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Family / Re: Wish by cerpvad(m): 5:34pm On Oct 08, 2020
You are married and came online begging for what your husband can easily afford to get for you. You have no respect for your husband. Do you think he will be proud if sees this thread?
jellybabee:
pls how is that a problem? That is my husband using my bank account number. U can call his number if you wish to confirm because his bank account has been dormant for years now.
Family / Re: God will always take control by cerpvad(m): 5:21pm On Oct 08, 2020
Where is your location? Dm me
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: Tayo The Road To Your House Was Tarred By Me(video) by cerpvad(m): 8:15am On Oct 08, 2020
Tayo was not honest with his response. Tell me how would he be honest to Ondo people if became governor?

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Crime / Re: Babatunde Alfa Of Sotitobire Church Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by cerpvad(m): 6:38pm On Oct 06, 2020
How on earth can a pastor be bearing Alfa? Anyway wait until he appeal the case and discharged and acquitted

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Crime / Re: Nollywood Actor, Tunde Amoke & A Teacher Rape A 16-Year-Old Girl In Osun by cerpvad(m): 6:29pm On Oct 06, 2020
Inside life
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Mentality? by cerpvad(m): 11:16pm On Oct 04, 2020
#Fact
Dpsychologist:
This phenomenon has occurred for a long time now.

Women have entitlement mentality starting as a teenager her mom tells her how that she will marry and her Husband provides for her. She also observes her parents.

The Most intoxicating is when she begins to grow older she gets an Overdose of attention. Even if she coughs a guy will tell her she has the most Beautiful cough in the world . Guys + sugar daddies provide her with whatever she needs coupled with Narcissistic attention she gets from 5000 friends on fb, countless msg on WhatsApp and unfettered attention on Instagram and the likes.

She is always favoured anywhere she goes for the fact she is a woman.

When she gets married she will be taken care of till death(unless unfortunate circumstance). Her work is to lie down like Log of wood while the Husband sweat himself to please her.

Peradventure she is not a stay at home mother. As a Career woman her money is her money while the Husband money is their money.

She gives birth and the Husband take care of the children.
When the children grow she will still be taken care of.


Tell me why wouldn’t she feel entitled?
Politics / Re: Fayemi: APC Has Not Abandoned Restructuring by cerpvad(m): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2020
Right from his days at the barricades during Babangida and Abacha regimes, Fayemi has been a core advocate of restructuring. He has not relented in that effort. Ride on my Governor.
Family / Re: Please Help Me Clarify This Issue Of Marriage Certificate by cerpvad(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2020
OK. Thanks. What did the whole process look like? Did you both sign the marriage license? After how many days from that were you able to be joined together by the Registry? Thank you
Mopricelezz:


I have no idea, I had mine done at the registry alone.
Family / Re: Please Help Me Clarify This Issue Of Marriage Certificate by cerpvad(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2020
OK. Thanks. What did the whole process look like? Did you both sign the marriage license? After how many days from that were you able to be joined together by the Registry?
Mopricelezz:


I have no idea, I had mine done at the registry alone.
Family / Re: Please Help Me Clarify This Issue Of Marriage Certificate by cerpvad(m): 12:05am On Sep 16, 2020
Please do you have any idea on the question I asked above? The person I directed it to seems to have deactivated.
Mopricelezz:




Family / Re: Please Help Me Clarify This Issue Of Marriage Certificate by cerpvad(m): 12:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
Hello, I followed your analysis and I really found it very educating.

But I have this question.

On the 'small license' from court that you said would be taken to church , are the intending couples required to append their signatures on it, or is it only signed by the court registrar?

Thanks in advance for your response.


God, help me to simplify my response.

OK, here we go.

- Ikoyi registry requires 21 days notice and payment.
- if your church is licenced, at the end of the 21 days, Ikoyi will give you a licence to take to your church. The licence looks like a marriage certificate but smaller. It is not yours, but it is what the church will see before they go ahead with your wedding.
- Your licenced church will give you a Federal government wedding certificate (white in colour and black prints, no green) same as what Ikoyi would give you.
- the only difference between Ikoyi's certificate and your church's is nothing. Only place of joining and person who joins will be different. Place=the licenced Church. Person=Pastor/Minister instead of Registrar.
- Your licenced Church is only joining you on behalf of the Ikoyi registry. That is why they need that small license from Ikoyi to know that you have done the right thing by filing a notice in Ikoyi. In Ikoyi, a file is opened for you.
- The certificates the church is holding on behalf of the registry has 3 copies for every wedding. One is for you, the 2nd one stays in the church (with that small licence attached) and the third one is returned to Ikoyi either by the church or by you.
- Ikoyi also has a copy of the small licence they initially give you to give to the church, so, when the wedding is eventually contracted, the 3rd copy of your wedding which would be returned to them is attached to it.
- Please note that your church may decide to give you their own Church wedding certificate in addition. But it is only a church/religious certificate. But the one they give you on behalf of the government is the one legally binding you.

Ask me any question for clarification.


Modified:
Please note that if you fully contract your wedding at Ikoyi, you have fully legally married. You do not need to go to church again. But if you want to go to church, the church will not give you government's certificate the 2nd time. They may re-present your Ikoyi certificate and pretend to issue you certificate. Or they may give you their own certificate, which looks like baptismal certificate or school certificate. They may either call your wedding Blessing of Holy Matrimony or the real matrimony ceremony, but the deed had been done at Ikoyi.
- Please you must be sure your church is licensed. So many are ignorant and are not licensed. Once the church secretary or administrator or pastor cannot tell you what I have told you above, do not marry there. Go to court and marry fully.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Noisemakers Don't Last Only Newsmakers Do" by cerpvad(m): 12:11pm On Sep 13, 2020
How do you mean Oyedepo doesn't read newspapers? Bruh, your hero worshipping get k leg ohh grin
HigherEd:

First do not even assume that Oyedepo knows who freeze is. Oyedepo doesn't watch news and doesn't read newspapers or use social media. He's as traditional as it gets. National relevant news are relayed to him in the most very old fashioned way through his aides.
Even his children or wife knows not to bring this sort of discussion about an irrelevant freeze to him, you may not like the response you will get.

Mind you Oyedepo created 6,000 more churches in the most rural parts of Africa in past six months. His organization is growing like wild fire with growth exceeding his past nine years of ministry combined. That is the point he is making right there. If so called haters can't stop a person from expanding or growing their sphere of influence then they are noisemakers.


A man still thinking about creating the largest hospital in Africa, largest housing, largest cathedrals and still manage a wage bill shooting exceeding high in the excess of 5 billion naira monthly. Oyedepo knows these new things won't come from wishful thinking at his advancing age, it requires the application of his brain to learn and conceive, his time to execute. His attention (brain) and his time - the two things critics are demanding are those he is wisest not to give.

In 200 years to come, Freeze and his followers would be remembered by a minority of historians. Their relevance in history would be tied to how they successfully rode to fame by dragging highly successful clergy. Oyedepo's legacy would live on! His churches would continue to bless lives. His university system would continue to be at the fore of cutting edge research breakthrough. Hahaha read his vision 2032, he is just beginning his life at 67 when many of his accusers are already done with theirs at 30.

We know this why? Jesus was condemned - his accusers are today irrelevant and unknown. Same with Aimee Semple MacPherson, Kathryn Kuhlmann, Maria Woodworth Ether, Smith Wigglesworth, Oral Roberts, Archbishop Idahosa etc. Critics are spectators! In a football field, 22 people are fulfilling their lives and destinies while 50,000 are crying, rejoicing, wailing and cursing. In the end only the 22 would get paid.

Ife Olaleye

Romance / Re: Measuring A Man's Strengh Using The Amount Of Abuse He Could Take From A Woman by cerpvad(m): 11:20am On Sep 13, 2020
Uhmm, you are right. Abuse, especially when it robs the man of his pride and ego, should not be a standard for measuring a real man.
Anyway, I can still withstand a physical abuse from a woman, but when it comes to verbal abuse such as blackmailing, intimidating utterances that can damage my integrity and pride as a man, I walk away from the relationship.
lilmonarch:
angry
Family / Re: Mum Of 2 Who Married A Tree Celebrates First Wedding Anniversary In England by cerpvad(m): 9:52am On Sep 13, 2020
Romance / Re: She Still Loves Her Ex. What Do I Do? by cerpvad(m): 9:48am On Sep 13, 2020
Free the girl so that you won't later tell stories that touch
Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other.

I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me).

She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo by cerpvad(m): 9:46am On Sep 13, 2020
This guy has apologized yet una still dey abuse him. So tay, una go say you be Christians

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Family / Re: Men Are To Pay All Bills - Reno Nuggets by cerpvad(m): 7:20pm On Sep 12, 2020
He is damn right. The man is the head of the union and Whatever the woman earn should only be an addition.

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Music/Radio / Re: Dauda Kahutu 'Rarara' Seeks Donations For Harp Song Next Album by cerpvad(m): 4:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
Na mumu like him go donate. Masugudu sugudu idiot
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's 62nd Posthumous Birthday. What Are Your Top 5 MJ Songs? by cerpvad(m): 7:51pm On Aug 29, 2020
Dirty Diana
Man in the Mirror
Human nature
Heal the world
Thriller
Liberian girl
Billy Jean
saaphiere:
The king of pop 'Micheal Jackson' was born on this day 29th August in 1958. He would have been 62 years today. What are your top 5 Micheal Jackson songs?

Mine:
1. Heal the world.
2. Black or White.
3. Billie Jean.
4. Wanna be starting something.
5. Smooth criminal.

What's your top 5 MJ songs?
Romance / Re: No Guy Can Leave A Girl With This Nyash PHOTOS by cerpvad(m): 2:26pm On Aug 22, 2020
If your character bad, your big ass no fit make me stay grin
Sweetgirlmimi:
Your boyfriend will not run away if your ass is big

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Fashion / Re: Do You Have A Low Bumbum Or Saggy Butt And A Big Stomach? Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 10:44am On Aug 18, 2020
Thanks. This is the spec for what I need. I think you should see it comes with hips and butt pads. Let me know if you have it in stick. Large size.
Adeola97:


Yes I do 4000

Celebrities / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 79th Birthday by cerpvad(m): 7:23pm On Aug 17, 2020
At 79, Maradona should tell us who killed Dele Giwa?
Fashion / Re: Girls With Flat And Small Bum Should Please Wear Butt Pad by cerpvad(m): 4:41pm On Aug 16, 2020
Good. But only wear it with the consent of your husband or bf.
Fashion / Re: Do You Have A Low Bumbum Or Saggy Butt And A Big Stomach? Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 6:05pm On Aug 15, 2020
Do you sell bum bum. And how much is it?
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by cerpvad(m): 8:11am On Aug 12, 2020
Op does not own the the work. He only did copy and paste so there is no way he can reduce the English
Lazycyndy:
Op the English is too high for them abeg reduce it so that the children can learn. grin

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by cerpvad(m): 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2020
The thing weak me bruh
EmperorShizzy:

That's the point bro, if a civilian like him could smuggled in a camera despite their omni mighty braggadocio, then it's really pathetic, and to think they are supposed to be our number one intelligence agency.
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Releases Footage Of His DSS Detention Cell, A Year After by cerpvad(m): 8:22am On Aug 04, 2020
This speaks volumes about the incompetence of the DSS. How could they have someone in custody for a long period of time without detecting he had a camera with him?
StagethemTVee:
Former presidential aspirant Omoyele Sowore has released a video showing where he was detained by DSS a year ago. He was arrested by the Buhari goverment for planning and leading a revolution now protest against the government.



https://mobile.twitter.com/YeleSowore/status/1290244083643035648
Education / Re: WAEC Timetable Is Anti-muslim - MURIC Cries Out by cerpvad(m): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2020
Are there no Muslim people on the board of WAEC to properly guide them?
Ijaya123:


http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2020/08/muric-rejects-waecs-anti-muslim.html?m=1
Family / Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by cerpvad(m): 10:25am On Jun 19, 2020
Have sex regularly, eat good food and watch your weight rise.
UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight? angry

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.
Family / Re: A Woman That Always Demand Sex From The Husband Is Killing Him Slowly by cerpvad(m): 7:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
Your theory is false. I know men who have sex every 24 hours and they are in good shape. If sex kills men slowly, there will not be any men remaining on earth today as all of them would have died out
coputa:
Men that are always on top of their wife are frail look,lacks strenght,it drains a man slowly no matter the food you eat,if you swallow a cow everyday.moderation is the key.

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