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He allowed himself be used as a political tool.

Mynd44:
If you add Rivers, Sokoto and Kaduna to this tally, the positions will stay similar too.

This is why a knowledge of statistics is important

And as I said once, you can lose the election in every state and still win the presidential election as long as the other candidates split the votes

You must win in two-thirds of the state to become victorious whether votes are shared or not.

For those who didn't notice, CFA is now bigger than Naira.

wasuka14:
untimely death, sorrowful end awaits those(including their generations and of those who supported and participating in insulting HE President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR). May Almighty God visit them with the evils from the everlasting mountains.

Stop telling everyone your family history in public.

For this, Tinubu is becoming wise.

To yahoo boys, he is a criminal because he used guns but they themselves are on grace.

You normally write "Osahon George Osayimwen writing from UK." But since this your post is against those wanting to come over, it is now "Osahon George Osayimwen is a Journalist.. "

It doesn't call for ridicule tho.

Get yourself a Toyota Corolla 2020 baby girl and thank me later.

Padipadi:
Drink sniper. Sip it small-small for 8 yrs to enjoy Tinubu's reign.
Since you are full of inborn dislike for the man.
He has given his blueprint. Complain if it doesn't yield after set time.

You aren't even up to 40 yet and it's evident on you.

Is he 27?

What's so hard to comprehend!

So full of his empty self. Always blabbing rubbish in Queens English.

More like a mad man who read law without anyone noticing his mental dispositions in law school but misdeemed it as having a high acumen. Truth is that he will know the law terminologies and Maxims and might even outsmart you... but he might send you to jail instead of getting you acquitted or lengthen your sentence without even you and him knowing with his mental juxtapositions. Cos all he does is just speak to talk not because he really has sth to say.


Imagine your defending counsel praying to the court that: “my Lord, thank you for giving me the audiPHOrium to speak in this town hall, different, from bablabu, blublu, bulaba. My client here did not steal the roasted corn, he was just close to the transmission line of the super highway of the roasted corn in this situation. Le be client breathxfxfxfxf., don't suffocate them. Free him, the farmers will make more money, what he will eat wouldn't be a problem..cassava, agbado, corn, Ewa...hewehwbwehe.”

Gawd, I am so aMAIZEd at those allegedly sane Nigerians who support mediocrity because it displeases their foes! Omo, you are worse than the corrupt politicians! To be fool to others no be problem because you could be putting it up to confuse them. But to be fool to yourself? Sorry o. Seek help.
You are welcome.

illicit:
You can't fake being a teacher, u will be caught at least in two days

It's always doctors

If sb can fake being a doctor, faking being a teacher is a small fish to fry.

And when they catch them and are burning those Obosi miscreants for their crimes, some people will be shouting chai.

He still would. That nigga does everything with gragra.

God and Tinubu in the same sentence?

God you dey try endure o.

vengertime:
In my Local Government Area, nobody from the UK has broken the record by building a duplex.(upstairs)

Na always 3 bedroom portable bungalow

The problem is you actually. You leave your life and suggest how people spend their success. Ha! Odiegwu o

1. There is a difference between "Find where u go seat down and please have ur seat”.

2. If rich man sleep nah relaxing but if nah poor man nah laziness.

3. Do you really know the difference between Orobo and biggie?

4. Poor man pikin na glutton, rich man pikin na foodie.

5. Rich man wife gets pregnant while poor man wife Dey carry belle

6. The is difference between twins and ejima.

7. The difference between child and pikin

8. If rich man drink garri dem go say na food wey Dey hungry am, but if na poor man drink garri dem go say na hunger wan kill am

9. The difference between pls hold on and abeg wait

10. The difference between hello and how far na.

11. The difference between see you later and e go be

12. Difference between Oga good morning and good morning Oga

Kindly, share yours.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, nlfpmod, seun

Didn't the mods verify the source link the OP added? What sort of source link is that?

Dem say swallow pride, this one pin am for oesophagus.

Wetin MMM victim do you?

Believe you me, in Nekede, this girl is a saint and verily decently dressed.

I enter Nekede last month, wetin my eyes see no be viju

Sadly, this will turn into a cult matter.


Btw, that school premises tho

How I dey take dey pity Chelsea like this.

All the money dem spend this season, they WestHam

Vinnie2000:
Jehovah Witness spotted.😏

My Guy Chatinent,

The TREKKING you Guys go through for Saturday and sometimes Friday morning Preaching,
No be still, Physical Pain be dat? 🤔😄😄

You should have asked me if it is in the Bible, chief. Even Jesus trekked from places to places...but never did he constitute nuisance in the name of praying. Oh, I forgot you grew up seeing it as normal...I did too..but I only had to read to know it's abnormal.

You have the Bible. Did anywhere in it require you to misbehave while praying?

Even David, Jesus etc., prayed in an undertone. Churches need you to scream and create a scene so they can tag it to anointing of the Holy Ghost and attract passerbys with the megaphone’s lure.

How is prayer supposed to be a war? Sth that Jesus defined to be as a request a son asks his father, e reach una turn, una dey create charade. Every Sunday go come bi all shouts and misbehavior and nothing learnt.😮‍💨

As if money is not a master for most pastors. 😮‍💨