₦airaland Forum

Myzubby:
Baba you suppose to dey run some tutorials for younger guys o. Even if it is paid tutorials. My thoughts though

Anything wey I wan talk na from $150. As I no kuma wan stress myself doing awuff.

ahnie:
Lolz chatinent,you nau big man nau.
Welcome back hope you brought goodies from your vacation?

Lol. Boss woman like you. I hail o

Make una sha no go inject am.

haksandkoby:
HP coloured printer: 15k
Dstv decoder: 10k
Startime decoder: 5k
Electric kettle: 5k

HP, N10k.

I go use pidgin. No vex.

True true, time go reach when administrative work go disappear unto say AI go take over. The takeover is already in place.

Tech is the future.

And e dey easy to learn now because na the basics. Soon, it will be expensive because of the demands.

But what I think?
It will always look difficult if we keep calling it technology. Technology is actually that skill everyone has. My dummy thoughts tho.

Did a voice over as an amateur for an Indian couple and they were wanting more. And I am like..with this my yeye voice? Hehe.

Tried virtual assistance..with a faster speed rate of delivering 10k words in a day. Employer asked how I did it. I no tell am. That's my secret...pay me.

Opened a website for a man running a candy shop in 20minutes, designed and functional. Dude was all surprised. First guy charged him $4000 for 3 weeks. I charged $2k for few minutes. You can guess the rest. No bi say I sabi pass the first person, no. But I only learn things with AI these days...it just makes works easier.

For instance, there's a tool to do everything you do in an office for a week in minutes. What's really the need visiting? You snap the paper, it converts to Word. It computes..provides options for charts and many more. Then why do humans suffer?

So I used to draw when I was lil. Like I draw well. But later, I found one tool where you put the original picture and it paints it like hand drawn. What I do, I freelanced with it. You can hardly tell... My secret? Simple tool! Faster delivery!


Everybody has a skill. Try doing the lil graphic design you know...it's money.

Even if na only pidgin you sabi translate to, visit sites and offer to translate their webpages to Nigerian pidgin. They may not pay you at first...yeah, work as an intern. They will add you to translation team. Na CV bi that for next paying jobs.

I'm proud to say I am a contributor and developer at Google. Oya ask me what I did. Na just to do survey and review. Offered to translate too. No bi say I kuma do anything self. But that batch that year, I was enlisted as a contributor. But you needed to see how I boosted with “Developer at Google” during my Fiverr days.

Same with Wikipedia. I helped edited some profile. My name enter team from Nigeria that year. It was in my freelance CV, trust me.

I'm sorry but I like money... genuine money tho.

Just do it right and yes, boast about it in your CV.

Everyone has a skill.

I know of a dude online who says he has no skill..but he sends potatoes as love notes to emotionally depressed folks. Dude is a freaking millionaire.


I believe every skill is technical. You just need to know to apply it to meet the audience.


So many ways to make money..but it requires consistency.


Did I forget? I think the analogue age hasn't really passed so far we remain a developing country.

So cashing out it easy until tomorrow.

I no dey too do webinar again..cos I have personal businesses to manage...pay me N100k make I dedicate one week put skill into you. Trust me, e no go affect your normal jobs.

No caps.

Lol.

Na who dey over regard men as men of God tho. As if no bi the same flesh we dey share.

In other words, the devil preaching about sinning.


Of course, it will be a mockery.

Whois:
Yes please I can manage it for 100 years.
Considering the amount i will fwd my back of america account

Yes, bro. We are giving back to society. I'll add another N500bn ontop

Whois:
Boss do give away na

Ok bro.
Send your account. Please can you manage N700bn?

odinga1of:
Belgium to Nigeria bro

Yeah, there's a way to create PayPal to receive money in Nigeria.

Or better still, try World remit.

Try PayPal, chief.

Mehn..may she be found alive.

ahnie:
Is he now an ex convict?

I don miss you o

Put leg make e bite you naw.

fman:
you r u bent on destroying your
Nigger's image
Cos of change?
Too bad.

That change dey feed some family daily.

A scammer is no nigga, brov.

They pay. Actually, for starters, N100.6bn per post. Then after the first, N300bn per post.


They paid me yesterday but I felt cheated. Instead of N900bn, I was paid N830bn

Health issue ko, health issues ni

I don't hate it..

I realized long ago that everyone has their lives to live.

Tinubu

[quote author=t2luv1 post=115073361][/quote]Chief, na so we dey suffer am. Na annoyance we use dey type everyday.

What you should do to your relationship:

ArewaNorth:
I don't know why somebody who has never set his foot outside his zone will always have the courage to lie and spread falsehood about others. Have u been to North that u are making this false claim?
Securities are collecting bribes all over the Nation especially in war/insurgency ravaged areas and roads to big market towns which sometimes predisposed them to sudden attack by criminals for misplacing the objectives of their being on roads to protect lives and properties....
Pls stop peddling these nonsensical comparisons for wrong reasons.

Your opinion is halfbaked too.

I schooled in the north. Not just a school, a military school.

So don't teach me gibberish.

It's more rampant in the south.
And that's because majority of soldiers in the south are northerners.



Funnily enough, southern soldiers in the north dey respect themselves before una go go report say na blasphemy and declare jihad.

I am glad I have some Fulanis as friends who have sense. Thanks to education...cos normal normal, una no suppose live with other human beings

Timmi:
Oga, funnily enough no be Aboki policeman or solder day collect bribes for southern roads, na we we. Always check the name tag and u will confirm this

Aboki dey collect.

Na all of dem dey share am. Try cross make you no pay naw.

Sth wey dem dey do openly. E get armed force wey no dey collect bribe?

Army dey use gala seller collect bribe. Funnily, enough, all these happen in the south. These aboki soldiers no dey do am for north.

Police dey openly collect bribe.
Road safety, the same.
Custom same. Importers can relate. If you no pay, byebye to your hard-earned goods.
Navy same.
Airforce same.
NDLEA and EFCC na the worst. Na only people wey no fit pay bribe bi yahoo boys o.
MTN office, same.
Idiots wey dey register NIN same.
JAMB staff, another evil people.
Even common boys brigade dey beg for tips.
ShopRite security dey beg for tips.


Mistakenly enter the metropolis of your state, na so so so beg beg...and 90% are career beggars.

The only thing bi say armed forces dey beg with the barrels of their guns.

I no come know the difference between police armed robbers and agberos.

Why am I even surprise? Even Tinubu dey collect bribe from Lagos’ income. Extended to Ekiti and Osun.

The shocker? If you think anything will happen to him, you just thought wrongly. Nothing will happen. He has to give his oga some. His oga mah go give oga for top.

Have you noticed? All those police wey dey dey road dey collect bribe, their lives dey dey as dilapidated as police station buildings?

Bobloco:
You mean she belongs to people, by the people and for the people

Gbamsolutely

Recruit her into the army.



..to create demand and consumption.

What she will eat?

Cassava, agbado, garri, yam..

Aboki come dem reject am?

Aboki is all about politics. They feel they are born to rule.

Leave them alone.

Laslas na Dem the country dey shock pass

I am seeing Tinubu here abi is my eyes paining me

Lamanii22:
you can write with it atleast

Nigeria no bi am, dear.

Tie them flog them fanblade.


But the CCTV dey shake. Abi na the motion detector?

Nwachacho:
I don't understand your comment but hope you're ain't counting that overhead bridge as an achievement after 7 years

Okezie is a worse than Buhari.

While Lagos' income goes into one man's pocket.