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SportsRe: Ashleigh Plumptre Switches Nationality To Nigeria by Champneys: 12:48pm On Jan 04, 2022
Fantastic news!

That is a bird who is absolutely intentional and committed to representing Nigeria!

A decent addition to the fold.

I wish her and the team all the very best.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Plateau Bride At Pastor's House Few Hours To Her Wedding by Champneys: 11:13am On Jan 04, 2022
Ewelekeeeeeeeeeeeee! shocked
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Leadership Newspaper Politician Of The Year 2021 (Photo) by Champneys: 11:12am On Jan 04, 2022
Brown paper journalism. Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Fatoyinbo: Igbos Find It Difficult Donating Money To Churches by Champneys: 9:35am On Jan 04, 2022
Nbotee:
See mumu talk... Let him go to Igbo villages and see the magnificent structures erected as churches. Even in cities anywhere U don't find an Igbo man no dey progress
Gbam!

Biodun Fatoyinbo is dimw...it!
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Bello Turji Surface, Gang Members Spotted Wielding Weapons by Champneys: 3:15pm On Jan 03, 2022
Bello Turji Omo Ale!

Onikuuuuure.
RomanceRe: Man She Met And Made Love With On Same Day Left Her To Get Married The Next Day by Champneys: 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2022
Ok.
HealthRe: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 18 Years Of Waiting (Photos) by Champneys: 2:43pm On Jan 03, 2022
Alhamdullilah ooooooooo.

Jesu Seun! cheesy
CultureRe: Oba Saliu Adetunji Is Dead! Olubadan Of Ibadan Dies At 93 by Champneys: 1:57pm On Jan 02, 2022
Oba Waja!
Oba Rele!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Buys New Car For His Barber by Champneys: 1:26pm On Jan 02, 2022
Plantiff:
Fatoyinbo's daughter is wearing an original Balmain polo which starts at 35,000 naira in Nigeria.

She's wearing an original Gucci embroidered sneakers which costs approximately $600.

I don't know how much her Jeans trouser is.

Behind the three kids is a White Rolls Royce Phantom Worth at least 220 million naira. I cannot identify the other luxury car. The articles in the picture of the three kids are worth at least 250 million naira.

Fatoyinbo's children's clothes in the picture can pay 70% for that old Toyota car he gave his barber but the barber knelt to worship him which is something Fatoyinbo's kids most likely didn't do when their mother bought the clothes for them grin They don't know what it means to sleep with their stomachs empty.

Some of us envy pastors not because they have a better business strategy than us but because they're not taxed. They own everything they earn.

I actually admire Fatoyinbo. He was once a poor students fellowship preacher. Today he's one of the richest clergymen in the country.

You have no excuse not to give your children a better life.
2 Rolls Royce!
Still Fatoyinbo is feeding fat on tithes and other church donations and he is a rapist + adulterer --- FACT!!!!!
BusinessRe: How Loan Company Scattered My Friend's Birthday Party by Champneys: 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
This guy is a huge big boy with tattoo
As in fresh guy from PH.

I was in his house for birthday 27th December.
As we were vibing and playing jams fine fine girls just enter. We reach like 20 inside his apartment.

He was playing music from his iphone connected to bluetooth speaker. I guess he went oustide and gave the phone to his guy to be doing Dj..

When a call came in and i guess his guy answered it forgetting that it was connected to speaker.

The next thing we heard was a lady voice saying "your loan at L credit is ovderdue
Please pay up blah blah...

I swear we were confused at first then the guy holding the phone was trying his best to end the call but i dont know why it took that long to end it.

Omo the girls started giggling and chu chu chuing around. It's when the guy came in he didn't know what happened and i guess nobody wanted to bring it up.

Naso the guy dey ginger say Make we drink well well say today money go scatter everywhere.

Some of his friends were laughing at him but him think say na vibes.
He didnt know they are laughing because they heard the call from the loan company.
Na that day I know say fake bros and hoes full everywhere.
Ok.
TV/MoviesRe: Chief Daddy 2 (Going For Broke)- Reviews And Ratings? by Champneys: 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2022
An absolute waste of time.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls For 1000 Prayer Volunteers To Pray For Nigeria, World by Champneys: 7:19pm On Jan 01, 2022
Nonsense... Abeggi!
CultureRe: Photos From Isiokpo Bicycle Carnival, Rivers State by Champneys: 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2022
Isiokpo, Imo State... Home town of Innocent Nzeribe, Ekerin Bashorun of Ibadan Land. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Dr Paul Enenche's 2022 Prophecies (Video) by Champneys: 6:46pm On Jan 01, 2022
owukpa:
Dr Paul Enenche Releases 10 Prophetic Declarations For 2022 (VIDEO)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwmhtPhBU0

The Senior Pastor of Dunamis International Gospel Centre, Dr. Paul Enenche has released powerful prophetic declarations for the year 2022.
He reveal ten things that will happen in the new year.

The Senior Pastor of Dunamis International Gospel Centre, Dr. Paul Enenche has declared judgment on enemies of the nation Nigeria.

The cleric said those tormenting Nigeria and Nigerians will not see the end of the year 2022.

He gave this prophecy prophecies at the crossover service held at the Glory Dome, Abuja and monitored by IDOMA VOICE.

The cleric, who christened the year as ‘Overflowing Grace and Glory’ also declared war on every killer in Nigeria.

He said, “ Where blood is wasted, yours shall not be wasted. We declare the death of every killer in this nation.
“Every enemy of this nation, shall not cross this year.”

REVELATIONS RECEIVED:

1. A generational crown belonging to a people that got lost had been found and there was jubilation
- Something that was lost in your lineage; a generational mantle that the devil tried to take from your father’s house has just been released just now!

2. There will be the rising of godly homes and godly marriages for those who will wait on God’s counsel; marriages of men and women that will correct the notion that godly marriages don’t exist anymore, will be raised in this season!
- Every daughter or son of Zion whose time is due for marriage shall be settled this year!

3. There shall be the reversal of destiny exchanges
The revelation received was of a family of a man who was influential before and the man died and 60%-70% of the children were grounded and crawling on the ground; it was as if the man’s greatness was achieved at the expense of his children’s destiny
PRAYER: In the name of Jesus, I refuse and reject every transaction in my lineage that tampered with my life and welfare in the earth; oh you demonic transaction, you are nullified, neutralised and destroyed by the Blood of Jesus and the fire of the Holy Ghost now!

4. There shall be explosion of revival in rural areas – communities, villages; there shall also be the digging of the wells of revival and the move of God in places that had revival before and it disappeared! There shall be the experience of the power, glory and Spirit of God as it was in the past and even beyond.

5. There shall be the speeding up of things because the time is short; the Lord is set to do a lot of drastic work with as many as are ready – apostolic work, prophetic work, massive financial releases!

6. There will be a great demarcation between those who are serving God in truth and reality and those who are not serving Him.

7. There will be so much investment and entrustment of Divine resources to those who can be trusted and who are truly faithful – be it in the realm of the anointing, power, or financial resources.

8. It is a season of great acceleration and accentuation of things.

9. The judgment of Jehovah will move out of the way every man, woman and thing that is standing in the way of the move of God in the church, in nations and territories and for your life; it is a season of recompense and reward for the ungodly!
- Any man or woman standing in the way of the move of God for your life and destiny, in this season, they are moved out of the way!

10. It is a season of increased authority for the child of God; a season of increased authority and royalty for the church; there shall be an increase in level of command; the realm of saying it and seeing it! Not just the pastor but the church.

https://www.idomavoice.com/2022/01/2022-prophecies-every-enemy-of-nigeria-will-not-cross-this-year-dr-paul-enenche.html
FRAUD
FoodRe: My New Year Rice 2022 by Champneys: 6:41pm On Jan 01, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
I just have to prepare something for the new year, since it has become a culture to cook fresh food for the new year.
You for no post that thing for here.
PoliticsRe: Alhaji Auta And Kachalla Ruga Bombed To Death In Zamfara Forest by Champneys: 6:39pm On Jan 01, 2022
Love that...... Bombed to death! grin
FoodRe: See The Chinchin I Fried With Just ₦500 by Champneys: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2021
Poverty chin chin?

The thing sweet so?

Wetin tiger razor blade dey do there?

You go fit send some come London make i sample am? grin
HealthRe: FCT Minister, Muhammed Musa Bello Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Champneys: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2021
PoliticsRe: 2022: Buhari’s New Year Message (Full Text) by Champneys: 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2021
Buhari, onikuuuure!
CelebritiesRe: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Champneys: 3:12pm On Dec 31, 2021
E be like say nah Isiagu mama wear o?! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 3 Fun Seekers Drown During Picnic In Benue (Graphic Pictures) by Champneys: 10:16am On Dec 31, 2021
What a waste.
Smh!!! embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Champneys: 10:13am On Dec 31, 2021
Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.
You dont need help, you just need to find your square root go the place wey dead people dey! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter, Purity Okojie's 9th Birthday (Photos) by Champneys: 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2021
ImoleNaija:
Many happy returns, omo-olojo-ibi.
How could you type the bolded just because he booked a space? Kindly edit & remove it before I use the language we both understand.
I am waiting for you....

Olofo omo ale jatijati, fu...cking dic...khead! angry
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Okezie Ikpeazu In Aso Rock (Pictures) by Champneys: 4:56pm On Dec 30, 2021
Gross incompetence meets gross incompetence.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter, Purity Okojie's 9th Birthday (Photos) by Champneys: 3:42pm On Dec 30, 2021
ImoleNaija:
Many happy returns, omo-olojo-ibi.
How could you type the bolded just because he booked a space? Kindly edit & remove it before I use the language we both understand.
Onikuuuure, bring it on!

You fu...cking vacuous troglodyte.

I am waiting for you.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter, Purity Okojie's 9th Birthday (Photos) by Champneys: 3:11pm On Dec 30, 2021
Mulimv103:
X
Ori e daaru ni?

Wetin be X?
Christianity EtcRe: Funeral: Archbishop Desmond Tutu Lies In Repose At His Old Cathedral by Champneys: 3:09pm On Dec 30, 2021
Tutu, Orun Re O.
Christianity EtcRe: If Your Bride Price Is Not Paid You Can Never See God- Female Preacher(video) by Champneys: 2:21pm On Dec 30, 2021
What a load of tosh.
Science/TechnologyRe: Indian Goat Gives Birth To ‘Humanoid Kid’ With Baby-Like Face (Pics) by Champneys: 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2021
Man don go fu..ck the goat! grin
SportsRe: NFF Appoints Jose Peseiro As Super Eagles New Coach by Champneys: 8:08pm On Dec 29, 2021
NFF is a joke.

Appointed an interim manager, he has yet to take charge of a game, but they have appointed a new manager...

Smh!
RomanceRe: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Champneys: 7:57pm On Dec 29, 2021
GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.
Ok love. smiley
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears As US-Based Fiancé Dumps Her For Her Bestie A Week To Wedding by Champneys: 7:53pm On Dec 29, 2021
Hot breakfast.

E go reach everyone, even the bestie wey collect, them go collect or serve her too! wink

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