₦airaland Forum

The most useless president there is.

Lecturers are not that stupid. If that's the case, and with the knowledge of projection, before he connects it, he would have seen the wallpaper.

If the girl can't work for her own money and says she loves yahoo boys and money from any means and don't mind them using her for ritual, leave them to use am for ritual naw.

Nonsense, explanations, and ingredients.

But the government borrows trillions and we never see what they are meant for.

They even gift neighbouring counties.

How can you have family problems and go out helping other families with their problem?

Abi has Satan finally relocated to Nigeria?

There are many reasons I don't pity thieves when they are mobbed or roasted.

No bi say I go come dey for middle of the road na.

Nigeria itself no bi depression?

In Nigeria, we are all survivors.

Agbado is a synonym for who?

Let's tackle this first: how can the president also be the Minister of Petroleum?

You don't need a wife but you always need a girlfriend. Is iberibe not wonderful?

This revelation, is it for what?

Is it for eba?

Is it for garri?

Is it for agbado?

Or is it for dodo?

Muslims really don't decide who becomes president. It's the foolishness from the south.

I just pray she is not in good terms with Suleiman.

Sometimes, I feel Nigeria is cursed.

How potential prisoners are given the opportunity to speak to the vast majority is a thing of surprise!

How can one old ugly man be allowed to control Lagos? A federal body! That shows the dirtiness of the constitution to the influential.

A government of thuggery and power.

A government always using ethnicity and tribalism to win. The divide-and-conquer strategy is archaic already! There really isn't any problems with the Yorubas, Igbos, and Hausas. Na these stupid men dey create problems so they remain relevant!

Unite and watch who your real enemies are. Go to the ants and learn.

If that doesn't change, Nigeria will go to the grounds...and it'll be war after war. No bi me talk am. It's a simple political construct.

Everything no bi money. Can you handle failure?

As wrinkled as the man is now, can he last up for four years? Or are we just about taking risks in Nigeria!

With what APC has done over the years, should they even be allowed to hold the microphone forever? Hell no! What can they campaign with! At least, what aspirants do is campaign with past achievements not ignite tribal war. And some neverdowells are still hell-bent on recycling another devil's advocate!

A government of lies and mockery!

Shame.

TMTR:
There is nothing like male virgin,dead this talk

A non male virgin does not deserve a female virgin.

I'll say this even on gunpoint.

Have a nice century.

TMTR:
Yeah, what do we have gynecologists for

Lol. Gynecologists? They have zilch to do with virginity.

Like there's no medically proven way to identify a lady who's not a virgin.

Don't talk about the hymen...it falls on its own too.

You wanna talk about tightness and blood spillage during the act? Ask around, there are drugs available to tighten a woman's passage and do the magic.

2face is a serial cheat and womanizer!


I wonder how Annie continues to be with this Abraham.


The problem I have is not with 2face. It's with his over-loyal fans who find nothing wrong with anything the perv does. Instead, they attack those against his bs. If you know say you be brolosho, why marry naw? You for no reason to hook person daughter all in the name of marriage.

This mofo has been cheating in the same speed he breathes! If na woman dey do these naw, online gladiators for don execute am.

The Nigeria ideology about cheating is damned.

Many reasons I love the whites. Groundnut for don enter en head.

You are sorry. Sorry for what? Sorry that it was an accident or what? Sorry that you didn't know when you did it or what! Na only the ones wey leak we dey hear. Who knows about the minor millions he has used!


Even German shepherd no do reach like this!

Lemme not even talk about the banker prostitute who allowed herself be used.


Brolosho Idibia, calm down. Life doesn't revolve around your penis...all your life na just dey cheat cheat.

I am just so happy that we have an increment in people we can always use a bad examples while admonishing children.

TMTR:
Yes you read the title right, only virgins deserve to be wedded, only virgins deserve a dowry infact if I become the president, one of the first laws I will make is to make it a criminal offence to collect dowry on a non virgin which will attract a ten years sentence because it's tantamount to fraud

How can you be requesting for dowry and a wedding for non virgin girl that was fúcked for free by area boys ,mbanu that's a big fraud

I don't advocate marriage but if you must marry, make sure it is to a virgin, e get why

So you feel there's an authentic way to know a virgin?

Melodydoctor:
Wetin consign me

E reach you come dey use your own picture as meme.

Omo.

Now, those who he haunted will haunt him.


A fool he is.

It's his pride for me.


I have just realized that the disciplinary commission doesn't tolerate nonsense from these minor policemen.


E don bi be that.

He could have simply ordered fake gold chains to perform.

Many brands will misconstrue this for pride. And what did you hear happens after pride?

This country is deadlier than hell.

Wike is power-hungry.


Same with other politicians contesting.


It makes the politics sweeter.

Nigeria is better divided.

Too many countries in one.


Let the Igbos go. Let the Yorubas go. Let the Hausas go. Let the Fulanis rule only themselves.


How can people who never agreed to be together be together?

Too many security outfits yet insecurity lingers.

President and Minister of Petroleum. Is Satan not wonderful?

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Abi is Buhari not a federal worker over 50 years?

Or they are trying to unseat him with a bill he'll sign?

TMTR:
Yian, This is what I am talking about, who made it a rule that I must marry before I can have a woman

Good. Whatever rocks your boat.

TMTR:
Now tell me one exclusive benefit of getting married as a man, I said one oo, just one, and please don't blab, beat around the bush or try to dodge the question , just tell me only one exclusive benefit of getting married as a man and I will promise you that I will get married before this year ending

The very first is it'll remove this mentality from you.

How do you say you don't need marriage but need a woman?

Is this thing doing una from village sef