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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by cerpvad(m): 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2022
The girl in red cannot be 13yo. There's something missing.
Family / Re: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by cerpvad(m): 9:58pm On Apr 18, 2022
Pack her loads and throw them out. I swear she will go on her two knees crying and begging
echomanji:
I have a wife and a 3Yr old baby. My wife is my issue tho.

1) she has low sex drive of which i've learnt to live wit without cheating on her.

2) she is overjealous to the extent of calling any of my friends that demands too much of my attention to backoff, most especially the female friends.

3) gets angry so easily and when she does, she doesnt even talk to me for days, nt even greeting. Even when she is at fault. I'll be the one begging. She only asks me for money to cook and that is all.

I'm tired of this to be honest and i'm considering calling it quits. I love her with all my heart bt this marriage is torment 4 me. I'm getting fed up wit the whole thing. I've tried severally to talk sense into her all to no avail.

Need advice pls.....
Romance / Re: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by cerpvad(m): 9:34pm On Apr 18, 2022
grin
ExcelDBM:


One cow for you
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze & Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu Clash Over Easter Teaching by cerpvad(m): 5:58pm On Apr 17, 2022
Another contradiction is that Moses is believed to have written the books of Genesis to
Numbers. One these books recorded how Moses died on Mount Nebo. The question is how possible for him to write about his own death?
Tokziby:


There are many mistakes and errors in the bible, that's why Catholic has 72 books and protestant 66 books.
If there are no mistakes then they should have agreed on same number of books. The Bible is written and compiled by men. Some stories are fables like Jacob wrestling and winning God, while boating that he has seen God and his life was spared Genesis 32:24, which was against exodus 33:20. or senseless like the songs of Solomon 8:8 that can't be aired on the altar cos of the xrated content.
Ordinary stories about judas is not coherent; such as
What did Judas do with the blood money he received for betraying Jesus?

He bought a field (Acts 1: 18)
He threw all of it into the temple and went away. The priests could not put the blood money into the temple treasury, so they used it to buy a field to bury strangers (Matthew 27:5)


How did Judas died?
Is it by hanging himself according to Mathew 27:5 or fell and burst open according to acts 1:18.

Did Judas kiss Jesus?

Yes according to Matthew 26:48-50
No. Judas could not get close enough to Jesus to kiss (John 18:3-12)

Did Jesus bear his own cross?

Yes (John 19:17)
No (Matthew 27:31-32)
And many more of such contradictions



Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze & Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu Clash Over Easter Teaching by cerpvad(m): 5:51pm On Apr 17, 2022
So this Reverend father didn't know that Daddy Freeze maa ngbe iyalaya anybody sepe grin grin
Romance / Re: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by cerpvad(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2022
I remember the day she threw verbal biles at me, I went inside and started throwing her belongings outside the door. She became paranoid and since then she had never raised her voice at me. grin

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Family / Re: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by cerpvad(m): 5:26pm On Apr 17, 2022
Never marry a lady who you can't control

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Completed Ijebu Ode-Epe-Sagamu-Benin Expressway Interchange. by cerpvad(m): 1:27pm On Mar 16, 2022
Good job. But we are waiting for the raining season to put the integrity of this road structure to test. Dont forget na Naija we dey grin grin grin
naptu2:
See previous thread here: Pictures Of Projects Commissioned By President Buhari In Ogun State.

Prince Dr. Dapo Abiodun - MFR @dabiodunMFR



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Sports / Re: FG Approves Houses For 1994 Super Eagles Winning Side by cerpvad(m): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2022
You don talk well my brother
gistmega:
Pensioners are dying. Teachers are unpaid. The poor have no food and no means of survival. Their concentration is on a group of successful men who were given the widest open doors in life. This is disproportionate. Why should one be granted a house for representing a country? Every single Nigerian is representing the country in many ways. Where is the house for Fela? He also represented Nigeria. Where is the house for Wole Soyinka? Chimamanda, Wizkid? Let us stop this nonsense. someone has stolen cash to built craps for dead men.
Our athletes are hollow-minded.

Viju Wang Nianyong , a Chinese came to Nigeria to produce Viju milk. All Nigerians went gaga for it and turned the man into a $millionaire. If Amunike or Olise had established a tile manufacturing industry in Nigeria, they would have quadrupled their investments today and would frown upon accepting a mediocre kiosk from the government.
If Rashidi Yekini had invested in Car manufacturing, he would have been the Innoson of today and still be alive.

The Patel family came from India to Nigeria to make Royal salt in 1994. They didn't have a pint of the money that Augustine Egavoen had as a baller. But today, they can hire Egavoen.
Nigerians are not seeing opportunities. As soon as one makes a little change, he drinks, phucks and live extravagant lifestyle when he truly has nothing. Nigerians are bailing out while the foreigners are going to Nigeria to become $billionaires. Nigerians see complaints while others see opportunities.

The government is bad but foreigners are cashing out. Shine your eyes. Someone is getting rich making salt only. I know a Nigerian guy supplying charcoal in a particular country and he made it big. So many opportunities

fura de Noonoo has been a staple in the north for centuries. Up till now you can only get it by the roadside. Is there no one with a brain to package it and cash out?

Zobo is still a low-class drink till date.

In Canada, palm oil is sold in catchy bottle and taken like syrup. In Nigeria the oil kegs are eyesores.

In Cyprus, honey is packages in lovely containers but in Nigeria the original honey is sold in dirty gallons.

Dudu Osun packaging is still like Stella pomade.

Abacha is still sold in dirty wraps. What happened to branding?

Bole is still sold the same way my grandfather used to buy it, by the roadside. Beside a drain.

People are cashing out. Nigerians sit in wealth and expect you to go break your back for them to steal it or beg for it.

What stops a welder from teaming up with a mechanic to produce generators? And, Indians are producing for us to buy.
SMH

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Education / Re: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by cerpvad(m): 11:10am On Feb 22, 2022
Some of the teacher's comments are equally hilarious just like the some of the drawings. 'I said draw the human hand and not Devil' s hand' To the teacher, you don see devil hand before. I fear you grin grin
Worldlegend:
My friend is a serving corp member, she asked her pupil to draw human hand..

Checkout their performance below

The first one is her own
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Family / Re: How Organic Stem Cell Helps People Looking For Babies To Conceive. by cerpvad(m): 11:02am On Feb 06, 2022

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Family / Re: How Organic Stem Cell Helps People Looking For Babies To Conceive. by cerpvad(m): 8:00pm On Feb 01, 2022
Where are your stem cells extracted from
Sports / Re: What's Your Take; Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau by cerpvad(m): 10:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
Sodiq should only be used for substituting at injury time.

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Religion / Re: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2022
Wahala be like bicycle. Na you dash me enemies so?
seglabsy:
BRO U GET ENEMIES IF U DO NOT KNOW,KNOW NOW OK?
Religion / Re: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 11:32am On Jan 16, 2022
I no get enemies. Na you wey get enemies supposed answer that question
seglabsy:
DO U KNOW THEM?
Religion / Re: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by cerpvad(m): 11:28am On Jan 16, 2022
Where are The enemies who you have been praying to die for the past ten years? They are still alive and even successful more than you. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Intimidated By A Lady's Height? by cerpvad(m): 1:38am On Nov 06, 2021
Tall girls dey dey difficult to kiss for short guys. Reason is that short guys will have to struggle coolwith stretch their neck out up for kissing to take place. Also, giving doggy style to tall girls is a daunting task for short guys. This does not make the equation to equal grin
Romance / Re: He insisted I take in before marriage by cerpvad(m): 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
The guy did the right thing. He already knew that you are a time waster so he quickly grabbed the alternative available to him.

Many ladies have taken birth control drugs for a long time and this has affected their fertility. Guys please insist on pregnancy before marriage.
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 1:38pm On Jul 19, 2021
OK thanks
iykecollins1:

150k-200k
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 5:43pm On Jul 18, 2021
2009 Toyota Corolla
iykecollins1:

The price depends on the pin......what year/model is ur car
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
I don't know how many pins my gear has. The reverse is not working properly that's why I want to buy another gear. Please how much should I budget?
iykecollins1:

It depends.....How many pin is ur gear carrying??....is It up or down selector?
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by cerpvad(m): 1:02am On Jul 14, 2021
How much is 2009 Toyota corolla gear box
Sports / Re: Remote Controlled Car Delivers Match Ball At Euro 2020 Opening Match (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 1:19pm On Jun 12, 2021
grin
PlayMaker14:
We all know that if Nigeria were to be the host of this tournament under this administration, it would be a Cow with the tournament match ball strapped on it's belly moving and shitting it's way to the centre circle of the pitch to deliver with the help of a fulanized Minister wearing caftan and coat.









Take a look at the last picture and see the way Chiellini was smiling like a dude who finally screwed the hard-to-get chic.
Politics / Re: Ekiti Suspends Minimum Wage, Slashes Workers, Political Appointees’ Salaries by cerpvad(m): 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2021
grin
triple996:
D guy above me needs to b directed to yaba left grin. His own is critical. Water don pass garri.
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by cerpvad(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2021
Hi guys. I am considering buying a V6 2006 Toyota Avalon. Please anyone here who has used the car before should share his or her experience with me. How reliable is it in terms of fuel economy compared to other models of Toyota. And are its spare parts affordable in the market? Also what are the common faults associated with the car
@Gazzuz

Family / Re: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by cerpvad(m): 1:58pm On May 08, 2021
I am currently dating a single mother of 28. She had a daughter of 9 years old. The same issue came up. She wants me to adopt her daughter but I am of the opinion that there is no need for that. The little girl knows her dad and I can only play the role of a father figure in her life. There is no level of legal adoption I can make that will make the little forget her biological father

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Looking For Men by cerpvad(m): 5:22am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Single Working Class Ladies In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 5:16am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by cerpvad(m): 5:07am On Feb 26, 2021
Male, 38, Christian,
Tribe :Yoruba,
Location :live and work in Akure, Ondo State, Genotype AS,
Occupation : Public Service (Federal)

Partner Preference :
Christian or Muslim
Between 25 - 38
Tribe : Yoruba or Igbo
Location :Must be living and working in Akure

Must be ready for marriage
Single mum is allowed

Dm WhatsApp : 0907 734 4855
Romance / Re: Lady Runs Mad While Trying To Accept Proposal Ring From Her Boyfriend (Video) by cerpvad(m): 10:00am On Feb 15, 2021
Are you sure it was not a movie shooting?
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Engaged To Adebayo, Her Photographer On Valentine's Day by cerpvad(m): 9:50am On Feb 15, 2021
Shut it. What do you mean by expire goods? Every human deserves love no matter the age
inoki247:
Lol the guy still av to kneel down to get an expire goods....
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For January 15 2021 In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 9:51am On Jan 16, 2021
How do you know if kogi people are not dying when Bello is resisting testing and documentation of Covid-19 cases and death in the state? That act is tantamount to war crime. He should be warned.
murmee:
Why? Is anything happening in his state? Are the people of Kogi state complaining or dying? The man has simply refused to be part of the SCAM, period!

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