₦airaland Forum

WibusJaga:


Well done OP. All snakes must be hunted down & killed at sight. They are responsible for all the suffering & hardship in this life. If not for same snake that deceived Eve, we all would have been enjoying without any worries in the paradise garden of Eden.
Pls go ahead & eat it as palliative for all the hardship it has caused.

RT


PLus it shall not be well with Lalastical abi wetin be that trapezium shape headed mofo moderator and king of the snake kingdom!

Aaaaargh!

Eeeeeyah.

Oniranu elekun egbere!

One of the best thing a lawyer can do is to save a wrongly convicted or imprisoned person.

It ranks high up there in the list of professional excellence.

Sanwo Olu, Olofo!

Beautiful news.

phenzy:
I didn’t ask fr your mothers name

Phenzy come back here, it shall not be well with you and your household

Bastar....d, come and fight me, you blood nitwit!

Onikuuuure iwo omo ale jatijati yi!

Phenzy, bring your head here let me beat it like a drum, you fu...cking dic.....k slurping twa...t!

phenzy:
Hooliganism lives in your blood. You bloody fool

Your father, you fu..cking vacuous troglodyte!

Onikuuuure, flipping brainless twerp!

Totally agree, their time has come and gone.

Nah agidi remain.

It will end in tears.

United Onikuuure!!!!

Alhamdullilah.

Nah Commissioner for Environment motor be dis?

Nitrolekzi:
Currently, I am a 200l student of University of Ibadan but I put in for Police recruitment 2020 exercise during Covid-19 and I have been shortlisted for the past two stages and I believe I'm going to make the final list too.
I will like to see your views on what I should do now.

Should I join the police or continue with my program[color=#000099][/color][b][/b]

Join the Police and let me catch you.

Wafeeku!

Enikuuuure gbogbo yin, anybody who endorses Tinubu will not die well!

This guy is not 32 years old.

That aside, i hope he rots in jail.

50k? Beer and presidential suya money for a 2-3 boys for Polo Club? Smh!

Poverty has ravaged Nigeria so bad.

KingEverest:
the evil politicians backing this girl will soon meet there Waterloo

What are you talking about?

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts.

My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little.

What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family.

Please don't insult me because I am in a relationship though it's a young relationship and I cherish my man I just see myself falling for this neighbor.

Anu e semi.

O fe fi ori gba epe nla.....

Keep growing fond, when the thing hit you, nah palm front you go dey count.

AdvocateWriter:
Is this normal?

Ok.

The breakfast go touch everyone and those who think they are immune or have all the powers to prevent it will not be spared.

Rest in Power King.

hashbag1:
Nlanders,
I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, on my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.

As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8 mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here". She immediately hung up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didn't pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was I'm in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didn't pick, I called her back again on normal call and said you aren't picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get mad at her reason why she didn't tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.

Ok.

Aminu Dantata is the POWER.

Tinubu is a charlatan, a monumental frau..d, together with the rest of the clowns in that room!

siofra:
He looks okay, he's thirty and he seems nice. He even promised to always cook for me


No Nigerian guy has ever promised me that

Eeeyah.

Are you sure he is not a grandpa, a few metres away from his final resting place?

siofra:
Omo this white men are trying o

The other day one was telling me he will sell his soul to have me come to America

Nah your type?

My own daughter no fit dey this kind situation.

I trust myself.

Them no fit last, no be curse.

I first been think say nah Dino and the other dads wear diaper for yansh......

Lala see what your family member has done?

Gbogbo yin onikuuure one by one

Lalastical where are you? Onikuuuure, come outside

How many people no get criminal record for SA? Lol

Dan Allah!

Suwe Rele!
Sun re o Baba Alawada!!