₦airaland Forum

Kellibae:
my dear I'm telling u o, I even think the camera helped them. Because it looks clear.
Else nobody would have looked at those faces

Guinea fowl... You wenor goan sidan one place abi?
Jealousy... Because you nor chop party rice that's why you dey vex. Long throat kee you there. Yeye female

kyella:
i did not call anybody ugly.. you did.. and I will not blame u if u call me ugly.. what do u know.. since u re always jumping into conclusions... and I will not be so pained as to check your profile pic...i can tell it won't be worth it.. but since u checked mine.. am worth it.. #olololoooooo back at u

Hehehehehehehhehehehehehe... Fine geh!

Oya no vex. I was just trolling and looking for wahala. I thought you were the normal NL slayqueen, but I was totally wrong. Your mature response don weak my hand patapata. Na the wrong person I troll. My bad!

Sorry ma'am, you go marry better husband

kyella:
na WA oøø... so Na dis kin people dey here..... den dem go still dey talk anyhow.. Dey yab people.. for dis 2018...abi Na bad camera

Olololooooo!!!

Madam abeg change that your dp before people start to view am oh!

Only Uglee gehs dey the party house fellowship, but the ugliest one kon fine pass you, aswear.
See your lips sef... Kai, you no try at all.
The ugleeness is just beyond my understanding

sollybaby:
Only one fine gal on pink gown..the rest ns male.them suppose bounce them

So that winsh wey resemble agama lizard fine for your eyes abi? And is that why you're following 36 men on NL

You fit nyash all of them at once? Stingy geh

NL girls are not appealing to the eyes at all. See as them open legs wey nor fresh keep sef! Free entry for anyone... Maybe with just a little token sha.

Where's that guy who was struggling with one chicken lap in the previous edition

Kai!!! Na all these ones dey come form feminist and "intellectual children" for NL oh! Far Below expectation.
Una try though... Y'all look happy.

Please, I'm not trying to be offensive. I never sha (smoke weed/igbo) this morning that's why

mokaflex:
Ok

I will come to comment when it gets to promise land.
Modified*** sincerely speaking I think this cloth isn't decent. Forming bruse lee now abi When she grows older to see this picture, she might wear worse than this at that time.
1. you dey stammer and very shy plus can't stand any woman romantically yet you have a baby girl.
2. Your Aunty sexual abuse you, swear say you no enjoy the Bleep? Doesn't really add up
3. I just got alertz for FTC trophy �

This is the type that can even rape his own little daughter

Nigerians sef... Sentiment and emotions no go kill una

Acidosis:
He picked the MONEY from an accident scene? What about the accident victims? Who 'picked' them from the scene?

He picked the money 7th December, and waited until 17th December?

How comfortable was he to keep that amount of money at home for 10 days?

Is someone trying to play a fast one while others were busy "picking" the accident victims?

I'm not impressed

I'm not sure he did it to impress you sef!

This graduate kon resemble eiye agbero sha

skimmy005:
she no even deserve to be on d top 20, witin she da sing sef wat is d meaning of make we scatta d place tonite, dance nd sweat'n like say na fight, we must to settle dis tin tonite, likr criously I no understand, u wan scatta d place at d same time u wan settle am.

If na by their lyrics, that means almost all Naija songs na rubbish oh!

Jodha:
Fvck off my mentions...

So it's now bad to ask about your business
Nawa oh! Someone canor even joke with a slay queen again... Okay, bye bye oh!

Jodha:
Have some respect dude...we know yhu are pained but get a grip of yhurself pls...

Slayer! How market na?

He obviously hasn't met a Nigerian slay queen

TheProfany:
Must you give and take?

The life Jesus gave you, did you pay for it?

That's the more reason why she should open wide with a smile for him to enter.
Practise what you preach... And if you've not been giving cheerfully to all the guys you know, na Dangote truck go kee you

Stalwert:
Doctored video that deprives us of the point he was trying to make. The video once again confirs the average pig and idiot will believe he is a bastard of any one on the internet doctors a video of father using the word bastard.

Ah ahn!
What's this one typing naw
Abi your brain dey upside down? Your comment is meaningless, stop wasting space... And you're also stressing those who're trying to understand it.
Mumu man!

igbodefender:
You want to be like Nwamaikpe.

No mind am. Them plenty wey wan be like am oh! Especially one "ubanmeudie" ( something like that sha) and "Evablazin" (the spelling is probably wrong). But their own no dey ever sweet, because they're trying to be someone else, instead of being original... Pirated copy.

Why you let learners do the job? Them nor comfam the falling naw.

Anyway, either you leave the country or turn yourself in. Nor let them pursue you before them catch you oh! Turn yourself in by yourself or leave Naija first
You dey behave like mumu sef, you still carry yourself come NL again.

I hate the police!
If I had just 2 bullets and I see a police officer/SARS and an armed robber, I'll shoot the police officer/SARS twice

This one own no pass to dey mention names of people wey we nor know from starting to ending.

Wow! This is actually my first time of seeing a Black Chinese man. He's not fine at all but I'm really amazed due to the fact that we don't see them everyday

bukatyne:
How does he make his money?

He doesn't claim the proceeds if his books;
He doesn't spend the tithes of members;
He doesn't have a day job as far as I can tell;

So how exactly does he make his plenty money? He is one of the richest pastors o!

See question oh! Seems you're the only one that doesn't know his money falls directly from heaven... It's no secret

Ever8054:
that means you need to visit the nearest eye clinic asap...she is completely nude,the red thing you see is not pant..but if you insist,show me the rop of the pant cause I can't see it on here waist...

That guy is right. Zoom with your laptop or better phone fess. Abi naso your gf puna red

I love asss but not this big sha... Nevertheless, This kyne ladies t0t0 dey sweet ehn! She's not portor portor like most of her size.
Good thing my pennis is not short. It's only guys like me that can do the doggy shii

I guess you're always happy when Nairalanders insult your bros

OYIBN:
Your comment is silly and that was why you got the reply you deserved. Every man has their spec. No one is interested in yours. Darego's husband is OK what his wife's spec. There are several factors apart from looks that are taken into account when choosing a wife/ husband not just boobs and bum-bum. In your own case are you even in the same class as Darego? Can you feed her? What is your educational qualification? What about your family background? What type of place do you live in? So many questions! You buy N500 data and start displaying------abeg it is better not to finish the sentence.

Oga, are you sure you're not mistaken? Because I can't seem to understand how her first and second comments relates to this your reply oh! I think this your reply should be for the guy she quoted.
Wait fess, let's start with this, so that we(posters and readers of posts) can all understand ourselves and be happy ... She's for Agbani and her husband, not against them.

Ishilove:
Apologise for what?

I'm in my house. Oya come and beat me

Abeg carry your big mouth comot for road make we see clearly. Your Literature teacher na mumu... And you too wan kon be like am. Sarcasm my asss!

Jesusloveyou:
and buhari is far more relevant to your father

You mean Jibrin is more relavant than his father?
But we're talking about living people naw, not dead people

See crowd... This one own still better sef! The rest are in the private jet competition.

I try as much as possible to ignore threads like this, because I know it'll be filled with foools. The illiteracy in the north is disturbing, no wonder El Rufai was lamenting the other day.
Just take a look at their comments... And I'm 100% certain these army supporters are not kids, but kids from other tribes reason better than them. This is part of the reason why IPOB wants to be on their own. No sensible person would want to share a country with these early men.
People no want again, why una no wan free them. Una hate them but still no wan leave them alone.



I kuku know my way when the real shii starts sha

But nor be him curse Akpororo wife na! Abi una nor get sense? How all of una no go get sense at thesame time sef
The guy no do anything, fooolish pipu.