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Autos › Re: Why Does This Truck Have So Many Tires? (Photo) by chatinent: 11:44pm On Aug 10, 2023
Because this truck can carry a two storey building and navigate fine.

It needs that pressure balance with the tyres.
Education › Re: 16-Year-Old Scores 8As In Recently Released WAEC Result by chatinent: 11:41pm On Aug 10, 2023
Keep it up, princess.
Business › Re: Tribunal sacks Kano House of Reps member, Yerima over fake certificate by chatinent: 3:30pm On Aug 10, 2023
Does this mean INEC is doing no screening jobs and just putting anyone there?
Romance › Re: Lady Embarrassed At A Restaurant After Her Date Left Without Paying The Bills by chatinent:
Goodlady:
Lmao.
Honestly some boys are wicked.
But let me be neutral here, the girl too. Why you dey chop man tfare money? Let him know you aren't into him and he ll back off.


Now this is what I meant when I said guys need to be veted before you agree on a date with them. Ask of where they are taking you too, check out the place before him, know price of what you ll order and collect the money in advance before following him. Just drag the guy's blokkos 🔥 small before agreeing to date so that he ll know you mean biz and isn't someone to try shit with.
Lastly, be a comfortable girl. No let one stupid boy dey embarrass you cos of outing wey he no go spend reach N10K like this young girl on this video.
This message for for those guys who go out with everything skirt they see...not for me.
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: All Eyes Now On The Judiciary - Catholic Bishops by chatinent: 4:08am On Aug 10, 2023
If he could buy INEK, the judiciary is a piece of cake to him.

You'll wonder which is more corrupt.
Romance › Re: Guys Share Ur Experience With A Two Minutes Woman by chatinent: 4:02am On Aug 10, 2023
Stop being h*rny. Drink up and sleep.
Politics › Re: The Real Enemies Of Nigeria by chatinent: 4:00am On Aug 10, 2023
PoliteActivist:
@bold, it is worse NOT worst. Learn to write simple correct english!
*correct English expressions.
Politics › Re: The Real Enemies Of Nigeria by chatinent: 3:59am On Aug 10, 2023
yarimo:
Unfortunate IPOB terrorists are the ones praying 24/7 for TINUBU government to failed in any aspect of governance. Very unfortunate fellows
to fail*
Crime › Re: Police Robbed A Woman, Collect Her Bag Of Money And Injured Husband In Lagos by chatinent:
I honestly cannot watch a policeman manhandle me like that. I so honestly cannot. I will not resist arrest or whatever but if you hurt me this way while I am innocent, you shall pay back to back.

It's not a threat. It's a promise.
Travel › Re: SS Warrimoo Historic Adventure Crossing The Equator & International Date Line by chatinent: 3:51am On Aug 10, 2023
Racoon:
Only the good students of Geography will really understand and appreciate the history that was created on this said day. The intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line is unique
I'm a bad student of geography but I happened to stumble upon a gossip about this and I gladly eavesdropped since it sounded interesting.
Romance › Re: Lady Embarrassed At A Restaurant After Her Date Left Without Paying The Bills by chatinent:
Where is the slay queen kwanu?

Is it that nwa maid sitting yonder? 🤦

If you see the way these nwa maids dey order for wetin dem serious grandpa cannot buy for them ehn. Na una guys wey dey pick every maggot and pauper for street I blame sha. No bi say dem bi the guy gf or wife o. And if you check, the guy's babe is very clean and more presentable than this nwa maid.


Why then choose maggot over periwinkle?

Their mentality seeing a guy who wants to talk them out using the Chicken Republic date is to make sure dem don rip am at least ₦10k fess so that even if he wipes, dem no lose. Oya mistakenly go to the date with your car, if the plan was ₦10k hit and run, they will decide to increase it to ₦30k hit and may stay small. How do you guys even wipe every nonsense you see! Aren't you concerned of losing your dignity to some street extension..STDs, STIs and self respect! And you females feeling every guy you meet is an opportunity to fill your stomach before he wipes, you really lack wipe manners. Not every mf wants to wipe you!


I say wait for me for Mr Biggs, you don enter inside siddon dey order upandan...dey order Shawarma, Catfish barbecue, cake for your birthday in next three months, four packs of meat pie, not even minding the cup of ice cream you don chop plus the plate of rice, spag, moimoi with egg, another extra egg, turkey and two pieces of towel. Theif, c'mon come out of there osiso! Betrayer! I said wait the fck for me for Mr Biggs junction! That's where we will talk and rate our poverty, lie to each other and dispatch!

Ripper don already drink two plate of goat meat with agidi. These kinds of girls are majorly broke. Spits! I don't even look at them twice?l! Broke mf who are always the first to pop out to rate guys when they've got zero shishi. Now dem never rip you? You dey chop wetin you no fit pay.

Flog am stockfish hook for back make she begin wash plates jare una leave am dey speak English.

Na so one useless girl for school back then they tell me say when I go upgrade my 2005 Corolla to the latest model. Who bi this pastard? E remain small I deck her fixed lashes commot. You know wetin I see before I buy 2005? You know how many nights I starve? Abi you feel say I from rich home? Car wey I suffer buy make I use am too dey run freelance uber after other hustles and school. Girl wey I plan to even manage wey no get shishi...even two square meal dey hard for school, and still come no know book. But she get good character but what the fck is good character when your mentality is a fckery! The disadvantages of her flashed me and I left her and left that moment. She was a weapon fashioned against me!

Like I always say, the only person you should care and buy things for wholeheartedly is your wife or wife-to-be. Others are improper fractions!
Romance › Re: Moment A Nigerian Guy Was Proposed To By His Boyfriend (pic/video) by chatinent: 3:48am On Aug 10, 2023
I'd rather I minded my business.
Family › Re: Whose Fault Is It? by chatinent: 2:50am On Aug 10, 2023
Mutual fault.
Phones › Re: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by chatinent:
I used mine wisely too for my carpentry job. 🙂

Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Disowns Whatsapp Message Attributed To Her. by chatinent: 7:40pm On Aug 09, 2023
There is always a false news on WhatsApp requesting its reader to forward to others, and it's being forwarded by ignorant people to other ignorant people who don't verify but forward.
Properties › Re: Renovating My Father's House Cost by chatinent: 7:39pm On Aug 09, 2023
If it's not renovating, change the topic to what it is then.
Foreign Affairs › Re: It's Hitting Hard: Senior Niger Politicians Beg Tinubu To Lift Sanctions by chatinent: 7:37pm On Aug 09, 2023
Those sanctions don't affect these ex leaders. It's the poor it affects more.
TV/Movies › Re: I'm Dating A Billionaire - Princess, First Evicted BBNaija All Stars Housemate by chatinent: 7:30pm On Aug 09, 2023
Abule damage control.

Politics › Re: 25 Nigerian Soldiers Operating Armoured Tanks, War Vehicles Resign by chatinent: 4:11pm On Aug 09, 2023
A time will come when the govt will involuntarily list people for the army because there would be scarcity of youths willing to join.

The recruit-50million-youth-into-the-army talk gone soar.
Politics › Re: Customs, 62 MDAs To Stop Direct Tax Collection, FIRS To Take Charge - Oyedele by chatinent: 11:11am On Aug 09, 2023
Don't merry yet. They said direct not indirect tax collection.😌
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Connection, No FG Job by chatinent: 11:06am On Aug 09, 2023
Guyman01:
This is not news anymore, I suffered a similar fate in NDA and that's why when I see them failing woefully in the fight against Boko Haram and bandits I simply attribute it to the recruitment process of the military commanders who didn't enter the military out of patriotism and merit but on who is their godfather.

Niger Republic forces will mess them up if Tinubu decides to go to war with these set of quota system officers and commanders most of whom are in the military by virtue of coming from prominent families or having strong political backing who just want to have relatives occupying positions in various sectors.

I saw my neighbour who is a nephew of a serving governor being begged to accept appointment letter from Nigeria Customs Service, he said he doesn't like Uniform job but they were persuading him that they will ask the CG to post him to any location of his choice that their family needs one of them in Customs
I beg to differ. As an ex trained personnel, forget the commissioned officers (those ones na ajebo, true...but they know the rules of engagement too).

For Niger? Niger is no match for the Nigerian army. I mean, even half the Nigeria army will brutalize them. Yes, both will suffer casualties but Nigeria will give them heel burns and war ulcer..without western intrusion.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Connection, No FG Job by chatinent: 10:58am On Aug 09, 2023
As ex military , I will tell you upfront: find other jobs! The govt doesn't give a fck about you and me.


And for the military part, anyone who tells you they got NDA by God's Grace is a lying mf. Even the common recruitment, you must wet grounds by all means!

First time I applied for the NN, after everything, I was shortlisted. I did the aptitude test and passed medicals and all that. We were waiting for the big day. I saw my name and was already buying the usuals...until a day before the day, my name was replaced. It's a norm. I applied for the N.A next and did the normals and was accepted.


But for your story, I haven't heard they dropped sb from Onne four months in. Yeah, I understand they bring special candidates, but most of the specials were already included from beginning. Well, I don't trust the Nigerian process of recruitment anyways. Anything can happen.
Politics › Re: INEC Prepares 3,876 BVAS For November 11 Kogi Gov’ship Election by chatinent: 10:52am On Aug 09, 2023
INECC?


Lol.

It's been selected already...only the formalities remain.
Crime › Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by chatinent: 10:49am On Aug 09, 2023
How humans think tho!

How do you think killing a fellow human will bring money! You aren't even scared if the native man will first use you!


It's always about money money money that we forget conscience, love, and common sense.
Crime › Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by chatinent: 10:47am On Aug 09, 2023
CDMHELPDESK007:
Sometimes I wonder why people will not deal with their spiritual problems by going for deliverance. They can even use this online deliverance of servant Victor David and get delivered at the comfort of their home


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnx7S2FLVRI
Rest or go straight to the tithe point.
Crime › Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by chatinent: 10:45am On Aug 09, 2023
franchasofficia:
People living in Ogun, Ondo and Osun states should try and get an iron helmet please, safety first angry
But this happens everywhere in Nigeria..and the most vulnerable are those that put themselves in vulnerable situations. Ritualists are everywhere
Crime › Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by chatinent: 10:42am On Aug 09, 2023
With the kinds of heartless comments I read here...mehn, human being heart wicked truly.

We know this happens everywhere but once it hits the news from a tribe, you'll so insult the tribe and every living thing in it. Even if other idiots are doing it, must you add to the numbers?
Romance › Re: Should I Go To NDA? by chatinent: 1:42am On Aug 09, 2023
I'll advise you focus on better jobs.
Career › Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by chatinent: 12:26am On Aug 09, 2023
It's the same in the male gender...some are neat, some are dirty too...not all are dirty...not all are clean.


Make we no see this post as an avenue to bash the gender.
Foreign Affairs › Re: AU, UN, ECOWAS Delegation Head To Niger For Talks by chatinent: 2:59pm On Aug 08, 2023
But why is ECOWAS and Nigeria so concerned about another sovereign nation?
Properties › Re: Abia State Earmarks 160 Buildings For Demolition by chatinent: 2:11pm On Aug 08, 2023
Guess what? Only registered property will be compensated. So if you have one that's affected, hurry up and register it or yol lose everything.


Anyways, duly compensate them! And make sure it's not political witch-hunt to opposition.

I don't trust politicians!

Btw, from reliable sources, development is ongoing in Umuahia.

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