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EgusiSoup:
Sometimes I wonder how much he pays you guys to come here. I don't think what you're doing is fair, let's call a spade a spade.

Does the "glomax" evidence not prove beyond reasonable doubt that this Nixon Guy is wicked and a fraud?

What you are doing is not fair at all!


People have been duped!

Ikonz:
You wrote all these without quoting seun, he may not see it for a long time.

Again, your write-up is full of grammatical blunders, incomplete wording is not officially allowed.



Sir, kindly look into Stanvesco's allegations and act speedily. If Nixanda is guilty then take note of:
1. All the handles he used to run this business.

2. His sister jennyluv, an accomplice here on nairaland and her alleged alternate handle "chipraise". They both run the business. Her own thread is also filled with suspicious complaints.

igboboy3:
Try ABUTH in Bauchi

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

isaiah9:
please any working link?

hardeyeanc:
for how long will one have to wait? I made sure my goods was sent before their fucking holiday in other to avoid delay, and up to this moment i ve not received my packages, my customers are disturbing me and Patrick refused to update me, so I dunno what to tell them. so I will appreciate any help from anybody as regards this. thanks @justijesu biko help o

phumtadeic:
Hello all,

I am not here to discredit anyone or any company because I am also in business but I have to say it has it is that st Patrick Logistics is a very irresponsible company.

Ms Wang of St Patrick Logistics received my package in China on the 6th of feb. 2015 I told her to ship to Lagos, Nigeria with Normal shipping & she promised to do so on the 9th or 10th before they went on holiday.

My people, up till this morning that I am writing this post I am yet to receive my package. Everytime I call favour (the company's representative in Nigeria) it is a new story everyday....... I also chatted with her boss on whatsapp last week Saturday it is also all stories....

I have been cool with them but deep down I am very angry....

Sanuzi:
U NO GET JOB AT ALL. GO AND GET ARODAN FOR ME ASAP

eminikansoso:
and Onitsha woman phone book be like
nkoli ogiri
emeka isi ewu
ikechukwu odu efi
ngozi abacha
nwakaego oroma
izu afoanu
okoro ariaria
okeke driver
mama ebuka utazi
afamefuna oporoko
ogoochukwu titus
iyabo ogu ibo
musa suya
danladi watchnight
chukwujekwu love mmu
thomas onye nkuzi

smsdigito:
buahhahahahahahaha
nairaland is a comedy landi o

emperorgoke:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! see how ds guy finish us sha! is it because of freedom of press u r doing ds? Mr Seun! ban chartey for 99years! how i wish there is internet punch! na one upper cut u go chop

Ezedon:
are you speaking in tongues or what

oseiwe:
shey you no dey see (f) waka pass?

SuperSuave:
you're smart

MissEse:
Lol
Onifufu, onimoto, onipomo even the agbero guy
Ibadan peeps are the present victims of naija comedy

gede7744:
excuse me?

gede7744:


ibadan for show. dem no de carry last

love them all d same

by d way it is better to save names d easiest way u can remember. do u know how many bashiras are in one family?

nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment?

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

..A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE BOOK
I was in Ibadan recently and somebody gave me an insight into what the phone book on the Black Berry of an Ibadan woman will look like

Iya Deji alaso,
Nuru eleran,
Kamoru Onigi,
Iya Monsurat elepo,
Iya Lekan eleja,
Saidi onisu,
Iya ijesha oniru.
Basiru oni moto,
Sola omo baba basira,
Basira onipomo,
Suraju olokada,
Oriyomi alalubosa,
Bose Tailor,
Gbenro agbero,
Noimo olororo,
Iya Luku Oloka,
Akanke alakara eebo,
Sola tisha,
Baba wale nepa,
Iya biliki elepo,
Baba aduke alagunmu jedi,
Iya wasiu onifufu,
Morufu riwaya,
Iya olobi agba,
Baba tawa alajo,
Alani kafinta,
Boda tunde birikila.
Moomi Oloole.
Buoda mi Alani
Iya mi elesuru
Baba ilu eebo
Alao alawin.........

cupidhero:
Oga jude should ice down. This is nigeria and not ATL. The love for DANCEHALL and afro pop is greater than the love nigerians have for hip hop. You don't expect customers who loves dancing shoki and etighi to be putting lighters up when want to steal their fun time so you can spit your d0pe writtens.

DICKtator:
You are the only one that made sense in this thread and no likes for you?

So it is true!!!
A prophet is never honoured in his home!!!

It doesn't even have to be M.I.

Even if it were Akpos, the club should understand that the customer is always King!!!

A million likes!!!!!!!

bedfordng:
if its on nairaland, then click the modify button, then untick the small box close to the upload pics area to remove the image.