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PoliticsRe: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by cerpvad(m): 9:47am On Mar 14, 2023
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Dapagun:
6. 10,000 vehicles. You want to bring more cars to Lagos. Is lagos traffic not enough for your people? You want 10,000 more vehicles so that everyone should kuku buy a bed and be sleeping in traffic
PoliticsRe: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by cerpvad(m): 9:44am On Mar 14, 2023
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Dapagun:
2. The only way companies can increase their wage bill is if they earn more. If they don't earn more how will they be able to afford more for their workers? You said this will happen on the second day. Does this man have a magic wand somewhere?
CrimeRe: Chimpanzees Killed, Meat Used To Make Pepper Soup In Bayelsa Community (Pix) by cerpvad(m): 8:34am On Jan 26, 2023
Una dey eat your ancestors, Chai!
CareerBolt Drivers In Akure Embark On 7-day Warning Strike by cerpvad(op): 12:19pm On Jan 04, 2023
AKURE BOLT DRIVERS EMBARK ON 7-DAY WARNING STRIKE

Bolt drivers in Akure, the Ondo State capital has embarked on a 7-day warning strike to press home their demand for fair and just treatment from @Boltapp_ng, @boltapp. The strike action which enters its 3rd day today has left many bolt riders in the city stranded and frustrated.

The strike notice which was contained in a letter signed by all Akure Bolt drivers and addressed to @Boltapp_ng
@boltapp, partly reads:

"Sequel to our penultimate letter to you about a fortnight ago, stating our displeasure about the unpleasant working condition that we have been subjected to by your inhumane business trajectory, we have assumed that your failure of compliance to our request is a way of saying that our pleas have fallen to deaf ears and this action has left us with no option than going into a 7-day strike to collapse every activity of Bolt in Akure, starting from today until you rescind the status quo! "

The drivers are calling for a review of e-cab fares to reflect the current economic realities and high fuel cost in the country as well as other unjust treatments meted out to them by Bolt App.

Dozens of Bolt riders in Akure are currently appealing to the e-hailing company to quickly reach amicable resolutions with the drivers for normalcy to be restored. Various comments have been posted by the concerned riders on the Bolt Facebook page intimating the e-hailing company of the strike action. In its reaction to these posts, Bolt assured the riders that the situation was being attended to by the relevant teams.

PoliticsRe: Ademola Adeleke Sworn-in As 6th Elected Osun Governor by cerpvad(m): 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2022
Ijo bere...dance don start grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Happy 30th Birthday To Davido by cerpvad(m): 10:00am On Nov 21, 2022
Fire Fire burn them.... Shukura ki loko si o...shuku sheka aya shoemaker ohh.. grin grin grin grin

My best Davido track ever.

Happy to this Legend. Stay Strong OBO
PhonesRe: Twitter To Start Charging Verified Users $20 Monthly by cerpvad(m): 9:30am On Oct 31, 2022
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bluefilm:
Why don't you start your own Nairaland and do it na?

Everybody knows how to advice others on how to run their businesses but cannot start or run their own business.

Nonsense. angry
PhonesRe: Twitter To Start Charging Verified Users $20 Monthly by cerpvad(m): 9:29am On Oct 31, 2022
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AlafinofEnugu:
Zombiedient should start contributing for obi to keep him online since he no dey give shishi grin
RomanceRe: Two Immigration Officers Wow In Pre-Wedding Photos by cerpvad(m): 9:10am On Oct 04, 2022
Dem go hear am when their ogas at the top post them apart to different commands after their wedding grin grin
RomanceRe: I Stopped Replying A Girl I Used To Like Because Of This Text by cerpvad(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2022
If you can't pay a lady's bill, you aren't man enough to be in her life. Take it or leave it
Perfectman91:
Guys we are the trophy! Avoid "I never chop girls"...if feeding is your problem then there's no good you can offer.
CelebritiesRe: Buju Receives His Bentley Car Gift as Winner of Headies Next Rated Awards by cerpvad(m): 10:07am On Sep 11, 2022
"Outside" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Talking 'bout me, man, big up your chest, I swear
If you no get money e dey kill idea
Man, I faced my fears
There's nothing I can't do from here

Omo in the first stage I made mistakes I swear
For knowledge I sacrificed my fears
And I stand right here
I say I'm better and you can't compare, yeah

'Cause when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
And me I dey work, I dey grind
Oh, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
When I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
Yeah, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind

Ohhh say
Me I still dey look for my cheddar
I know say nobody holy brother
But if me and you get issues
I forgive you and I no reason you
I still got love for you

I know say nobody holy brother
But me I still dey look for my cheddar
But if me and you get issues
I forgive you and I no reason you
And it's simply the truth

I tell you truth, I no lie to you (Jeje)
And dem fit like, dem fit dance it o (Jeje)
When I go wild I be animal
For my cheddar
You know me, I don't play yunno

If dem no like, dem no like it o (Jeje)
I no fit force it upon you o (Jeje)
'Cause you know say na gbedu yunno
You fit dance it oooo
If e dey sweet you o

'Cause when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
And me I dey work, I dey grind
Oh, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
When I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
Yeah, when I give them gbedu e dey blow their mind
You know they can't see me outside
'Cause me I dey work, I dey grind
PhonesRe: Facebook (Lite Version) Is Down by cerpvad(m): 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2022
Same here ohh. I had to delete it and revert to the main Facebook app
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Daniella And Dotun Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photo, Video) by cerpvad(m): 11:36am On Aug 31, 2022
Fake intimacy grin grin
HealthRe: What Disease Could This Be? by cerpvad(m): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2022
He can only take the drug according to doctor's prescription because Augmentin is a drug with several side effects.
Yes there are equally powerful herbs that can flush out the rubbish within three days
Omoslim26:
He should be placed on that drug for 3months abi undecided
He can as well go traditional to flush out the nonsense in his system.
EducationRe: ASUU members, How Do You Cope Without Salary? by cerpvad(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2022
Some of us have gone into Uber and taxi driving grin grin
HealthRe: What Disease Could This Be? by cerpvad(m): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2022
That Augmentin you took is a very powerful drug. I advise you to take it again and see the result. But stop panicking. Our body immune system has a way of striking out ailments in the long run.
FoodRe: Sapa Concoction Rice by cerpvad(m): 8:39am On Jul 24, 2022
Kudos to you for this. You deserve a meritorious award from us bachelors grin
Channah1:
I first packed the rice, dry fish and fresh pepper into the pot and left it until it was almost done.

Then I added the tomatos, onions and panla fish that I stir-fried earlier to the rice and allowed the rice to dry properly.

Voila!

It's ready and served!
RomanceRe: My Babe Is Too Clingy by cerpvad(m): 7:48pm On Jul 22, 2022
It's evident that you are not in control of the relationship. Don't be afraid of losing her. Call her bluff and tell her to stop that habit. If she refuses to adjust, walk away from the relationship.
TravelRe: Poor State Of Benin-Auchi Federal Highway (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 7:08pm On Jul 22, 2022
Really worst
EducationRe: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by cerpvad(m): 2:33pm On Jul 15, 2022
How much will Obi pay the masses per month? That is the only thing I have interest in
IboHausaYoruba:
I promise you that Obi will implement 3Million per month for all professor if we can support him. That's why they have started having sleepless night because of Obi and Obidient people. You think it's a child play for Afenifere to declare for Obi, you think it's a child play for Simon Ekpa to stop sit at home and become Obidient, you think Mazi Nnamdi Kanu didn't see the future to have commanded all Nigerian youth for Obi. At the mention of LP, other parties become jittery. Enough is enough, all old cargos and drug barons must retire from politics by fire by force.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Matawalle And His 30 Children by cerpvad(m): 7:36am On Jul 14, 2022
This year, the world population hits 8 Billion. Matawalle deserves an extra feather in his cap for contributing immensely to this feat.
CultureRe: Alaafin’s Wife Olori Kafayat Is Dead by cerpvad(m): 11:18am On Jul 02, 2022
May God grant her eternal rest. Death is a breakfast. Na everybody go chop am las las
RomanceRe: 21-year-old Woman Celebrates Being A Virgin by cerpvad(m): 11:14am On Jul 02, 2022
It is baseless to celebrate virginity. Sooner or later, virginity will be lost. And if you don't lose your virginity at young age, it becomes a medical problem for you at old age.
FoodRe: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2022
Lolz which hostel be that wey get posh abokis selling market for una grin
Channah1:
Lol... The ones in my area are forming posh because they sell around major hostels where their customers are mostly students. So, they know.
FoodRe: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 3:32pm On Jun 29, 2022
Majority of Aboki guys for my areas are stack illiterate ohhh. You speak pidgin sef dem go dey look you like cows grin grin grin grin grin
Channah1:
Yes na. Wetin you take aboki for?

They even know rosemary herbs and plum.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Governor-Elect, Oyebanji Visits Fayose by cerpvad(m): 3:28pm On Jun 29, 2022
People wey don die fighting over these two politicians don die in vain grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by cerpvad(m): 8:34am On Jun 28, 2022
You are correct. This is the real criminal offense that the UK arrested the Ekweremadus for.
BigIyanga:
Typical Naija oppressor mentality. The issue is not about age.
Per 1989 UK Law-HOTA, Live organ donor and recipient must be genetically related. Is the boy related to the Ekweremadus?
It’s also illegal to induce, coerce, manipulate or offer monetary compensation to donors.
Ignorant and arrogant leaders worshiped by ignorant followers like you.
FoodRe: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 9:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
Spring onions? I am hearing about this for the first time. Hope if I tell the Hausa guys say na spring onion I wan buy, hope dem go sabi am sha?
Channah1:
Lol... Onion leaves kor.. it's spring onions o jereh grin.

You can get it from those mallams that push carrots and other veggies in a cart.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Members Dump Biafra Agitation To Support Peter Obi Presidency (Pictures) by cerpvad(m): 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2022
Perhaps they are hoping on Peter Obi to cede South East as Biafra for them if he eventually becomes the zoo president.
EducationRe: Ngige: ASUU Will Call Off Their Strike Soon by cerpvad(m): 7:51pm On Jun 22, 2022
APC will soon start campaign for presidential election. With academic activities grounded in all Nigerian universities, how will APC market itself to Nigerians during the campaigns?

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