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funkybully:
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Yoloba tailors in Onitsha are sowing on top tree anu mpama

Ask me again?

StepTwo:
nonsense
has she got a job already?

Yea, she has a job bro and it's called N.A.B.M- (Nigeria Association Of Baby Mama's- Western Zone).

carammel:
Yorubas are too tolerant. This is a feet another tribe cannot afford in igboland,you can't even do business successfully in igboland not to talk of contesting for a political post.
I wonder if Mr nwoke would ever want biafra.

Thank you my brother for this truth. The yorubas are really tolerant, compared to the igbos. You can't find any tribe in Nigeria as a whole heading any office or organisation in Igbo lands. Take for example, Onitsha Main Market, as long as you're not an igbo man, you will never get a shop there. But when you go to other parts of the country, you'll always find them there. Smh

Curvinus:
him no get fridge ni?

Where the light dey my brother Abi you want make the bread begin smell.

Donkaz:
Back then girls in my street used to make skipping rope with rubber band.

There's a way they tie the rubber band to each other

My brother, that guy is not a street guy at all. Back then 1992, I use it to make long skipping ropes in 3 folds and use it to skip. Even paw-paw branch sticks, I can use it to make a sound good gun till date. There's one day we played one dirty trick on one busty girl in our compound with that fake gun, mehn if you see slaps we received from neighbours that day ehh, na D.I.E for us that day..

KINGinVALHALA3:
Lol, don't mind them bro, most of them go just they behave like little girls make them give witch chop come from belle.

The voting haven't started yet bro, still in the period of campaign for our various contestants.

Join me campaign small na, even if na to add refiner to your signature just like mine. You can check my signature to see what I'm talking about.
Good pm bro!

Alright Bro, I gat your back like Sylvester Stallion.. Evening to you bro.

Later things bro, Na Time-out things ohhh.

noblenwa:
cheaters

Ahhh sis, it hasn't gotten to that extent na.. Are you trying to tell me all edo guys are cheaters

That's a big rude remark, you know that right

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehe, my bro Abeg forget Nairaland girls and their childish mentality jor. we re doing it for fun and nothing more.

Nah, she isn't, she is Igbo from anambra, she is my smallie (friend), join your brother jor make we make her the winner.

You talk true my brother. Some of them mentality na zero tolerance, that's why I make sure say I nor use by mistake pm any of them or come follow them like wetin bini people dey call ''Asua' Asua'' or come dey look dem like ''U'uhuki''.

Onto the voting things my brother, how I go take vote na?

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehehe, my guyyyyy.
That year when men were men and lacked joy. hmmm

Now na suit men come they wear with bible for hand but with a stainless kpaka incase any Nigga fuckup. lol

Bro, are you aware of miss Nairaland 2016 competition?
would love it if you join me support and vote my contestant, refiner.

I dey aware sha, but I nor dey like participate before one shenke go come dey think say I wan chik her.. This refiner na bini girl bros?

ireneony:
My boobs are better than hers

Lolz, Anty Irene, wetin dey happen na?

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehehe, see this bros o, you sure say I nor know you so?

Parents house at upper mission end, till this moment;
I know obazee so well, lot of my RED niggas reside there.
Also grew up at new Benin, mom was selling provisions there, that was 90s to early 2000 though.

You know those terriance boys of that year, Dr lizard, danjuma, stainless, low waist, etc? They were my boys. hehehehe

I was even at new Benin 2days ago, for business though.

My mum had a restaurant at new benin back then from 1998- 2010 bro.. I know doctor lizard dem na. Na Edokpolor grammar school I go before I come go virus New covenant and finally Gaius Obaseki. Na because of the fights back then na make popcy dey change us anyhow..

Mehn, e don ta ohhhh... Na 2003 set, I be ohhh.

Tuale to you baba ''IVBI ' EDO N' UZOMO''

Mehn, some peeps get hardcore mind sha. Even the devil himself will soon be dethroned. A fellow man like you just because of mere #300,000k. Wtf

Awon Name Checkers Association- Eastern Region Elites, food is ready ohh. It's your turn to gloat.

KINGinVALHALA3:
Awwww, so this bros na my brother? lol

bro nor be small thing o, na idahosa/Lagos street boy I be, na there I grow up, but I don leave there tey tey sha.

You still reside in Benin?

I still dey the zanga ohh, what to do my brother? Na Obazee/Upper Mission boy I be ohh, New Benin Area..

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehehe, wetin son of man go do na?
Hunting for Pvssy till this very moment still remains one of the oldest profession. lol

Let's hope and see what comes out of this new but silent meat!

Lwkmd. My guy; I swear, you carry word for mouth. I dey suspect say na upper boy you be. Your format and lines nor be beans.

Mamagee3, we edo guys are like mirrors, we give to you exactly what you give to us. Shikena.

wolfgangg:
My tongue is the temple of God na

Ehh But your dick is the tabernacle of satan abi

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Op, King Solomon had 700 wives and cheated on them with 300 concubines, because your boyfriend cheated on you with just a lady, you don't want us to have peace again abi My sister go and read the bible..

If you want to cheat, go ahead. As long as you're not legally married, your bf joystick is another lady's drilling machine- shikena.

idolda:
Kenya again? Why is it that Kenyans and sex related cases are like siamese twins?

On a lighter note, her toto might be the fishy smelling type like Aunty L...and she sent the picture to the prayer group for deliverance.

You nor just dey fear at all ohhh. A whole Anty Linda, na you say her something dey smell Make she catch you first.

wristbangle:
Well madam, seems you reside in USA/Sweden, that's nice but some Nigerians returning from abroad do portray this act.

Who dash her USA/Sweden.. If you don't like the thread or feel the thread is biased, kindly express your opinions politely same way that ronald4lif guy did. That dude is matured mehn, not someone with fat lips saying ''Arrant Nonsense coming from an Arrant Idiot''. Mtcheeeewww

Kylekent59:
Guy dem go ban u ooooo. Na so dem take ban me for 1 week

Talk true? Na joke I dey play ohhh.. Chai.

Kylekent59:
Guy dem go ban u ooooo. Na so dem take ban me for 1 week

Talk true? Na joke I dey play ohhh.. Chai.

Name Checkers Association Of Nairaland.. Over to you guyz.

Food Is Ready Ohhhhh

vizkiz:
uncle has been there for 10years now. Na those ones suppose don forget about how naija food dey taste. Unlike one mumu that went to Dubai last year and came back forming British accent

Say "I don't take Heybah (eba) anymore"

Rotflmao. Oga Vizkiz, nor kill person with laugh ohh..

''Heybah''(Eba).. That your guy na okpe-tu.

That guy with afro look like a Nairalander.. Just saying

And why no names, this report is false.

Op, you nor even happy say you get those nice gifts as bday gifts.. What of na dis kind one nko

Ikwokrikwo:
I pity for any Igbo getting scammed by these Yoruba churches.

Ohhh, who be this again na

HateU2:
lol pastor. I hear u

Lolz.. I nor be pastor ohhh.. I spoil anyhow but na good spoil I spoil anty mii

HateU2:
Biko wats d meaning

Fret not sister, for thy name bringeth not bad nor evil, for thou shalt be pleased that thy name is magnificent.. Lolz..

HateU2:
Is dat Chinese

Chinese ke . Na typical bini nickname be that

timilehin007:
Your ban no get appeal at all

Lolz As in ehh, the guy ban go be indefinite like saraki case.

evegran:
Single ladies avoid married men o.

Because you won't be happy if someone outside is fucking your husband.

Same thing can be said to the hubby when he is so persistent in entering the lady's honey pot. Some men too get wahala, though some girls and married men be like police and bribe.