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Education / Re: ASUU members, How Do You Cope Without Salary? by cerpvad(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2022 |
Some of us have gone into Uber and taxi driving |
Health / Re: What Disease Could This Be? by cerpvad(m): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2022 |
That Augmentin you took is a very powerful drug. I advise you to take it again and see the result. But stop panicking. Our body immune system has a way of striking out ailments in the long run. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: Sapa Concoction Rice by cerpvad(m): 8:39am On Jul 24, 2022 |
Kudos to you for this. You deserve a meritorious award from us bachelors Channah1: |
Romance / Re: My Babe Is Too Clingy by cerpvad(m): 7:48pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
It's evident that you are not in control of the relationship. Don't be afraid of losing her. Call her bluff and tell her to stop that habit. If she refuses to adjust, walk away from the relationship. |
Travel / Re: Poor State Of Benin-Auchi Federal Highway (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 7:08pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
Really worst 2 Likes |
Education / Re: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by cerpvad(m): 2:33pm On Jul 15, 2022 |
How much will Obi pay the masses per month? That is the only thing I have interest in IboHausaYoruba: |
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Matawalle And His 30 Children by cerpvad(m): 7:36am On Jul 14, 2022 |
This year, the world population hits 8 Billion. Matawalle deserves an extra feather in his cap for contributing immensely to this feat. |
Culture / Re: Alaafin’s Wife Olori Kafayat Is Dead by cerpvad(m): 11:18am On Jul 02, 2022 |
May God grant her eternal rest. Death is a breakfast. Na everybody go chop am las las |
Romance / Re: 21-year-old Woman Celebrates Being A Virgin by cerpvad(m): 11:14am On Jul 02, 2022 |
It is baseless to celebrate virginity. Sooner or later, virginity will be lost. And if you don't lose your virginity at young age, it becomes a medical problem for you at old age. |
Food / Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2022 |
Lolz which hostel be that wey get posh abokis selling market for una Channah1: |
Food / Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 3:32pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Majority of Aboki guys for my areas are stack illiterate ohhh. You speak pidgin sef dem go dey look you like cows Channah1: |
Politics / Re: Ekiti Governor-Elect, Oyebanji Visits Fayose by cerpvad(m): 3:28pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
People wey don die fighting over these two politicians don die in vain |
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by cerpvad(m): 8:34am On Jun 28, 2022 |
You are correct. This is the real criminal offense that the UK arrested the Ekweremadus for. BigIyanga: |
Food / Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by cerpvad(m): 9:08pm On Jun 26, 2022 |
Spring onions? I am hearing about this for the first time. Hope if I tell the Hausa guys say na spring onion I wan buy, hope dem go sabi am sha? Channah1: |
Politics / Re: IPOB Members Dump Biafra Agitation To Support Peter Obi Presidency (Pictures) by cerpvad(m): 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
Perhaps they are hoping on Peter Obi to cede South East as Biafra for them if he eventually becomes the zoo president. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Ngige: ASUU Will Call Off Their Strike Soon by cerpvad(m): 7:51pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
APC will soon start campaign for presidential election. With academic activities grounded in all Nigerian universities, how will APC market itself to Nigerians during the campaigns? |
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by cerpvad(m): 7:19pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
Go ahead and break up with her. Na Olosho girls dey fit people like you |
Family / Re: My Wife-To-Be Provides Everything In The House, No Juju Involved by cerpvad(m): 7:13pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
Don't worry. Her family are waiting for you after marriage. You go collect wotowoto |
Celebrities / Re: Police Order Portable To Report Himself Over Jungle Justice (Video) by cerpvad(m): 9:21am On Jun 21, 2022 |
This portable guy will self-destruct unless a drastic step is taken to save him from himself. After downloading his latest track titled 'e ku igara' , and listening for some moments, I had to press the delete button because it was made up rubbish |
Politics / Re: Ekiti Guber: PDP Candidate, Kolawole Congratulates Oyebanji by cerpvad(m): 5:44pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Segun Oni should send out his congratulatory letter too. Or is he planning to head to Tribunal? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: UK Govt Shuts Down Tobi Adegboyega’s SPAC Nation Over £1.9 Million Fraud by cerpvad(m): 10:57am On Jun 18, 2022 |
Really? No be this guy that Daddy Freeze and his wife travelled to chill out with in UK few months ago? The last time Daddy Freeze visited Hushpuppy in Dubai, few months later Hishpuppy was arrested. Now this is happening to Pastor Tobi. |
Politics / Re: Erelu Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 59th Birthday Today by cerpvad(m): 11:07am On Jun 12, 2022 |
She supported Fayemi in the UK for his PhD studies. She is a woman with unique qualities. Happy birthday, your excellency. |
Career / Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by cerpvad(m): 5:57pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
Endorsement don expire na. She is back to street where dem pick her up 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by cerpvad(m): 3:19pm On May 14, 2022 |
Na dem killed, na dem dey protest. Northern extremists are sick. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reunites With His Ex-Wife, Michelle Jackson In Lagos by cerpvad(m): 6:58am On May 14, 2022 |
E no easy to manage ex. My ex dey still always dm me telling me that the guy she dumped me for get small banana and dey idle for the other room. Wetin make I come do about that? |
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Ex-husband, Falegan Publicly Apologizes To Her (video) by cerpvad(m): 8:15am On May 11, 2022 |
Wetin the apology wan achieve? Can it bring the two of you back together? |
Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by cerpvad(m): 8:00am On May 11, 2022 |
@OP,Why you wan kill yourself? Na your egg? There are sperm banks you can also go to sell your sperm and use the money to buy whatever suits you just like she did. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2023: Fayemi Joins Presidential Race, Unfolds Agenda After Consultations by cerpvad(m): 6:46pm On May 03, 2022 |
He is eligible. Omo wa ni, e je o se (Na our pikin, make we allow am do am) |
Car Talk / Re: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by cerpvad(m): 2:13pm On May 02, 2022 |
I used Honda EOD for about six years before I bought a 2009 Toyota corolla. It was then I realized that I had suffered myself for six years driving Honda. Toyota is far a reliable car than Honda. With my 2009 corolla now I no longer have to bother about CV joints or ball joints pulling off while driving. Also I don't have to bother about refilling of power steering pump with power steering oil because my 2009 corolla is with electric power steering system, controlled by the ABS sensors. 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Buy Presidential Form For Me: Yul Edochie Tells Nigerians After Marriage Scandal by cerpvad(m): 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
Someone should tell this guy that presidency and marriage scandal no be mate |
TV/Movies / Re: Ọmọ! That Year. This Used To Be Our Own Netflix by cerpvad(m): 9:53am On Apr 29, 2022 |
This business is still running in some part of the country. Also while I am driving, I still often see some guys on the road selling musical audio/video CDs of renowned artists 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by cerpvad(m): 3:14pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
That she gave you Gono does not mean she contacted it from having sex with someone else. Ladies genital organs are so receptive to bacteria from several other sources including using the toilet or unhygienic environments. Even faithful wives do give their husbands STIs. Bottom line is that you can treat yourself and treat her too. You can go to a nearby pharmacy and ask for Augmentin. The drug is over 4k. You both have to take it according to prescription and within five to seven days you should be OK together |
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