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Romance / Re: Help, I Am In Love With A Single Mother Of Two. by cerpvad(m): 3:31pm On Jan 08, 2021
Thank God that you have a business. Get ready to pay school fees and cater for feeding those kids cause they will grow up seeing you as their father
BabaIbo:
I am a young man in my thirties and she should be in the same range(I didn't ask her about her age because I don't really lay emphasis on age). We are from neighbouring towns.

As my heading reads, recently I met a lady online and we have been communicating well and I noticed she ticked most of the boxes of what I want in a woman.

Prior to now, I told myself I will stay away from anything woman because I just started a business last year and I want it to grow and balance before thinking of any thing women or marriage.

Recently, I noticed I am developing strong feelings for her, strong enough to lead to the alter.

Now the problem is, she is a single mother of two, we don't stay in the same city and the father of those kids seems to live in a neighbouring city to where she lives(although to a good extent the father of those kids is not a problem).

My question is what will you advice me to do in this situation?
*Go on and start a relationship with her.
*Keep her as a friend, although she may get hooked by another man along the line.

Anybody here who have been in similar situation, should help share their experiences too.


Note: She has never been married.
She is working and comfortable, money a problem is not a problem, i.e no unnecessary billing associated with some relationships.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2021
So many FTI staff have not gotten December 2020 salary till this moment. Is this a new year gift from OAGF and its IPPIS Cohorts?
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by cerpvad(m): 11:11am On Dec 13, 2020
She is damn right. Countless divorces are due to interferences from the mother of the couple
nwekeugochukwu:
Aisha Yesufu Advises Married Couples: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It'

Activist, Aisha yesufu has taken to her Twitter handle to advise married couples to keep their mothers out of their marriage if they want their marriage to work, IgbereTV reports.

According to her, the moment you start sharing what is happening in your marriage with your mother, she will begin to interfere in your marriage which will cause you trouble.

Read her tweets below.


https://twitter.com/AishaYesufu/status/1337444817903742979?s=19
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by cerpvad(m): 12:32pm On Nov 28, 2020
Look at this one ohhh. This is the kind of physique that I want in the lady I want to marry but which I never see, na hin you dey dislike up and down. Anyway I go pm you. Just reply with your Facebook name or number, then I go know wetin to do nex grin
Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. angry To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise. embarassed

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique grin.

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Attends Williams Uchemba's Wedding With 6 Pregnant Women by cerpvad(m): 8:26am On Nov 22, 2020
All these are just for show off. He probably rented the women and paid them for this. Nothing wrong with the guy, though. He is just catching his fun. Life is short.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by cerpvad(m): 7:19am On Nov 14, 2020
Hi, I am 38,working class male, based in Akure Ondo State. Looking for a good hearted lady, 25-37, ready for serious relationship. Call or WhatsApp me : 0907 734 4855
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Employs 10,200 Pastors Across Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
HigherEd:
HOW WE DEPLOYED OVER 10,200 NEWLY EMPLOYED PASTORS TO THE NEW CHURCHES
-Bishop David Oyedepo at CHoP

*Don’t stop pressing, it is proof that your faith is still on.
* We all have this 11th hour opportunity to press to the finishing line.
* The first most difficult prophetic Word of the year was the planting of 10,000 Churches.
* As the States began to open one by one, we began to invade them one by one.
* Some pastors were enlisted in Kano State and when the place was not opened, we moved them to Akwa-Ibom, Cross River: we were just on the harvest field

Heavenly Father, thank You for another brand-new working week.
May this week deliver its goodness and its great contents in everyone’s life.
We shall all be daily loaded with His blessings all through this week.

It shall be a week of bumper harvest for every engaging Winner in the name of Jesus.
Your prayers shall be answered with speed. Every prayer prayed to see souls saved and established in the faith shall be answered with speed. So, shall it be. Everyone we minister to this week will respond, everyone we invite will come; Jesus will save those who are not saved and strengthen those new converts in the faith in Jesus precious name.

Jesus in the parable of the householder said that the householder went out to hire labourers into his field early in the morning. He hired some in the 3rd hour, 6th hour, 9th hour, 11th hour into his vineyard; but he paid everyone the same amount at the end of the day (Matthew 20:1-9). He paid them all: those who came at the 11th hour, 3rd hour; he paid them the same amount.

If you check John chapter 15 verse 1, so the Householder we are talking about here is God the Father. He still offers the 11th hour opportunity up till now (Malachi 3:6). Some got saved in March, so they were not early in the morning when this order was issued. Others came in there in June, that’s the 6th hour, they were not there. The day was going to close at 12, He went at 9, hired some other more and then at the 11th hour hired others; paid everyone from the 3rd hour to the 11th hour the same amount.
Jesus can also be defined as the Householder (John 14:9, Hebrews 13:cool

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE 11TH HOUR STEWARDSHIP OPPORTUNITY

With our eyes opened, we have seen Jesus planted over 10,000 Churches in this Commission this year in spite of the global lock down and the crisis here and there. By yesterday, we had crossed 10,200 plus and still counting because some people’s reports are yet to arrive at the Mission Head office.

It’s very clear therefore that the Prophetic Package for the year is from the Lord. That is the number one of it (2020’s Prophetic Package).
We shall also see the attendance of every assembly double on or before November 29th 2020.
How do I know?
Psalm 89:34, Isaiah 34:16
When you see one part of a prophetic Word fulfilled, it means the other one is settled.
The first most difficult prophetic Word of the year was the planting of 10,000 Churches.
We ought to have said, “well Lord, we never knew that there will be global lock down. But now that You also know there is no way we can go forward with this.”

Because we believe Him, we kept at it. As the States began to open one by one, we began to invade them one by one. You get enlisted in Kano State and the place is not opened, we move you down to Akwa-Ibom, Cross River: we were just on the harvest field, every soul is important to God, God does not know the geography of human beings.

We kept on because we believed Him. In the same way, we have to keep on, to prove that we believe Him to see the attendance of this Church become minimum double on or before November 29th 2020.

James 2:18
When you stop pressing, it’s a proof that your faith has stopped. As long as you keep pressing, it’s a proof that your faith is on. We pressed and pressed because we believed God to see September 18th 1999 come true. I went to one factory, I’ve never been there, it’s inside of the inside, on the way to ‘Owode’, to press on them, “they must deliver all the doors”: it’s a door making factory. You know there are 108 doors out there at the Faith Tabernacle, we took delivery by force. They fixed all the doors, they became ‘openable’ and lockable. We kept pressing because we believed Him.
The moment people stop pressing, they have stopped believing Him.

In the same vein, the number of cells of 2019 shall be minimum double on or before November 28th 2020 (it’s a Saturday). If you truly believe as a Cell Minister, you will push, you will press.
When you see people just lay by, their faith is asleep, their faith is gone, their faith is no longer there. It has become zero level faith (Mark 4:40). We all have a measure of faith, but their own faith, the measure has been eroded.
- Somebody’s faith is coming alive this morning in the name of Jesus Christ.

God is not a man that He should lie nor the son of man that he should repent (Numbers 23:19). Circumstances can’t stop God from having His way. If God said so and we truly believe Him and prove that we do by doing our part, then we have committed God’s integrity to confirm it.
If God said so and we truly believe that He said He will do what He said He will do and prove that we do by doing our part: we have committed God, we have committed His integrity to confirm His Word.

Faith without works is dead (James 2:26).
Do you really believe in Operation 10 for Christ 2020, if you do you’ll drive your faith to deliver your portion.
You can’t accomplish a divine task without the hand of God and you provoke the hand of God by your faith.

Don’t tell me, “I believe in Operation 10 for Christ 2020” and you have not seen one (soul).
“Yes, I believe, I truly believe, I very much believe”
He said, “even the devil believes and he shivers” (James 2:19). It’s not what we believe but how much we prove what we believe.

Source Of Full Message:
https://www.facebook.com/444807728996437/posts/2244979702312555/
Uhmm, oya Daddy Freeze, over to you. grin
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by cerpvad(m): 1:16pm On Nov 05, 2020
Bros, economy hard grin
Jemerson:


Change the phone
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by cerpvad(m): 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2020
Hi guys. my infinix note 4 takes long time to fully charge. The battery quickly gets low too- while using it and it gets to 50%, it shuts down. The battery is inbult and its 4300mah. I was told to change the battery but I dont know if that can work. And can the battery be changed to 5000mah or more ? Has anyone here had his/her Note 4 battery changed before? Please kindly share your experience. Phone engineers, please advise.
Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Posts On EndSARS by cerpvad(m): 12:51am On Oct 15, 2020
Daddy Freeze, please take note of this ohhh grin
Romance / Re: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by cerpvad(m): 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2020
grin
OdefaGirl:



Nairaland guys can be crazy grin grin grin grin na waa for some comments here.
Romance / Re: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by cerpvad(m): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
They are the best
Petyprincess:
What about petite girls? angry

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Romance / Re: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by cerpvad(m): 12:26pm On Oct 14, 2020
I prefer slim girls because you have access easily to the veejah and it's very sexy to see. But veejah of thick lady is stressful to access, it is mostly hidden under under layers of fleshes and big thighs grin

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Literature / Re: Prof. John Pepper Clark Is Dead by cerpvad(m): 8:45pm On Oct 13, 2020
Uhmm, the last line of this poem is actually a metaphor of death. Rest in Peace Prof J. P. Clark as you 'settle to sleep of the innocent and free'
gwafaeziokwu:
Night Rain

By J.P Clark




What time of night it is

I do not know

Except that like some fish

Doped out of the deep

I have bobbed up belly wise

From stream of sleep

And no cock crow

It is drumming hard here

And I suppose everywhere

Droning with insistent ardor upon

Our roof thatch and shed

And through sheaves slit open

To lightning and rafters

I cannot quite make out over head

Great water drops are dribbling

Falling like orange and mango

Fruits showered forth in the wind

Or perhaps I should say so

Much like beads I could in prayer tell

Then on string as they break

In wooden bowls and earthenware

Mother is busy now deploying

About our room let an floor

Although, it is so bad

I know her practiced step as

She moves her bins, bags and vats

Out of the run of water

That like ants filling out of the wood

Will scatter and gain possession

Of the floor. Do no tremble then

But, turn brothers, turn upon your side

Of your loosening mats

To where the others lie.

We have drunk tonight of a spell

Deeper than the owl’s or bat’s

That wet of wings may not fly

Bedraggled up on the iroko, they stand

Emptied of hearts, and

Therefore will not, stir, no, not

Even at dawn for then

They must scurry in to hide.

So let us roll over our back

And again roll to the beat

Of drumming all over the land

And under its ample soothing hand

Joined to that of the sea

We will settle to sleep of the innocent and free.



Rip great one! You kind comes once in a life time. Nigerian literary community will miss you.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Writes #EndSARS On His Jeep Wrangler by cerpvad(m): 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2020
Oga police e wetin be this e...
Na today, e don tay wey Paul don hate police brutality grin
Politics / Re: Ondo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by cerpvad(m): 8:26am On Oct 10, 2020
The first map above is an old map of Ondo State when Ekiti State was still part of the state. To avert miseducation and misinformation, kindly remove it or modify it to current Ondo State map. Thank you
engineerboat:
GOOD MORNING NAIRALANDERS.

We are back again for the Ondo State Governorship Election, 2020.

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has fixed today 10 October, 2020 for the Conduct of Governorship Election to select the Person that will occupy the ALAGBAKA House come February 26, 2021.

Ondo State Election becomes an OFF-SEASON election as a result of the Tribunal and Appeal Court Nullification of PDP Chief Olusegun Agagu, which declares Dr. Raham Segun Mimiko of Labour Party as the Rightful Winner of the Election in 2007.

For the 2020 Election, The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has 17 political parties on the ballot papers for the October 10 governorship election in Ondo State.

Voters in the 18 local government areas spread evenly across the three different senatorial districts of the state will elect one of the 17 to govern the state for the next four years.
The race to the Alagbaka Government House, however, is widely seen as a tight contest between three lawyers from three different senatorial districts and three major political parties in the state.
They are
(1) Rotimi Akeredolu, (APC) – Current Governor
(2) Eyitayo Jegede (PDP) – Former AG and Commissioner of Justice in the Last Administration in Ondo State.
(3) Agboola Ajayi – (ZLP) – Current Deputy Governor.

The three major candidates have strong structures in the 18 local government areas of the state.
Follow this thread for Live updates and Monitoring of the Ondo State Election.
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 8:03am On Oct 10, 2020
Uhmm, I don't think so. Do you think banana would ever expire for monkeys? grin
Depressed101:
by then it will be am expired code. I think twice grin
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 4:55pm On Oct 09, 2020
Why not ignore the long story if e dey pain you for eye?
DaddyGngeess:





Something that doesn't take smart guy up to ten to twenty minutes to get any lady phone number be it anywhere or any place na this one dey talk long story put..
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 2:43pm On Oct 09, 2020
So calling a fellow human a fool will take you to heaven, abi?
Meedon:
Fool her number won't take you to heaven.

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Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 2:41pm On Oct 09, 2020
Thank you!
nwaezeemmanuel:
Congrats!

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Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 2:40pm On Oct 09, 2020
Don't get it twisted. Only small boys fear rejection or insult from women. Real men rides over the crest of rejection and insult to get better women into their world. Be it as it may, I count it joy when women eat my money and brag about it to their friends. The implication is that their friends easily fall into my hands too for the portion of their own natural cake grin
purples25:


Hmm.

Thinking about the many dangers a man faces daily. All the insults and rejection from women. All the ones that come and eat your money........

Wont you people make moves to protect yourselves? A lot of you follow strange women who end up eating from you and walking away. A man should not say because he is a man he will live recklessly. Protect yourselves, observe these women you go to. Don't go to strange women. Women that will just be sending you and you will be buying up and down for months and years like fools. Sometimes, you guys will just be so eager to sleep with a new girl. When her bottom smells like fish, you will start to complain. But you were willing to stick your things into strange women!

Then you come here with a vengeance. Go with girls who will not say bring this and that. Go with girls that your finances van handle or you people have future plans and she has agreed to live within reasonable means. Not a girl that you want to just be sleeping with, no plan, yet, no gain for her. Have an arangement that will treat both of you like human beings.

If you live wild, you see wild. Think of yourself and protect yourself before going after girls.

Fin.

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Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 2:30pm On Oct 09, 2020
Either you are impressed or not, e no concern me. Either universal or no universal rule, I no care. All I know is that my 'magic code' no dey fail me. E dey get me girls number wherever and whatever the time of the day is. grin grin
nwaezeemmanuel:
You think i am impressed that you have gotten numbers from several girls with your 'magic' code.

I'm not, there will always be those women that will fall for tricks.

That does not mean it is a universal rule.

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Family / Re: God will always take control by cerpvad(m): 11:48am On Oct 09, 2020
Respond to that job advert I posted, if you have interest
NoshakingGod:


Please I sent you DM but no response from you.
Family / Re: Wish by cerpvad(m): 11:47am On Oct 09, 2020
Oh really, I never saw that part
DenreleDave:


What ar u saying, she said her husband used her acct number to beg too
Family / Re: Wish by cerpvad(m): 11:45am On Oct 09, 2020
You are right. But next time when you want to beg for something, no dey tell people say you are married. It brings shame to your husband
jellybabee:
you are very funny though....Does being a husband mean he can afford it And if he can or I can....I won't have asked for it.
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 11:41am On Oct 09, 2020
It works for me like magic. I can't count the number of girls I have used it for to get their numbers and take things further with them
At the approach level, getting a girl's number is highly essential especially when you meet her in a setting where it's impossible to meet her again e.g Banking hall, ATM stands, supermarkets, motor garage, churches, streets etc, the code I use has never failed me even if she refuses initially, she must drop me a line before she goes away. grin grin
nwaezeemmanuel:
If it's in line with the things i highlighted - it won't work for every woman.

There is no code or shortcut, especially if her number is your lead to a serious relationship.

Curious about the code though cheesy

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Family / Re: God will always take control by cerpvad(m): 11:32am On Oct 09, 2020
*VACANCIES AT PRESTON INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, AKURE*

As we prepare for resumption, we are now inviting applications for the following *non-teaching* vacant positions:

1. Drivers
2. House Parents
3. Nurses
4. Cooks
5. Bakery Assistant

Application form procedure - online form and hard copies now acceptable. Follow the link below to the forms:

*Online Form*
https://www.preston-international.com/form/?pid=33&form=57

*Hard copy/PDF form:*
https://www.preston-international.com/attachments/download.asp?file=9&type=pdf

Interviews are ongoing.

NoshakingGod:


Apology for late reply please.
Answers to the above questions.

1) I am not the only child. We are four in number and I'm the second child and the most exposed (a graduate).

2) She died during when strict lockdown was still in place. So organizing burial as at then wasn't allowed. Secondly, she would have been buried immediately lockdown was lifted but there are certain things villagers demand before she'll be allowed to be buried

3) I read education administration in school. With this field, I can function very well in any administrative position, sales and marketing etc. My main area of business is poultry. This is the area I need capital to invest as I have gotten a space and the required experience.

4) Looking at 70-100-150k (depending on how much I can get) at a start.

5) I need capital for investment, not for burial. I need source of earning, not burial.

6) I'm the most disturbed because others look up to me as who should facilitate things.

Family / Re: God will always take control by cerpvad(m): 11:31am On Oct 09, 2020
*VACANCIES AT PRESTON INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, AKURE*

As we prepare for resumption, we are now inviting applications for the following *non-teaching* vacant positions:

1. Drivers
2. House Parents
3. Nurses
4. Cooks
5. Bakery Assistant

Application form procedure - online form and hard copies now acceptable. Follow the link below to the forms:

*Online Form*
https://www.preston-international.com/form/?pid=33&form=57

*Hard copy/PDF form:*
https://www.preston-international.com/attachments/download.asp?file=9&type=pdf

Interviews are ongoing.

You can apply if you're interested to safe your ordeal
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by cerpvad(m): 6:29pm On Oct 08, 2020
I have a code that I used to get number instantly from girls. I will only reveal that code to my male children when they are ready to be dating girls grin

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