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This google don crace o, i jst google chanchit nau nau, them jst carry me go meet all the comment i don make for NL...

She must not escape this one o, make she go spend @least two decade for kirikiri straight...

Na hunger go strangle them for UK, them never knw anything, those boxers go box them selves last last... Dunno how people could be so stupid, a whole Olympians turning fugitives..... Maybe them don bring their work permit from cameroun sha...

LWKMD.... Crazy women, i won't even bother to ask for the pix, cos i no wan see their slippers like brea*st.... This is jst an open invitation to alqaeda in ukraine...

Why trouble go sleep, nyanga go always wan wake am..? If them start to rain heavy curse on you, u go say them don start... There's no where they don't lie about age in the world, if there's a need to, so jst park tight...

Everything i do baby, i do it for you.... Now get a fu*ck up there, and get the pear ur self.....!

This Askari make me laf o, see as e talk war like say na street fight...

Even if the match was fixed, i still thnk God we did'nt go further, so we were not disgraced out of the competition.. BTW the match was not fixed..,.

Dts y its good to look wel wel before u marry, as for me, i go make sure say i marry pesin wei i fit beat, so i case of incasity....

This Nigerian government too dey fear o...! Chai, i need to find something to hold them to ransome very fast, because Ogoni land declear their republic, see as this government dey run put everything in place, na wa o....
Biafra u better start digging for petrol, so gov't will take u serious... Na my 1naira i don borrow una so ooo...!

I think that should be one film making scene.... Bt on the other hand she look like pesin wei go collect kondo for neighbor room, wei her papa come catch her...

This news only show where the problem of Nigeria is truely coming from, if the northern governors too could come out and say things like this this country would be a peaceful place to live, but its the other way round, cos they are the one sponsoring the violence... Bt i like what gov't Amaechi said, because some people r behaving like animal does not mean you should also behave like one...

So what will now happen to Olubunmi..? Will he go and sit in rome...?

So his father followed him to church, i can only imagine what he must have put his father through... Linda...! Pls leave charlieboy alone and let him act sane...!

I think there are some investigations that really needs to be done, cos those criminals i saw on TV are SSS professional acting criminals o, cos the way they gave detailed account of how they carried out the operation is somehow shaddy.. Can u imagine a killer coming to live TV to say "i shoot him, when he tried to run"
The SSS claimed that they were armed robbers, bt i think it looks like a political killing, someone is jst trying to cover something...

Don't worry, i watch mine for free.... If u manage to block it, then i will come and complain abt the new tarrif..

Its good to look good, but i jst hate it when someone say "I'm beautiful, or I'm handsome" dts for people to say and nt you, people do tell me to my face, it jst makes me feel uneasy, i always act as if i don't knw how i look, cos many peeps that concentrate on their goodlooks ends up useless at the end of the day, cos of their Ego..
Nb: if i should rate myself i'ld give myself 45/100 i fink thats a pass, but people see diffrently, dts y you can't be d judge for ur self, someone might rate you 80%, while u get ur 20% frm someone else, BTW i don't look @ beauty, i look for d IQ...

That is what happens, when king go dance nhaked for market in the afternoon..

Mtcheeeeew.....!

Lol..... She will come back, when GEJ returns frm his caribean tour..

Buti y....? I sense procrastinating juju frm other baby mamas....

Atleast we still have a team for USA to beat, Ghana has no team for Nigeria to beat, so i won't bother to argue with them in the first place...

Why would sane institution want to borrow Nigeria money....? This same people ranked Nigeria as one of the most corrupt country in the word, and u still want to borrow us that kind of money as if u don't knw what would happen to it... This europeans/Americans call Nigeria third world country, when they are the one really keeping us there, they jst want to wreck this country beyond redemption, and this baboons we call leaders are busy dancing to their tune, when they know what the end result would be, their primary objective is to see how much they can embezzle, later Prince of Kano and NOI will come and tell us they are removing the fuel subsidy.... I'm really tired of this leaders..

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I think Dangote has this believe that if Nigerian graduates could drive london cabs,why cant they drive his own trailers too ?


Nigeria is worse than hell-fire. Anyways, Goodluck to prospective employees. [/quote]Thats it, all the people crying foul here would gladly clean oyinbo office abroad, and i'm sure Dangote will pay well, if u can do it there, u should be able to do it here, and BTW he's not forcing anybody to take the job, maybe he thinks if he employ graduates to drive his trucks, they won't be wreckless as those Aboki that kills innocent people in the name of Dangote...

Even if they use their third team, na still correct beating tonight....

Yes we will auction every thing he has... The same way all ur properties too will be auctioned when you are out of power.... God should jst help me, so i'll be able to buy some then....

Moderators, pls unban me in celebrities section o, a ah, since yesterday.... What have i said wrong...? Afterall all my post in the Segun Arinze's story has been hidden..... And i hope that shymmex or whats his name too is been banned frm the celebrities section....
Now to to the question, for me i think Politics is the number 1 section on nairaland, cos Politics news makes the front page easily, followed by Celebrity news and sport, then maybe romance...
So my choice goes thus:
1) Politics
2) Celebrities
3) Sport
But generally i always contribute, when i have something to say on any news, then keep shut, when i knw nothing abt the matter @hand....

This chinese guys are really pulling strings o, even America/ Europe are not being left out of the take over, they even produce fake tobacco.. Very soon, we will catch those their athlets, i know they are on something funny...

The person that brought the idea, and the printer self should recieve 2 bullet salute on their fore head, while the owner of the school should get 4 salutes, cos they are all st!upid... This people won't jst cease to disgrace us...

youngies: Scary!
Pedophile every where.

If the story is established to be true, justice demands that a javelin should be inserted into teacher's puccy too

No javelin, u neva can say, javelin fit enter by mistake, maybe na javelin she dey take train her puccy, make them find one mad man, with heavy akpako to strike the spirit of lesbianism komot for her body, before she go jail....

Chai...! Sori Okwu, even teachers do it, na wetin Okwu sabi chop kill am... Bt his jail term should not be long, afterall e no r*ape the gurls nau... And which type of school do the gurls sef attend, that they could jst go out and come in when ever theylike sef...