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Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 11:28am On Jan 16, 2022
Where are The enemies who you have been praying to die for the past ten years? They are still alive and even successful more than you. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Intimidated By A Lady's Height? by cerpvad(m): 1:38am On Nov 06, 2021
Tall girls dey dey difficult to kiss for short guys. Reason is that short guys will have to struggle coolwith stretch their neck out up for kissing to take place. Also, giving doggy style to tall girls is a daunting task for short guys. This does not make the equation to equal grin
RomanceRe: He insisted I take in before marriage by cerpvad(m): 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
The guy did the right thing. He already knew that you are a time waster so he quickly grabbed the alternative available to him.

Many ladies have taken birth control drugs for a long time and this has affected their fertility. Guys please insist on pregnancy before marriage.
AutosRe: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 1:38pm On Jul 19, 2021
OK thanks
iykecollins1:
150k-200k
AutosRe: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 5:43pm On Jul 18, 2021
2009 Toyota Corolla
iykecollins1:
The price depends on the pin......what year/model is ur car
AutosRe: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
I don't know how many pins my gear has. The reverse is not working properly that's why I want to buy another gear. Please how much should I budget?
iykecollins1:
It depends.....How many pin is ur gear carrying??....is It up or down selector?
AutosRe: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 1:02am On Jul 14, 2021
How much is 2009 Toyota corolla gear box
SportsRe: Remote Controlled Car Delivers Match Ball At Euro 2020 Opening Match (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 1:19pm On Jun 12, 2021
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PlayMaker14:
We all know that if Nigeria were to be the host of this tournament under this administration, it would be a Cow with the tournament match ball strapped on it's belly moving and shitting it's way to the centre circle of the pitch to deliver with the help of a fulanized Minister wearing caftan and coat.









Take a look at the last picture and see the way Chiellini was smiling like a dude who finally screwed the hard-to-get chic.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Suspends Minimum Wage, Slashes Workers, Political Appointees’ Salaries by cerpvad(m): 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2021
grin
triple996:
D guy above me needs to b directed to yaba left grin. His own is critical. Water don pass garri.
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by cerpvad(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2021
Hi guys. I am considering buying a V6 2006 Toyota Avalon. Please anyone here who has used the car before should share his or her experience with me. How reliable is it in terms of fuel economy compared to other models of Toyota. And are its spare parts affordable in the market? Also what are the common faults associated with the car
@Gazzuz

FamilyRe: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by cerpvad(m): 1:58pm On May 08, 2021
I am currently dating a single mother of 28. She had a daughter of 9 years old. The same issue came up. She wants me to adopt her daughter but I am of the opinion that there is no need for that. The little girl knows her dad and I can only play the role of a father figure in her life. There is no level of legal adoption I can make that will make the little forget her biological father
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ladies Looking For Men by cerpvad(m): 5:22am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Single Working Class Ladies In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 5:16am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 2026!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by cerpvad(m): 5:07am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
RomanceRe: Lady Runs Mad While Trying To Accept Proposal Ring From Her Boyfriend (Video) by cerpvad(m): 10:00am On Feb 15, 2021
Are you sure it was not a movie shooting?
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Engaged To Adebayo, Her Photographer On Valentine's Day by cerpvad(m): 9:50am On Feb 15, 2021
Shut it. What do you mean by expire goods? Every human deserves love no matter the age
inoki247:
Lol the guy still av to kneel down to get an expire goods....
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For January 15 2021 In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 9:51am On Jan 16, 2021
How do you know if kogi people are not dying when Bello is resisting testing and documentation of Covid-19 cases and death in the state? That act is tantamount to war crime. He should be warned.
murmee:
Why? Is anything happening in his state? Are the people of Kogi state complaining or dying? The man has simply refused to be part of the SCAM, period!
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For January 15 2021 In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 12:45am On Jan 16, 2021
Yahya Bello should be tried for war crime for resisting Covid-19 tests in Kogi State.
RomanceRe: Help, I Am In Love With A Single Mother Of Two. by cerpvad(m): 3:31pm On Jan 08, 2021
Thank God that you have a business. Get ready to pay school fees and cater for feeding those kids cause they will grow up seeing you as their father
BabaIbo:
I am a young man in my thirties and she should be in the same range(I didn't ask her about her age because I don't really lay emphasis on age). We are from neighbouring towns.

As my heading reads, recently I met a lady online and we have been communicating well and I noticed she ticked most of the boxes of what I want in a woman.

Prior to now, I told myself I will stay away from anything woman because I just started a business last year and I want it to grow and balance before thinking of any thing women or marriage.

Recently, I noticed I am developing strong feelings for her, strong enough to lead to the alter.

Now the problem is, she is a single mother of two, we don't stay in the same city and the father of those kids seems to live in a neighbouring city to where she lives(although to a good extent the father of those kids is not a problem).

My question is what will you advice me to do in this situation?
*Go on and start a relationship with her.
*Keep her as a friend, although she may get hooked by another man along the line.

Anybody here who have been in similar situation, should help share their experiences too.


Note: She has never been married.
She is working and comfortable, money a problem is not a problem, i.e no unnecessary billing associated with some relationships.
CareerRe: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2021
So many FTI staff have not gotten December 2020 salary till this moment. Is this a new year gift from OAGF and its IPPIS Cohorts?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by cerpvad(m): 11:11am On Dec 13, 2020
She is damn right. Countless divorces are due to interferences from the mother of the couple [quote author=nwekeugochukwu post=97018680]Aisha Yesufu Advises Married Couples: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It'

Activist, Aisha yesufu has taken to her Twitter handle to advise married couples to keep their mothers out of their marriage if they want their marriage to work, IgbereTV reports.

According to her, the moment you start sharing what is happening in your marriage with your mother, she will begin to interfere in your marriage which will cause you trouble.

Read her tweets below.


https://twitter.com/AishaYesufu/status/1337444817903742979?s=19[/quote]
FamilyRe: I Dislike My Small Stature by cerpvad(m): 12:32pm On Nov 28, 2020
Look at this one ohhh. This is the kind of physique that I want in the lady I want to marry but which I never see, na hin you dey dislike up and down. Anyway I go pm you. Just reply with your Facebook name or number, then I go know wetin to do nex grin
Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. angry To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise. embarassed

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique grin.
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Attends Williams Uchemba's Wedding With 6 Pregnant Women by cerpvad(m): 8:26am On Nov 22, 2020
All these are just for show off. He probably rented the women and paid them for this. Nothing wrong with the guy, though. He is just catching his fun. Life is short.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 2026!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by cerpvad(m): 7:19am On Nov 14, 2020
Hi, I am 38,working class male, based in Akure Ondo State. Looking for a good hearted lady, 25-37, ready for serious relationship. Call or WhatsApp me : 0907 734 4855
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Employs 10,200 Pastors Across Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
HigherEd:
HOW WE DEPLOYED OVER 10,200 NEWLY EMPLOYED PASTORS TO THE NEW CHURCHES
-Bishop David Oyedepo at CHoP

*Don’t stop pressing, it is proof that your faith is still on.
* We all have this 11th hour opportunity to press to the finishing line.
* The first most difficult prophetic Word of the year was the planting of 10,000 Churches.
* As the States began to open one by one, we began to invade them one by one.
* Some pastors were enlisted in Kano State and when the place was not opened, we moved them to Akwa-Ibom, Cross River: we were just on the harvest field

Heavenly Father, thank You for another brand-new working week.
May this week deliver its goodness and its great contents in everyone’s life.
We shall all be daily loaded with His blessings all through this week.

It shall be a week of bumper harvest for every engaging Winner in the name of Jesus.
Your prayers shall be answered with speed. Every prayer prayed to see souls saved and established in the faith shall be answered with speed. So, shall it be. Everyone we minister to this week will respond, everyone we invite will come; Jesus will save those who are not saved and strengthen those new converts in the faith in Jesus precious name.

Jesus in the parable of the householder said that the householder went out to hire labourers into his field early in the morning. He hired some in the 3rd hour, 6th hour, 9th hour, 11th hour into his vineyard; but he paid everyone the same amount at the end of the day (Matthew 20:1-9). He paid them all: those who came at the 11th hour, 3rd hour; he paid them the same amount.

If you check John chapter 15 verse 1, so the Householder we are talking about here is God the Father. He still offers the 11th hour opportunity up till now (Malachi 3:6). Some got saved in March, so they were not early in the morning when this order was issued. Others came in there in June, that’s the 6th hour, they were not there. The day was going to close at 12, He went at 9, hired some other more and then at the 11th hour hired others; paid everyone from the 3rd hour to the 11th hour the same amount.
Jesus can also be defined as the Householder (John 14:9, Hebrews 13:cool

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE 11TH HOUR STEWARDSHIP OPPORTUNITY

With our eyes opened, we have seen Jesus planted over 10,000 Churches in this Commission this year in spite of the global lock down and the crisis here and there. By yesterday, we had crossed 10,200 plus and still counting because some people’s reports are yet to arrive at the Mission Head office.

It’s very clear therefore that the Prophetic Package for the year is from the Lord. That is the number one of it (2020’s Prophetic Package).
We shall also see the attendance of every assembly double on or before November 29th 2020.
How do I know?
Psalm 89:34, Isaiah 34:16
When you see one part of a prophetic Word fulfilled, it means the other one is settled.
The first most difficult prophetic Word of the year was the planting of 10,000 Churches.
We ought to have said, “well Lord, we never knew that there will be global lock down. But now that You also know there is no way we can go forward with this.”

Because we believe Him, we kept at it. As the States began to open one by one, we began to invade them one by one. You get enlisted in Kano State and the place is not opened, we move you down to Akwa-Ibom, Cross River: we were just on the harvest field, every soul is important to God, God does not know the geography of human beings.

We kept on because we believed Him. In the same way, we have to keep on, to prove that we believe Him to see the attendance of this Church become minimum double on or before November 29th 2020.

James 2:18
When you stop pressing, it’s a proof that your faith has stopped. As long as you keep pressing, it’s a proof that your faith is on. We pressed and pressed because we believed God to see September 18th 1999 come true. I went to one factory, I’ve never been there, it’s inside of the inside, on the way to ‘Owode’, to press on them, “they must deliver all the doors”: it’s a door making factory. You know there are 108 doors out there at the Faith Tabernacle, we took delivery by force. They fixed all the doors, they became ‘openable’ and lockable. We kept pressing because we believed Him.
The moment people stop pressing, they have stopped believing Him.

In the same vein, the number of cells of 2019 shall be minimum double on or before November 28th 2020 (it’s a Saturday). If you truly believe as a Cell Minister, you will push, you will press.
When you see people just lay by, their faith is asleep, their faith is gone, their faith is no longer there. It has become zero level faith (Mark 4:40). We all have a measure of faith, but their own faith, the measure has been eroded.
- Somebody’s faith is coming alive this morning in the name of Jesus Christ.

God is not a man that He should lie nor the son of man that he should repent (Numbers 23:19). Circumstances can’t stop God from having His way. If God said so and we truly believe Him and prove that we do by doing our part, then we have committed God’s integrity to confirm it.
If God said so and we truly believe that He said He will do what He said He will do and prove that we do by doing our part: we have committed God, we have committed His integrity to confirm His Word.

Faith without works is dead (James 2:26).
Do you really believe in Operation 10 for Christ 2020, if you do you’ll drive your faith to deliver your portion.
You can’t accomplish a divine task without the hand of God and you provoke the hand of God by your faith.

Don’t tell me, “I believe in Operation 10 for Christ 2020” and you have not seen one (soul).
“Yes, I believe, I truly believe, I very much believe”
He said, “even the devil believes and he shivers” (James 2:19). It’s not what we believe but how much we prove what we believe.

Source Of Full Message:
https://www.facebook.com/444807728996437/posts/2244979702312555/
Uhmm, oya Daddy Freeze, over to you. grin
PhonesRe: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by cerpvad(m): 1:16pm On Nov 05, 2020
Bros, economy hard grin
Jemerson:
Change the phone
PhonesRe: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by cerpvad(m): 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2020
Hi guys. my infinix note 4 takes long time to fully charge. The battery quickly gets low too- while using it and it gets to 50%, it shuts down. The battery is inbult and its 4300mah. I was told to change the battery but I dont know if that can work. And can the battery be changed to 5000mah or more ? Has anyone here had his/her Note 4 battery changed before? Please kindly share your experience. Phone engineers, please advise.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Posts On EndSARS by cerpvad(m): 12:51am On Oct 15, 2020
Daddy Freeze, please take note of this ohhh grin
RomanceRe: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by cerpvad(m): 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2020
grin
OdefaGirl:
Nairaland guys can be crazy grin grin grin grin na waa for some comments here.
RomanceRe: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by cerpvad(m): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
They are the best
Petyprincess:
What about petite girls? angry

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