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I prefer slim girls because you have access easily to the veejah and it's very sexy to see. But veejah of thick lady is stressful to access, it is mostly hidden under under layers of fleshes and big thighs

Oga police e wetin be this e...
Na today, e don tay wey Paul don hate police brutality

The first map above is an old map of Ondo State when Ekiti State was still part of the state. To avert miseducation and misinformation, kindly remove it or modify it to current Ondo State map. Thank you

engineerboat:
GOOD MORNING NAIRALANDERS.

We are back again for the Ondo State Governorship Election, 2020.

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has fixed today 10 October, 2020 for the Conduct of Governorship Election to select the Person that will occupy the ALAGBAKA House come February 26, 2021.

Ondo State Election becomes an OFF-SEASON election as a result of the Tribunal and Appeal Court Nullification of PDP Chief Olusegun Agagu, which declares Dr. Raham Segun Mimiko of Labour Party as the Rightful Winner of the Election in 2007.

For the 2020 Election, The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has 17 political parties on the ballot papers for the October 10 governorship election in Ondo State.

Voters in the 18 local government areas spread evenly across the three different senatorial districts of the state will elect one of the 17 to govern the state for the next four years.
The race to the Alagbaka Government House, however, is widely seen as a tight contest between three lawyers from three different senatorial districts and three major political parties in the state.
They are
(1) Rotimi Akeredolu, (APC) – Current Governor
(2) Eyitayo Jegede (PDP) – Former AG and Commissioner of Justice in the Last Administration in Ondo State.
(3) Agboola Ajayi – (ZLP) – Current Deputy Governor.

The three major candidates have strong structures in the 18 local government areas of the state.
Follow this thread for Live updates and Monitoring of the Ondo State Election.

Uhmm, I don't think so. Do you think banana would ever expire for monkeys?

Depressed101:
by then it will be am expired code. I think twice

Why not ignore the long story if e dey pain you for eye?

DaddyGngeess:
Something that doesn't take smart guy up to ten to twenty minutes to get any lady phone number be it anywhere or any place na this one dey talk long story put..

So calling a fellow human a fool will take you to heaven, abi?

Meedon:
Fool her number won't take you to heaven.

Thank you!

nwaezeemmanuel:
Congrats!

Don't get it twisted. Only small boys fear rejection or insult from women. Real men rides over the crest of rejection and insult to get better women into their world. Be it as it may, I count it joy when women eat my money and brag about it to their friends. The implication is that their friends easily fall into my hands too for the portion of their own natural cake

purples25:
Hmm.

Thinking about the many dangers a man faces daily. All the insults and rejection from women. All the ones that come and eat your money........

Wont you people make moves to protect yourselves? A lot of you follow strange women who end up eating from you and walking away. A man should not say because he is a man he will live recklessly. Protect yourselves, observe these women you go to. Don't go to strange women. Women that will just be sending you and you will be buying up and down for months and years like fools. Sometimes, you guys will just be so eager to sleep with a new girl. When her bottom smells like fish, you will start to complain. But you were willing to stick your things into strange women!

Then you come here with a vengeance. Go with girls who will not say bring this and that. Go with girls that your finances van handle or you people have future plans and she has agreed to live within reasonable means. Not a girl that you want to just be sleeping with, no plan, yet, no gain for her. Have an arangement that will treat both of you like human beings.

If you live wild, you see wild. Think of yourself and protect yourself before going after girls.

Fin.

Either you are impressed or not, e no concern me. Either universal or no universal rule, I no care. All I know is that my 'magic code' no dey fail me. E dey get me girls number wherever and whatever the time of the day is.

nwaezeemmanuel:
You think i am impressed that you have gotten numbers from several girls with your 'magic' code.

I'm not, there will always be those women that will fall for tricks.

That does not mean it is a universal rule.

Respond to that job advert I posted, if you have interest

NoshakingGod:
Please I sent you DM but no response from you.

Oh really, I never saw that part

DenreleDave:
What ar u saying, she said her husband used her acct number to beg too

You are right. But next time when you want to beg for something, no dey tell people say you are married. It brings shame to your husband

jellybabee:
you are very funny though....Does being a husband mean he can afford it And if he can or I can....I won't have asked for it.

It works for me like magic. I can't count the number of girls I have used it for to get their numbers and take things further with them
At the approach level, getting a girl's number is highly essential especially when you meet her in a setting where it's impossible to meet her again e.g Banking hall, ATM stands, supermarkets, motor garage, churches, streets etc, the code I use has never failed me even if she refuses initially, she must drop me a line before she goes away.

nwaezeemmanuel:
If it's in line with the things i highlighted - it won't work for every woman.

There is no code or shortcut, especially if her number is your lead to a serious relationship.

Curious about the code though

*VACANCIES AT PRESTON INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, AKURE*

As we prepare for resumption, we are now inviting applications for the following *non-teaching* vacant positions:

1. Drivers
2. House Parents
3. Nurses
4. Cooks
5. Bakery Assistant

Application form procedure - online form and hard copies now acceptable. Follow the link below to the forms:

*Online Form*
https://www.preston-international.com/form/?pid=33&form=57

*Hard copy/PDF form:*
https://www.preston-international.com/attachments/download.asp?file=9&type=pdf

Interviews are ongoing.

NoshakingGod:
Apology for late reply please.
Answers to the above questions.

1) I am not the only child. We are four in number and I'm the second child and the most exposed (a graduate).

2) She died during when strict lockdown was still in place. So organizing burial as at then wasn't allowed. Secondly, she would have been buried immediately lockdown was lifted but there are certain things villagers demand before she'll be allowed to be buried

3) I read education administration in school. With this field, I can function very well in any administrative position, sales and marketing etc. My main area of business is poultry. This is the area I need capital to invest as I have gotten a space and the required experience.

4) Looking at 70-100-150k (depending on how much I can get) at a start.

5) I need capital for investment, not for burial. I need source of earning, not burial.

6) I'm the most disturbed because others look up to me as who should facilitate things.

*VACANCIES AT PRESTON INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, AKURE*

As we prepare for resumption, we are now inviting applications for the following *non-teaching* vacant positions:

1. Drivers
2. House Parents
3. Nurses
4. Cooks
5. Bakery Assistant

Application form procedure - online form and hard copies now acceptable. Follow the link below to the forms:

*Online Form*
https://www.preston-international.com/form/?pid=33&form=57

*Hard copy/PDF form:*
https://www.preston-international.com/attachments/download.asp?file=9&type=pdf

Interviews are ongoing.

You can apply if you're interested to safe your ordeal

I have a code that I used to get number instantly from girls. I will only reveal that code to my male children when they are ready to be dating girls

You are married and came online begging for what your husband can easily afford to get for you. You have no respect for your husband. Do you think he will be proud if sees this thread?

jellybabee:
pls how is that a problem? That is my husband using my bank account number. U can call his number if you wish to confirm because his bank account has been dormant for years now.

Where is your location? Dm me

Tayo was not honest with his response. Tell me how would he be honest to Ondo people if became governor?

How on earth can a pastor be bearing Alfa? Anyway wait until he appeal the case and discharged and acquitted

Inside life

#Fact

Dpsychologist:
This phenomenon has occurred for a long time now.

Women have entitlement mentality starting as a teenager her mom tells her how that she will marry and her Husband provides for her. She also observes her parents.

The Most intoxicating is when she begins to grow older she gets an Overdose of attention. Even if she coughs a guy will tell her she has the most Beautiful cough in the world . Guys + sugar daddies provide her with whatever she needs coupled with Narcissistic attention she gets from 5000 friends on fb, countless msg on WhatsApp and unfettered attention on Instagram and the likes.

She is always favoured anywhere she goes for the fact she is a woman.

When she gets married she will be taken care of till death(unless unfortunate circumstance). Her work is to lie down like Log of wood while the Husband sweat himself to please her.

Peradventure she is not a stay at home mother. As a Career woman her money is her money while the Husband money is their money.

She gives birth and the Husband take care of the children.
When the children grow she will still be taken care of.


Tell me why wouldn’t she feel entitled?

Right from his days at the barricades during Babangida and Abacha regimes, Fayemi has been a core advocate of restructuring. He has not relented in that effort. Ride on my Governor.

OK. Thanks. What did the whole process look like? Did you both sign the marriage license? After how many days from that were you able to be joined together by the Registry? Thank you

Mopricelezz:
I have no idea, I had mine done at the registry alone.

OK. Thanks. What did the whole process look like? Did you both sign the marriage license? After how many days from that were you able to be joined together by the Registry?

Mopricelezz:
I have no idea, I had mine done at the registry alone.

Please do you have any idea on the question I asked above? The person I directed it to seems to have deactivated. [quote author=Mopricelezz post=93928893][/quote]

Hello, I followed your analysis and I really found it very educating.

But I have this question.

On the 'small license' from court that you said would be taken to church , are the intending couples required to append their signatures on it, or is it only signed by the court registrar?

Thanks in advance for your response.

God, help me to simplify my response.

OK, here we go.

- Ikoyi registry requires 21 days notice and payment.
- if your church is licenced, at the end of the 21 days, Ikoyi will give you a licence to take to your church. The licence looks like a marriage certificate but smaller. It is not yours, but it is what the church will see before they go ahead with your wedding.
- Your licenced church will give you a Federal government wedding certificate (white in colour and black prints, no green) same as what Ikoyi would give you.
- the only difference between Ikoyi's certificate and your church's is nothing. Only place of joining and person who joins will be different. Place=the licenced Church. Person=Pastor/Minister instead of Registrar.
- Your licenced Church is only joining you on behalf of the Ikoyi registry. That is why they need that small license from Ikoyi to know that you have done the right thing by filing a notice in Ikoyi. In Ikoyi, a file is opened for you.
- The certificates the church is holding on behalf of the registry has 3 copies for every wedding. One is for you, the 2nd one stays in the church (with that small licence attached) and the third one is returned to Ikoyi either by the church or by you.
- Ikoyi also has a copy of the small licence they initially give you to give to the church, so, when the wedding is eventually contracted, the 3rd copy of your wedding which would be returned to them is attached to it.
- Please note that your church may decide to give you their own Church wedding certificate in addition. But it is only a church/religious certificate. But the one they give you on behalf of the government is the one legally binding you.

Ask me any question for clarification.


Modified:
Please note that if you fully contract your wedding at Ikoyi, you have fully legally married. You do not need to go to church again. But if you want to go to church, the church will not give you government's certificate the 2nd time. They may re-present your Ikoyi certificate and pretend to issue you certificate. Or they may give you their own certificate, which looks like baptismal certificate or school certificate. They may either call your wedding Blessing of Holy Matrimony or the real matrimony ceremony, but the deed had been done at Ikoyi.
- Please you must be sure your church is licensed. So many are ignorant and are not licensed. Once the church secretary or administrator or pastor cannot tell you what I have told you above, do not marry there. Go to court and marry fully.

How do you mean Oyedepo doesn't read newspapers? Bruh, your hero worshipping get k leg ohh

HigherEd:
First do not even assume that Oyedepo knows who freeze is. Oyedepo doesn't watch news and doesn't read newspapers or use social media. He's as traditional as it gets. National relevant news are relayed to him in the most very old fashioned way through his aides.
Even his children or wife knows not to bring this sort of discussion about an irrelevant freeze to him, you may not like the response you will get.

Mind you Oyedepo created 6,000 more churches in the most rural parts of Africa in past six months. His organization is growing like wild fire with growth exceeding his past nine years of ministry combined. That is the point he is making right there. If so called haters can't stop a person from expanding or growing their sphere of influence then they are noisemakers.


A man still thinking about creating the largest hospital in Africa, largest housing, largest cathedrals and still manage a wage bill shooting exceeding high in the excess of 5 billion naira monthly. Oyedepo knows these new things won't come from wishful thinking at his advancing age, it requires the application of his brain to learn and conceive, his time to execute. His attention (brain) and his time - the two things critics are demanding are those he is wisest not to give.

In 200 years to come, Freeze and his followers would be remembered by a minority of historians. Their relevance in history would be tied to how they successfully rode to fame by dragging highly successful clergy. Oyedepo's legacy would live on! His churches would continue to bless lives. His university system would continue to be at the fore of cutting edge research breakthrough. Hahaha read his vision 2032, he is just beginning his life at 67 when many of his accusers are already done with theirs at 30.

We know this why? Jesus was condemned - his accusers are today irrelevant and unknown. Same with Aimee Semple MacPherson, Kathryn Kuhlmann, Maria Woodworth Ether, Smith Wigglesworth, Oral Roberts, Archbishop Idahosa etc. Critics are spectators! In a football field, 22 people are fulfilling their lives and destinies while 50,000 are crying, rejoicing, wailing and cursing. In the end only the 22 would get paid.

Ife Olaleye

Uhmm, you are right. Abuse, especially when it robs the man of his pride and ego, should not be a standard for measuring a real man.
Anyway, I can still withstand a physical abuse from a woman, but when it comes to verbal abuse such as blackmailing, intimidating utterances that can damage my integrity and pride as a man, I walk away from the relationship.

lilmonarch:

This weak me ohh

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-two-who-married-tree-22672425