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offishialpablo:
go to God in prayer and ask for a brain
it really helps

A brain to thrust more than 3 times or what

Lmfao!
You're typing with tears but the way you told the story is kinda funny na!

After three thrusts chai....

donaldeke:
Done. I guess its MTN? Pls confirm here.

Ekene123
08025396445 airtel.

nrexzy:
So on a sunday like this you suppose dey praise God na cassava size dey worry u??#nne u need jesus!!!

Na everybody be christian

TheBatman:
Well done sir, only you one na bad guy, boobs and ass grabber, Mr I can fvck him up anytime, na you dey reign now o with all the power you think say you get, until the power fvck you up join.

Naso! I nor dey oppress anybody or do anyhow unecessarily. I nor dey look for trouble oh! I go make sure say person provoke me before I do anything, that's why I no talk to the lecturer one on one. If you nor get mouth for naija, them go use you tire.
Ehen! So, wetin kon dey do you You know me before? Abi na you be the lecturer?

I have been in that situation before... That's why it's good to have some bad in you at times. She always complained to me bitterly. Although I didn't approach the lecturer directly but I made sure I did alot of stuff with my girl, whenever he see us together... Like grabbing her asss or boobs(for him to know the girl is mine). He knows I can fvck him up anytime, so he kept his distance from her and didn't even try to give her poor marks.

eezeribe:
I don't tell people what they ought to know.
If you understand the scriptures very well,the answer to your question is clearly stated severally in the Bible.
Maybe you are one of those ones who study the scriptures via Bulletins and pamphlets.
If you are truly a Christian,then carry your Bible,ask the Holy Spirit for Guidance and understanding....
But I won't still tell you the the verses.

Then you don't have any business with this thread. Why occupy a space that's suppose to be for someone who has an answer to the question

See how they're all just telling him to mind his business.
Nawa oh! That's why everybody's behaving anyhow they like. Teenagers go dey carry belle dey born everywhere.

Please, don't tell him anything, just let him do his thing.

Amarabae:
Yahoo-Yahoo biz is a LIE.
They are ritualists using yahoo-yahoo to cover up.

You don't know what you're saying...
See your smooth bress abi did you edit it?

REIIGN:
I hope the OP can see this.


Save for the fact that Lagos is populated, Owerri should be number 1!

No, the average guy you see in the streets of lag is a g boy.
Lag dey hot!

jakandeola:
a man of 30 dat refuse to grow up schl is not for empty mind like u cos is a waste wit no impart to ur sence

Oga, type your words correctly. Stop abbreviating, you're not a kid.

myplaydiary:
If you like tribalize this thread when Igbo e-warriors land here now i like to see how you protect your tribe, ode.

It's obvious you've mental issues.
You think people wouldn't see through you, right? You just couldn't hide your tribalism. You started the Igbo and Yoruba shii and now you're accusing others of derailing the stvpid thread.
Tribalistic bigot!

casttlebarbz:
this couple weak me

Wetin weak you there
Make albino no marry again?

dollyjoy:
If Op got the required help, alternates would be created for the sole aim of begging thereby reducing this section to 'beggars section' as it is in family section


Op, you didn't fell from the sky, go meet your friends, family, well wishers. All the best.

heys!!! Face your front.... Don't allow yourself be his enemy of progress, ok?

slimfit1:
You arr telling us this story because tell when you are travelling to the moon. A lot of countries are aware of our animalistic characters so I can't blame them. I'm surprised trump didn't include our name self.

I'm more concerned about the people that liked your comment... It shows we have other fooolish people apart from you.

Are you writing a poem
The writing makes me not want to read the story. You should've narrated everything in simple English.

Jodha:
Lol .. Take a look at this.. Lmao..

This is the tout I wanted to bring out in him ...

As the tout haf finish you now, sebi you like it abi?

I jus want to beat you anytime I see your moniker.

Lol... Spirits of Bj.
Ashawo spirits.

ishowdotgmail:
What's this narration for... OP is sick

Comot for road make I read better comments.



If it were some guys, they'd have rushed to give her whatever she wants, then start complaining of how she always demand for money later.

ChrisAirforce1:
And I was joking with this cheap "Olosho" but didn't know she was damn serious.

I look at you and I laugh..
Imagine olosho giving advice. Lmaoo

Imagine this olosho that wore a bathroom slippers to club giving advice.

I expected you to have pulled down the photo on your profile by now but no, Olosho got no shame, Olosho got nothing to lose.

I work hard everyday to better my life.. Everyday I kinda remind you we are not on the same page.

I may not be where I want to be now, but trust me your Papa no see my back.

Everytime you on my Case.. I bet you wish I was your client.
Thunder fire you with you rotten kitty.

FATALITY!

GAME OVER!

Jodha:
Nah all these kain foolish lasses.. Yahoo boys like airforce and Co.. They take do their jazz... As she no wan gree get sense..

.. Lemme comman be going..

Why you too dey jealous
Jus thank your God if any gee boy gree date you sef.
Stop saying mumu things!

A girl told me it's mostly worn by prostitutes to trap their customers... She say anybody wey fvck that type go spend em last cash untop the toto. But ion believe that shii though!

Hello, phone experts. Please, I need some advice concerning the kind of phone I can get for my younger brother.
I'm looking for a good water resistance phone of maybe a 100k or below if possible. I want to give him as a birthday gift.
Any advice/suggestions, people?
Thanks!

JOEFY:
Not a first time user, as you will see, I have been registered since 2008, probably before the idiot lasticlalala existed, I just want to know who the hell he or she is

Ahn ahn! Na fight?
Abi you no know am na? Why you dey curse am

slimthugchimee:
you must really be as stupid as this your thread

olodo

This mumu boy will just be roaming around nairaland insulting people.... Trying to form "bad guy"
Ogbeni, you're trying too hard. Stop being a mumu, ok?

greatnaija01:
If am the types that sleeps around, then why are you bothered? YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED. and if the girl has truly found Jesus.... you are single again. you came here looking for help... i gave you bitter truth and you turn around to attack me as a hypocrite... STOVE Calling Kettle Black
#wehdone sir

You and feranchek are "stove" calling kettle black and you're also hypocrites.

Wow!
Huge stuff
lemi kuku stay my own because I canor be looking at tha stuff without wanting to press it.

I believe the op. Little girls of these days would do what adults wouldn't do. They can put a grown man who can't control himself in trouble oh!
Especialy the ones in all those jaga jaga area.... Them dey quick spoil ehn! They will jus enter "broda" room that they want to charge or watch movie.
I've lived in Ajegunle in lagos and what I saw was.....

bizzy500:
lol aka iz far better dan him,only for those dat knws rap tho.cassper sef sabi cassper iz aka boy frm day one

Haba! Guy, there's nothing special about AKA... If you know rap well then you'll know casper is far better than him.

See as them don rush the thread sharply.

Jodha:
Earlier catwalked awt.. But decided to come back and spit...

Come back here and clean that smelling saliva.