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Politics / Re: Ganduje: Why I Sacked Sanusi As Emir Of Kano by Cetacean419: 7:15pm On Dec 15, 2020
There is nothing any politician want to tell me that I will believe.
Religion / Nigerian Pastors Needs Psychology Classes by Cetacean419: 7:09pm On Dec 15, 2020
I was in church on Sunday and I heard a sister had a huge quarrel with her husband. She is always having issues with her husband. What I heard the Pastor said was annoying. He said that he counselled them and they need "prayers".
I said to myself"Prayers" ? What has the prayer done? and what sort of counsel?
"Mr James listen to your wife and provide for the family. Mrs James stop pestering him about money all the time".
Most Pastors don't know how to handle couples. They just quote Bible verses to convince couples but it doesn't work all the time.
They need to handle Members as patient in dire need of both Physical,Psychological,Spiritual and Financial assistance not people. NOT ONLY SPIRITUAL.
Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's Daughter, Yeni Laments Stolen Family Photo by Cetacean419: 4:02pm On Dec 10, 2020
The guy is so Phenomenal in his Songs. I will just pick some of his some of his song
Beast of No nation
Fela: D time I dey for Prison I call am Inside world, D time wey I dey outside prison I call am outside world, Na craze world no be outside world na craze world.
Fela : No be outside the Police e dey
Backup:Na craze world
Fela:No be outside the soldier a dey
Backup : Na craze world
Fela:No be outside the Court dem dey
Backup : Na craze world
Fela:No be outside the Magistrate e dey
Backup : Na craze world
Fela:No be outside the Judge dem dey
Backup: Na craze world
(few seconds stop)
Fela: No be outside Buhari dey e
Backup:Na craze world
Fela:Na craze man be dat, Animal in craze man skiiin
Back up :Craze world
So so so and soooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Cetacean419: 12:10am On Dec 09, 2020
jajeri3216:


Racism is global my friend, thanks to colonialism, Charles Darwin and alfred Binet.

Don't argue with experience. You will never understand it.

You're conflating success with racism.
Like in your shit hole a Country where dumb heads agree that two corresponding ethnic groups are fit for leadership and positions. While they divide and Rule the Remaining ones
Family / Re: Christians Are Dangerous by Cetacean419: 12:08am On Dec 09, 2020
Muslims are Jenjelous
Family / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day..!!?? by Cetacean419: 12:06am On Dec 09, 2020
I have my business. I get up by 7 am at least. Do my work and supervise workers. Supply goods late afternoon. Get everything done at 7 pm. Sleep by 11 pm
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 8 2020 In Nigeria by Cetacean419: 12:02am On Dec 09, 2020
The world Lied about Covid and God will judge them. I wore this mask to every I went (N95) till October until I discovered I was a fool. I will go to Market,they touch my shirt, I will collect change, Enter bus, Shake my paddy. This life ehn

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leipzig Vs Manchester United UCL (3 - 2) On 8th December 2020 by Cetacean419: 11:58pm On Dec 08, 2020
Possiblegee:
i swear nobody notice jones again funny enough if say jones nah black player e for don day team like stoke
grin The OG, Penalty Giving King
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Cetacean419: 11:56pm On Dec 08, 2020
jajeri3216:


You don't get it. It's not about achievements.

Some people are achiever's others aren't (abroad or naija), but both will have to overcome racism challenges.

Racism is about power.

Racism is existent in the US because of the Blacks using their people as pawns. Obama got their vote, F*ked them hardcore and dumped them. That is the use of black people according to the people they call their friends. Why were they not pulling confederate Flags and statue , Defunding police,Convicting police. They just brought them out like pawns to do their bidding.
They will never teach them about dangers in Unwanted Pregnancy, Build Industries for them and many more.
My Sister lives in Iowa in a White dominated Area and She's married to a Nigerian there. In are Close, there are only Africans there and no black Americans. So eat your Racism. If you're hardworking and Truthful as a non American you will thrive. Racism will be the least of your worries.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leipzig Vs Manchester United UCL (3 - 2) On 8th December 2020 by Cetacean419: 11:44pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jackson105:
Ole doesn't win when it matters.


Beat Chelsea three times last season, yet get defeated when it matter most in the semi-final


Beat Man City three times last season, yet get defeated when it matter most.

Someone get this dummy out of my club
Before before no be property. Make dem try Ogbolo Arsenal or Man city. Man U will continue to flop because you choose pipes. Is it Maguire? Fred? Lindelof? De Gea? Shaw? Martial? Mata?Pogba?gringrin Where is Jones again?gringrin. The only consistent players are Rashford, Greenwood, Bruno Fernandes. Your defense is like Kepa scrambling for ballgringrin. What PSG did to you guys is a Shame. A f*king one.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Cetacean419: 11:35pm On Dec 08, 2020
jajeri3216:


To give you context, Obama the first mixed black president dealt with racism , before and during his tenure.

Secondly racism is about power, everyone else is a pawn.


Thirdly my oyinbo partner will tell you racism is real, this one will be hard for you to grasp grin

Whyn yourself my guy. I have two older siblings in the US. My Elder sister is a JD my Elder Bro is a PA -Physician Assistant. So if you want to talk Racism don't mention Obama. Where was BLM all through those years. Where were the Looting and Riots? Where was the Media? Where was your Partner when Obama was Chosen because his mother was white. Obama ain't a Black American.
*African Father -Kenyan
*White Mother
When will they choose an all Black President or Vice President.
Kamala Harris
*Indian Mother
*Jamaican Father
Where was Stacey Abrams when Kamala was Chosen. You can talk like you know Racism don't be silly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Cetacean419: 11:23pm On Dec 08, 2020
jajeri3216:


U b mumu cheesy
I don't blame you the truth is supposed to be an awakening not a thing of noise making.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG And Istanbul Basaksehir Match Suspended Over Alleged Racism By 4th Official by Cetacean419: 11:18pm On Dec 08, 2020
Racism --->Race. What is Race?. The world is filled with Politics and other controversies. they are making you waste your precious time explaining. If you're a white Man and you hate a black man because of his colour and not his output it is called RACISM but if you tell a Black man he is less hardworking, spends his time on dropping out school, doing drugs, thuggery, giving birth to children that are far way below their income, Rap is the only way to escape poverty, Having Unwanted Pregnancy, Greed and constant Butt fu*kin, This is TRUTH not Racism.
If you're a Black and you hate a white man because of he is white and you feel he is superior to you because of his colour and not his output it is Termed Racism. Go to school, Engage in fruitful things, criticize your leaders and then Racism will reduce drastically. Racism is not Black. It is White, Black, African, Aboriginal, Asian. Blacks stop being pawns

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus UCL (0 - 3) On 8th December 2020 by Cetacean419: 11:02pm On Dec 08, 2020
All my WAILERS will continue to wail. The penalty that the penalty this. Who send Winner papa message ehn. OG or Penalty all na GOAL. My Man U fans Nice to see you're throughgringrin
Politics / Re: CNG: Borno Farmers’ Killing Exposes FG's Deceptions On Boko Haram by Cetacean419: 7:48am On Dec 06, 2020
Nigeria WA OOO(We Are On Our Own)#4yearsSubscription#
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Named Among 20 Most Influential Projects by Cetacean419: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
Na Nigeria we dey we no go hear. Because of ordinary 5k you sold your vote. The North will ensure they suppress and there's no damn thing you can do here in South. We all Wail #4yearsSubscription#
Politics / Re: Voter Apathy Marks Start Of Lagos East Senatorial Bye-Election by Cetacean419: 1:00pm On Dec 05, 2020
Nigerians will not hear word. They will never vote the right people because Conscience is dead or bought with either 2-5k, Polo and Cap or Ludo ,bread and Akara. I rest my case #4yearsSubscription#
Travel / Re: US Government Removes Visa Reciprocity Fees For Nigerians by Cetacean419: 12:53pm On Dec 05, 2020
Nigerians are Eloping because of their own errors. This country will never move forward because we will never choose the right people. You guys haven't seen shit yet.

Under Biden's administration there are a lot of promises to be fulfilled from the Black people who are the most gullible set of people to the LGBTQ community who are highly sexually confused to the Hispanics and the Asians. Africans will be the last issue to be handled .
Nigerians subscribed for 4 years plan because of awoof and they were still dumb to subscribe for another 4 year plan with extra bonuses of plague.
We are Just starting, Magu case has come and Gone, Akpabio and Pondei case has come and gone same for End Sars.
Let's enjoy this ride.

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Celebrities / Re: Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi & Her Mother Go Viral by Cetacean419: 4:40pm On Dec 02, 2020
grin grin. I know southern African Girls have thick ass. Tanzania babes are no exception. Some core north Girls have high Libido dem go wan kill pesin and I fear some Fulani girls

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump To Reporter: Don't Talk To Me That Way, I'm The US President by Cetacean419: 7:49pm On Nov 27, 2020
Whether he Looses or he wins, Journalist should try and act for once ethically even if they don't like him. Cuomo Lashed out at Journalists and reporters for hateful criticism. At least give him that respect when you're are in the Open.
Trump is 100% likely to live the White house except a Lion can Lay eggs but a government that enters through Propaganda will never fulfill 3% of her promises(Biden Administration). Similar to Nigeria, Our present administration entered through Propaganda and were unable deliver and it is applicable all over the world.
I will always reiterate that Biden will not be the Problem of his administration but his "apointees" and vice President will kick his f*ck out as they've always done.
Let us be Factual here many Nigerians hate Trump because they think he is a Racist and because of his Immigration laws but if you don't make your bed how will you lie on it?
How use a Line of Fela's song in "Kolomentality'' where he said" Dem go turn on air-condition and close their country away"
Eloping never did any country good and until will zip up our pants nothing will happen. It will just be individual wealth but Nigeria will never move forward.

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Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by Cetacean419: 10:39am On Nov 19, 2020
donprinyo:

I am not a supporter of Violence. and for you to condemn a whole tribe because an action of few simply proves me right and that you are demented and ill-informed.
Didn't you see I respect"Igbos". The East has been deplorable for a long time besides I lived there for a Long time. My in-laws are there.
Politics / Re: Endsars: Buratai Replies CNN, Says Nigerian Army Is Professional by Cetacean419: 11:50pm On Nov 18, 2020
Professional in Leaving key evidence behind.
Politics / Re: Gov Wike Is A Dictator, Nothing Happens In PDP Without His Authorization - Umahi by Cetacean419: 11:47pm On Nov 18, 2020
Umahi is greedy very greedy like his praise singers and Sycophants. Election finished Last year, this year he is giving unreasonable claims that because of Presidency and Zoning he had to Leave. Umahi is playing bad Gamble. Like Arsenal to beat Barcelona more than 4 goals. Oga your ticket will not only cut, it will burn to ashes. He is Mr Compromise and I never trusted him from beginning. Always sucking balls.
APC will give you?grin when Yorubas are Agitating? The three major tribes are the problem of Nigeria
Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by Cetacean419: 11:25pm On Nov 18, 2020
donprinyo:

Low IQ e-rat spotted
I know you must be Over 30 years fooling yourself on Nairaland. Who is Nnamdi Kanu? Your Moses? The one that has Citizenship in Various Countries. You guys claimed you were Massacred but you will not admit Killing people. You killed a 4 year Old girl's Father for Christ Sake. Burnt People's husband's. Killed Military Personnel and you expect them not to Retaliate? God will Judge IPOB for Killings. You also deserve what you have.
I used to have pity on you guys during the OPERATION PYTHON DANCE but now I see you guys of the IPOB deserve stiffer handling. It is a Shame you call Nigeria a Zoo. The East Look more like the Evil Forest lost in Primitivity.
I respect Igbos but if you are IPOB and I catch you with a Banner or Insigna, I will get Army for you Lots.
Nnamdi Kanu is on Exile Instigating war in Nigeria and if it is Successfully accomplished, you guys will die worse than the Civil War.
It pains me to the core.
NOTE: I am from the South (Benin)
Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by Cetacean419: 11:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
richie240:

Dhur!
What is djSwitch, what is ipob?
Both are 6 and half a dozen, same of d same!

The mindset of those supporting her and her actions isn't different from d core goal of ipob - which is d disintegration of the 'zoo', so whatever actions/events that will make it happen, they'll support it with their last blood.

But God pass them in 1966, and till the end of time, God will continue to pass ALL of them!
cool
I hate IPOB Ideology. It is filled with hate and violence. You lots killed Soldiers, Policemen one of which is Igbo, Converted Oyigbo local government to Obigbo, Burnt courts, police stations, raising Flags in Someone Else's State. IPOB cannot stand it is formed from Misconception. You lots failed to Hold your Chiefs, Local govt chairman, Statw Governors. This Is where you start from NOT CARRYING FLAGS LIKE ANARCHIST, PROTESTING AND KILLING PEOPLE.
NOTE:I AM FROM THE SOUTH
Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by Cetacean419: 10:57pm On Nov 18, 2020
Bitter Truth though but America practices GERONTOCRACY(Democracy filled with old slags)
Education / Re: Professions With Intelligent People by Cetacean419: 6:46pm On Nov 18, 2020
sreamsense:
What is lawyer and economist doing in the list?
Lawyers are vocal, but not intelligent, majority of lawyers are on average intelligence. They do not offer mathematics that is associated with intelligence, they offer logic, but not as deep as (programmers and engineers who are by nature the problem solvers). Lawyers usually hide under canopy of constitutions to cover their folly and weaknesses, majority of them are not creative and great thinkers; they can only depend on previous cases, being vocal and constitutions to cover up their weaknesses

Economists has no reason to be there, they are not doing anything special relating to intelligence. Most of the economic forecast are computer and mathematical based in contemporary society.

Engineers should be number one, they deal with advance mathematics and logic, by nature, they create things out of nothing. Every other profession depends on engineers to survive in terms of inventions and modern innovations

Second on the list should be programmers which interwoven with engineering. They also deal with mathematics and logic as well as in the act of creating. It is through this smartness and intelligence, engineers and programmers usually remain number one in term of wealth creation. They usually top richest chart in the world through invention and creativity.

Billgate, two Google guys, face book owners, apple guy and many more to lists of richest in the world due to their level of intelligence, creativity and smartness. They get money from all of us daily without knowing. Medical doctors should be in 1 to 5 lists because you must be above average from secondary school in science before you can study it. Just like engineering, you must proved some level of intelligence and outsmart others in science class before you can qualify to study them
Doctors? Intelligent? You can do better.
Education / Re: Professions With Intelligent People by Cetacean419: 6:31am On Nov 18, 2020
Abatemtem:
Physical sciences you mean.
Thanks for the correction
Education / Re: Professions With Intelligent People by Cetacean419: 2:48pm On Nov 17, 2020
sinkhole:
so what are Zoology, Botany, Microbiology, et al. ?
I meant the things listed are Life Sciences likewise yours
Education / Re: Professions With Intelligent People by Cetacean419: 11:54am On Nov 17, 2020
sinkhole:

grin Faraday, Einstein, Newton, Hawking, etc no dey intelligent be dat o cheesy cheesy
E bi like say this OP just dey finish taking Daura nunu, direct from cow tits embarassed
They are Life Scientist. What are you saying? Electromagnetic Induction, Relativity, Calculus are under the Life Science abi what is this one saying?
Education / Professions With Intelligent People by Cetacean419: 10:17am On Nov 17, 2020
The List is hard fact. Intelligence is different from "knowing book''
* Lawyers
* Economists
*Engineers
* Life Sciences
*Educationists
These are the Plain Fact
Politics / Be On The Balanced Side(us Elections) by Cetacean419: 6:25am On Nov 17, 2020
Many of us just want the news that appeals to us. I see that the major challenge is Lack of knowledge on Fake news Discernment.
I will be Listing some of the Right wing and Left wing Media.
* Far Left :
Washington Post
CNN Opinion
MSNBC
CBS
Far Right
Fox News opinion
OANN
Newsmax
There is Chart Below and it is 100% correct. Stick to the Centrist and be on the Safe Side.

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