₦airaland Forum

amunkita:
Oga most of the supposedly Cow meat u buy frm meat sellers re Meat frm camel..

Very sure of this..

@ topic..
U
Doubt if it's sallah meat cous Muslims don't eat camel..

blackiebobo:
Wooooh! I can't believe it that HND vs Bsc discrepancies still reach the Nigerian Police....no wonder majority intends to go to varsity'by fire by force'

mimopel:
U are sweet thnx

Godspikin:
Thanx bro, one of my mentors Monsieur chartey said d same.

kishacole:
A medical center in kwara state is requesting applications from suitably qualified candidates for the post of a senior medical officer.

Requirement
Minimum 2yrs post nysc experience with good surgical skills.
Ability to work with little supervision.
Send cv and application letter to principal@adewumicollege.net. Within 7days.

Besto:
boss,how did u go about with diamond crooks...they v come with same story

kazmanbanjoko:
They are right anyways. Even, tucking in no dey bring money again sef. Street don take over.

IamAtribalist:
My friend STOP saying rubbish. None of those are hits. Again, name ONE hit apart from African Queen. Waiting...

Smithkline555:
African Queen, Nfana Ibaga, U No Holy Pass, Keep on Rocking, Right Here, Ole, If Love Is A Crime, Let Somebody Love You, Thank U Lord, Feeling You, Be There, Holy, Enter the Place, See Me So, E Be Like Say, Other Side of Existence, Implication, Omo No Dulling, Odi Ya, Higher, Only Me, I Dey Feel Like, See It Coming, Baby Mi Da, Dance Go, Dance in the Rain, No Shakin, 4 Instance, International Loving, Go Down There etc Good night.

Richiez:

micronut:
I appreciate your contribution, i never said they are mine oooo..........The pictures are to illustrate and convey the message am passing. Am doing the awareness in readiness for when my goods will arrive. Anyone in the 3 cities would definitely come and see what he or she is buying. Thanks!

In a business, it's always better to shop market in readiness for your awaiting goods.

Sanctimontis:
please help; please I need courier service company for Ghana or shipment companies in Ghana especially from China to Ghana.

cally3D:
Am in Ansuth, Anambra nt Zaria!

rollindollar:
lol...bros na hood o for d place ehn evrytn wey go make u comfortable dy dr,na dr persn dy bath go sku sef...bro,dis ur writeup fit go fp nw..

cally3D:
Oh sorry jus read thru d posts! 200L Uniben¡ Welcome 2 sleepless nights wit thorough studies! Hop u comin 4 d CMDA conference in Zaria?

rollindollar:
chaii...na 'abete' we dey do for when we dy sku o nd dem neva born d teacher wey go enter dere come challenge us...make God forgive person o..#irepgosco sha..btw, op u go boarding sku?

remiotega:
Sad..
Vacancy! Please if you know any young lady looking for a job as a sales girl.let her call or text. 08070752784

NnamdiN:
then they should make it clear. One would think their 7 days is actually 7 days. The lily girl told me it was shipped on the 9th which was a Wednesday.

NnamdiN:
lol the guy in china received my stuff on the 9th. I asked for normal shipping today is 19th, nothing still.
Will keep trying them till I get one I can manage. This one didn't work

worldgee101:
By dis expression, u gt to know d rate u are being charged dat same day. Right?

By what means do u do dis? ATM or online acct?

As much as I agree wt u on dis clearing hse thing, I disagree wt stanbic style, cos other banks gives me instant alert while carrying out same transaction, e.g diamond, first bank, etc.

lilmax:
Exam malpractice is for the smart ones

1. BULLYING
This was a norm, a way of life and everybody was involved. A JS2 student could bully a JS1 student even if the latter looked like Goliath and was four years older. Even the SUs and spirikokos bullied their juniors because it was okay by all students not at the receiving end.
Fighting back your senior attracted a sentence short of death as you would be left with many scars to show your children. Reporting to a master/mistress was not much better because you would get into trouble with other seniors. How many would you keep reporting?
A senior unlucky to be reported for bullying could face any punishment ranging from weeding, digging, tree-felling to suspensions and expulsion from the school depending on how serious the case was.

2. BREAKING BOUNDS
You did not do this much in your junior days because you would die if you were caught by your seniors. With seniority came boldness and you only had the masters and security (especially "blue blue" to fear.
There were many reasons to break bounds. You wanted to play video games, you wanted to eat something better than your dining hall food, you wanted to attend a party, you wanted to watch El Classico, or you even wanted to sell your textbooks.
There were many routes like "Ishapa", "Kokodiks", "B/ball court", "2k" and our favourite "discor"
The standard punishment was a 2-week suspension plus or minus the purchase of bags of cement but could be less severe if you played your politics right or were just lucky.

3. COOKING IN THE HOSTEL
Can I ever forget the heavenly aroma of "blo-blo"? It could and should wake you from sleep if you did not want to be hungry. We mostly used buckets and boiling rings and it was sometimes done in the ceiling.
It almost always attracted a 2-week suspension when you were caught but the more painful part was not getting the opportunity to eat your "blo".

4. EXTORTION
You must have been James Bond if nobody extorted anything from you and you must have been an angel if you didn't "tax" or "chance" anything from anybody. It could just be the customary "dropping" for your school-father or someone collecting your "provisions" and eating them in your presence while you painfully watched him or even washed his very dirty jeans.
I cannot remember how many times I had to "pass" my Thursday fish to a senior, or my loaf, or my meat, or my egg, or my "moims"!
Was there even a school punishment for this? Honestly, I don't think.

5. EXAM MALPRACTICE
This one na straight repeat and if na SS2 third term na bye bye to school o. Investigations were shoddy or non-existent and you could be punished if someone just went to "pour" that you had "choks". People however threw caution to the wind and got all kinds of choks that "tallied" or did not (most didn't) during WAEC.

6. GRAFFITI
Why wouldn't you "sign" on the wall? Whether "block" or hostel, on trees or even tables. There were even roll calls of cliques on walls and the names made for fabulous stories told to new students. I remember names like "Dulla", "Danger", "Dadawizzy", "Lumzor", "Cocaine" "Suicide" and the revered members of the "Terror Squad". I'm still trying to remember so many.
You were never caught while signing but one useless human being "campaigning" for prefect would compile a list of signers and you would be asked to pay for buckets of paint when you came to collect your WAEC results but the walls would still be unpainted three years after.

7. STEALING
This is where students and the authority were on the same page. After days of people trying to find out "who dey jack locker" an unlucky thief might be found. There was no leniency here, you were stepping out of the school forever on the next assembly day.
Some forms of stealing were acceptable to students. These included stealing of mango at "mango island", stealing of "kpeke" (chicken) or "fourrunner" (goats) from the staff quarters to prepare and eat. Those who suffered the most where the staff whose houses were close to the boys' hostels but it was hard to pity them because honestly stolen chicken had the best taste especially when cooked in the bush.
There were other serious offences like entering the girls' hostel and fighting especially with weapons but this writing thing is not easy abeg. You can all add to the list.
May God forgive us all our sins and never let our children know all the things we did till they leave secondary school.

2dice:
that song was stolen.. U can google it Sean tizzle na wuruwuru to de answer