₦airaland Forum

FIFApresident1:
Your FATHER is an idiot.

Onikuuuure iwo omo ale jatijati!

Fu..cking vacuous troglodyte, it shall not be well with you and your family.

May Amadioha strike your mother's left breast and blow your father's right testicles into smithereens...

Fu...cking dimwit child of a dunderhead.

Bloody bastar.....d.

FIFApresident1:
Money.

Money is not everything.

Idio....ta

Waste of time.

Osinbajo no go win him ward, make he no bother.

Like Buhari, Like Osinbajo - failed and incompetent bastar...ds!

Alhamdullilah

Biodun556:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4a5Vyp1Ek
https://www.facebook.com/131517020195772/posts/5367460099934745/

Oloriburuku somebody.

It shall not be well with incompetent buffoons and arrogant bastar..ds like Ikpeazu, masquerading as a leader!

Huge joke.

Waste of time and resources, Tinubu and his band of idi...otic supporters will be disappointed.

Gbogbo yin o ni kuuuure.

IgweBUIKE1:
I got a call from my friend that one guy is inviting him for a photoshoot and I will be paid 7k and I will be shooting like three...

I said okay ..he sent the guys number to me and I called him...I prepared for work and the same time for the shoot,got to the bustop at meiran then put a call across to him he came and lo and behold I saw this haggard looking guy and I was already having double mind.. and I asked him again and he said is for photoshoot that I can even shoot for three different products,with mixed feelings I followed him got to the place and it turn out to be new life gnld...

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it..only for his senior colleagues to rally around me telling me to wait for the shoot to start..

I got angry left and to the station I went...am still at the station now ..funny enough the guy was saying funny stuff like he want me to succeed that is why he schemed me

Wahala for Monday morning..but trust my vindictive nature.him go see pepper

Ok.

Okerenla:
Governor of Osun State Gboyega Oyetola has picked up Governorship nomination form today at APC party Secretariat Abuja.

On hand to pick up the nomination form on behalf of the governor were his associates like Senator Bashiru Ajibola, Hon. Famurewa, Alhaji Bola Oyebamiji, Hon. Taiwo Oluga, Hon. Bukola Oyewo, Hon. Nike Omoworare and Hon Seun Odofin.

Bunch of fu....cking failures!

It will end in tears.

Buhari onikuuure
Tinubu onikuuure
If you support both of them, enikuuure gbogbo!

Bulletproofgt:
This early morning we just went to check on some traps we had set last night, and lo and behold on out way back we killed this snake.

Yummy, yummy come and eat

Onijekuje........... Anuofia!

Meanwhile, it shall never be well with Lalastical and chest crawling family members!

Get lost, nobody cares!

Bunch of failures.

Poorfarmer:
I saw some guys eating this meat, they said it is a Fulani chicken that is why they are tall, but I refuse to eat it since i didn't see it when it was alive.

Yes, vulture wey get avian bird flu and hepatitis.

Buhari onikuuuure!

APC ma shoriburuku ni!!

And if you are one of their supporters, it shall not be well with you and your entire family!!!

Enikuuuure collectively.

Angel dey wear trainers?

Idio....ts will swallow this nonsense as usual.

Foolish pastor, idio...tic congregation, gullible supporters!

Which kind benz be this?

Only if the idio...t has actually been working

Buhari, onikuuuure!

LoveFayfay:
Lmao.... There's what we call personal shiiting poo. No female student sits on the WC.

Interesting! Loool

Astagfirullilah!

So all those babes rocking skimpy outfits and shaking small yansh all over the place, sit on those filthy things to poo or pee?

Abi nah shotput them dey do?

Didnt the bastar....d deny the pic a few years ago?

Smh.

Nawa!

It will end in tears.

He will fail.

Say no to the right hand man of the incompetent buffoon leading Nigeria

Buhari's failure is Osinbajo's failure, both are hopeless!

Goodluck oooo Toke

MALIGNANTGuest:

I would have uploaded the 2015 Toyota Camry she singlehandedly bought to support my career.
But that wouldn't be necessary, becos of public safety. (I have offered a few Nairalanders ride in same car when they visited the US).

Ok.

booblacain:
(I had to bring this here first to get clarity from others before we go take it up with them at the Local Government Office).

A friend of mine just got his NIN slip from his local government office. To my surprise, the slip he was given looks like something that was photocopied, but he was told that it was printed directly from the computer. There are obvious discoloration marks on it that can only come from photocopy machines and not from printers.

My own sister has done her NIN and her own slip obviously looks like the original copy, the NIN logo on the back is in color and there are no photocopy discoloration marks on the paper.

off course, things can be printed in white and black, but not with photocopy marks.

The question that worries me is, if he was given the photocopy, where and who has the original. Obviously, the original copy exists because you can only make a photocopy from an original hard copy.

My suspicion is that the original copy was printed out and then photocopied, then only the photocopy was given to him, but why would they do this and lie to him that it was the printed copy. Why was the original copy not given to him and What do they plan to do with it?

Please people, Is this something my friend should worry about or am I being unnecessarily concerned about it?

The first two pictures  bellow shows my sister's NIN slip (original) and the other two shows the NIN slip that was given to my friend.

Ok.

Poverty, die by force, by fire!

Ok.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Hello!
Guess you all have fastened your seatbelts for the New Year? We hope for better days ahead.

I was at home yesterday & I got the shock of this festive period when a delivery agent kept dropping off items at my doorpost. Little did I know my backbone (my wife) who never ceases to surprise me had planned to lavish me with Xmas Gifts.
To my amazement, she apologized for late arrival of these items, as she had earlier booked & expected them to arrive during the Xmas period.
Honestly, I appreciate her immensely!.
Although, she's known to be ladened with such traits, but I expected a Seasonal Card in return since it was exactly what I hurriedly gave her earlier because of my tight schedule.

Honestly, she's been so wonderful!
I had to bury my face in shame .
She was able to execute such within a short time. Just want to say a Loud & a Palpable THANK YOU 2 All the Good and Hardworking Ladies out there. Keep it up. Ur efforts will always echo.

Melted your heart because of three shoes?

Eeeyah!
My first wife didnt cry o, but maybe my second wife to be will cry when i marry her later this year.

Nah lie, nothing go happen!

Kawu, get lost with your Osinbajo nonsense.

Both of you can pi...ss off!!!!