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Career / Re: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by cerpvad(m): 8:37am On Apr 21, 2020 |
False alarm. In case the worse happens , CBN will grant bailouts for private companies. Omooba77: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:49pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Thanks for your update. The Telegram group is relevant as it is currently having over 5,000 members of staff from Federal Tertiary Institutions across the country. A strong coalition may be produced from there very soon to fight for the interest of Federal Tertiary Institutions staff in Nigeria regardless of the unions they belong to. Jombojombo: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 4:42pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
You aren't in the group, yet you know comments are pouring in like waterfall. Who are you deceiving? roman1755: |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 9:54pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lolz, bruh if she is a girl that really has my specs, I prefer to pass her test if she asked for something though it should be something that I can afford ohhhh. Otherwise, na only she waka come. Samakus: |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
In my opinion and from the experience I have, most if not all ladies are worried and desperate about marriage when they are aging, regardless of being goals getters or something. My advice has always been ladies should be patient to build relationships and balance them with pursuit of life and career goals. Don't pause one for the other. Pursue the two simultaneously. IAMBlesssed: |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Bruh it depends. If I take her out today and tomorrow she buzz me for let's say recharge card or cooking gas filling, I will oblige her and afterwards study her to see if that's her habitual attitude before concluding she is a leech or not.. The reason for my position is that Some ladies will like to test if you are stingy or not. So if she asks you something and you know you can afford it, give her. But if you cannot afford it, be open to her and make her understand Samakus: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 7:59am On Apr 19, 2020 |
So are you saying that a woman's life goals and plans should not start and end in her husband 's pocket? IAMBlesssed: |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 7:56am On Apr 19, 2020 |
Hmmm, you see bruh, men are created to provide for their women's needs. Not every lady that demands or buzz you for things is a leech. Some can be demanding and yet have deserving characters and good attitudes. I only consider you to be a leech when you receive everything you want from me and you don't show gratitude or appreciation Samakus: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 10:08pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
OK cool. But don't get it twisted. Some ladies like Cynthia would bait you with every nice thing for you to marry them but na after marriage your eyes go open when dem show their true character Samakus: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys! Have You Ever Regretted Missing Out On A Goal-Oriented Lady? by cerpvad(m): 5:54pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
Lmao was this story set in the moon or here on earth? Samakus: |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Abba Kyari's Death by cerpvad(m): 5:20pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
Mallam Abba Kyari has paid his own debt. Sooner or later, every one of us will pay ours too. RIP Abba Kyari 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Jigawa Records First Case Of Coronavirus by cerpvad(m): 10:35am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Good one. Jigawa just qualified for a share of the EU money. I can see other states yet to be affected doing press up in readiness for their own turn. |
Culture / Re: Video Of Oluwo Of Iwo Rolling Weed Released By Chanel Chin, His Ex Wife by cerpvad(m): 10:27am On Apr 18, 2020 |
This guy is one of Aregbesola's political thugs that was rewarded with kingship. So guys don't be surprised if he smokes weed. |
Politics / Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by cerpvad(m): 10:21am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Lmao, Wike and Fayose drank from the same bowl 1 Like |
Health / Re: Visitors To St Edward Hospital, Ajah, Lagos Advised To Self Isolate by cerpvad(m): 10:14am On Apr 18, 2020 |
This is evident of community transmission of the killer virus. Guys stay safe |
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari To Be Buried Today by cerpvad(m): 10:08am On Apr 18, 2020 |
All these do not matter. He died a fulfilled man at the ripe age of 81. Many do not have privilege to live to that age. stephleena: |
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by cerpvad(m): 8:29am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Build Nigeria, Build better hospitals build good health care infrastructure, una no hear. Sure this go teach una politicians great lessons to build the nation. R. I. P. |
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Was Kemi Olunloyo Right About Death In Aso Rock? by cerpvad(m): 8:15am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Don't underestimate Kemi. Her father is a former governor. She knows the games politicians play. |
Health / Re: 51 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 493. 17 deaths. 159 discharged by cerpvad(m): 11:33pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
Until all the 36 states have confirmed cases of the virus, guys do not expect stoppage in the spread of the Coronavirus. Don't forget EU money dey for ground and Governors must wack 1 Like 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: COVID-19: How Innoson Is Manufacturing Ambulances (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
He is supposed to negotiate for robotic plants with the engineering consortia from where he imports the vehicles part for assembly in Nigeria. Redcrafton: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:53pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Let's see your GIFMIS January payslip so that we can accurately judge the difference between it and that of the IPPIS ashafson: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 12:36pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Then we should all stop running with the claims that new minimum wage has been implemented for federal tertiary institutions Fkj202004: |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by cerpvad(m): 12:29pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
OK cool. Do us a favor by answering the question in the second clause. How did you dispel sexual urge for 30 years of your existence on earth? AmbLaraCrux: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 12:11pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
The post below was posted in the telegram group yesterday and it received little or no comment and reviews there. Guys what do you think about this analysis? HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS: For those staff who said minimum wage has since been implemented, I am not by any means arguing or saying that it's false; I'm just asking, "How do we explain this?" From circulated memos on different platforms and fora (which was also posted here), I took time to do a little but indepth arithmetic and got so confused based on the theory that MW has been implemented. From the memo (you can confirm for yourselves) - For Grade Level 8/3 as used in the speculation. February Salary: Paid N112,020.16 Alleged Deductions: - N9,726.92 Pension - N5,506.38 Union. - N1,182.16 Tax. - N3,038.38 —————— Total. - N9,726.92 Add paid amount to alleged deductions N112,020.16 + N9,726.92 = N121,747.08 (gross) But from the new minimum wage salary scale 8/3 is supposed to earn N130,061.25 as gross pay So why do we have N121,747.08 as against N130,061.25? March Salary: Paid N106,297.47 Alleged Deductions: - N24,544.11 Pension - N9,754.49 Union. - N2,601.29 Tax. - N8,936.80 NHF. - N3,251.53 —————— Total. - N24,544.11 Add paid amount to alleged deductions N106,297.47 + N24,544.11 = N130,841.58 (gross) Still different from the proposed new scale of N130,061.25. Before I ask the questions, let's also note that the alleged 7.5%, 2% and 2.5% of Pension, Union dues and NHF respectively don't tally with their corresponding alleged values (as claimed to be deducted) So I'll ask: 1. Why is February Gross different from the new MW salary scale Gross with a difference of N8,314.17 (N130,061.25 - N121,747.08) 2. Why the sudden leap in Pension charge? from N5,506.38 to N9,754.49 Meanwhile from payslip (as at the sample Grade level) Pension charge rate is always within N5,506.38 range. 3. How does Union dues increase from N1,182.16 to N2,601.29? 3b. Did SSANU authorise such increment or IPPIS used their discretion to act on such over 100% increment? When we know that Union dues dances around N1,215.26 4. Tax deduction took an almost 200% increment from N3,038.38 in February to N8,936.80 in March; isn't that amazing? 5. As for the NHF scheme which I know should be voluntarily and not compulsory, let's assume the house plus land cost N3million. N3,000,000 ÷ N3,251.53 = 922 months 922 months = 76 years It'll then take us about 76 years to complete payment of the housing scheme. Wow! Meanwhile, a fact to Note is: N6,000 wasn't deducted in the March salary; it's N5,722.69 that was deducted. N112,020.16 - N106,299.47 = N5,722.69 and not N6,000 as thought by members. My Conspiracy Theory: I might be wrong, it's just an assumption. 1. I think we're still on the old salary scale, that's the reason we were paid the gross of our grade level as at when we enrolled in IPPIS. 2. I think (based on a previous memo released, that there'd be no deductions in February salary) we were paid without any deduction in the February salary. My worry now is with the N5722.69 difference in March payment; I can't wrap my head around that particular one. I'll end by asking, "Would IPPIS pay minimum wage for two months without paying the arrears? I learnt that some ministries received their minimum wage arrears credit alert even before receiving the minimum wage salary alert (some minutes/hours interval), so why's our own different, if truly MW has been implemented? I beg for answers, because I'm confused. Copied from INI IMAH |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Tells FG To Pay Relief Funds To Households Through BVN by cerpvad(m): 11:57am On Apr 16, 2020 |
The question is how do you verify BVN belonging to dead people. If money is sent to their accounts, are you expecting they will receive credit alerts in their graves? Cosbyrich: |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Tells FG To Pay Relief Funds To Households Through BVN by cerpvad(m): 7:15am On Apr 16, 2020 |
What about BVN holders who are already dead? Won't you end up sending money to the account of dead people? |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:21pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Yea sure. It will take care of beer and asun for an evening hang out Mrgreatness: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 6:16pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
With regard to the comment above me, I do not think that your position holds water. That means with the tiny differences in the old and new wage, arrears will still turn out to be chicken changes ashafson: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 1:06pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
I don't see any arrears payments coming sooner than when stability is restored in the presence of dwindling economy and a pandemic Humblezick: |
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 11:55am On Apr 15, 2020 |
It seems the arrears have entered lockdown. Since heavy taxes and other deductions have swallowed the differences in the former salary and the new minimum wage, I am afraid there might no longer be any arrears left. Even if there are any arrears left, such might be very infinitesimal in amount. Humblezick: |
Romance / Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by cerpvad(m): 4:15pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Literature has lied to you all this while. All women actually feel orgasm. |
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady You Met In a Club? by cerpvad(m): 3:54pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Most of the girls who club on Friday nights are the same you find in churches on Sundays lifting holy hands. To me, clubbing is an added advantage. |
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