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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election: Joe Biden Loses President-elect Status by Cetacean419: 9:32pm On Nov 10, 2020
America is very funny sha. Biden was declared President elect by American Press not the Electoral commission

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Romance / Re: -see The Mysterious Creature That Was Found In Philippines (PHOTO) by Cetacean419: 9:29pm On Nov 10, 2020
Pata Pata na sea Cow or Manatee
Science/Technology / Re: Starving Lion At Gamji Gate Zoo In Kaduna (photos) by Cetacean419: 9:20pm On Nov 10, 2020
isahsalee:
I don't know why I hates lion, he kills other animals for food at will, good for him. I can only like lion when it changes its food from flesh to grain or grass. Stupid animal!
You're pathetic.

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Science/Technology / Re: Starving Lion At Gamji Gate Zoo In Kaduna (photos) by Cetacean419: 9:19pm On Nov 10, 2020
I am pained to the marrow as an animal Enthusiast. They don't even have any Conscience but to steal from Animals who are Ignorant about the world. Giving that Lion a Cattle Wouldn't be bad na.
What of the Rodents? Clean the pool of the Croc abi Alligator. Animals don't live long generally but wouldn't it be giving them a manageable life? Northerners sef. I am sad for Nigeria. Tourism and Conservation is dwindling at an alarming rate in Nigeria the Chief being greed and selfishness.
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 6:33pm On Nov 10, 2020
yoged:
don't be mislead. We have more than 200 artiste in Nigeria. Out of which 20 are making it . The rest are into shady deals like crime , drugs and fraud. Just hiding under music.
Oh you think those their songs can stand the test of time?
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 3:50pm On Nov 10, 2020
DamZik:
How can I access these monies please?
Visit the Bank of Industry Official site.
Education / Re: 2021 Utme MBBS Aspirants by Cetacean419: 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
Wouldn't it be better if you all have a WhatsApp or a Facebook group chat? This ain't good at all.
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 12:24pm On Nov 10, 2020
Ugmama:



Bro please can we be friends.

Whatsap me with signature below. Thanks
I rather remain anonymous. It was because of my openess I had to Open my new account and I shall not make that mistake again. Once beaten Twice shy.
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 11:04am On Nov 10, 2020
If you study Any allied Agriculture field like Animal Husbandry,Vet med, Animal science, Fishery etc. Going to the Financial field ain't gonna be a big problem.
My Vet works with Immigration(170k + 300k at least he earns high) Just 27 and he is a big boy. Got his Clinic and also goes on weekly round on Abbatoirs.
To me the field that make you even have a stipend even when Life goes tough is Agriculture especially Crops and Storage.
In engineering you can get Fired. I don't know but engineers in Nigeria are either;
* Programming and Cybersecurity for banks, Computer hub training.
* As Technologists in Some oil companies like shell,schlumberger, Chevron oil etc.
* As Foremen,Supervisors, Local contractors in Buildings
* Higher Institutions as Lecturers.
I dislike NSE with all my life for their fraud.
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 10:49am On Nov 10, 2020
DamZik:

This is one of the reasons for unemployment in Nigeria. We have the orientation of being job seekers but not job creators. Another problem is that the view people who are interested in creating jobs don't have the financial capacity. Government have been given us capital in the media but not in reality.

To drastically reduce unemployment in Nigeria, government should borrow one million youths one million naira each. Loan not grant.
I remembered when we asked to tender my Agriculture plan, the only thing they gave me was 150k free. They do give free. Last year I was given 500k by BOI to start my storage business. All you need is a solid Idea shikina.

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Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 7:03am On Nov 10, 2020
galantjoe:


You re right.
Agriculture should be the first course. It was a big omission.

But I do see graduates of agriculture staying unemployed or be looking for underpaid job. Whereas there are a lot of options for self employment in agric business or sector.
I will not blame them. Everybody is after Jobs but few people are after creating it. If it was not for the money I had being saving when I was in school I would have been a very broke ass.
I studied engineering but now I am an Agriculturist into livestock and crops. It is a matter of interest sha. All those times money was spent on frivolous things can go into something better like acquiring an asset that wasn't prone to diminishing.
I bought 2 plots of land 2011 inner Lagos for 350k. When I moved to a bigger Land, I sold it for 2.57 million in 2016. You get what I am talking about? Thinking out of the box ain't quantum physics. Now I have my diploma in Agriculture and Livestock Management. There are ups and downs. I know people who studied Horticulture which is supposed to be a branch of Agriculture and they are doing well it is a matter of consistency.
I see some of my mates working in Belema oil, Schlumberger making all sorts millions but they don't have time. I rake over 300k after taxes and salaries have been settled every month. Just upgraded my staff to some 35k and 40k. Agriculture is good since it ain't saturated. The rest courses are subservient.

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Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 11:43pm On Nov 09, 2020
galantjoe:
Based on my 15years practical experience during job interviews on what employers really want, the following courses if well studied can always fetch you food on your table.
Agriculture is the Boss
1. Medicine and surgery
2. Pharmacy, becoming certified
3. Law and becoming barrister
4. BSc nursing and having RN
5. Accountancy, becoming chartered or knowing your onion.
6. Computer science, knowing your onion
7. Computer engr. Knowing your onion.
8. Civil, machanical, chemical engineering, knowing your onion
9. Architecture,
10. Applied art
11. Music
12. Food science, technology, nutrition and dietetics
13. Actuarial science
14. Mathematics with finance/IT or applied maths with options computing, finance, analytics, etc
15. Physics with options in practical Engineering, technology, mechanics, electronics, computing, IT, ETC.
16. Chemistry with option in. Practical engineering, paint production, industrial uses, etc.
17. Education options in English, local languages, science education, technology, etc.

It is quite unfortunate I didn't see Agriculture related fields here. You must be joking for putting engineering there. Don't annoy me abeg.

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Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by Cetacean419: 11:40pm On Nov 09, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Abeg remove that music from there ooo.
I don't understand how someone will use 4 years as an undergraduate to study a course like that.
Most top musicians we have or we had,how many of them studied music
Some Nigerians are gullible and foolish though. Check great Musicians and see which school they finished from. People think Wizkid abi Davido are Musicians?
There's no Nigerian musician that can beat the like of Fela whose albums is still sold today even 23 years after his death. Now tell me who can beat this feat. Is music a gbangbandindin?

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Politics / Re: Joe Parkinson: Why Buhari, Nigerian Officials Are ‘Nervous’ About Biden by Cetacean419: 11:29pm On Nov 08, 2020
CSTRR:
By next year, the Nigerian military would be expecting their American made Tucanos, with the state of the art- air to surface missiles.

Though the cost was highly inflated by the US govt under Trump.
The only thing he cares about is money.

A democrat president would not have sold to Nigeria at any price.

And this end sars situation will re-enforce their stand.

Since the Democrats are Santa Claus? Many Nigerians talk without facts.
Politics / Re: Joe Parkinson: Why Buhari, Nigerian Officials Are ‘Nervous’ About Biden by Cetacean419: 11:24pm On Nov 08, 2020
stormborn28:
even Sahara reporters
I prefer the Right Media since they're have Conscience more than the f*king left

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Politics / Re: Joe Parkinson: Why Buhari, Nigerian Officials Are ‘Nervous’ About Biden by Cetacean419: 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2020
Stephenomozzy:


Too many unnecessary assumptions abi projections....... Biden has a big responsibility ahead of him should Trump fail at the court.

There's coronavirus, the economy, high unemployment rates et al. External politics will not be the first of his concerns right now.

Only the Youths can mount on enough strength to scare our leaders... Not America - las las them ban them/seize properties. UAE no dey?
What is this one saying? Unemployment? You better read your statistics again
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jubilation, Dejection Across America After Biden Declared Winner (In Pictures) by Cetacean419: 10:42pm On Nov 08, 2020
If you think US election doesn't concern you, you must be jonzing.
I still stand my ground that Trump ain't no Christian but he is no ass-licking Nigar.
China had to flaw Trump by using Covid-19 and they did so because Oga Trump took things for Granted.
If there was no Covid-19 there's nothing that will stop Trump from winning. It is a media Propaganda. From 2017-2020 death in African American was the low compared in only 2014.
The Left media never instigated anything during Obama Era.
The truth is that the Hispanics were killed more than the African Americans.
Why did you think Hispanics voted for Trump despite his laws against border control?
African Americans are subservient to the Democrat party plantation for life for now.
All these bull crap of Trump being God's sent is pure Hoax.
Many American President don't follow any f*king religion it is just show off.
Many Nigerians that condemn Trump Know Zero or Nothing about Media effect on Politics.
The Pain I still feel today is that the people the African Americans are sheepishly following never wanted them to vote, go to same school as white or even hold public offices.
Africans will be gullible for life because we've decided not to see the we are the problem not the Caucasians popularly known as whites.
* Hispanics are called Hispanics
*Asians are called Asians
*Caucasians are called Whites
* African Americans are Called Blacks and they are popularly called Blacks and they are dancing and shaking their f*king butt.
I am not black and can never be. I am an African

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Politics / Re: Joe Parkinson: Why Buhari, Nigerian Officials Are ‘Nervous’ About Biden by Cetacean419: 10:08pm On Nov 08, 2020
magzey:
IPOB how market na , your mentor Trump is For Biden in white house in 2021. angry grin grin
I thought it is pronounced "Buydin" not "beaden".

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Education / Re: 2021 Utme MBBS Aspirants by Cetacean419: 7:18pm On Nov 08, 2020
Lordsagna:


bro, I'm currently an engineering student in unilag chemical engineering to be precise but my love for medicine won't stop hunting my concise.. just wanna shoot my shot next jamb maybe nature will smile at my side. let hope for the best sha
I finished with MECH currently an Agriculturist. There are not a lot of Jobs out there for us the engineers and NSE are just f*cking up. All they know is to Collect Money and Register Engineers including Technologists.
Let me give you three reasons to consider before joining Medicine:
* Do you have interest in thinking critically ?
* Do you care about people ?
* Do you not mind working in a very uncomfortable condition?
If the three are genuine yes, then fine go ahead.
Education / Re: 2021 Utme MBBS Aspirants by Cetacean419: 3:00pm On Nov 08, 2020
Vitamin17:



How about UI sir
It is competitive. There is no catchment area but that doesn't mean there are no issues concerning admitting non indigenes.
Go for the one you like. If you pass, Good and If you fail still work harder.
Education / Re: 2021 Utme MBBS Aspirants by Cetacean419: 12:28pm On Nov 08, 2020
Lordsagna:


what made you say so bro?... what if your assumption isn't true?
I have been in Nairaland for 13 years. I deactivated my previous account to prevent stories. If you want real MBBS story visit the Medical Aspirants thread.
Medicine is becoming too saturated with new intakes of student. You can Check how many student apply for medicine in each school and also check their intakes.
The only advantage you can have if UTME doesn't work Is the Predegree.
Back when I was in school there was about 50-70 student in each level excluding 100 level but now ehn it is over 120 in a class and they will end up dropping only 10 at most. My younger brother is in Dentistry.
I kid you not If you have any C's in SSCE and about 290 you won't enter into a Federal School except your post utme is Extremely excellent. Fine state schools can accept you. But Unilag I went to will reject you fiam fiam.I studied engineering.
In short strive hard and you won't regret it.
Education / Re: 2021 Utme MBBS Aspirants by Cetacean419: 7:32am On Nov 08, 2020
Only 1/3rd of student here will get MBBS.

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: Kamala Harris Victory In US Means Nigerians Need To Give Women A Chance by Cetacean419: 7:12am On Nov 08, 2020
cooooooks:
A democratic government is not a rulership.

I laugh hard very hard. It was because Hillary was a woman that made her lose. If it is very sure for the Democrats let them use a woman 2024. You will be shocked how they will lose.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is Nigeria’s Joe Biden, Let’s Make It Happen by Cetacean419: 12:39am On Nov 08, 2020
I LAUGH OOO.
OSINBANJO? THE PUPPET? If it is another Yoruba person independent of a remote control fine. He doesn't have will.

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: Kamala Harris Victory In US Means Nigerians Need To Give Women A Chance by Cetacean419: 12:07am On Nov 08, 2020
Even in the USA a Century from Now a woman will not rule. Don't ask me.
Politics / Re: China Won!!!! by Cetacean419: 12:05am On Nov 08, 2020
Praxis758:
I live here in the US and have practical knowledge of what I'm saying.

Trump's gra-gra trade polices hasn't stopped the retail stores from importing from China. It hasn't stopped the US business men from taking the manufacturing jobs to China while they only do the design here in the US


The guy would have dealt with them seriously But too bad he needs to leave the white house. Shamefully or Forcefully.
Politics / Re: China Won!!!! by Cetacean419: 11:59pm On Nov 07, 2020
salford:
And Russia lost.
Thanks to the US
Politics / Re: China Won!!!! by Cetacean419: 11:55pm On Nov 07, 2020
Praxis758:
I pity these ill-informed and charlatan minds who believe that Trump is the silver bullet to solve their headache.

I wonder why and how they are so blind to the handwriting on the wall that Trump is a potential threat to global peace and harmony.

These folks see Trump as a Messiah who has come to deliver them, while he, Trump does not care about them, he doesn't have an iota of compassion for their plight.

Does Trump's miscalculated foreign policies and ill-conceived trade programs stop China from advancing in their global industrialisation spread?
I bet you don't know Economics enough. You sound stupid. Wasn't it because of the weak American Leadership that made China a lot of Money. Before you talk like someone who has NO knowledge in Business, Did you know 6million jobs were lost from 1999-2011 in the US?
Since 1999 more than 5million Chinese people have been lifted from poverty?
China's economy is over 8 times bigger than it was in 2001 by far the highest of any country joining(2001-2018).
Do you know how much Gold China has exported from Nigeria since 2017?

President Bill Clinton in 2000 pushed Congress to approve the U.S.-China trade agreement and China's accession to the WTO, saying that more trade with China would advance America's economic interests: "Economically, this agreement is the equivalent of a one-way street.
It's time these folks do away with emotion and embrace the reality. I'm neither saying Bidden is holier than Trump, but the incoming administration will be devoid of controversies, media bullying, personal attack and twitter war.
You talk like you know about his Agenda. Or do you think Biden gives a damn about Africa?
Bet this with me
* February COVID-19 will drastically drop in the USA
* China will make double form Africa in 2021
* There will be a Labour war in America on or before the end of Biden tenure.
* Acquiring Health care will be far higher than what it is now approximately 2X comparing is proposed health care plan.
* Millions of Jobs will be lost in the oil field and energy as he proposes a transition to Green Energy
* Last but not the least, black American poverty will be high as more manufacturing jobs will be relocated abroad and more Small manufacturing industries will liquidate.
You don't know Economics you better shut the Bleep up.
NOTE:
Trump is not a true Christian. I don't believe in his false claim on Christianity. He is a business dude and Biden has less of the Latter.

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Politics / China Won!!!! by Cetacean419: 8:30pm On Nov 07, 2020
Many are all glad Biden won. The truth is that America did not win but China.
This is the Phase of the world Power. Its another good and powerful phase and America strength is going to Phase out. Painfully true.
*The Romans have conquered and Left
*The Greeks have conquered and Left
*Vikings conquered and Left
*The French conquered and Left
*The Spaniards have conquered and Left
*British Conquered and Left
*The USSR have conquered and Left
*America has conquered and will leave in a not too distant future
* CHINA is next to explore and will have the Longest run.
Some will be shocked about this but life progresses ln phases.
During the world conquer, you will know that China was just expanding their territories. They never sort to conquer the world at first. When the UN were busy broking peace between nations. Creating international Institutions which will enhance interpersonal relationships between countries.
CHINA has gone through various crisis in the past. They've suffered epidemics and recessions and many challenges. They are the formidable of any international power.
They are the MODERN COLONIALISTS
SO how does this relate to we as Africans?
In recent years China has camped all across Africa.
*In Agro-Allied Industries
* In Civil engineering
* In Mining and mineral exploration
* In the Power and Energy sector
*Chemical and Food Industry
One thing African Leaders haven't grasp till date is that we sign Bilateral Agreement that hampers our Growth. We give them the Liberty of tapping into our resources and our Life and make full use of it. Then this same Leaders in Africa will collect their share at the detriment of their Citizens. This is Why Trump called us a "Shit Hole"a Very wrong choice of words,very painful yet true.
We collect loans from them at a clause that will lead us into greater despondence.
So what Happened during Trump tenure?
It is painful Trump has to go. He is one of the hated Presidents in the USA for being "Too Revealing".
* He blocked all China's power by imposing serious trade laws to hamper their Siege on trade deals. Now with Our Ngozi Okonjo Iweala the favourite to win, China is the biggest winner. They can easily troop in to vulnerable countries in need of Financial assistance, create neck slicing trade deals to make those countries subservient to them for a long time.
* He banned most of their technologies because of the ability of China to gather Intel on their country. The Chinese are not new in allegations concerning Intel stealing and hacking of crucial information.
* Create stricter laws on immigrants to prevent unforeseeable devastation. We are quick to judge Trump saying he is preventing people from succeeding. One thing we haven't done in the less developed countries is that we haven't held our Leaders accountable for their inadequacies. All we have in our arsenal is to Elope to an advanced country first, then move to USA.
Another is that we are not going to move forward as a Continent and as a nation until we do the needful.
Many of us condemning Racism are practising Tribalism.
Congrats to Joe Biden and I hope his controversial policies on the power and energy sector, the elderlies, the Health care and Economy will not spark an outrage.
Good evening

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Crime / Re: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by Cetacean419: 11:45am On Nov 07, 2020
Painful. Very painful

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Politics / Re: Highlights Of Ugwuanyi's Administration In Enugu by Cetacean419: 10:01pm On Nov 06, 2020
Mediocrity. Many of us know in the east that our Governors are thieves.

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Education / Re: Info About Funaab Aggregate Score by Cetacean419: 3:22pm On Oct 31, 2020
Jayysuperb:
Good morning, nairalands.
What is the aggregate score for Physics course in FUNAAB?, and how do I calculate it?
Jamb? or CGPA

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