if u'r having a really fun day and u need something to ruin it quickly,just watch that silly switched at birth series..the shiitt should just have ended after episode one

lol..do you know this happened to me last yr, a friend made a transfer of 55k into my acct and d moni was sent twice..na dt nite i transfa all d moni wey dey d useless bank via quickteller,who knew if God tested me with that amnt to see if i'm the violent that takes it by force ..dem still dey call me till today mak i com rturn d moni,i dey form ; 'please i don't understand what you mean'

vkeydon:
See unreasonable comments above me abeg baba God help me with money dat men will be marvelled and surprised and believe u gave it to me not accidental money

as in mehn..i hate the way the world is nowadays, priority is given to news more than people's or victims' lives and safety..that's how some basstards will stand and snap someone struggling for his/her life that they can help

but going by the way the operation was carried out, the terrorists most likely knew who and who were in the hotel before they came and they'll have informants among the hostages, that still doesn't forgive al jazeera's folly.

phantonce:
See stupid journalism from Al Jazeera.

The militant might have no idea he was there and he might be in hiding from the sect.

Thanks to Aljazeera,A manhunt will be going now on him and he has a high percentage of being killed has that will elevate and boost the morale of the sect which might lead to war.

Aljazeera, dangote's blood will be on your hard if he dies from your silly mistake

bros,all ds english n plenty talk just for fuel scarcity..na wa o..abg take am easy, hustle go pay

meanwhile,na evrywher fuel no dey

LiveFromNaija1:
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#FP Pls cc Lalasticlala Afam4eva, OAM4J
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please after the fight, how will the winner get up?

i'm glad you can reason this way
though we can't be sure,i'm not one to compromise the right thing to do with emotions
the law has to be upheld,cancer or no cancer, she should face the consequences of her actions

SHOPPERS:
Have you guys ever heard of makeup? It could be possible that truly she has Cancer but it could also be a new makeover for her.

when fake herbalists will be telling them rubbish about elongating their lives, why not ask yourself why then do herbalists die(die POOR)?

let take my time to explain your stupidity to you;

did this dead man mock the 'unarmed pro-biafra protesters'? maybe NO

did you see the person you quoted mock the same protesters? mostly likely NO

why then do you believe everyone that's not ibo is against your biafra agenda? because you and are your kind are a bunch of stupid low thinkers who have a rotten garden egg for a brain. FFK who has embarrassed your tribe in all ways has suddenly become your mouthpiece just because he made a statement in support of your cause, that alone shows how shallow your kind are and why you are not ready for biafra

Not every non-ibo is against biafra
not every ibo wants biafra
not all pro biafra protesters want biafra

this generation of ibo people is more likely to die for a silly cause than those who died for the great cause of biafra under ojukwu
if you think you're fighting for biafra under nnamdi kanu, then you're worth the vain death

Kestolovee95:


I am simply paying you zoogerians back in your own coin, you mock fallen unarmed pro-Biafran protesters shot by the likes of that uniformed abooki idiot up there.

I repeat, the idiot died for nothing. Every offence meant.

bros,don't take the 700k like some are advising, you'ld have lost the case before it started
find a lawyer and reach an agreement of 5% of the 5% if he/she wins the case and you're good to go since you have a written and signed agreement
people can be funny with money,funny money

flywaterbo:
Owner is not even paying 5% and that we agreed because he really came down on that price of the house.
I really appreciate responses. Thinking what I went through those long dark months and the buyers none chalant attitude is really annoying and I just feel to state all this here because its better to think before acting.
All this wicked clients. What should I do, Mr lawyers, Barr. Sirs

mak i no talk my mind against this man

#modified
ok mak i talk am.. the truth is these popular pastors in nigeria are only financially and politically inclined, gone are the days when pastors cared about the masses and spoke up against bad leadership without fear but what we see nowadays is pdp n apc pastors..

you can't be a pastor if you don't know how to tax/obtain people,that's one common thing about all pastors
what am i even saying? when they don't care about their immediate church members,how will they care about the nigerian population?

one thing is for sure; with the gross gullibilty of the nigerian youth and the belief of 'talk not against the pastor', these scammers of individuals are going to be here a heckable long time

i laff at humans who struggle hard to win an already lost battle and console themselves with 'recieving grace for still being alive'
don't you people get it? the point of living is dying,if you're not yet dead,one day you'll be..will you say God's grace finished? or you were no longer worthy of the grace?
thank him for what you're able to achieve while you're here. death is absolute. death comes to all
r.i.p to the dead

SporaD8:
Sometimes like these, Am forced to look at my life in retrospect - many have died, and many perished. is it 'cos am better than they are? No! Its by the special grace of God than am alive to witness yet another 11:11(my birthday) in the land of the living!
Baba na you biko!!!

bros, overserious dey worry u, it was a joke
and that assss is not that massive,it's the pose that made it seem so

Orikinla:


[size=28pt]So you think you and all the ignorant hypocrites who liked your idiotic comment are holier than her?
You don't know God, because judgement belongs to only Almighty God JEHOVAH alone.
Who created her from head to feet?
Did she create her voluptuous body?
God will never share His glory with anyone or anything and you are here trying to condemn someone you don't even know beyond this Nairaland to hell?
Are you God?
By your words, you have already condemned and sentenced yourself.[/size]

so nobody saw that this is a form of advert? he wrote Nick grass on the wind screen and put his phone number, i'ld say that's a nice advert

so u cn recognise davido's baby mama?
*singing* u no get work i concur,ur boyfriend must be pawpaw
d breasst don fall like pawpaw, er yansh sef fit get krow krow
#TimayaBurstingMyHead

halfrica:
Abeg she so mch resemble davido baby mama

i lik ur signature; e sure fr u die
u didnt necessarily have to open the thread tho

deramarks:
I hate dat weirdo stop notifyin me of any of hiz action mtchwwwss#leaves thread

i really don't know..just got the broadcast i'm sure we can get their contact through google or something the free surgery has started already

favoured234:
That hospital is in Ghana... Is the message for Ghanaians or both foreigners?

i recieved this message this morning and although i dont' know how far you've gone with it,i thought i should share this with you;

Good morning. Please if u know any child suffering from any congenital or acquired heart condition that requires surgery, kindly refer to The Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital. A group of surgeons will be having free surgeries for them from 10 - 21st November. PLS SPREAD THE WORD.

i hope this might help

ayolight:
morning house. I'm speechless as I read all ur post of prayers, encouragement, supports, worries and concerns.
tnks so much.
I received a lit of calls yesday Evn, I want to say tnk u so much.
I want to also tnk d woman who accomodate us. tnks to u too ma. God bless u, d house is beautiful, but I pray soon, this shall be d least of d ones God ll provide for u ma.
I really dnt knw wia to start, but I dnt wnt to blame either emirates or the travelling agent, but I belve Like u all have.said it ll.end in praise, I promise I'm not giving up.
though I dnt ve d strength, but I knw God sees dat nd surrounds me wit wonderful pipu like u all.
tnk u all for been dia. we ll leave for oshogbo very early dis morning. I might not be able to give u update till we re tru and probablyb till we get back to Lagos. pls bear wit me. just help me pray for Light, I really regret I'm making her pass tru all dis stress.
tnks

so u shoot sextape?
na joke i dey o
nice concept for the wedding sha

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this is the most stupid advert i've ever seen in my life..why will anyone project buying a car in ten long years' time,even if it's a house sef,u cnt project as long as that
how's this ad catchy or encouraging? when they will tell you to employ young graduates/or give out contracts on merit,you'll be doing backdoor..mumu people

@topic, i'm that boy right now thinking when will the hardworking youth of this country start making it according to their efforts/worth

i'm going to punish u fr ds scam,altho u cnt scam me,i'm sure u must av scammed some peeps
ur line is o814o619o3o and u load d cards on anoda line

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na person like you go answer all questions for waec but forget write her name ontop script..after all the story now, what is the name/model of the phone. phantom is a series,if i'm right
the phone sounds nice though, hope you get paid for this unsolicited advert. if not,start a blog, Aproko is your natural born talent and destiny.

JanethEze:
So I was lucky to get my hands on the new phantom and I must say it was quite an experience. The first thing you notice right away is how it adds “swag” to your personality, from its Champagne Gold colored body down to its Dolby digital sound. This phone is meant for the “big boys” as they say. Unlike its name, the new Phantom is definitely NOT an illusion; the specifications are real and very VERY impressive. I immediately fell in love with the 32GB internal storage, the 3GB RAM and the Octa Core Processor because, I don’t know about you but, I LOVE ME SOME PLENTY PLENTY APPS!!!

The 5.5” FULL HIGH DEFINITION touch screen is just out of this world. You will see colors you have never seen before (FYI this is not an exaggeration).

I played “KISSING” by Yemi Alade (I’m so obsessed with her) on the Phantom and OMG, what I heard was the true sound of music. I did experience the Boom J7 and I was amazed but this Phantom takes the cake. This is not something that can be explained with words, it is something that needs to be heard.

I mean, forget Kim Kardashian, I am the real selfie queen. When I noticed it had an 8MP front camera with flash, (OMG! WITH FLASH!!!) and a 13MP back camera, I decided to take a selfie, ok maybe 50 selfies.

The icing on the cake for me was the finger print identity sensor at the back of the phone. That is some high level security stuff. I know a lot of guys would be happy about this because there’s no way your girlfriend will look through your phone without chopping off your finger to unlock it. We pray it doesn’t get to that.

This phone is definitely something you would want to spend money on.

sheyi shay? pls remove her name,she's staining that list..
but you're right about every other thing

247notire:
Truth is, all over the world, and this is coming fro a music freak; it's all about the producer's genius cos he is the one who creates what we the listeners eventually hear as the released version. They also help the artiste to "make" the music in most cases by offering one or two tips that would help. Although it must be noted that there are exceptional artistes who even if they did an acapella, they wud still take our breaths away e.g Michael Jackson, Sam Smith, Emeli Sande, Dare Art Alade, Asa, James Blunt, Sheyi Shay... We knw them nw... Add yours!

funny enough,we are dating the same kind of person but i made up my mind a long time ago to marry her

she's not that literate; i paid for ssce this year and the result was out a month ago or so and she passed all subjects

use of english; i make her watch foerign movies most times and make her speak english to me while i reply her in yoruba

she's actually a nurse and wants to study nursing,i already got her a jamb form

she also has body flaws which we've started working on but her ukwu beats any flaws she has , she had tommy before she met me,she worked it out

she has a lot of great qualities anyone would want in a woman which made me decide 3 months after we started dating to marry her, we're a year and two months old now

i had never dated a lady for more than three months before meeting her

my point is while you merry-go-rounding and contemplating on whether or not to marry her,i'm here making my future with the same model you got and farting around her

Iamthewatcher:
you've got a point that's also part of d reason I put up ds piece. She's picking up slowly on d use of english but she just need a thorough education even as I'll like her to be a nurse. D ish is dt I'm caught up in between d merits and d demerits. Tnx all the same for ur humble contribution.

not being able to pray alongside people of other faiths is the form of intolerance
it was in school i learnt the most about islam and traditional religions,on the assembly ground..i can recite fatia n some other islamic stuffs but i'm a christian..it makes us see one another as brothers
but the governer wouldn't know this because he was either alwayss a late comer/truant who was only caught because of you can't easily sneak into class during assembly time.
i will only support ths if it will stop the religious brain washing my generation is suffering

Mynd44:

Separation of state and church.

Nigeria always forget that not everyone is.Christian/Muslim and forcing people to pray alongside other faiths is a violation of their rights and also a form of intolerance

thou go fear fear

Guyman02:


Sai! Omo see advise. I don suffer; by the time Spperm starts coming out of your nose? No kind thing wey we no go hear for this Nairaland

1st part of ur advice made sense, pastors don't shait about such issues
2nd part,not so much..he said the problem didn't occur when he tried it with another lady i.e he's straight

The truth ladies don't know is that guys eventually get tired of their girl's/wife's pvssyy and the op's has set in earlier..yours truly would rather dig anything than my girl's because i don tire and we're not married yet
this is the reason a lot of guys are unfaithful

solution is to stay away from her for a while,no sex(with her or any other) and see her less often, the day you get so hornny, spperm starts coming out of your nose, try it with your babe, it would be like when you first met.

Durentt:
Dont get married now.
And stop includin pastors in every cause of sexuality. Jeez, dis nigerians nawaooo

You have a long-way to go in discovering ur true sexuality. Maybe Gay or transgender. Who knows.

i'm all in support of women empowerment..fit ladies perform better in the bedroom also so it's a win win

dejavu231:
certainly there is a big different but believe me when i say this because i am betting my shaft on the lick azz lady in a real fight without the gun the robber boy will be well done by her. imagine say person disarm you turn gun to your own chest and drag to from entrance of house reach car park if gun nor involve waitin go happen? food for though...

all the time when in uni out of 100 robberies 90% were carried out against the girls ladies no wonder women are now lifting weights doing strength training and all that... they are no longer scared of people carrying guns because if you mistakenly shot one by mistake they fit wage gender war o. and trust me nobody go win because it will a total disaster lol

lol abi o..there is a big difference between fighting and beating

dejavu231:
don't make it sound so modest bro. the lady could be a real life lick azz kinda person... if she knew she was a match for the robber whether he was carrying a gun or not. now, that wouldn't be taking a risk anymore in my opinion

there's a difference between lesbians and bisexuals
lesbians go one way
bisexuals swing both ways

IamMissMarvel:


Don't be ignorant.

You think there aren't lesbians who have also slept with men?

Nobody gets lured into Lesbianism.

That one is a big lie.
They all should know when a fellow woman is being too nice or inappropriate.

So because the video has gone viral and their shameless deeds exposed, we should believe they were lured?

Come on.