₦airaland Forum

wilcox:
Someone from edo should confirm the authenticity of this,

My brother, Op is a big liar. Infact him worse pass Lai Muhammed. Benin High-court road is along Benin-Sapele road, even if you follow airport road via ezotee street, everywhere there good.

If the op get sense, why him nor mention the name of the road wa him and e foolish friends follow. Ode op and na the mods I blame wa nor authenticate the thread before them move am go front-page. Some people go just big and sense nor dey their head at all.

osculatedon:
Guy i dont think you av used God is good motors befor. why will you say GIGM run maximum of 120 when it is always and clearly announced during depart, that they av a speed limit of 110 and no 1 should compile the captain to run beyound the speed limit. watch your tongue.

No ohhh, I've not used GIGM in my entire life. Na you sabi talk pass, e be like say you be staff for there. How many times you don use GIGM and you dey watch the speedometer

To cut the long story short oga, I dey ply benin-lagos road almost every day my brother because of the kind work wa I dey do and dose transport companies wa I list up there nor get joy for road especially ''Iyare Motors''.

Nor be today I begin run road wa you go dey ask me yeye question say I never board GIGM before. Even back then 2002/2003 when my enemy nearly die, which bus you think say I enter ehh Oga.

Even for night, if I dey come back from lagos sometimes come deliver something, come see wetin some drivers dey use passenger's life take dey play gamble. You don experience head to head accident before Nor make me vex my brother this evening abeg, I wan enter road so.

I use God beg you, you hear. Na me find trouble wa I talk. Nor vex.

I don't believe this joor.

E nor make sense na

Powell07:
Why do you sleep with your eyes closed?
-cos, sleep wouldn't be fully defined with open eyes.
Same as kissing. . . Excelsior! [color=#006600][/color]

You even try self.. Ask her why does she close her eyes when drinking pepper-soup with shaki. She go understand. Hehehehehe

khristals:
did she think she was going for excursion?

Thank you my brother. Help me ask her ohh whether the girl dey go for excursion or revival night or job-interview

Everyone is screaming at the booty.. Where da hell is the booty
Pls, I need to see da booty

Where's the booty Op

foolinlove:
Yes, but no. No guy is ever faithful. They may not have committed side chick, but they always messing with someone else.

It's either you're having fun with these non-stop hate comments of yours about guys or you've been really hurt and abused by a guy. But the honest truth is, no matter what you say or do or believe, trust me many ladies are still gonna fall in love and live happily forever with their partners. So, sis try and get over this dilemma you're in otherwise you'll only keep hurting yourself and be in a state of self-denial. Trust me, I've been down that road before and many peeps here have one or two ish like that. You're not the first to experience a heartbreak neither will you be the last being on earth.

Gracias sis...

Wetin person nor go hear

Abeg jare,I cannot come and go and kill myself joor.

knightsson:
My guy how far? Na me kinginvalhala. sorry I haven't had time to chat you up ever since this miss Nairaland started, I have been damn busy. I'm seeing your voting for refiner, please keep it up. And I also noticed supporters of other contestants those copy monikers I tag to vote refiner, please don't answer them, let them go and fetch their voters themselves. We have gotten to a stage where its only voting a singular contestant that matters, so please let you vote be only for refiner.

I will chat you up after this contest and maybe we will do bottle together since we re both staying in Benin. Thanks man!

No wahala my brother.. I don do the level. Later things bro.

I vote Refiner

Cc; NLJega

Goahead:
I beg to differ, This is the first time am seeing God is good motors involved in an accident... They're not known for reckless driving!

Oga, which kind talk you dey yarn so If I hear say GIGM motor nor dey get accident. Wetin make the management warn the drivers to go maximum of 120km/hr You want make I dey list their accidents for you? 2011 between Fajo and Ijebu, when 2 GIGM collide head to head nko? The funniest part, that una emergency service bus wa dey for shagamu expressway quick run come dey paint the bus so that people nor go know say na GIGM get accident. Which kind yeye talk you dey talk say GIGM nor dey get accident.

Una GIGM, Agofure, Peace Mass Transit, Bob-Izua and Iyare, na God dey save person from una hand.. Iyare motors own na worse pass especially during xmas season.

I vote Refiner


Cc; NLJega

waltinnovers:
I don't know the states you people are talking about, as the state I reside, Edo, before we leave our refrigerator on so that it can work whenever they bring electricity but now, we switch off everything because the current is over full and they never take the light since Bubu assume office and minister of darkness state work. Only a wise my can understand me

Oga, that na big lie. Infact you too lie bros.. Where for Edo Benin, Okada, Abudu, Ekpoma, Uromi, Owan, Irrua, Atani, Ugboha, Egor, Ehor, Igieduma. Where you dey talk about bros. If you dey yarn about benin, you dey lie abeg. Your lie fit kill person. The only place for benin wa get light wella na Airport road(Oba palace side), then sapele road before ikpokpan junction and through esama backyard follow dss office and civil service commission and high court too.. All of them dey get steady light.

Then followed by Igbesamwan, Ist east circular, 2nd east circular and Third east circular, st saviour, upper sakponba(three house), even arousa self dey get light 3 hours on, 3 hours off. Same thing with Ikpoba slope.

Lucky-way, Eyean nor dey even see light at all. Where worse pass na the side wa I dey Upper mission. Since Friday evening after that heavy rainfall and the light self na 3 hours on, 6 hours off. Sometimes, you nor go see light for 15 hours if the tin enter their head.

Upper Mission, Upper lawani, New Benin, Akugbe, Ohkoro, Medical stores road, Federal road, New Road, Ewah road, Even police station for Federal Road nor get light, the one wa dey opposite New Covenant Gospel church since on friday. If you doubt, enter motor come new benin, come see am with your two koro koro eyes.

Nor dey talk again say light dey Edo, nor be your presence oshiomole warn them make dem give auchi later since 4 months. Oga, if you wan talk next time, just say your area get light. Nor make me vex, I use beg God you.

StarMogul:
I HAVE TO SAY...I AM PROUD OF YOU...FULLY IN SUPPORT

You're welcome..

Cruzita and Sugarhugs fighting since 1400bc and be like------

But you ladies should chill out. Why the hate speech

Mehn, Op I bleeped up back then especially singing National Anthem..

I rise oooo compassion
Nigeria score lo bay
To serve our father's land
With love and strength and faith
The na- suffer
Our street suffer
Shall never be in vale
To serve with heart and mighty
Ahh nation bound in fee-dom
Peace and unity..

ikombe:
I go tear her nyash wahlia



Make i still dey observe the nyash from far

My guy, you be real cow. Rotfl. Abeg nor kill me with laugh.

Like seriously Nigga

Deenite:
Edo people, i hail una.

Oga, you sure say you well at all so Wetin Edo people do una na We do una something before

Op, lemme think, wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it.. Gbam

Here it goes:

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Finally, it seemed to me that the desire to get married- which I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women- is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.

So Op, as for me, I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to cos you don't need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself because of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you'll never lose.

AntiWailer:
My advice is that they should continue bombing while IPOB praise them.

When it is time for the secession iPOB prays for , the second round of fight will be who is iPOB, who is iPOD and who is iPAD

Destroy all the land, pollute the water so Buhari will suffer in ASO Rock.

Since the bombing started can't they notice that Buhari has been suffering and sleeping at the filling station looking for fuel.

Bunch of brainless eediots.

Jonathan was there for years he did not do any meaningful project apart from award Billions of pipeline security contracts to war Lords.

Now they woke up from there slumber since the billions is not getting to the warlords.

Egbon, I use beg God you, nor cause fight here ohhh.. Dem dey come for you ohhh..

And so

E concern you Baba Dee

Who you epp

Tell me

watered:
Useless people! Fasting to learn how to behead people abi? Basta.rds!!! In.fidels calling people same. I've blasphemed send your demons to come behead me. Idi.ots.


If you like ban me I don't care.

My brother, these people go use gps track you ohhh.. E be like say you nor like that your big head abi

Cc: Wristbangle, Tosyne2much, Yomieluv and KinginVahala. You're highly needed.

Came across the post on fb and decided to share it here ohhh. Abeg, E- War lords make una nor decapitate my head ohh, nor be me write am ohhh..


ADVICE TO ND AVENGERS:

Keep on, keep keeping on!
Please don't listen to anybody advising you against pipeline
vandalisation. Keep it up.

Deal with Buhari (Pharaoh), APC & Northern hegemony. Destroy
your land so that the people of Katsina will suffer.
Before you detonate the next bomb & blow up the next pipeline,
think again.

The Ogoni land is getting cleaned up & soon commercial fishing
will commence.
Your friend in Enugu that is urging you on is going back to the
farm, Enugu will soon be one of the leading producers of
banana & pineapple in the world in collaboration with a Mexican
company.

Your friend in Lagos is urging you on to destroy your land but he
is going to Kebbi to get farmlands for rice farming.

Meanwhile they have also started drilling oil in Lagos. Wait,
Kebbi will soon feed the whole country & export.

Tuta absoluta attacked Kano, Jigawa & some northern states &
you catch cold in your Creek.

Your brother in Edo will soon be supplying the whole country
with tomatoes due to Idahosa University.

Are you thinking already?
Norway wants to eliminate all cars using fossil fuel by 2025.
The world is moving on my brothers. You think you are
sabotaging Buhari but he is gradually settling down into Govt.
Boko haram has been largely decapitated & the world recognizes
that. Anti corruption fight is progressing.

About 3 trillion naira was announced recently as recovered &
frozen loots. That's money stolen by the love of your life.
Money that could have been used to develop the Creek. Money
that would have connected you with roads, bridges & other
amenities.

They stole it & gave you guns to go into the Creeks. How many
among the love of your life can spend a night with you where
you are right now? Where are their children?

I heard your beloved PDP has zoned presidency to the north for
2019 election. The same north you so much hate. The same
north that is dominating you.

Can't you see they are just deceiving you? You are not their
concern. Their concern is the loots from the oil produced on
your land.

They don't care if you destroy the land. They have no plan to
live there. How many refineries have they built for you with all
the looting.

They love you so much to keep you on 65k per month but
cannot give you basic education to emancipate you. Are their
children handling guns and sleeping in the creeks with you?

Pls don't drop your arms. Destroy the environment to get at
Buhari. But when you are alone pls read this over again.

Source: Dr Ben.
VIA: AY Truthisbitter

Zoharariel:
Reporting for duty - Name Checkers Association of Nigeria - Moskow Branch.

Scanning suspect names .........

1.) Paul Ibara - a native of Akwa ibom,

2.) Ifeanyi Obi - a native of Abia state and ........

3.) Battery low, I repeat battery is too low to scan 3rd suspect's name, therefore scanning is terminated.

Observation: - Suspect 2 is a jew from the land of the rising moon blaming his woes on Fashola, as if he was the only person affected in the market demolition.

Copying NCAN Abuja, Togo, Ketu, Ikorodu, Suru-Lere, Syria, Iraq, Accra, Libya, Malaysia & Afghanistan branches.

Over & Out!

My guy, I swear you be heavy clown.

Give me five (5) there joor... Take am... Take am...

maximunimpact:
Oba of Bini got some questions to answer

Oga, carry your leg waka come Ediaken(Uselu) come ask am We dey wait for you, you hear

ucheHapers:
Haba wots killing all the Nigerian Coaches from Edo state...which Edo coach is next now....abi is it part of the burial rites Of their Oba...
May his soul rest in perfect peace....Amen

Oga, you sure say you well at all so Wetin we do una Na Benin people kill am

frankkingston:
d funny part na say all of dem na benin dey die put, Maka WHY?
: benin pple don table our ex coaches matter oh...

Lordnewton1:
Two coaches, one week...
BENIN people...hmmmm we hail thee

Come ohhh, two of una, e get wetin benin people do una Make una leave benin people out of this na. We don do una something before Dem say person die due to heart related disease, una dey blame benin people. Abeg make una take time ohhh..

jaybros:
Maybe the OP is a child to the molesters and can not afford to see his/her folks jailed

GBAM!!! You nailed it bro. Either the Op is a child to the molesters or a relative, that's why he's scared.

Luckylife:
Are you kidding me ! The last I check Christian are the most peaceful, tolerant and accommodating in the world . Are u blind or deaf to hear the number of innocent souls that have been kidnap, convert , raped ,married off and even killed in the name of Islam ? The capital of a Muslim country is Islamabad if you can't understand. See what happened in kano , kaduna etc. Many of you novice don't even know what they mean by "Islam is a religion of peace" means only those that are Muslim will leave in peace as the claimed while infidals must be made to leave in pieces.

Bro, just forget about those guys.. The problem started when Aregbesola merged those schools both muslim and christians alike.

Each school has their particular clothing regulations (some don't, but most do). If 'religious' reasons are good enough to let students wear whatever they want, then the Baptist should be allowed to wear their robes, Catholics should be allowed to wear their symbol and Satanists should be allowed to wear an upside down cross or
whatever.

Majority of the Muslims that claim they don't offend other people and that islam is a religion of peace, why does it sure tells them to offend a lot of 'non-believers' in the Quran.

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who
disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every
fingertip of them"

Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion should be only for Allah"

Quran (9:5) - "So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them." they go directly against my rights of religious beliefs and freedom.

Just leave those guys joor bro, let's sit back, relax and watch how this movie unfolds..