here to complain about sex every day..

Another reason is that your estrogen level is probably low hence you are not easy to to turn on sexually.

Solutions. Eat more of estrogen boosting foods and fruits. E.g, soya beans, walnut, garlic, cucumber. Etc
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 3:42pm On Apr 27, 2020
Good news.
Did you observe any deduction for Covid-19 as it has earlier been rumoured that FG will cut April salary due to the pandemic?
Memunah:


Yea got mine few minutes ago
Agency under ministry of information
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 12:31pm On Apr 25, 2020
Thanks for this information. I find it helpful
semid4lyfe:


Even before IPPIS, transfer of service between institutions was a generally dificult thing to achieve so I assume it'll be more difficult now.

Also, you need high level & very strong connections to pull it through... . and it takes some time and waka waka.

A lecturer II in my university pulled it off mid last year but guess what? - her husband was the Dean of PostGraduate school in the University she transferred to, an ally of the VC and a personal friend to our own VC grin

From the little I know, you'll have to get a guarantee of acceptance of transfer of service from the university you want to transfer to then you take it from there.....

Talk to senior admin people in your university and go through your conditions of service handbook. This should give you some pointers....
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. by cerpvad(m): 12:23pm On Apr 25, 2020
No. It is based on close observation.
MrMacinterchi1:

your conclusion is based on assumptions.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:46pm On Apr 24, 2020
This is an eye opener.

Please I have a question but I don't know if you have an answer to it.

I want to do a transfer of appointment from my institution(a federal university) to another institution which is a federal university too. What's the first step to take? With IPPIS in place now, do you know if that transfer will be done?
semid4lyfe:
@ AmandaLuv

YES, universities are part of the recruitment embargo but most VCs never took it seriously and kept on employing despite the embargo.

My VC for example only used it as a convenient excuse for turning down some people.

He was always quick to whip out a newspaper carrying the embargo story, a notice from the Ministry of Education and an advisory letter written by the financial adviser to the university council (the bursar) on the need to pause employment because of the increasing personnel costs which will lead to salary shortfalls and with the promise to help the employment seekers when the embargo was lifted.

Lots of staff tried to get their people in and failed but 100s of people were still employed during the same period. The vast majority of the new employees had one commonality - same state and LGA as the VC.

I know this because as a HOU, many of the new employees had to pass through me during documentation and 5 of them were posted to my unit.

But now, IPPIS has changed the game significantly.... at least in the employment of non teaching staff by the VCs.

Unike GIFMIS which was domiciled in the individual universities and allowed new employees to be put on the payroll Iimmediately, it's different with IPPIS.

Now VCs must follow due process by seeking and getting the necessary approval from "Abuja" otherwise new staff may not be payrolled.

(The Federal Teaching Hospital attached to my university employed massively in January but till date, the new staff have not been paid salaries because IPPIS has not come to capture and enroll them).

Now universities can't rig the personnel costs that much cos FG has taken over payment of salaries directly. They cannot claim 1500 staff when they only have 1000. They cannot claim someone on level 9 is on level 12 while preparing their yearly budgets.

I strongly believe IPPIS will affect the way Universities employ going forward.
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. by cerpvad(m): 5:11pm On Apr 24, 2020
The same way I know teenagers of her age spread their legs for ugly looking grandpas for money and expensive material things
MrMacinterchi1:


how you take know that they are not attracted to each other
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 11:14am On Apr 24, 2020
Lolz, Abeg, you too stay safe and save your fake news in your pocket grin
Smokey5:
MWA expected to start dropping from next week ....stay safe
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by cerpvad(m): 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2020
In addition to the augmentin, ensure that you take it daily with Flagyl. Otherwise, you go dey fart and stool grin
eddieguru:
thanks man
Politics / Re: Nigeria May Stop Oil Production If Price Crash Persists –NNPC by cerpvad(m): 4:40pm On Apr 23, 2020
Good one. Las Las, jumbo pay for lawmakers go reduce
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. by cerpvad(m): 4:29pm On Apr 23, 2020
That number ten no dey work nowadays ohhhh. Go and tell that to that popular teenage pretty lady actress who married her grandpa age mate grin
Romance / Re: Lockdown: Sex Starved Lady Cries Out For Help by cerpvad(m): 4:06pm On Apr 23, 2020
This is just another drama queen. You no get food, you dey starve and yet you are Hot? Hunger never catch you well well.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:07pm On Apr 23, 2020
Na hin be say June go rugged oh for FG. Make una dey expect cut in salary. grin
chatwtme:
oil sales are done 3 months upfront. So we have money for may too. Only June is issue , cos there is no sale.
Family / Re: Lawyers In The House by cerpvad(m): 5:56am On Apr 23, 2020
It is obvious that you are only upset with her not because of her false age but because she is yet to have a child for you. Be a little patient with her. God would soon answer your prayers.

Please have mercy on her. Where do you want her to start from now if you leave her? If it's truly because of her age, remember you also will get old one day.
Acme45:
she is 45 as I speak,if she lied and she's still around 30 _ 32 it will be a different case entirely.you talk of IVF from which pulse will her family provide the funds?. Because she even have to lied in the first place,if she has even given me children, i not even complain about the age.
Romance / Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by cerpvad(m): 5:00am On Apr 23, 2020
Why do you think employers often prefer to employ applicants with sizable experience and skills? Truth be told, runs girls are coasting away with good husbands due to experience and skills unlike the boring good girls.
Liliantalks:
What u guys think ?

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 6:24pm On Apr 21, 2020
OK ask him to get in touch with his institution's Bursar. He should have an idea of what that is.
handsomebeauty8:
HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE PAYMENT IS FOR.


Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 5:22pm On Apr 21, 2020
You could have done a complete job by asking him what that means before rushing down here
handsomebeauty8:
My friend who is a lecturer in the federal college of education says he received an alert of N18,970 as payment of PAAJ.

I do not know what that means.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:38pm On Apr 21, 2020
You could have done a complete job by asking him what that means before rushing down here.
Crusader1:
A colleague just received alert for Feb and March payment some minutes ago. Was caught in the web of those who didn't get payment for Feb and March

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:35pm On Apr 21, 2020
Congrats to him/her.

If this update is true, it could mean that the guys at IPPIS aren't sleeping on normalizing the errors in our salary payments
Crusader1:
A colleague just received alert for Feb and March payment some minutes ago. Was caught in the web of those who didn't get payment for Feb and March
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:44am On Apr 21, 2020
Spot on
Javalist:


You not having a data to use the Telegram group isn't any one's problem but yours I think. You can be on both platforms and no one will quotation you.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:43am On Apr 21, 2020
Lolz, oga no vex. Now I know you sabi use Telegram pass me grin
roman1755:
I have joined the group since last week. What I am saying is that I can't login now because I have no data, unlike this platform where I am in with opera mini free data. Aren't You suppose to know the difference between Login and Sign up/join.?
Career / Re: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by cerpvad(m): 8:37am On Apr 21, 2020
False alarm. In case the worse happens , CBN will grant bailouts for private companies.
Omooba77:
By Olukorede Yishau



https://thenationonlineng.net/salary-earners-will-also-cry/amp/
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:49pm On Apr 20, 2020
Thanks for your update.

The Telegram group is relevant as it is currently having over 5,000 members of staff from Federal Tertiary Institutions across the country. A strong coalition may be produced from there very soon to fight for the interest of Federal Tertiary Institutions staff in Nigeria regardless of the unions they belong to.
Jombojombo:

The minimum wage arrears is awaiting final approval. Expect it this week hopefully.

Reliable information also have it that IPPIS have been directed to pay April salary this week.

Let's keep hope alive


I wonder why people will create a telegram group though. This platform is better

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