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Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by cerzo(m): 10:42pm On Aug 09, 2015
TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

grin cheesy cheesy
Wats d name of d sch ?
Car Talk / Re: You Won't Believe What These People Are Trying To Do (photos) by cerzo(m): 9:12am On Aug 06, 2015
Everything is possible in 9ja
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by cerzo(m): 5:17am On Jul 29, 2015
Gat a problem wth my memory card..all my docs and videos, everyth on my memory card on myq10 just disappear..i even inserted another memory card..it still show nothing..pls u help is needed
Crime / Re: 4 Traders Burnt As Bus Catches Fire At Kagini by cerzo(m): 7:23am On Jul 28, 2015
kiss
Crime / Re: How Teenager Killed 4-year-old Boy In Lagos, Removed His Kidney And Intestine(ve by cerzo(m): 7:00am On Jul 28, 2015
Chisos..i cnt believe this
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: President Buhari Going To Cameroon by cerzo(m): 6:55am On Jul 28, 2015
Must he cee them face to face..my travelling president oooo...If It was in the military regime,by now coup plot will be taking place cuz of his excessive travels

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Politics / Re: NASS Crisis: What Will Be Done To Any Lawmaker Who Behaves Unruly During Today by cerzo(m): 6:48am On Jul 28, 2015
undecided
Politics / Re: Metuh Needs Coaching As Opposition Spokesman – APC by cerzo(m): 6:46am On Jul 28, 2015
Will keshi will ok 4 him
Education / Re: Should He Take The Job Or The Scholarship? by cerzo(m): 6:46am On Jul 28, 2015
whitewitch:
bros this is an educative section, pls if ure not educated and cant present a solid opinion, pls step aside and go to celebrity section.
Well..very easy and simple to dictate fools and dullards like u..when u re serious..we will know..lols
Celebrities / Re: I Have Finally Found Love, I’m Getting Married Soon – Tonto Dike by cerzo(m): 6:39am On Jul 28, 2015
Congrats in advance..hope that's nt a publicity stunt
Education / Re: Should He Take The Job Or The Scholarship? by cerzo(m): 6:34am On Jul 28, 2015
Story for th gods..must u create a new topic 4 every shit
Politics / Re: Accident At Onipanu If You Heading Towards maryland by cerzo(m): 6:27am On Jul 28, 2015
Thnk God..no life was lost...
Op,d mods re still sleeping


Ftc things kkk...I want my day to be splendid..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Gives Reps Marching Orders: Resolve Your Crisis “Within Six Hours” by cerzo(m): 6:24am On Jul 28, 2015
A government of go-slow
Crime / Re: Nigerians Arrested In Spain For Controlling Prostitutes With Juju- Daily Sun by cerzo(m): 6:18am On Jul 28, 2015
That's what the girls want...leaving the shores of the country with no skills,believing that their holes will do the magic..
Politics / Re: Osun Bags Award On School Feeding Programme by cerzo(m): 6:11am On Jul 28, 2015
He is good at this..feeding people...busy slaving the mind of the youth..better teach them how to fish than giving them fish to eat..if instance. those monies dat he is wasting via feeding is to be channelled into industry building..i swear tomorrow it will benefit the citizens and the youth of the state
Politics / Re: President Plans To Name Oil Thieves by cerzo(m): 6:00am On Jul 28, 2015
They keep on telling us the same thing...

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Religion / Re: How To Date A Married Man & Not Ruin His Home! Read Response From A Reader by cerzo(m): 5:57am On Jul 28, 2015
kiss
Politics / Re: Abdulwaheed Odusile Is New NUJ President by cerzo(m): 12:55pm On Jul 25, 2015
Kkkk..congrats..mr Chris isiguzo..i love ur analysis on political issues in dream fm radio enugu
Politics / Re: Dasuki: Are We Back To The Dark Ages? THISDAY. by cerzo(m): 12:39pm On Jul 25, 2015
hansad:


It's a north and southwest affair for now.

Last presidential election, it was the cream and cream of the SW who campaigned for Buhari. Southwest's Catholic Cardinal, Catholic Archbishops, Nobel Laureate, Retired military generals including OBJ - they all were for Buhari; they were against Jonathan with his Ijoid and Igboid crew doing another term in AsoRock.

For those SW leaders, once they get fatter crumbs than the Igbo and Ijaw from the master's table in Nigeria, they are okay.

So let north and SW sort themselves out for now.

No wonder ur guys re easily decieved .wth u ordinary mere commissioner,u re happy..u re just helping them..d ogas(tinubu nd co) now understood what I said
Car Talk / Re: Okada Rider's Head Bursts Open As He Collides With Containers In Lagos (Pics) by cerzo(m): 6:00am On Jul 25, 2015
D brain was busted..i m seeing cerebrum,medulla oblongata,cerebellum,grey mater...RIP

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Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Replies CNBC Tweet That Arunma Oteh Is The 1st African Woman VP Of WB by cerzo(m): 5:58am On Jul 25, 2015
Hahaha..just goggle my name..

D next big hit 4rm nigeria...
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Replies CNBC Tweet That Arunma Oteh Is The 1st African Woman VP Of WB by cerzo(m): 5:55am On Jul 25, 2015
Kkk...retardation is setting in 4rm somewhere@oby,since she started supportn the northen agenda..
Crime / Re: Woman Brutalized By Police Baby Dies In Incubator- Daily Sun by cerzo(m): 5:52am On Jul 25, 2015
HungerBAD:


I apologize, had to write something. This is not just another story to me.

I feel ur pain bro...take heart...this country must be safe 4 us one day

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Politics / Re: No Politician Can Destroy Osun Under Me – Aregbesola by cerzo(m): 5:34am On Jul 25, 2015
I pity this state


And our yoruba people
Career / Re: 5 Mistakes Kill Your Chances Of Promotion by cerzo(m): 5:34am On Jul 25, 2015
It doesn't work in nigeria
Crime / Re: Woman Brutalized By Police Baby Dies In Incubator- Daily Sun by cerzo(m): 5:28am On Jul 25, 2015
Police is ur fu**ing friend..i read this story abt d arrest and brutality conferred on her by d police and now the baby is dead...help us Baba God


HUNGERBAD..i guess that d hungry worms in ur stomach re d reason y u re awake nd tryn to steal ftc from me

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Politics / Re: NIMASA Gets Another Acting DG by cerzo(m): 5:17am On Jul 25, 2015
I always advise those that I know that once u collect u appointment letter,u better report immediately to ur duty of post..see a life tyme opportunity to be lost in such a careless manner...

Mine was collecting mine on Thursday and then decided to resume on money..when pay slip came out..mine was cut by d calculation of 5,000 a day...I lost abt 20,000 cuz of that...


But this northern govt agenda self...I tire ooo

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Politics / Re: Dasuki: Are We Back To The Dark Ages? THISDAY. by cerzo(m): 5:17am On Jul 25, 2015
It's a northern affair 4 nw..we re not interested in their affair...until they tell us that d presido wants a united nigeria

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Politics / Re: Why I Allowed Abacha To Arrest Me - Obasanjo by cerzo(m): 5:15am On Jul 25, 2015
A strong man indeed..

But baba I need money and good job..pls oga
Romance / Re: The Best Compliment You've Ever Gotten From Anyone. by cerzo(m): 5:06am On Jul 25, 2015
Cnt 4get the day a babe told me that I look like dbanj..my head nearly busted...



Just yesterday..one useless babe looked me in d eye nd told me that if not that I m fair and tall,i would hve been a ugly bobo... I responded by telling the babe dat she is lookn like bovi..wth her funny big eye ball poopn out always

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