no,you're half goat

fart:
Nigerians are embarrassing in general. Dirty goats. I am only half Nigerian. I am have cast. I am half Cameroonian.

Doesn't look smart to me.. invigilators on trees? that's trash! They get to have a bird-eye view of the activities, do they have bird-eyes?

afreekah:
wow. . . am coming

- U getting an orgasm just by reading this??

WOW... Horrific... looks like a scene from a horror movie

well... she's almost there, her story just made front page

Nice one... Be yourself, how difficult can that be??

the topic should be 'posted censored picture'.. mtchew

my respect for the military ehn..if it were the police,they'ld leave the street they are supposed to guard and face the people around to show they are in control and even roger small..black clothed fowls embarassing us up n dwn

na until i see ds guy forehead i understand all the english

lol.. lost bold 5 and got bold 29 .. #Mumu

- He who says nothing lasts forever should try hausa-man perfume

why would i wanna drink anything that reminds me of my ex, when all i'm trying to do is get her outta my head.. Very funny though

bugzbunny:
When chad are doing the needful by executing
Our military are busy releasing detainees..smh
Order frm above.. U knw nah

We've always known our armed forces for nabbing everyone in a troubled community whether guilty or not. This is a public show of how disorganized and un-strategic our armed forces are, wrongful arrests and torture of innocent souls.

How does it feel??.. A taste of what the masses are going through!

lol..nike seriously trying to bring the airforce1 back like timberland did.. honestly i still believe olamide did a great job bringing back timberland and they were foolish enough not to have at least acknowledged him,not to talk of signing him as an ambassador or they didnt notice the increase in demand from africa, naija especially..

airforce1 fan from onset though and i mean the shoe, not the dude that sings on nairaland

reminds me of bovi's joke

stockbroker: sir,the stock has fallen, your investment has melted down and you have lost 150 million in 20 hours

oga: *confused* which day my money turn ice cream wey e begin melt

wife comes in : honey, transfer some money into my account i need to get some bags from the market

oga: what are you talking about? didnt you hear the stockbroker? the stock market has crashed

wife: ehehn , if stock market crashed, is balogun market not there?

good investments, bad investments

i dislike this attitude of 'live your life' in lagos. that's how that man's highlander suv got burnt yesterday with people there standing and taking pics

holy water been in existence since 19 gbere

to me, marketing remains the highest paying job with you determining your pay

ERODEDEAST:
Where are the Chibok Girls?

Errm... last we heard of them, i think they said they are in the sambisa forest

loooooooooooooooollll..

hmm..freedom to continue wrecking havoc

so dem don sign baba?

sha like if u too came only to look at the booty property

Chiefpriest1:
These were the people who truly laboured in the vineyard of God.

Not today's Italian suit-wearing, Bentley-driving, estate-owning, Champaign-sipping, power-drunk pastors.

Now you can't even differentiate many so-called pastors from politicians and businessmen. God help us

True talk.. When the true measure of faith is by how much you can give out and not how much you can get. Nowadays the measure of faith is by how rich and influential you are.. Vanity upon vanity

Nice one... Lagos, Abuja and port harcourt go hear am