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At least, they don't hide it. Una dey do am hidden too naw

jeromestarks:
So you no believe me ahbi?
May you jamb mami water (say amen).

Amen


Still try de my chop balanced diet ok?

Abeycityng:
A friend felt sorry for me last night and dash me 500 to eat last night which i quickly bought 2 wrap of eba and 100 pure water so i eat last night bros

So you no dey even chop before?

judedwriter:
It's your cup of tea o.... ☕

If you can't believe God's Word, what will you believe?? 🤷‍♂️

It's your mug of lies the white men told you to off the thinking part of your food flask head.

The funny part is that his church now be filled with more members at the very time those old members should leave and summon a general beating on him.

The saddest part is that it will be dominated by women.


Just get many women as a pastor and you are on the path to yahoo success.

Uncle, try dey chop balanced diet before you sleep. E get why. Okay?

Agents of the devil?


The same devil God commissioned to torment sinners in hell?

We are actually above this brainwash.


Na so the other one say e drink cowbell with God! Make una keep making Christianity a joke.

None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

And he couldn't stop Satan.

Second, the Ark story is a fairytale.


The towel of Babel story? Another fairytale.

Dey chop before you sleep ok?

EdiskyHarry:
The most useless judgement of all time.
There's someone in my community that bought a land back then in the 80s about 5 thousand naira. Now there's a strong dispute on the land, the seller's son wants to refund the 5k now and get the land back 🤣

I like this case.

But believe me, the person who bought it will win if he really gives them of what ₦5000 then would cost now. I'd say ₦50m.

Serves the duo right.

They attempted to use their fame and power to suppress their wrong...after they complain of bad govt..


Serves them right.

And now they are broke is when it'd hit them the most.

The people attending his church tho. Unless they take it as AY Live, they definitely have a problem.

Team Canada.🙂

Mydruk go dey do as if e serious dey play rubbish.

Only kicking you out and you are furious? Sb that should have arrested you plus invite Ogun.


Always return the energy of evil to those people doing it in the same degree. They know exactly what they did to you!

Tfu.

Gentledizzle:
Come get IPTV with more 25,000 channels.. free trial available.

Tell me about it.

It's high time I discarded their decoder. After expiration of current plan, it's the end.

Yes, invite the law into the matter. It's public nuisance.

chyzoo4u:
If you know your onions just like myself (yes, I'm bragging), you can own a house within a year in the UK unlike some discouraging stories some people like to tell.

In a year? With mortgage or personal savings?

windvane:
like I said change your circle of friends...if you mingle with decent humans,you will surely meet a virgin.......
whatever she tells me,whatever is in my head,I am grateful I married a virgin because all those qualities listed up there,my wife has them all......

I don't know what part of “I don't keep friends“ you didn't understand.

I strongly advise she doesn't go back if she doesn't want to.


Do not let a man treat you like trash because he feels you have no option, or the fear of society that you have left your husband's house.


Don't let her go back to endurance.

She's not the one who determines the sexes of a baby. The man is a maniac who only sees her as a baby delivering tool.

I wish you success.


She has a better life off his shackles and bondage.

Since she sees you as a big brother, kindly stand by her.

Those kinds of men never change until they kill sb's daughter. He doesn't respect her. And he doesn't deserve to be respect.


Let him lose what he has and regret it when it's lost.

All these ones no concern ogun

There's more to this story than what we read.


Seem the man has evidence she sleeps about.

Just try as much as possible to be careful not to get sick and be brought to a Nigerian hospital.

The medical industry in Nigeria is very ugly.

What if the problem is actually you?

The APC govt is clueless.

Flows001:
No bro.

I told you I've had someone like that that before, so you should know that I'm a guy man in the game, I instantly know whenever I see a fake one..

It's medically proven not by mere looking.

Flows001:
I know, and I've had a lady like that before..

That's why I can distinguish between an artificially closed hymen, and a naturally closed one.

I have deflowered atleast three ladies before, so I know a naturally closed vagina when I see it, and my present babe is truly a virgin

The point is that you cannot tell by merely seeing it or penetration.


They did you 1-0 man.

Flows001:
Oga there is.. If you open the kpekus check, you go know whether the road still dey sealed or otherwise...
My girlfriend is a perfect example

I guess you never heard that they now refill the hymen. Lol